Bitten by a snake
It's too much, it's too much.
Arrange a blind date, and don't even say a word, don't know about marriage, is everyone free?
There were no dumplings left, and a bowl of noodles became Zhou Fan's dinner.
Zhao Zhen took the lead, sat aside and looked at Zhou Fan silently, watching her turn her anger into food, a big bowl of noodles, no soup at all, and eating all the time.
"Tell me about you, you are all elders, how can I say that you are not divorced? How can this be done? I know you think about me, but you have to be honest with people, don't you? ”
"Then when are you going to divorce him?"
A large family looked at her, waiting for her answer.
"This? That ......"
"You want to kill us in a hurry, the conditions for the National Day are good, you leave, marry him, we can rest assured, he is a soldier, he will not bother"
Uncle PLA, no wonder, the waist is straight, and it is very uncomfortable to look at it.
"You give us a happy word, when will we get a divorce?"
Forced to get married, and now forced to divorce, why do my relatives have obsessive-compulsive disorder?
"If you don't leave, I'll hang him, if I don't divorce, he won't be able to get married, I'll be angry with him, his mother has always wanted grandchildren, he also wants children, I won't give them to them"
Looking for him to divorce, he is a fool, as soon as he sees himself, then he is still free? Definitely want to try to have a child, take the child to blackmail yourself, stay with him, and ravage to your heart's content.
"When the child is older, they want to stay with me, and I don't want to be reluctant, then I will go to him for a divorce, he is also old, and he has no fertility, what will he do? I'll be happy then."
This is Zhou Fan's mood at the moment, and it is also a good way to take revenge on Hong Yu.
"Then your whole life will be ruined, you stupid! Have you ever thought about children? Have you ever thought about your parents? ”
I was beaten in the back of the head again, and I was really angry.
"After paying back your money, I will save some more money, and I will come back, do something, or do my old job, support my children like the same, honor my parents, don't worry!"
No one dares to fill the head, they all know that she is emotionally unstable, sick, and gives too much pressure, and no one can have a hard time, so she can only be left to her.
didn't go home, stayed at his uncle's house for the night, and thought about the past for a long time, until Dongfanghong didn't fall asleep.
Zhao Zhen and his wife didn't sleep well, listening to Zhou Fan tossing and turning all night, they didn't bother her, they just closed their eyes and pretended to sleep.
Cool, slippery, what?
"Ahh What bites me? ”
Zhou Fan got up from the quilt, pinched his feet, and looked, and the blood came out of the two small holes the size of needles.
"Hiss......"
"Ah...... How can there be a snake? I was bitten."
Zhou Fan was so frightened that he fell off the kang with a rolling belt, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to put on a coat and clothes, so he ran out directly.
"Uncle, there is a snake on your kang that bites me."
Zhao Zhijun didn't feel panicked, but smiled and didn't speak, put down the teacup in his hand, entered the back room, reached out and grabbed the 'big dragon' on the bed and coiled it around his neck.
"Look at you scared, this is not poisonous, I raised it"
"What's that? Do you have a snake as a pet? It's better to peel the skin and stew the soup directly."
Zhou Fan jumped, entered the back room, sat on the kang, looked at his feet, two blood spots on the instep, and the blood stains had not yet dried.
Get dressed and go home, who are they? What to do? The big man, raise a snake and let it out to bite, without even a word of apology.
I didn't brush my teeth and wash my face, so I went straight to the telescopic door, but a black car was parked at the door, blocking the gate.
"Whose car? Why is it so blocked, can you die if you open it in? ”
The windows are down, who! Uncle PLA last night.
"Where are you going? I'll send you."
Zhang Guoqing didn't sleep all night, feeling that he had offended her a little last night, and came over early in the morning.
"Why are you again? Didn't you say it all? I'm married, and I have children, it's impossible for the two of us, you let me, I'll go get an injection."
Zhang Guoqing started the car, reversed a little, got out of the car with the car door, opened the back door and said, "I'll send you there, are you uncomfortable?" ”
"No, take the rabies vaccine, and by the way, if you are bitten by a snake, do you want to get the rabid snake vaccine"
Zhou Fan sat on his Santana, and scolded in his heart, unlucky early in the morning, today must not be a good day, next time, he must peel the snake alive.
In the town hospital, a People's Liberation Army in military uniform suddenly appeared, followed by a 'psychopath', which became a rarity, and a pair of curious eyes looked at the two of them.
"I was bitten by a snake, do I need an injection?"
The needle pierced into the body, and it didn't feel any pain, and it was over, and there was no pain from the snake's bite.
