Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were whimsical, and the ingredients used in the kitchen were not not high-end, especially the lobsters and crabs were over-physique, which once made the beggars suspect that they were genetically modified organisms, and the other party caught themselves for biological experiments, and the cruelty was close to Japan's Unit 731.

So the beggars who were temporarily confiscated of their mobile phones and could not communicate with the outside world (20 beggars have 15 Apple 5 generations) were deeply worried about their fate. "The Diaoyu Islands are Chinese! and other revolutionary slogans.

Someone next to him reminded him: "You shouted wrong!" It's the Americans who kidnapped us! ”

So the crooked-mouthed beggar cleared his throat and shouted again: "Down with US imperialism!" "Hawaii is Chinese!"

Directing Xiong Yaoyue to cook in the kitchen, Amy, who basically only moved her mouth and didn't use her hands, asked strangely:

"I know that you and the Japanese are fighting over the Diaoyu Islands, but Hawaii was snatched from the French, so what does it matter to your Celestial Empire?"

Xiong Yaoyue, who was injecting soy sauce into the sea cucumber with a needle, thought for a while and replied:

"Our Chinese teacher said in class that Zheng He's fleet to the West may have been to Hawaii hundreds of years before the European fleet that first discovered Hawaii, so historically, any place that China wants can be said to be 'inherent territory since ancient times'......"

"Huh? Then you Celestial Empire are really robber logic! ”

Only Americans are not qualified to say that about us! If you want to stand on the moral high ground, give North America back to the Indians! When you were about to starve to death, you ate someone's turkey, and then you will take revenge on other people's territory, and you still have the face to set up a "Thanksgiving"! It's obviously an "ungrateful" festival!

"Your Chinese teacher must be an old and angry young man, and he just has territorial claims to the United States-"

I rely on you to even use the word "angry youth" so well! You don't take a bath in your spare time and use a waterproof notebook to watch the "Iron and Blood Forum" and "Power Forum" to witness all kinds of rhetoric about "destroying Japan and slaughtering the United States", so you believe from the bottom of your heart the "China' threat theory" that Europe and the United States have been very loud about, right?

"—As a result, even the beggars on the streets are worried about making us pay reparations?"

"No~~~" Xiong Yaoyue said after destroying the special sea cucumber (she later learned that the unit price of Lu Dao was 15,000 yuan a catty), "We Chinese just like to shout slogans, if I were that beggar, maybe I would still shout: ...... in eighteen years"

"Eighteen years later, I'm a good man again!" The crooked-mouthed beggar shouted out as expected.

There is a joke that all the cattle, sheep and pigs in Britain have died twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the kitchen of the British.

This joke also applies to Amy and Xiong Yaoyue.

However, for the second execution of the animals, this "black and white double evil" is much more cruel than the British, if the British are hanged, the two of them are Ling Chi!

The lobster somehow boiled and turned green! It's still faintly fluorescent!

The hairy crabs were boiled in the same pot, but they turned dark yellow! The surface is also covered with a suspicious mucous membrane!

What kind of strange ingredients can make such an unappetizing food! According to the photos Xiong Yaoyue later gave me, my first impression was that this dish should be named "Alien vs. Predator"! Because both ingredients are crustaceans, and the terrifying colors are very suitable for alien monsters!

The beggars who were forcibly arranged on a long table, like the enhanced version of "The Last Dinner", were dumbfounded when they saw the first dish! The green fluorescent lobsters and the slimy yellow hairy crabs are genetically modified foods! Not only genetically modified, but also fed sulfuric acid and melamine! No one dares to take the first bite!

Not to mention the "honey sea cucumber" that was served later! The so-called "honey" is soy sauce! Or use a needle to penetrate the inside of the sea cucumber! Coupled with the overtime cooking, the sea cucumbers, which were originally not good-looking, have all become voodoo dolls that die of bloating! Broken belly! Take a look at the five years of life! The beggar who harassed Gong Caicai at the station rolled his eyes and fainted!

004 and 005, who suffered from abdominal pain because of eating "fried dog's tail grass", in the spirit of internationalism of "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, I will go to hell and hell together", carried out emergency rescue on the beggar, including splashing cold water on his face, and finally brought him back to life and faced the colorful and peerless delicacies on the table again.

At this time, more dishes have been served one after another, most of them are due to Amy's inspiration and Xiong Yaoyue's hands-on efforts, the two of them can be described as clever and skillful, and each new recipe has made outstanding contributions to the dark culinary world.

"Kobe Beef", which ranks sixth among the "Nine High-level Ingredients in the World", is normally eaten as steak, teppanyaki, or shabu-shabu, but Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were violently skewered into beef skewers and grilled on the flame! And it's all baked, okay!

Are you worthy of Kobe cows? And since the outbreak of mad cow disease in Japan in 2001, China has banned the import of Kobe beef! Amy's Kobe beef should have been transshipped from the United States, so it's strictly smuggling! Traveling half the world just to be baked by you!

