050 Laughing at the heavenly court
"Paste the message above, did you see it?" Liu Bi asked.
Xia Yuqi nodded, this is a girl who doesn't have much city, and her joy, anger and sorrow are all on her face.
"Are you and Jiang Xuedai together?"
"Not strictly yet." Liu Bi told the truth.
"Huh?" Xia Yuqi's eyes lit up when she heard this, and her gray eyes bloomed again at this moment.
"You're not together yet?"
Liu Bi shook his head and said, "No, it's just that the people in the school are more gossipy." But I ......."
"You don't have to say it! Since you're not together, then I still have a chance, haha, and suddenly I'm so happy again! Xia Yuqi clapped her hands happily and said.
Liu Bi: "...... That, hey! ”
"Huh? What's wrong? Is the breakfast good? Haven't you finished eating? Xia Yuqi asked expectantly with a wink of smart eyes.
"I got up at five o'clock and did it for more than two hours, I know maybe my skills are very average, but you must eat more."
Liu Bi patted his forehead helplessly, this woman, is there a lack of strings in her brain, don't you have such a big nerve?
"Okay, okay, you hurry up and eat the breakfast I made for you, you must eat more, I have to make up for sleep, I haven't slept well today."
Xia Yuqi said this happily and ran away like an excited deer.
Liu Bi slapped his forehead with a headache, and sure enough, he still couldn't be ruthless and asked her not to look for me again in the future.
To do such a cruel thing to such a girl with long legs and big breasts and who cares about herself so much, I am afraid that it is difficult for a man to do it.
But if it drags on any longer, I'm afraid that the relationship between me and Jiang Xuedai will be difficult to go further, it is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man!
Liu Bi is difficult!
Back in the classroom, I was stunned to find that Nantianmen Guard 1 had actually sent the thermos bucket back, Liu Bi opened it and saw that it was clean, this guy, even the bucket was licked clean, this Nima didn't need to be washed.
Could it be that people in the heavenly realm have different tastes from people in the human realm, Liu Bi strangely clicked on the avatar of Nantianmen Guard 1, edited a text message and sent it to him.
"The breakfast you just gave you, delicious?"
Nantianmen Guard 1 quickly replied: "Liu Shangxian, it's not just delicious, I've lived for so many years, and I've never seen such a delicious thing!" When my brothers smell the fragrance, they will come and rob me, and if it weren't for my strength, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to eat a bite. ”
Liu Bi's expression became very strange: "......"
Nantianmen Guard 1 continued: "Later, I saw that everyone had worked together for hundreds of years, and I was embarrassed to swallow such a good thing alone, so I left them a lump. Those goods were like robbing treasures, one person grabbed a bite, and the one who didn't grab it in the end had to lick the bucket again. ”
Liu Bi: "......"
It's weird, it's weird, what kind of life do people in the heavenly realm live, I used to think about becoming an immortal and going to the heavenly realm, but now it seems that I am afraid that this human realm is happier.
The morning class was boring, that is, he kept talking about the topics and the test papers, not that Liu Bi didn't want to listen to it, but because the course was too much behind, and he couldn't understand a word at all.
It seems that we have to find a way to get something good from the Three Realms Group to improve our academic performance, otherwise if we continue like this, the college entrance examination will hit the street sooner or later.
With this idea in mind, Liu Bi successfully fell asleep and happily went to the Zhou meeting.
I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly felt a shock of the mobile phone in my arms, Liu Bi quickly opened his eyes, and changed from a state of sleep to a state of excitement in an instant.
Red envelope!
When I entered the group, the group was really lively.
It was the people of the Four Seas Dragon Palace, who rarely bubbled up, who were talking.
Little Dragon Girl: Today, we are celebrating the 2,000th birthday of the Turtle Chitose in the Dragon Palace, and on such a good day, I decided to send a red envelope to celebrate, wishing the Turtle Chitose a long and healthy life.
Shrimp Soldier: I wish Chitose a long and healthy life.
Crab Sho: I wish Chitose a long and healthy life.
Nezha: Little Dragon Girl, you finally appeared, I miss you very much (three sad).
Xiaolongnu: Nezha, I miss you too, but I was locked up by my father, and I was only allowed to come out today (crying).
Nezha: (angry) Dragon King Lao'er, you come out for me, I plucked your dragon scales, and I dare to confine my beloved!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: Huangkou Child! I've put up with you for a long time! Come on, hurt each other! Call your dad, do you see if I'm afraid of Donghai!
Tota Heavenly King: Yo, what a big breath, I'm afraid that your entire East China Sea is not enough for my father and son to kill (cool).
Kamechitose: Oh, harmony, harmony, today is the birthday of this king, and you immortals give me a little face.
Jirogami: What Kamechitose said is that when it comes to fighting, who is the opponent of Moto-kun in heaven and on earth! I can kill hundreds of you with a single dog! (Proud)
Howling Dog: Woohoo!
Monkey King: My grandson is the first to express dissatisfaction, and my grandson's big stick is already hungry and thirsty! (Awe-inspiring fighting spirit)
The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter, and seeing that if there is no fight here, there will be a fight, and Gui Chitose has no choice but to send a red envelope directly, followed by the gods of the East China Sea and the gods of the New Year.
