Chapter 013 It's not easy to get a dress
He's been in for a while, looking at the pile of clothes he's holding, even the red boxers, it's a rhythm to be naked! Looking at his instigated appearance, he was probably raised in captivity by his parents at home. Most of these people are handicapped in tem, even if they are not so exaggerated, their movements are not too sharp. Well! Or wait a little longer.
Xiaowen used the locker room to block his body, and secretly looked at the two salesman aunts who served their mother and daughter just now, it didn't matter, but he didn't expect to find an unexpected surprise.
The two salesmen secretly hunched over on the door of the store manager's room, their eyes facing each other, and their facial expressions were extremely weird, right? This posture and expression are very similar to the second uncle and aunt lying on the uncle's wedding night, eavesdropping outside the window. I was so lucky that I had an unexpected discovery that I changed my plan temporarily, which was too troublesome and the chance of success was not high.
Xiaowen laughed at himself for a minute, thought of an idea, felt that he had left enough time for the people in the locker room, and coldly opened the curtain and went into the locker room.
"Who?"
The young man was naked, just put on red boxers, and put the clothes off on the black broken chair next to him, the chair legs were a hunched back computer chair, and the black leather chair surface looked like a scalp with ringworm, and the glaze fell off in large pieces.
There is a pair of blue slippers on his feet in the soles of his socks, and there is a yellow cartoon rabbit on the upper of the shoe. Xiaowen hates rabbits the most, and the delicious carrots he planted were all eaten by the hares on the mountain, so he wanted to eat them when he saw them, but he never caught any of them.
The body is not very well developed, with two small thin legs and long joints, but I can't see the curve of the existence of any muscles. In addition to a small amount of fat in the chest, there are two red-faced sorghums, and the biceps muscles on the arms are invisible, which are a little stronger than the skin and bones.
Just as he was about to put a T-shirt on his head, his slender arms were already tucked into the sleeves of the T-shirt. The space in the dressing room was not very large, so he happened to stand opposite Xiaowen, and Xiaowen looked at him with a smile. Thinking about the fascinating faces of the two salesmen, and then thinking about it, in the store manager's room, what kind of spectacular behavior will a rather enchanting middle-aged woman engage in inside? In order to make the two three-eight salesman aunts do that, it may be obvious that they can't support that kind of joy. Love in the office is fierce!
Xiaowen faced this boy and wanted to maintain a sincere and friendly smile, but the facial muscles didn't want to deceive people, he couldn't control how the muscles on his face were stacked, anyway, he could feel that they were very pleasant.
"Me! Your good friend! ”
Xiaowen's voice betrayed him without any scruples, full of excitement after watching a small movie! Did he watch it? It seems that no, I didn't see him smiling lewdly.
"Who!"
Your mother, so close, face to face steel steel to steel, can't you see who Lao Tzu is! Egg!
"Didn't I tell you! I'm your friend! ”
The boy looked at him suspiciously.
"But I don't know you!"
Xiaowen pretended to have an arrogant expression, as if he was showing him that he was his second uncle.
"Sissy! Take a good look, how can you not recognize it! Aren't you the little one from the old family! ”
He still had the same expression, his face was wooden and dumbfounded, like a sheep in a daze in a sheepfold.
"Who? How do you know my nickname! ”
Damn, unless someone doesn't have long eyes and walks like a soft girl driven by an aunt, can you have any other nickname?
Xiaowen added a change to his expression, more like his second uncle, judging from his expression, he has the potential to be a big fool.
"Alright! You're a real person, tell you! When you were two years old, I lived next door to yours, do you remember? ”
This guy's expression finally changed a little, from a wooden sheep to a sheep that had just woken up to find food. His eyes wandered, presumably digging a grave in his head.
"Live next door to my house! Who's that? ”
Xiaowen was not in a hurry at all, nor was he afraid, he had a lot of time to squander with him before the door of the store manager's room was opened.
"Me! I live next door to yours! ”
The boy had already dug a thousand holes in his head, probably not even letting go of his family's ancestral grave, but he still hadn't dug out Xiaowen's face, which generation of elders of his family belonged to.
"My house is a villa, and there is a river next door, you live in the river!"
Is he swearing, I live in the river? It is your ancestors who live in the river. He almost blurted out, and when the words came to his lips, he changed his mind, forgive him, a guy who has never seen the world, and he would not think of such an esoteric allusion.
"What is in the river and not in the river, your former home, your hometown is next door!"
His eyes instantly flashed with two green rays of wisdom, which was completely the rhythm of corpse transformation!
"You're stupid to me! Where did I give birth! My hometown is where I live now. ”
It turned out to be a land-sitting household, isn't it a native of the mountain city. Xiaowen thought for a while, "The other door next door to your house is not a river!" ”
A sneer actually climbed on his face, and in a conversation with Xiaowen, there was absolutely no one who could climb a sneer on his face, what does this mean? It shows that he is smarter than Xiaowen, Xiaowen was completely deceived by this guy, or he is a big fool, and it is this virtue to talk to anyone.
