All Chapters_Chapter 112: Mighty and Elegant
When I returned to the bedroom, I asked Zhang Qingqing what my father-in-law had asked us to do just now, but Zhang Qingqing's cheeks were red and she didn't say anything, she only asked me about Li Mengting. I didn't hide it either, saying that Sister Ting knew that after she caused a conflict between the two of us, she felt very guilty, so she gave me an idea of a hero to save the beauty, and wanted to coax you to be happy, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating.
Zhang Qingqing was so angry that her face turned green, scolded me for being a stupid, and warned me not to forget the agreement I had promised to keep my distance from Li Mengting, and then she went to bed in a huff.
I was also very depressed and lay down to rest beside her, feeling a little helpless, I wanted to divide the distance with Sister Ting, but I still owe her several favors, how can I completely ignore others?
The next day, I went back to school to go to class, during recess, I went to the toilet with the two of us to pee, our school teaching building has a total of seven floors, each floor has 8 classrooms, there are stairs on the left and right sides and a public toilet, but it is still crowded after class.
I stood side by side with Whistletooth by the urine, and Whistletooth couldn't help but glance at me. Actually, the boys all know that dozens of people are booing in the toilet at the same time during recess, and it's normal to be seen, but when I saw the whistle teeth peeking at me, I couldn't help but be angry and scolded: "What do you see, you don't have it yourself?" ”
The Whistle Tooth guy sighed and said, "Yes, yes, but not as rich as yours." ”
"Fuck off, my name is mighty."
"Haha, then mine is elegant."
I almost fucking laughed at the shameless guy of Whistle Tooth, scolded him, put away my treasures, and turned to leave. But, as soon as I took a few steps, the door to the compartment opened, and a small four-eyed man with glasses came out, and most people in it were plus-sized, but I found that this guy was actually holding a ballpoint pen in his hand.
I muttered, "Cut, do you still have a pen with you when you go to the toilet to show off that you love to study?" ”
Whistle smiled and said, "Brother Yu, not every student with a pen is a student who loves to learn, if I guessed correctly, this little cub must have scribbled on the toilet door panel with a pen just now, writing limericks and the like." ”
In fact, starting from my elementary school, then to junior high school, and then to high school, there is a phenomenon in the toilet of every school, that is, there will be more or less people scribbling on the door panel of each cubicle, and simply write some ordinary limericks, such as: Kao Kao, the teacher's magic weapon; Points, points, the lifeblood of students.
But some bold or more obscene guys behind the scenes, will write some more out-of-the-ordinary words, as small as so-and-so, you are so beautiful, I like you very much, as big as so-and-so, you have big breasts, I want to catch you, etc., and even some people will draw some unsightly paintings on the door panel, which is probably a kind of toilet culture, the school often sends people to erase the traces of these scribbles, but soon after this phenomenon will reappear, repeated prohibitions, probably because the pressure of students reading is too much, Some people use this kind of thing in disguise to release stress.
I'm also curious about these guys who scribble on the walls and doors of the toilet, because they are the kind of folk jokers in my eyes, and sometimes I will see some very funny jokes, or very powerful pictures.
"Go in and see what this guy is scribbling on it?"
I said a word to Whistletooth and walked into the cubicle, and Whistletooth followed, and there was already a lot of scribbling on the door panel. For example, Qin Donghai, the director of the school, is a bastard, and Teacher Zhou Chunshu is best hit by a car when he goes out, and there are some limericks, but these handwriting are relatively old, not new.
Only the corner of the door panel is painted with a slender girl, this picture is fresh, obviously newly painted, although the girl in this picture is wearing clothes, but the body curve is particularly exaggerated, and intentionally or unintentionally on the girl's hair to draw a small hairpin.
I was thinking that this girl's picture was a little familiar, and then I scolded angrily, pointed to a line of small words next to the picture and said, "Brother Yu, look." ”
I looked along the whistling tooth, only to notice that there was a line of scribbled small characters next to the picture, which actually read: Tang Anning of Class 163, you are so beautiful, I miss you so much.
"Bang-"
I kicked on the door panel with a big kick, and then walked out angrily, striding towards the door, this little four-eyed dared to draw Tang Anning, if it was simply painted, it would be forgotten, and he dared to blatantly write such blasphemous words against Tang Anning. I have always regarded Tang Anning as my best friend, this thing is absolutely unbearable, I have to teach that little four-eyed a lesson, and then let him erase those calligraphy and paintings himself.