Lobster, hairy crabs, sky-high sea cucumbers, and Kobe beef, and the rest of the ingredients are no longer known after being chopped with knives and axes, burned and electrocuted, just like Picasso's abstract paintings, you could say it's the skull of the Peking ape-man, or you can say it's the footwrap of the Empress Dowager Cixi – it's not an exaggeration to say that some of the food is still in a violent chemical reaction with the air after it is served, constantly changing shapes.

Therefore, the result that can be predicted is: no, people, dare, eat!

Amy, who was observing the beggar's reaction outside the room through the magic glass, was dissatisfied, and she ordered Penthos:

"You go in with a gun and scare them - it's rude that Pooh and I worked so hard to make food without even touching a mouthful!"

Xiong Yaoyue, who was wearing an apron and wiped her oily hand on the apron, said on the side:

"Yes, yes! It's just that the color is a little special! It tastes pretty good! I deliberately didn't put salt this time! Whenever salt should be put in it, I use soy sauce instead! ”

Naive! Do you think that if you don't put salt, you won't get people to the ground? The salt content of soy sauce is 20%! There is essentially no difference between soy sauce and salt! And the color will also have all kinds of changes because of this!

So Penthos withdrew the bullet from the pistol, pointed the muzzle of the black hole at the crooked-mouthed beggar who resisted the most, and persuaded softly:

"If you don't want to eat the gun, just eat the food on the plate! Nima, eat it!! ”

Penthos, who was extremely worried that if the beggars didn't eat it, the food would have to be cleaned by the bodyguard team, couldn't calm down at this time.

In front of the crooked-mouthed beggar was the remains of a sea cucumber like a voodoo doll, and when he saw Penthos fiercely holding a gun at him, he expected that there would be death or life, so he turned his heart and shouted:

"Stop! Just like I was sacrificing my life for the country! ”

Picked up the fork, poked a sea cucumber and stuffed it into his mouth.

The other beggars saluted the Precursor with eager eyes, as if they were about to pull something out of the Precursor's body.

"! It's too hard ......."

The crooked-mouthed beggar was about to shout "It's too unpalatable", but Peng Tousi pulled the trigger and threatened: "Hurry up and say it's delicious!" Or I'll kill you!! ”

"Too ...... It's unbelievably delicious!! ”

The crooked-mouthed beggar was forced to change his words in desperation, wailing and changing his words, I don't know when, two lines of turbid tears have flowed down his cheeks, and with this sad expression, it is estimated that "The Voice of China" will at least take the top three.

Inspired by Penthos, the other bodyguards also swarmed up, each with a gun pointed at the beggar's heart, and invited them to taste the delicacies of the mountains and seas.

And all twenty of them wept.

"Ah, I've heard that the greatest food can bring tears to the eyes of those who taste it!" Xiong Yaoyue was overjoyed and said, "We did it!" We did it! ”

Amy didn't look particularly happy.

"Hmph, that's how it should be! I'm obviously a master of cooking, but the kitchen is greasy and dirty, and I have to take a thorough shower once I go, and I'm just troublesome! ”

After "proving" that she was good at cooking, Amy completely lost interest in the beggars and told Penthos to dispose of them freely, release them back into the wild, or dig them out and bury them.

Under the coercion of the muzzle, the beggars, who had eaten most of the dark dishes on the table, exchanged tears, their facial features were distorted, their hands and feet twitched, their pupils dilated, and they breathed out more and less in, and they all seemed to die.

Peng Thos immediately made a decision and poured a lot of laxatives and vomiting medicine for the beggars, thanks to the strength of these fake beggars, otherwise they would have been completely out of hatred after tossing back and forth, and would no longer have to beg on the streets.

When their situation stabilized, Peng Thos gave 1,000 yuan to each of them, and threatened:

"The food you eat is already highly poisonous, and if you want not to die, come to a fixed place every day and report to me, and I will give you an antidote when the time comes. However, it will take 7749 days for this antidote to take effect, and if one of you finds out about it, no one of you will want to take the antidote! ”

The beggars were already afraid that Peng Thos and these people would have guns, so they nodded their heads and said, "Don't dare, don't dare", and they probably believed in their hearts that the food on the table just now was highly poisonous—otherwise, how could it be so unpalatable!

Putting down those beggars and going back to work without mentioning it, Xiong Yaoyue and Amy firmly believe that their cooking skills are completely grandmaster-level, but the appearance of the food is not very particular - Xiong Yaoyue even proposed to invite some friends in the class (such as loudspeakers and class leaders) to come over and try their skills.

Calling the loudspeaker over is to be ashamed of the snow, and calling the class leader to come over is to boast to the "God of Food" in the second (3rd) class of junior high school, right?

Nima: It's murder good! Even if the squad leader eats your food and is not poisoned, he will be to death by your Lang Fei behavior!

Anyway, at 9:30 on Saturday, Xiaoqin and I met up on time at the zoo in the center of the city.

In the parking lot, I saw Amy's car, and she and Xiong Yaoyue seemed to have arrived one step earlier.

Will you run into each other during your visit to the park?