131 The third year of junior high school
At that time, I was smoking with Yanzi and them at the commissary, Xu Jie dragged a man to me and proudly said that this person was his boyfriend, and the three of us were happy when we saw that person, because I knew this person, it was Zhao Yue who always went to fight with us.
Zhao Yue smiled awkwardly at me at this time, I sent him a cigarette, and quipped: "When did you kid be with Xu Jie, why didn't you send candy." ”
Zhao Yue took the cigarette and said a little helplessly: "This is a long story. ”
I don't know why, I know his aggrieved mood, after all, I know Xu Jie's temper, she is beautiful, and she is the average person who can withstand this temper, it is estimated that Zhao Yue will be with her, that is, she is forced to have no way.
Seeing how harmonious we were, Xu Jie was a little depressed and said, "Why aren't you angry?" You don't beat Zhao Yue? ”
I was happy and said: "Zhao Yue is my brother, I can't be happy when he finds happiness, how can I get angry, how can I beat him, it's good, he does meet your two standards, not tall and not handsome." ”
Zhao Yue glanced at me, a little dissatisfied: "Why do I think you are scolding me when I hear this, I'm not tall, I'm not handsome?" ”
Xu Jie glared at Zhao Yue, Zhao Yue smiled stupidly, Xu Jie took Zhao Yue's arm again and continued: "Na, that's the way it is, I have completely given up on you!" You regret going, there is no store in this village, I see where you go to find a girl like me, I regret you to death. ”
I said that God blessed, and after saying this, he patted Zhao Yue's shoulder and comforted: "Xiao Yueyue believe me, only I know best how much you have suffered, but you are on this thief ship, just stay good, be kind to Xu Jie, although her mouth is poisonous, she is just a good girl." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yanzi and Feizi followed, and Xu Jie shouted behind; "No, who are you scolding for having a poisonous mouth!"
I ignored it, and when I got to school, Swallow asked me if I really didn't care. I said that I am not Xu Jie's father, who does she associate with my, what do I care?
Feizi looked at the sky, threw away the cigarette, said that I was true or false, and so was Yanzi, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't say that buddy didn't remind you, Xu Jie, this girl, is really good to you, think about it, don't regret it then." ”
After he finished speaking, he went to the classroom first, I was stunned in place, thought for ten seconds, and was happy, when did I regret it, I said that I didn't care, I just felt a little unhappy, as for what was unhappy, I didn't know, look at Zhao Yue unhappy? It's not, it's not nice to see Xu Jie? It's not, I'm not happy with the two of them? No, I thought about it for a while, and I felt that I was asking for trouble, but fortunately I didn't want to.
After arriving at the classroom, the first class was a meeting again, and I went to the playground with a small stool, and I listened to the bald principal talk nonsense again, and I listened to four semesters of nonsense, but fortunately, I didn't finish listening, because I fell asleep, in fact, I don't know what the principal said until now, anyway, as soon as he opened his mouth and said a word to his classmates, I immediately fell asleep, which was better than sleeping pills.
After waking up, I went back to the classroom with this big team, took the books and received the books, Xu Jie, this girl followed me, and asked me to help her move the books when she received the books, I asked her to find Zhao Yue, she said very cheaply, Zhao Yue was heavy with so many books, she was reluctant to let him be tired, I was fine, and it was none of her business to be tired.
I said that you are vicious enough, this is the attitude of begging people, and she happily said: "Haven't you always borrowed and repaid, my mother took care of you for so long during the summer vacation, and I didn't see you pay it back, so you have an opinion on letting you help move the book?" ”
As soon as she mentioned this, I lost my temper, so I could only honestly help her move, she was always happy next to her, and after the fun, she asked, "You really don't care about me and Zhao Yue?" ”
I glanced back at her and said, "You guys are so weird, you're the weirdest, why do I care, what's the matter?" It's your freedom to be with Zhao Yue, why do you want me to take care of it? I'm not you, I'm just a helper to move books. ”
Xu Jie asked me if I was really stupid or fake stupid, I said that I pretended to be stupid the most bullish, she was not happy, kicked me, kicked me to the ground, the book fell to the ground, I got up and patted the ashes on my body, no hurry, and asked kindly: "Are you sick?" ”
Xu Jie said that there is a JB in your mother, I said that your scolding is not appropriate, your mother has JB? She ran away, I bent down to check the book, she ran halfway, suddenly ran back, kicked me again, and said: "Dead Chen Ge, don't talk to me again in the future!" ”
I really ran away this time, I shook my head, I felt that this girl was more difficult to serve than Lin Xiao, picked up the book, and went back to the classroom, after returning to the classroom, she ignored me, I put the book on her desk, and ignored her.
After the second class, I lay in the corridor, looked downstairs, and by the way, I saw if there were any beauties in the first year of this year, and the swallow and the flying boy came over, and the swallow kicked me and said: "Walk, the first floor, the new atmosphere, play." ”
This is very simple to understand, that is, go to the first year of junior high school to see who has the thorny head to teach whom, every year, we read the first year of junior high school, just because this matter is not less with the second junior high school.