The little four-eyed had just come out of the toilet door, and I had caught up with him from behind after a few steps, and I patted him on the shoulder with my hand from behind, and said in an unkind tone: "Boy, wait a minute-"
Although this kid has a pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his figure is relatively thin and thin, his temper is not small at all, he opened my hand on his shoulder with his backhand, and a pair of eyes behind the glasses stared at me and scolded: "The hand is not fucking on Lao Tzu's shoulder, I am very familiar with you, if you have something to say, let it go." ”
I was stunned by the words of the little four-eyed, thinking that I had already cleaned up several bosses in the first year of high school during this time, and even the newcomer Wang Li Hongcheng, who had been in the limelight recently, was beaten up by me once. I'm already relatively famous among the freshmen in high school, but this guy in front of me can't even dump me, I don't know if he has a big background, or is he just a stunned young man who doesn't know whether to live or die?
At this time, Whistle Tooth said to the little four-eyed with a dark face, "You just scribbled in the toilet?" ”
Xiao Siyan suddenly became vigilant, and asked instead of answering: "Why, are you the duty students of the grade, and you don't have the armband of the duty student on your sleeve?" ”
The grade duty student is responsible for helping the grade director manage discipline and other things, such as seeing any littering, spitting, and not wearing the school badge, the student on duty will record it in a notebook, and hand it over to the grade director at night, and the director of teaching will deduct the conduct points of the student's class for violating the record, and if it is serious, he will talk to the student, so this little four-eyed is a little afraid that me and Whistle are today's duty students.
Whistle said coldly: "We are not on duty, did you scribble in the toilet cubicle just now?" ”
"Cut, it's about your birds, and the dog is nosy with the mouse."
After hearing that we were not on duty, Xiao Siyan pouted and said a word, and then turned around to leave.
I grabbed this kid by the collar, pushed him to the wall of the corridor with my backhand, and said in a deep voice: "My name is Chen Yu, I am from Class 163, you scribble our squad leader on the wall, and write that kind of swear language, do you say it's none of my business?" ”
"you paralysis, I only know Brother Yong in Class 163, what kind of thing are you Chen Yu?"
Xiao Siyan was pushed to the wall by my collar, and there were many students around him, who felt that he was provoked and humiliated by me, and raised his fist without hesitation while scolding, and punched me on the left side of the face.
"Wow-"
The surrounding students couldn't help but exclaim when they saw this, but Whistle was not in a hurry at all, and they were not ready to come up to help, so they just crossed their arms and watched the play with a smile.
I didn't expect Xiao Siyan to dare to take the lead in attacking me, you must know that my physique is much stronger than him, I saw that he had thin arms and legs, and his fists didn't have much strength, so I stood still and took his punch.
"Bang"
Xiao Siyan punched me in the face, my head just shook slightly, and I didn't feel too much pain, I smiled coldly, looked at this guy with an angry face and said, "That's it?" ”
The people around me couldn't help but look at each other when they heard my words, the whistle teeth were still a light smile on their faces, only Xiao Siyan's face was full of shock, his eyes were full of anger, he scolded a grass mud horse, and then waved his fist again to the bridge of my nose, this time he shot with all his strength, and the power of his fist was much greater.
The bridge of my nose was injured last night, and of course I won't stand and let this kid hit again, and I raised my left hand to open his fist, and at the same time raised my right hand high and slapped this kid in the face. My slap was angry, and the guy flew out diagonally, his left cheek was high and puffy, and the pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose also fell to the ground, and he fell to the ground with a snap.
"You guys are stuck here to dry the wool, get out of the way, I'm going to go to the toilet."
A boy with a shaved bullet and a stud ear in his left ear walked over with a few subordinates, and the students who were blocking the corridor hurriedly got out of the way, and some said that Qin Yong from class 163 was here.
Xiao Siyan, who had just been slapped by me, saw Qin Yong and his group coming in front of him, and was immediately as excited as if he had seen his father, covering his swollen face, and went up to Qin Yong, crying and saying, "Brother Yong, that little cub in your class beat me, and Brother Yong helped me avenge me." ”