"It depends on what snake bites it, and whether it is poisonous or not? If it is poisonous, wash the wound and inject antivenom"
It's over, it's painful, and I don't see what kind of snake bites me, and I don't know if it's poisonous?
"There shouldn't be snakes in the current temperature, where did you get bitten by snakes?"
Zhang Guoqing grew up in the Northeast since he was a child, and at this temperature, there should be no snakes, and they haven't woken up from hibernation.
"On the kang, I slept in a daze, I felt cold, my feet moved, and I was bitten"
A group of old men and old ladies all laughed, and unanimously thought that her words were too unbelievable, sleeping on her own kang, she was actually bitten by a snake, who would believe it.
Zhou Fan is mentally ill, and the old and young masters in ten miles and eight villages know that even if they tell the truth, they will also be considered to be sick.
"I'll send you home"
"Don't, we're not familiar with each other, besides, don't think that a green military uniform must be a good person, I'll tell you my address, you step on it well, you don't necessarily go to steal things at that time, then my family will be miserable, it's already poor and can't open the pot, you carry the pot away, it's good-looking"
This logical way of thinking is really special, the Chinese People's Liberation Army, misunderstood as thieves, actually met in the way of blind dates, too strange.
As soon as he got out of the hospital gate, Zhou Fan didn't look back, walked along the main road to the east market, bought some leeks and went home to make dumplings, and made up for the dumplings that he didn't eat last night
Zhang Guoqing was stunned at the door of the hospital, no matter what, the old man's wish has been completed, and the relatives are also alike, people are unwilling, in fact, they are not willing to do it, they are married, and they have children, it is really not suitable for them.
"Young man, tell you, the woman just now is sick, mentally ill, but it is serious"
Zhang Guoqing looked at the old lady standing next to him with strange eyes, she was old, she was still thirty-eight, she had nothing to do, and she ran to the hospital to 'send money'.
Psychotic? No wonder I just said that I was bitten by a snake, which is really not normal.
The elderly can't figure out anything, so they pull the coal and set up the line to mess up the mandarin duck spectrum, but fortunately they found it early, otherwise......
"How much is a pound of leeks?"
Zhou Fan squatted on the edge of an old man's vegetable stall and asked as he picked up the yellowed leaves.
"A piece of five, freshly cut, see how fresh"
The freshness is quite fresh, but there is no less sprinkling on it, and the wet and dappling mud is all stained together.
I grabbed a large handful, put it on the weighing tray, looked at the scales flat, and put a few more on it.
"Two dollars, is that enough?"
He took out two coins from his trouser pocket and put them in the old man's hand, took the convenience bag, and left the vegetable stall with a smile.
There are leeks, there are more than a dozen old hens at home to lay eggs, there is no need to buy eggs, there are fans at home, there is no need to buy anything.
At the pork stall, I saw a familiar back, I just opened the meat last night, and I was hungry again.
Bow your head and pretend not to see it, hurry up and leave, save him from rubbing rice.
"......"
Zhao Zhiwei snorted his throat and glanced at Zhou Fan, but he didn't greet the elders when he saw them, and pretended not to know.
"Uncle, what about meat? Weigh the skinny ones, I'll go to your house for dinner."
Zhao Zhiwei looked at the leeks in her hand and asked, "Go home and make dumplings?" ”
Zhou Fan shook his head and said with a smile, "Well, I didn't eat dumplings yesterday, go home and ask my mother to pack them for me."
The leek stuffing is flavorful, and he must not like to eat it very much.
"Your uncle likes leek-stuffed dumplings, the car has stopped at the door of the deli shop, you go and drive"
A bunch of keys were thrown to Zhou Fan, Zhou Fan reached out and grabbed it, pouted, turned around and went back, back to the cooked vegetable shop not far away.
It was the busiest time of the bazaar, and I was a novice who wanted to drive on a crowded road.
I inserted the car keys, started the car, and drove it slowly, my heart was in my throat.
The horn kept ringing, the sweat flowed from the back, and after carefully driving less than a kilometer of the vegetable market, I was cramping when I stepped on the clutch.
"Look, the apprentices taught by Zhao Zhiwei in the driving school can drive by themselves"
"Isn't it psychotic? Looks like it's good, you can drive"
"The master taught well, and all fools have learned"
Zhao Zhiwei was carrying two catties of pork, listening to the discussion behind him, which made his heart bloom.
Zhou Fan learned to drive, just like finding a spokesperson, on the one hand, to prove that his driving school is superior in technology, and on the other hand, to prove that Zhou Fan is a normal person.
In the near future, there will be more and more people who come to driving schools to learn to drive, and in the future society, every household may have a car and a great opportunity to make money.