I said I'm not interested, you can just go both, it's like this every year, and I don't know if there's something interesting to play.
Fei Zai asked what is interesting, I said you go to the commissary to buy some balloons, and then go to the toilet to fill the balloons, let's smash them down from here, see who is unhappy to smash whom, if anyone scolds and is unhappy, they will definitely rush up and do with us, let's wait for him here, no need to move, you can pick out the thorns, how good is this.
Fei Zai scolded: "I'm lazy to you, let's go, hurry down, who has time to buy you balloons, I've learned Jeet Kune Do very well recently, find a few to practice." ”
I said I really didn't go, he came up and dragged me, I could only follow him two, when we reached the first floor, we unified the pace, the figure-eight feet, the outer eight, the buttons of the school uniform were all unbuttoned, each person hung a lollipop in his mouth, his shoulders shrugged, his head slightly raised, not too high, he could see the road, the most important thing is that the eyes must definitely squint, the mouth must be crooked, a look like Lao Tzu is the first in the world.
Then I walked around the first floor, and the freshmen looked at us one by one, with a lot of confusion in their eyes, and they didn't know what we were doing, and some of them laughed, and the swallows scolded and laughed at your mother, and the timid ones didn't dare to reply, and the bold ones kept staring.
We walked around the circle, and no one came to find trouble, so I was disappointed, and Fei Zai wondered: "Damn, it's not good for the first day of the new year, we all look like we're all underbeaten, and no one dares to come up and beat us." ”
Yanzi said, "If we go around again, there will definitely be people who are unhappy." ”
I said that you two are idle, Lao Tzu is not playing, go to the toilet to smoke, and after saying that, I buttoned it up and walked to the toilet on the first floor.
When we got to the toilet, we knew, why we were so arrogant just now but no one came up to beat us, these bastards ran to the toilet, there were a lot of people, about more than a dozen, one of them was holding a cigarette, standing in the middle, talking a lot, anyway, it was similar to what the elephant said at that time, it was to be united, and it couldn't be bullied in the second and third years of junior high school.
After Yanzi and I entered, we walked directly inside, and one of them stopped me and said, "Dude, where is Brother Feng talking, come late, stay in the back." ”
As soon as I heard it, I knew that this fool was treating us as the first year of junior high school, I asked him to borrow it, he looked at me, and just as he wanted to speak, the swallow went up and grabbed him, threw him aside and said, "Didn't you hear, let you go?" How arrogant is he, don't you go up and him? ”
I looked back at Yanzi and said, "If you have quality, who told him to get out, I said get out of the way, you have something wrong with your ears?" ”
Yanzi said: "You tell me about quality, how good is your quality?" ”
I said that I at least knew that I had to go to Xiaogou to pee, and then patted the so-called Brother Feng in front of me and said, "Dude, get out of the way, block my way, or I'll sprinkle on you, a group of idle, have a meeting in the toilet, there's something wrong!" ”
Brother Feng glanced at me and said, "I'm talking, let your mother force me, are you looking for trouble?" Do you know who I am? How dare you yell like this, believe it or not, I'll let you climb out of the toilet? ”
I said you don't let it go, otherwise I'll just sprinkle it here, I can't hold it back, I looked at him after speaking, and opened the trouser chain, and sprinkled it directly on him, maybe my move is too quality, and the people around me were stunned, and no one came up to stop me.
After I finished sprinkling, I shuddered, wiped it on his clothes and said: "Stupid, idiots can see that Lao Tzu is here to find trouble, and he is still standing and letting me swear, sick?" ”
He reacted just now, he was angry, and scolded Lao Tzu Fei after castrating you, and then punched me, after I dodged, I grabbed his face and pressed it directly on the ditch, I was also a little depressed in my heart, just looking for them to spread anger, and by the way, kill the majesty of this group of junior high students, so as not to a bunch of things in the future.
At this time, the surrounding junior high school students all reacted, but only a few came to help, and it was only the first day of school, they were not in alignment, they would go together, and those who could go on were on a better relationship with Brother Feng, what I wanted was this, if they waited until they were united and then played, how troublesome it would be, it was a stupid thing that Guo Wen and the black dog did.
Yanzi and Feizi were not idle at this time, they grabbed those few people and started to beat them, the two of them have really made rapid progress recently, the two of them dealt with five people, and they were knocked down after a while.
I got up and kicked Brother Feng a few more times, seeing that he didn't dare to move like a dead dog, I knew that he was afraid and didn't dare to resist, so I turned around and said to the rest of the junior ones: "You can inquire, who is the sky in this school, my name is Chen Ge, the third year of junior high school, I am the one who beat him, don't think I don't know what the hell you guys are fighting again, they are all from the first year of junior high school, I understand, if you are not convinced, feel free to find me, well, that's pretty much it." ”
After speaking, he took the swallow and the flying boy away, and finally completed the school start work smoothly.