"You big fool, do you know what a villa is, a single courtyard is called a villa, and I have no neighbors in my house!"
Damn, it's a big trouble now, the flicker is being fooled, the time is running out, the dinner time is about to be finished, and the restaurants are closed for a while, even if you get the clothes, it will be difficult to eat again. Xiaowen was a little anxious.
"That's it! Do you have the right door in your house? ”
"Yes, but it's a park! Can there be people living in the park? ”
"Yes! Have I not lived for many years! The whole park is our home. ”
"Oh, so you're my neighbor!"
"That's not it, pure neighbor, no leave at all!"
"You're richer than my family! The whole park is your home! That's a lot of land! ”
"No! There are several hills! ”
"Mountain? Is there a mountain in the park across from my house? ”
"Oh! Nope! ”
"I don't remember it!"
"I mean, the park is the size of several hills!"
Xiaowen wiped the sweat from his head, this guy is about to reveal his stuffing if he asks further, and the store manager's room should be finished! It's been five minutes, and you can fast-forward two discs in five minutes of watching a small movie!
We have to speed up the pace a bit, and if we drag it out, it may be extraneous.
"Hello neighbors!
Xiaowen stretched out his right hand and made a gesture of wanting to shake hands with him, the boy was about to put a T-shirt on his head, Xiaowen was quick to grab his right hand, and pulled it down hard, like a little lamb that fell out of the mother sheep's body*, and the little lamb wrapped in it suddenly burst * to reveal its head.
"Hello!"
He said hypocritically.
The boy's eyes were blocked by the T-shirt just now, and he didn't notice that Xiaowen's small action was out of sincerity.
The T-shirt that was about to be worn on his head was torn off by Xiaowen in such a lifeless manner. He was not angry, but said slowly:
"Hello! Neighbor, are you running to the locker room to find me? ”
finally didn't work in vain, and finally forced out his words. Xiaowen didn't want to go around anymore.
"Who were you who came with you just now?"
The boy watched Xiaowen clutch his T-shirt with one hand. Absent-mindedly said:
"Oh my mother! What's wrong, my mom asked you to come to me? ”
Xiaowen blinked his eyes and brushed up the thoughts he had just planned.
"That's not it, your mom just went into the manager's room! Could it be that your dad is in there too? ”
The boy laughed naturally:
"How is this possible! My dad is busy! Buy land to develop real estate, there are several shops like this, how can you have time to come here! ”
This is something Xiaowen didn't expect, it turns out that this is someone's own shop, and his mother is the proprietress of this shop, so even if it is very late, it is normal for a middle-aged woman dressed up to come here. It's like the proprietress of a hotel, even if you come to the hotel in the middle of the night to open a room, it is reasonable. What do the two salesman aunts mean by that expression? Could it be that the proprietress was eavesdropping on the house planning to give them more wages?
Does this also make sense, "full of warmth and lust, hunger and cold steal the heart". The more bonuses there are, the higher the desire, so it's .......
"This is your shop! Is the store manager a man or a woman? ”
He still asked, he didn't feel the last moment, and he couldn't be so hastily sure that his judgment was wrong.
"Oh! I see, you've got a crush on this T-shirt in my hand! I want to find the store manager and go through the back door, right? ”
After hearing him say this, Xiaowen was relieved, even if he made mistakes in every step from the beginning of entering the door, I believe that with his IQ, he can completely deal with the bear child in front of him, even though his height is a head taller than himself, if he compares three measurements, he can put him in it without hesitation.
"It's not! I didn't like the T-shirt, I did. ”
He gestured with his hand to the boy on the chair, the old clothes he had just taken off.
The boy smiled happily, "Oh! I see, I can give you the old clothes, anyway, the clothes on my body will only be worn for three days at most, and after three days, they will be thrown away, and today is exactly three days, you can take it if you want, but why should I give it to you? ”
The expressions of the two of them have now fallen off one by one, he is now arrogant and cold, with a wicked smile, Xiaowen's expression seems a little cramped and passive.
"If I told you a secret that was important to you, would you give it to me?"
He thought for a moment, "Then it depends on whether this secret of yours is worth the value of my dress?" ”
"How much do your clothes cost?"
"It's not much, from top to bottom, from inside to outside, more than 10,000 yuan!"
Xiaowen's eyes widened, this guy actually threw more than 10,000 yuan of clothes on such a broken chair! What a tyrannical thing!
Xiaowen was completely unconfident when he spoke again, "One ...... It's worth it! ”
"Tell me, what secrets do you know!"
Ahem!
He had to give himself courage first, he was so weak that he even had the idea of retreating, let go of his hand, let go of the T-shirt he was about to wear, and leaned tightly against the MDF in the locker room behind him, he was afraid that after he said it, the boy would not take his words seriously at all.