Ding Dong, Turtle Chitose sends a red envelope.
Ding Dong, the little white dragon sends a red envelope.
Ding Dong, the little dragon girl sends a red envelope.
Ding Dong, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sends a red envelope.
……
The crazy rain of red envelopes quickly refreshed the screen, where could Liu Bi take care of anything else, and he dotted on the screen with both hands!
Grab the gun!
Ding Dong, congratulations on grabbing the little dragon girl's red envelope.
Ding Dong, congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Fairy Chang'e.
Ding Dong, congratulations on grabbing Sun Wukong's red envelope.
Ding Dong, congratulations on grabbing the clairvoyant's red envelope.
it! Four kills!
Liu Bi's hands were trembling with excitement, although it was said that for the hundreds of red envelopes in the group, it was not a big deal to grab only four copies, but this time it was already the biggest harvest in the Three Realms red envelope group.
After the red envelope was distributed, Liu Bi was not interested in continuing to watch the immortals tear each other, so he withdrew.
Open the treasure chest and take a look.
Inside the little dragon girl's red envelope are two honest candies, as long as people take it, that person will not lie no matter what, but will only tell the truth. Although it is more chicken, it may not come in handy, but it is not bad.
Inside the red envelope of Fairy Chang'e is a bottle of jade dew elixir, which is a good thing, after drinking, it can nourish the body from the inside out, and it also has the miraculous effect of prolonging life and even breast enlargement!
Next is Sun Dasheng's red envelope, Liu Bi looked at it expectantly.
I'm a good girl, it's terrible, it's two monkey hairs! Monkey hair can be changed into whatever you want at will, and although there are only two of them, they are already very precious.
Okay, the last one, huh? The clairvoyant's red envelope is actually three drops of "True Vision" spiritual liquid?
What is this "true sight" aura?
Liu Bi looked at the explanation, and then he realized that if the so-called "true vision" spiritual liquid was dripped on his eyes, he could not only see the people and things he wanted to see thousands of miles away, but also be able to see through the things he wanted to see.
Seeing this explanation, Liu Bi immediately turned his head to Jiang Xuedai.
Jiang Xuedai is beautiful, has a temperament, and her figure is also very good, I don't know if she will have a nosebleed after using the "True Vision" spiritual liquid?
Liu Bi shook his head violently, throwing this evil idea out of his mind, really, how could it be so obscene!
If you want to see it, let her be willing to be generous in the future.,What's the point of being sneaky.,Although it's still a little interesting.。
It's terrible, if someone comes to such a wave of red envelopes on their birthday every day, then I'm developed.
Some people are happy and some are worried, while Liu Bi is full of joy on his side, Wu Chengwei on the other side is about to explode with anger.
After Wu Jiang received Wu Chengwei's call, he immediately rushed back from the company, returned home, and listened to Wu Chengwei's words carefully, Wu Jiang said with some guilt.
"I'm sorry, Xiaowei, last night Assistant Jin's phone was turned off, I should have thought that it might be related to that Liu Bi. It's because I didn't take precautions in advance and let you be wronged. But don't worry, this hated father will definitely give you revenge! When I'll catch him and put him in front of you, let you get out of your breath, throw him into the river and feed the fish, and then you can go back to school. ”
"But, Dad, didn't you say that after Assistant Jin escaped back this morning, he told you that Liu Bi had a good relationship with the Golden Leopard? We can't even fight the leopard, so how can we beat him? ”
Wu Chengwei said a little depressed, and when he returned home and listened to Wu Jiang talk about it, he knew that Assistant Jin was beaten by the people of the Golden Leopard last night, and he only escaped back this morning, and Assistant Jin also said that the relationship between the Golden Leopard and Liu Bi was very good.
"Hey! We can't fight the leopard on the surface, but why should we fight him? Probably Liu Bi also got acquainted with the leopard by chance. I just need to find someone who is better than the money leopard to deal with that kid, and the money leopard naturally doesn't dare to stand up for that kid! ”
Wu Jiang sneered and said, like a black person like the money leopard, friendship and friendship are a fart to him, which Wu Jiang knows very well.
"Who else is more powerful than the Golden Leopard in this Eastern District?" Wu Chengwei seems to have seen a little hope for revenge again.
Wu Jiang smiled proudly: "You are in school, naturally you don't know." But in this Eastern District, there are not many people who are more powerful than the money leopard, and Dad has already found a person who is one of the best in the loan shark world in the Eastern District. This person licks blood from the knife, does everything for money, and the people under him are also fierce and strong, and they will definitely not make any mistakes! ”
"So powerful, what's his name? This kind of person, ask him to do it himself, it will cost a lot of money, right? ”
"His name is Zhou Tianhao! Half of the upper-class people in the Eastern District have to sell his face, not to mention the money leopard, even ten money leopards, and they will never dare to provoke Brother Hao. It will naturally cost a lot of money to ask such a person to do it, but what if Dad spends more money in order to be angry for you!"
Wu Chengwei finally nodded excitedly when he heard this: "Great, Dad, thank you so much." ”