1730 Ascended to the Tao

He was a pig raised by a farmer in the countryside, and it didn't take long for him to be raised fat and strong, and then during the Chinese New Year, Sheng Zongsheng was slaughtered for the New Year. Then he became a beggar for the second time, begging in the streets all day, starving and cold, and finally dying of illness on a cold winter night.

"Damn, Sheng Zongqiang is really pitiful! It seems that Feng Shui has been spoofed, he is really unlucky! Huang Fu exclaimed.

"Yes, look what he has become of the third time!" Jiang Fan smiled.

The third time, Sheng Zongqiang was finally a little stronger than the last time, he became a woman, a very coquettish woman, hooked up with men all day long, and was killed by a man because of jealousy.

The fourth time it was even worse, it became a rooster, and it was also a chicken living in the countryside. The fate of a rooster in the countryside is very miserable, and if it doesn't lay eggs, it's basically useless for farmers, and when Sheng Zongqiang just started crying, he was slaughtered as a boy chicken, and he made up for the male protagonist.

Later reincarnation, Sheng Zongqiang was very miserable, either an animal or a poor woman, the most pitiful time was the baby girl who had just been born, was abandoned by her mother in the wilderness and snow in the winter, and was frozen to death.

Nine reincarnations in a row are miserable, it can be said that Sheng Zongqiang is a declining person in the ninth generation, and only when he was in the tenth life did he become a rich man, which is now Sheng Guanxi.

"Oh, I understand, the feng shui of the Sheng family was destroyed by us, and Sheng Zongqiang took away the declining luck of the ninth generation, and now the declining fortune is over, so he was reincarnated as a rich man for the tenth time." Jiang Fan nodded.

"Brother Fan, why did Sheng Zongqiang only go through nine times of bad luck?" Huang Fu was puzzled.

"Hehe, after the feng shui was destroyed, nine times was the most, and Sheng Zongqiang's declining luck was over, so he took good luck for the tenth time." Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Damn, God is too unfair, when Sheng Zongqiang had good luck, why did Mei Dai Naizhao and Wei Xinjing become his daughters, and Liang Ru became his family's servants?" Huang Fu was surprised.

"Well, this is the so-called providence! Let Liang Ru fall into their hands and suffer from their abuse! Jiang Fan sighed.

"Fan, hurry up and rescue Liang Ru from the sea of suffering, I'm afraid that in this afternoon, Liang Ru will be tortured to death by them!" Liang Yan said nervously.

"Yanyan, don't worry, I won't let Liang Ru have anything to do! Let me think about how we can save Liang Ru. Jiang Fan frowned.

"Brother Fan, just rush in and slaughter Sheng Zongqiang, and then abolish Mei Dai Naizhao and Wei Xinjing! That's amazing! Huang Fu said aggressively.

"Hehe, Xiaofu, that's too boring, we have to play a good trick on Sheng Zongqiang and his two daughters! I'm going to bankrupt him and turn them into beggars, so it's more interesting! Jiang Fan smiled evilly.

"Uh, Brother Fan, I thought I was ruthless enough, but I didn't expect you to be more ruthless than me!" Huang Fu sweated.

"Hehe, of course we can't be merciful to the people of the Sheng family!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Sail, so how do we bankrupt them?" Liang Yan wondered.

"Ha Luha, we are immortals now, and it is not easy to deal with a mortal! Come here! Jiang Fan smiled evilly.

Liang Yan and Huang Fu approached Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan muttered a few words in their ears, Huang Fu stretched out his thumb and praised: "Brother Fan, your trick is really high!" I admire you so much! ”

"Sail, isn't it too dark for us to say that?" Liang Yan hesitated.

"Hehe, if we don't black, it will be Liang Ru who will suffer in the end! Do you want Liang Ru to suffer, or make them unlucky? Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Liang Yan shook her head helplessly and said, "Okay, let's do it!" ”

Jiang Fan immediately blew at Huang Fu and Liang Yan, Huang Fu became a Taoist priest in his twenties, Liang Yan became a Taoist priest in his thirties, and Jiang Fan's waist changed and he became a Taoist priest in his fifties.

He has a dusty hand, a Taoist temple on his head, a mustache and a goatee on his lips, and he looks like a Taoist priest, "Immeasurable Buddha, the poor Taoist nihilism is here!" Jiang Fan's voice was deliberately shrivelled.

"Brother Fan, you look so funny!" Huang Fu said with a smile.

"Be serious, from now on, you are my disciples, and I am your master!" Jiang Fan said with a serious face.

Liang Yan couldn't help but cover her forehead and smiled: "Fan, your dress is too funny!" ”

"Uh, Yanyan, don't knock yet! It is the visit of the master of the Tao and the nihilistic son! Jiang Fan said with a serious face.

"Yes, master, the disciple will knock on the door immediately!" Liang Yan nodded, she walked quickly to Sheng Guanxi's villa and knocked on the door.

A moment later, the door opened, and a security guard poked his head out, and he saw a female Taoist girl knocking on the door, and said in surprise: "Uh, what are you doing, we don't have a relationship here!" ”

"Little brother, we are not fateful, you go and tell your master Sheng Guanxi, saying that he is going to be unlucky today!" Liang Yan smiled.

The security guard looked at Liang Yan in surprise, "Rub, what nonsense are you talking about, our President Sheng is very good now, how can he be unlucky!" I'll see you look for a draw! The security guard said angrily.

