049 has been a brother's person for a long time

It's really a little embarrassing for these four people to walk in the amusement park.

Ye Junxuan and Su Han, Han Jie and Jane, none of them are exactly lovers. But their temperament looks so much like two couples.

What's even more spoof is that the two women are best friends, and the two men are best friends.

Life is full of blood.

"My dad actually introduced me to such a tasteless person!" Jenny couldn't stand it anymore.

Han Jie was squeezed in the crowd in line, and he had to turn around to deal with this unruly woman: "Hey, Miss Jane, how can you talk." ”

"You're letting me ride a roller coaster? I'm sorry, but this girl has a heart condition and can't be accompanied. ”

Jenny was so angry in her heart, she brought the girl to play, she should have taken a Ferris wheel, a merry-go-round or something. This Han Jie, does he understand how to write the word "romantic"?

"Miss Jane, is it fun to come to the playground without riding a roller coaster? If you're too timid to sit down, you can watch from below, and I didn't force you. Is it necessary to look like a resentful woman, do you have a better suggestion to say, you don't say how I know. Look at you, you can shake off the eldest lady's temper at every turn. Oh I see, no wonder you came on a blind date, just your rude temper...... Hehe! ”

Jenny glared at him fiercely: "The surname is Han, who do you think you are, there are many men chasing this girl, you are not even a remnant." Haha, don't be happy... I came to the appointment purely to save face for Uncle Han, you don't have to be too frustrated or anything, stinky fish looking for rotten shrimp, there is always one suitable for you~"

Ye Junxuan and Su Han, who were sandwiched between the "......" were full of black lines on their faces.

Han Jie was speechless with anger, and his eyes were about to pop out. He turned his head and asked, "Xuan, is there something wrong with what I said?" ”

Ye Junxuan hurriedly pushed his hand: "Don't, I don't want to get involved in the affairs of the two of you." ”

Han Jie turned his head to the other side angrily: "Hanhan, your best friend is from Mars, right?" ”

Su Han cleared his throat and deliberately pronounced all the words as the first sound: "We are actually all Martians." ”

"......" Han Jie's three views collapsed.

Isn't there a normal person here??

……

In the end, things developed into Ye Junxuan and Han Jie going on a roller coaster, and Su Han Jianni watched from the periphery.

The two girls sat on a bench, munching on snacks while commenting on the gentlemen who challenged the roller coasters.

"I think Han Jie's person is not bad, he just likes to joke a little." Su Han and Jenny analyzed, "You will know after getting along for a long time, and he has a lot of advantages." ”

In other words, Jenny's vision is also very high, and she talked about two boyfriends during college, but in the end, it was because she felt that this man was not good and dumped others. AS FOR HAN JIE, THE TWO OF THEM ARE INDEED A GOOD MATCH, BUT JANNIE'S STRANGE PERSONALITY IS ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE FOR ORDINARY MEN.

Su Han was very worried about Han Jie.

"According to my observation, although Han Jie loves to ridicule, he is actually very responsible and righteous enough, and he will definitely be very dedicated to his wife in the future. Besides, it's usually good to have someone to make you happy..."Su Han began to count Han Jie's advantages.

Jenny turned her head and smiled coldly: "Hehe... My Hanhan, you were bought by Han Jie? How did you start speaking for him? ”

Su Han is Jenny's best friend, it should be towards her, how can she turn her elbow out.

It's not good, it's exposed! Su Han hurriedly withdrew his fingers: "No, no, I really think he is a good person, I don't want you to miss a good opportunity." ”

Jenny took a bite of chocolate indignantly and rubbed the wrapper in her palm: "Just him?" Forget it~ This girl is not bad enough to stoop down and marry him. ”

"Eh, when did I tell you to marry him?" Su Han smiled weirdly and pushed Jianni: "This is what you said yourself, don't admit it." ”

"I—" Janie's face flushed.

"In my opinion, you still follow Han Jie."

“……”

Roller coaster here.

"Jay, do you think anything is weird?" Ye Junxuan just sat in the seat, and asked Han Jie beside him strangely while buckling his seat belt.

The resentment in Han Jie's heart is nowhere to vent: "Nonsense! We were originally here to pick up girls, but now we have become soaked by girls - two big men come to ride a roller coaster?! ”

"It's you who comes to pick up girls, but I'm not." Ye Junxuan lifted the seat belt with a smile on his face.

Han Jie pushed Ye Junxuan hard: "Don't pick yourself so clean, I don't know you yet, why did you bring Su Han here if you weren't a pickling girl?" ”

"Does she still need to bubble, she has been a brother's person for a long time."

"......" Han Jie's three views collapsed again.

……

The roller coaster kicks in, and the screams come and go.

"That's why I don't ride a roller coaster." Jenny pointed to the head-down people on the roller coaster, and said to Su Han seriously, "I don't want to be a member of the 'Ahah Army', it will affect the image too much, this girl is a lady." ”

Su Han snorted out laughing and poked Jenny with his elbow: "Okay, I know that in order to maintain a good image in front of Han Jie, you don't need to be so clear." ”

"......" Jenny was accidentally teased by her best friend again, and stroked her bangs nervously: "I will only maintain my image in front of him when I am full!" ”

Su Han was silent, smiling and eating while admiring the exciting scenery ahead.

The roller coaster went in circles.

"Ah————!!!!h

Janie waited for a cobweb, and turned her head mechanically and asked, "How long are they going to 'ah'?" ”

Su Han shrugged: "I don't know." "Anyway, this roller coaster is really long enough, it seems to be five minutes long, and it's not over yet?

The two girls continued to eat the snacks in their hands, watching the roller coaster spin round and round. This trip is so long-lasting, the men are happy.

After a few more moments, the roller coaster finally stopped.

Ye Junxuan helped Han Jie, who was stumbling, and walked down.

"Hey, this roller coaster is out of order! In the end, he turned him! Mother! Many! Few! Circle! Han Jie covered his dizzy head and didn't forget to curse a few times.

Ye Junxuan smiled mockingly: "Don't be rude." Keep your image up, your woman is still waiting over there. ”

"Who, who's my woman??" Han Jie turned his head and glared at Ye Junxuan: "Jenny? Don't be funny, I didn't like that girl. ”

"It's almost there." Ye Junxuan tilted his head in the direction of Su Han and Jianni, showing a very weird smile: "I just specially asked Su Han to say something good about you to Jianni and promote your magnificent image." ”

"What?!" Han Jie's eyes were about to pop out.

Ye Junxuan flicked his chest with his fingers: "Little girl, who doesn't like the personable rich and handsome, you have this appearance, you almost make up for the connotation." Don't worry, I'll leave the beautification to my daughter-in-law. ”

In fact, Ye Junxuan and Su Han are really not a black-bellied couple, really.

"......" Han Jie was no longer able to complain.

At this time, a temporary announcement around the roller coaster sounded:

"Attention Crazy Coasters, please note that due to a program glitch in this ride, the last round of the Roller Coaster was tripled. The roller coaster program has now been repaired and will be temporarily closed for half an hour, we apologize for any inconvenience caused......"

Ye Junxuan and Han Jie looked at each other for a moment.

"Tripled! Fuck, I'll just say it's faulty-"

Now Han Jie has more impulses to go berserk.