Chapter 686: Number Three
Seeing Zhang Fan go to stop the ancient creatures who came again, the gods and Buddhas in the sky were ready to see him unlucky, and even Tianzun was stunned twice, isn't this going up to find death, but that sheep is really obscene enough, and he is like an ordinary sheep, and when he speaks, he is: "Ah! ”
If you change the time and place, you will really be fooled by him, but, when the gods came, in the place where the gods came, he also stunned a kendo Tianzun, who believes who is stupid.
It's useless to install it again.
Zhang Fan said in the ancient language: "I won't let you abuse the mortal world, you want to go down Simon Mountain, unless you step on my corpse." ”
The goat looked dazed: "Ah! ”
Zhang Fan frowned and said, "If you can stay in Simon Mountain, I won't embarrass you." ”
The goat continued with a blank expression: "Ah! ”
Everyone's hearts couldn't help but think, is it possible, this guy really can't understand human words, he just spoke the language of the mortal world before, but now Zhang speaks the ancient language, why can't he understand it.
In ancient times, the strength was very strong, but there were still people who did not understand the language.
Zhang Fan also estimated whether he really didn't understand.
So the performance is very affinity.
"There's no grass outside, but there's grass on this side." Is this a fool? This is not a fool at all, the outside is a modern big city, the greening is very poor, even if there are some flowers and plants are not tender at all, the city pollution is too serious, on the other hand, Simon Mountain in ancient times came to continue to grow out of the spirit grass and spirit fruit.
The goat was still at a loss: "Ah! ”
I went, I really didn't understand, this is troublesome, and there are obstacles to communication.
People have no malicious intent, and it is not appropriate to shoot at him, let alone beat him.
Just when Zhang Fan lowered his head and pondered, as soon as he looked up, he saw the shrunken goat standing on its hind legs, standing up on its forelimbs, and raising the two sheep's hooves high.
Life situation?
He wanted to sneak attack himself like an ancient sword immortal.
This, this goat is so insidious.
Obviously, he can rely on his strength to crush himself, but this guy has to be a yin person behind his back, which shows his character, no, how low the sheep quality is.
The goat didn't expect Zhang Fan to suddenly raise his head, with a very embarrassed expression, and then act innocent, but he didn't whistle and said that today is a good day.
Zhang Fan hurriedly flashed back in fright, and the goat seemed to be more frightened and jumped back farther than Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan is afraid of being eaten raw by the other party, you must know that those two hooves can even be stunned by Kendo Tianzun, and it is still like playing with himself, but he is afraid of a yarn.
One man and one sheep are at a stalemate again.
Xiao Tian said that there are things that can be solved with fists, why bother with IQ, with people like him, there must be things that can be solved with IQ, why bother fists, it is estimated that goats are like this.
Send him two words: insidious.
Zhang Fan said: "How can I say that I am also the host, so let's do it, we don't allow outsiders to enter here, I have a confession here, if you sign the name, you can go down the mountain." ”
As soon as this remark came out, the people who paid attention were confused, what's the matter, knowing that there is no power to return to the sky, have you finally woken up? What about the oath just now? What about those rhetorical statements?
"I don't think he wanted to stop the Age of the Gods at all, but he just pretended to make a name for himself."
"I think so, this will be admitted."
"Sensationalism and deceiving the world."
"Despicable, so despicable."
Fengdu Lingguan expressed their disdain, and sneered at Zhang Fan even more.
"This man is truly a disgrace to our spiritual officer."
When these people were extremely disdainful of Zhang Fan's character and the roots of their teeth were itching with hatred, a certain VIP Wang and a certain handsome man trembled unconsciously.
At this moment, the goat didn't bleat, but was curious to see Zhang Fan take out a pen and paper.
He finished writing with a few brushstrokes: Now there is a goat, and he wants to leave Simon Mountain, and after confessing his guilt, he approves to go down the mountain.
"Let's sign it."
Zhang Fan handed the pen and paper to the goat.
A certain VIP Wang and a handsome man only felt their hearts beating at this time, and they couldn't help but stretch their necks.
Is this number three about to be born?
Will it be signed?