Liang Yan sneered: "Little brother, I see that your Yin Tang is dark, and you lost more than 1,000 yuan playing cards yesterday!" ”

The security guard was taken aback, he did lose a thousand yuan in defeat last night, "You, how do you know Lu Dao?" The security guard was surprised.

"Hmph, I also know that when you went to the street with your girlfriend the day before yesterday, your girlfriend's wallet was stolen!" Liang Yan said disdainfully.

This time, the security guard didn't dare to underestimate Liang Yan, the day before yesterday he went to the street with his girlfriend, and he really threw his wallet, and his girlfriend scolded him all night. The security guard looked at Liang Yan, and then at Jiang Fan and Huang Fu behind her, "Are you with the two of you?" The security guard said.

"Yes, the older one is my master, and the younger one is my junior brother, and it was my master who asked me to tell Sheng Guanxi! Let me tell you the truth, if you are unlucky, you will not only face unemployment, but also a lawsuit! Liang Yan threatened.

The security guard's face changed immediately, "Eldest sister, please wait a moment, I will go and inform President Sheng." The security guard immediately closed the door and ran to inform Sheng Guanxi that he had gone.

Jiang Fan in the distance gave a thumbs up to Liang Yan, Liang Yan smiled, just now she said that she played on the spot, so Jiang Fan gave a thumbs up.

A moment later, the door opened, Sheng Guanxi appeared in front of the door, and he glanced at Liang Yan a lot, "Did you say that I was going to be unlucky?" Sheng Guanxi said coldly.

This Sheng Guanxi is the reincarnation of Sheng Zongqiang, who looks very much like Sheng Zongqiang, Liang Yan smiled and nodded: "Yes, it was my master who said that you are going to be unlucky!" ”

Sheng Zongqiang's face was full of displeasure, "Hmph, nonsense, I've been very lucky lately, and the stocks I held have doubled a few days ago!" Sheng Zongqiang snorted coldly.

"Ha Luha, Sheng Guanxi, you are going to be unlucky from today onwards! Believe it or not! If you want to turn evil into good luck, then pay me to help you resolve bad luck! Jiang Fan walked over with a smile.

"Who are you? You're trying to cheat me out of my money! Sheng Guanxi sneered.

"Ha Luha, I am a master of the Dao, and money is something outside my body! I saw that you and I had a fate in my previous life, and I came to enlighten you, and you met a nobleman, and I actually said that I wanted to cheat you out of your money! Alas! Jiang Fan pretended to be unfathomable.

"Cut, what a good person, I'm afraid it's just a mercenary liar!" Sheng Guanxi said disdainfully.

"Hehe, whether you are a master or a liar, try it and you will know the way! Did you accidentally break your cup while brushing your teeth yesterday morning? This is a bad omen! Jiang Fan stroked his goatee and said.

Sheng Guanxi was taken aback, he broke the cup in the morning, there are very few people who know the way, how does this old way know the way? He looked at Jiang Fan suspiciously.

"Hehe, you dreamed the day before yesterday that you were haunted by a big snake, right, that is a sign of danger! Believe it or not, I see that your seal is black, and within five minutes, you will definitely have broken skin and bleed! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Sheng Guanxi began to break out in a cold sweat, dreaming at night, except for himself, there is no second person who knows the Tao, it seems that this old Tao has a hand! But Sheng Guanxi was skeptical, "Okay, you said that I broke my skin and bled within five minutes, then I want to see how I broke my skin and bled out!" Sheng Guanxi sneered.

"Hehe, it seems that you still don't believe my prediction! Then wait for the bleeding to happen! Jiang Fan shook his head and smiled.

"Master, let's go, don't bother to care about him, let him be unlucky!" Huang Fu took Jiang Fan's arm and said.

"Well, no, hundreds of years ago, this benefactor was kind to me, of course I want to repay him!" Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

The scene suddenly froze, Sheng Guanxi stood in front of the door with his hands on his waist, he was skeptical of Jiang Fan's words, he wanted to see how he broke his skin and bleed.

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, and two gorgeously dressed women walked to the door, "Father, what's the matter?" One of the women said.

"Miss, Miss, Miss!" The security guard nodded.

"Oh, Wanqing, Wanhong, you just witness it, and see how I broke my skin and bled out!" Sheng Guanxi laughed.

"Father, what is the broken skin and bleeding?" Sheng Wanqing was surprised.

The security guard on the side immediately told what happened, Sheng Wanqing looked at Jiang Fan and sneered: "What nonsense, I think you are a liar who wants to cheat money, you get out of me!" ”

"Hehe, the girl is very angry, and the back pain seems to be worse recently!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Sheng Wanqing was taken aback, she looked at Jiang Fan in surprise, "You, how do you know that my back hurts?" Sheng Wanqing said in surprise.

"Hehe, I not only know that your back hurts, but also that you broke the mirror when you took a shower last night!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Sheng Wanqing suddenly exclaimed: "You, are you peeking at me taking a bath!" ”

"Well, I don't have that hobby! Besides, your figure is not good, I still need to peek! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

"Sister, I don't think this old way is a good thing, don't believe him, he must have bought off our employees, and then I will know that you broke the mirror!" Sheng Wan said.

A word to readers:

The second more is 3000 words, because the book moves the base, and it has to be revised these days, so it is generally two more, and when the revision is almost, it will be 3 more.