Chen Ru was silent for a while, and then suddenly said, "Do you know why I beat that guy surnamed Huo just now?" ”

"If I'm not mistaken, Tang Yun and Song Mansion will definitely have a disaster in the past few days." Lin Tang stretched out his hand and pointed to the courtyard, "When the fountain is repaired, there should be more than one person who has an accident, right?" ”

Chen Ru glanced at Lin Tang in surprise, nodded and said: "At that time, three people were injured, one was seriously injured and two were lightly injured, and the exact reason for the injury has not been found yet. ”

Lin Tang showed an unsurprising smile, and said, "After the accident, Xue Lingyun found you and asked you to help invite a big damp who understands feng shui, that is, Huo Yuanjia?" ”

Chen Ru bowed slightly, "Yes, Lingyun came to me that day for this matter." I don't know much about this Huo Yuanjia, but I heard from the neighbors around me that he is quite divine, especially proficient in the feng shui of the Yang Mansion. At that time, we had a few conversations with him, and we didn't doubt what he said. ”

"If there is such a god, he still needs to push a tricycle to sell bone-pounding wine?"

"It's rare for us people in the city to meet a damp man who understands feng shui, so we can only use dead horses as live horse doctors. You don't know, these days can make your sister Xue anxious, this is her first time starting a business, if she messes up, how will she mess around in Yanyu City in the future? ”

Lin Tang shook his head with a wry smile and continued the topic just now, "Then, you will ask Huo Yuanjia to show you Feng Shui, but you didn't expect that Huo Yuanjia, who has a powerful mouth, actually doesn't have much real kung fu, although he can see that this is a white tiger, but there is no way to resolve it, so that you can be happy in vain?" ”

"But it's not, he came here for a turn, saying that it was just a little white tiger, don't take it to heart, and let us continue to repair the fountain, but before leaving, he drew a few talismans, and sold us a green dragon sculpture, saying that it was placed above the newly built street lamp to suppress the white tiger."

Chen Ru smiled helplessly, "According to what he said, we asked people to put the green dragon sculpture on the top of the street lamp, but before it could be put down, the person who climbed the street lamp stepped on the empty ladder and fell into a cripple." Next, strange things happened in the mansion one after another, and I realized that the White Tiger Demon may not have been resolved, but intensified. ”

"It's a shame that he came up with the idea of using the green dragon to suppress the white tiger." Lin Tang couldn't cry or laugh, "The dragon and tiger must be injured, and the dragon can't fight the tiger, and the snake can't fight the cat." In order to eliminate the calamity, it is necessary to place a pair of unicorns in the affected position to dispel the evil spirit of the white tiger. ”

Chen Ru stared at Lin Tang with incredulous eyes, "Do you still know how to dissolve the White Tiger's evil qi?" ”

Lin Tang touched his nose stupidly, and said nonsense: "Don't forget, I'm a child from the countryside, I have learned feng shui from an old Taoist priest in our hometown for a few years, although I haven't got all his true inheritance, but I still know some basic feng shui techniques." ”

Chen Ru asked, "What you said is true?" ”

Lin Tang didn't explain, he just reached out and grabbed Chen Ruyi's jade hand, and the latter was startled, "You won't be beastly at this time, and you want to fight with your sister here, right?" ”

Lin Tang glanced at her, what kind of divine logic is this?

"I'll show you palmistry."

After speaking, Lin Tang held Chen Ruye's jade hand and looked at it seriously.

After being silent for a while, Chen Ru quipped: "Master Lin, what can you see from the little woman's palmistry?" ”

Lin Tang let go of Chen Ruye's hand, stared at her beautiful eyes, and said word by word: "Your childhood was very miserable, first your mother died, and then within a few years, your father also died. ”

Lin Tang saw that Chen Ru's face did not change, and continued: "You still have two sisters and an elder brother, but they don't seem to have anything to do with your life, only occasionally entangled. Alas, if it's sister, what's wrong with you, is it because I said the wrong thing? ”

Lin Tang softly woke up Chen Rus, who was suddenly stunned, and the latter smiled, "Oh, it's nothing. You're right, Master Lin, what else do you see besides that? ”

Lin Tang glanced at Chen Ru with a strange expression, was silent for a while, and said extremely seriously: "You are still a virgin. ”

"You can see that, too?" Chen Ru's delicate face was full of surprise, "It can't be that you Master Lin are lying to me, right?" ”

Lin Tang shook his head, "From your palmistry, I didn't find any clues about the emotional entanglement between men and women. So, you're still a virgin, or in other words, you've been single for over twenty years. ”

Chen Ru opened his cherry mouth in surprise, "I really have some ability." ”

"As for what you said before that you can unlock a variety of bed positions, now it seems that it is just a lie to coax children, because you are a fiery person on the surface, but you are actually a ...... deep down"

"Enough!" Chen Ru suddenly let out a loud shout, interrupting Lin Tang's momentum as he continued.

Lin Tang suddenly woke up to the fact that his previous words had touched Chen Ruyi's bottom line, so he closed his mouth knowingly.

Chen Rushi also realized his gaffe, and smiled apologetically, "What you said is right, but there is a little mistake." ”

Lin Tang asked suspiciously, "Which point?" ”

The corners of Chen Ru's mouth hooked up a smile, gave Lin Tang a wall knock, and then the snow-white long legs suddenly lifted up, resting on Lin Tang's shoulders, a pair of eyes bent into a charming crescent, and asked narrowly: "Do you think with my skills, what position can't be done in bed?" ”

Lin Tang was stunned for a long time, and finally didn't find a posture in his mind that Chen Ru couldn't do, after all, the flexibility of this body was here.

"Yo, you two are really like glue, and you don't forget to show affection at any time?"

A slightly vinegary voice came from not far away, Xue Lingyun, who was wearing a black uniform, walked over with a slight swing of her waist, and did not forget to give Lin Tang a meaningful look.

Chen Ru put down his long legs, and there was no embarrassment on his face, "Aren't you afraid that there will be retribution sooner or later, so I hurried to show my affection a few more times at noon." ”

Xue Lingyun teased: "Then do you want me to open a love room for you, it is easy to be seen in the field here." ”

Seeing that the two of them were talking more and more excessively, Lin Tang hurriedly interjected: "Mr. Xue, you should hurry up and ask someone to buy two stone unicorns and put them next to the fountain, so as not to have any more strange incidents in this mansion." ”

"Huh?" Xue Lingyun frowned suspiciously, Chen Ru walked up to her and told Xue Lingyun everything from before.

Xue Lingyun, who originally had sorrow hidden between her eyebrows, immediately smiled after hearing this, and smiled at Lin Tang: "Okay, I'll let people do it." ”

After speaking, Xue Lingyun turned around and was about to leave, but she didn't take a few steps, and then turned her head and looked at Lin Tang with a smile, "You sister Ru has been single for twenty-seven or eight years, and you can only use cucumbers to chat every day, so ah, you have a chance, you can help her and let her know the joy of being a woman." Giggles, I'll leave first, and I'll come back to you later. ”