Now the goat didn't bleat, but groaned, he secretly thought in his heart, sign a confession, what's the matter, it is estimated that this person will also take it to the errand, when he is vigilant by nature.
Zhang Fan said: "If you don't sign, then I won't give you a downhill, and you won't die." ”
Don't bother fists if IQ can solve them.
The goat's eyes rolled for a moment, and then he stretched out his two hooves to take the pen and paper.
There may be new cellmates again.
"Wang!" VIP Wang looked very nervous, and he was excited for a while.
"My God......" Xiao Tian covered his face with his hands, secretly revealing a slit.
However, the goat's eyes rolled suspiciously, and he felt that there was something wrong, but he really couldn't think of any problem with signing this so-called confession, as long as he got out of Simon Mountain, it was not a sky high for a bird to fly.
The IQ of mortals is so low now?
Then I won't be the king or the hegemon?
Wowhaha......
He finally took a pen and wrote on the confession...... Sheep Road people!
The three big characters are written in a quaint and vast way.
"Wang!" Zhuang Zhuang jumped up excitedly.
And Xiaotian lowered his head, scolding in his heart, damn it, another idiot!
Zhang Fan smiled faintly and said, "It turns out that your name is Yang Daoren." This name is very Taoist, "Since you have confessed your sin, then let's ambush it." ”
Bang, bang.
The sheep man plucked his head and fell to the ground.
"New inmate!"
After Yang Daoren entered the consciousness space, he looked at the surrounding scene in astonishment, how he suddenly found himself in the prison, the first room was closed with a VIP Wang standing on the iron railing, sticking out his tongue at himself, the second room was closed with a handsome man, holding the iron railing with both hands, his eyes were full of sympathy, the third room was empty and the door was still open, and he involuntarily walked inside.
"I'll go, what's the situation."
The VIP Wang said very undisciplinedly: "Welcome, No. 3!" "He felt like the boss of the prison, firmly occupying the number one tiring position.
"Welcome......" Xiaotian's expression was very complicated.
The young man from just now appeared in the prison, smiling.
The Yangdao people suddenly remembered a very terrible place, and shouted in horror: "Here, there will be no consciousness prison here, right?" ”
Zhang Fan said: "Yes! ”
The cultivator suddenly remembered the name he had signed just now: "You just signed and drew a ...... for me."
Zhang Fan nodded and said, "Yes!" ”
Yang Daoren's eyes widened angrily: "I advise you to let me go immediately, otherwise, I will do it......"
"Roast whole lamb."
Suddenly, the scene changed, and the sheep road man found that he was on the grassland, where he was driving a bonfire with a sheep hanging on it.
"It's hot, it's hot!"
The sheep man's ass burned, he screamed, struggled hard, and even cast ancient spells, but ...... And then the eggs.
"Don't bake me!"
Zhang Fan fiddled with the firewood in the bonfire, and there was a sound of the horn of matches burning, "Since you have signed the confession, you will stay in prison in the future." ”
Yang Daoren glared: "Let me go!" ”
Snow Soccer ......
Beach Volleyball ......
Aerial Slam Dunk......
After a great health care, Zhang Fan felt comfortable.
The sheep man shrank in the corner, as if he had been given something, his heart was like ashes, and his eyes were scattered.
I often walk by the river, how can I not lose my shoes.
I want to be smart for a lifetime, there are countless pit people, and the nickname pit man doesn't blink, only I pit people, when have I been cheated.
But this time, it was really planted.
Xiao Tian said, "Big brother, get him ten or eight rams." ”
The sheep Taoist was stunned for a moment, and engaged in ten or eight rams. "Do what?"
"You know"
The sheep Taoist suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum, and his whole body trembled, "Lying grass, I know a yarn, I don't understand, I don't understand ......"
It's cruel.
A dozen rams waiting for something appeared in his cell, and they lined up in a very orderly manner.
Bang dang.
"Hold Zhang Fan's thigh, Shangxian, my old goat will be your person in the future, you can do whatever you want."
Zhang Fan said: "Wouldn't it be over if this was done earlier?" ”
"Well, you go out and let them draw a ...... one by one."
Yang Daoren: "......"
Zhuang Zhuang glanced at Xiao Tian, the prison will be very lively in the future.