Chapter 783: Big Trouble
Zhang Fan almost knelt down for this little pepper: "It's really not intentional, you have to believe that I just looked at it twice, it was so dark, I only saw a shadow, really, I swear not to gouge out my eyes so ruthlessly, if people have no eyes, it's better to die than to live blindly?" ”
Little Pepper said, "Niangniang, then just kill her." ”
I'll go, Zhang Fan is completely convinced.
Black, the heart is too dark.
Zhang Fan looked at the fairy with a pitiful expression like a beggar who was about to starve to death on the street, and now his pretty face was covered with a layer of frost. The black and white eyes flashed with anger: "It's too cheap to kill him, take him back and be a slave!" ”
"What?"
Zhang Fan simply doubted his ears and wanted to arrest him as a slave?
"Nope. This beauty, can we be reasonable, I won't just look at you twice, as for being so ruthless? ”
Her eyes glared fiercely, so frightened that Zhang Fan immediately shut up and didn't dare to say more.
The fairy was fierce. There is a momentum that people dare not disobey.
Zhang Fan muttered in his heart, this should have been in the top position for a long time, maybe it is really the mother of a certain immortal dynasty, and this time it is a big trouble. "I can't afford to lose money"
Zhang Dayan Jun didn't have much else. Now I have a lot of spirit stones in my hand.
The fairy was still hesitating, probably thinking that this proposal could be considered, who knows, the little pepper eyes beside her glared angrily again: "You have seen my mother." And then pay my mother, what do you think of my mother, as a singer? ”
I'm going to go!
The fairy's pretty face changed completely, and Zhang Fan could feel that her anger value had soared from 10 to 100 in an instant.
The surrounding temperatures have dropped by several degrees.
Zhang Dayan Jun hurriedly explained: "No, no, it's not like this, you listen to my explanation." ”
At the same time, this guy was unbalanced in his heart, and looked at the little girl with a very resentful eye, if it weren't for this little girl, she would never have been discovered, and even if she was discovered, she would have already settled it with money, but silently reminded herself to be generous, to show an open mind, after all, people are under the eaves.
Then he swallowed his anger and said: "I really want to apologize to the beauty"
Little Pepper said: "Niangniang, he is still teasing you, he actually calls you a beauty"
I'll go, beauty is an honorific title, okay. Suffered, this is the fairy world, and hurriedly changed his words and said: "Fairy, the fairy is used to it." ”
Pepper said, "Mother." You see, this person is really not a good person, and it is estimated that he often flirts with female cultivators on weekdays. ”
Zhang Fan was about to kneel completely.
It's the first time he's met a little pepper like this, and anything he says can put you in the hole.
"Not really"
The fairy said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense. Taken back as a slave."
Zhang Fan really wanted to flash people directly, but fortunately he didn't do it, because when he was stared at by Xiao Pepper and walked out of the fairy mountain, he found that the mighty army on the other side of the mountain was endless, and he couldn't see the end at a glance, and the number of people was no less than 100,000, and what was even more terrifying was. Many of the generals in it are Great Perfection, and the leader is the Great Golden Immortal.
Seeing the fairy come out, a large piece of hula la, knelt down together: "Meet the empress!" ”
See this scene. This army alone can completely crush the entire Nanfu, Zhang Fan smacked his tongue: "Little fairy, who is your mother?" ”
Xiao Pepper raised her pointed chin: "Now I know that I'm afraid, peeking at my mother's bath, why aren't you afraid." ”
The fairy who dragged the long tail curtain turned her head slightly red and glared at Xiao Pepper fiercely: "Wait a minute, you dare to say a word, be careful to hook your tongue." ”
Seeing that Little Pepper was trained, Zhang Fan called it cool in his heart.
This kind of thing, the fairy never wants to be known by the fourth person.
But this little pepper is a big mouth, and he talks unscrupulously.
After being taught a lesson by the fairy, he stuck out his tongue in fear, closed his mouth tightly and didn't dare to talk nonsense.
The leading general was surprised to see that the fairy had gone into the mountains to rest and even caught a young man back. The general was wearing a silver-white battle armor, his face was resolute and majestic, "Empress, who is this?" ”
The fairy said, "This man ran into Bendi and took him back as a slave." ”
Although the general was surprised, he didn't dare to ask more about the fairy's order.
"Yes!"
What happened next, Zhang Fan was even more depressed, he was even shackled, put in a prison car, and really became a prisoner.
It's a flying disaster.
Fortunately, there is still a mobile phone to take out to pass the time, looking at the pomp and circumstance of this fairy, ordinary people must not be able to control it, he directly entered the consciousness space and dragged Xiaotian in.
"I'll go" When I came in, I heard Xiao Tian scolding, but when I saw Zhang Fan, I smiled again: "Big brother, you have something to do with me." ”
Zhang Fan only felt that it was difficult to explain.
No matter how thick-skinned this guy is, he doesn't dare to tell his ugly things.
"Little God. Your eldest brother has been arrested."
Xiao Tian's eyes widened: "Who is so bold!" ”
Zhang Fan said depressedly: "I don't know, it's a fairy, I accidentally bumped into her, and I directly arrested your eldest brother, and said that I would be arrested as a slave, and there was an army with me, and the generals were all big golden immortals, and they all called her the empress." ”
"The Empress?"
Xiao Tian was taken aback: "All the self-proclaimed empresses are not easy to mess with, you know, I have never beaten women, if you win, others say that you have no grace, if you don't make it, you lose." And the man was greatly disgraced. ”
said it so wisely, Zhang Fan couldn't help but want to applaud, this is the reason why Xiaotian doesn't beat women!
"Big brother, you figure out who the other party is, and no matter how you try to find a way, you don't know who the other party is, but what's the matter." This guy said very unjustly: "Do I still have guests at home?" ”
Woolen guests, liars. Big night.
must have hooked up with the one from the Taiyin Palace.
Zhang Fan said: "Go, go, I've figured it out, I'll look for you again." ”
"Okay"
The little pepper at the far end stepped on the auspicious clouds again, and looked at Zhang Fan with great interest as he was locked in the prison car. Zhang Fan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and she said in a half-loud voice: "You deserve it!" ”
Zhang Fan's anger came up, this was originally a trivial matter, but he was stirred up by this little pepper and became a prisoner. "I said you're not sick. I've provoked you. ”
When Xiao Pepper saw Zhang Fanheng, her eyes widened, and she didn't back down at all: "You recruited me, you looked at my mother." It just offended me. ”
Little Pepper's voice was quite loud because of anger, okay, the soldiers around him all turned their heads to look at him, and their eyes showed strange looks.
Realize that you may be slipping your mouth. She quickly shut her mouth.
"You did it on purpose!"
Zhang Fanxin said, who knew that you were so lacking in heart.
"Let me ask you something, who is your mother?"
Pepper said, "Can you handle it?" Anyway, you're already my mother's slave, so you'll work hard in the future. Maybe it's in the mines, maybe it's in the countryside, and you'll be able to get it. ”
Zhang Fan said: "If you don't say it, I will know sooner or later that there are not many empresses in the entire fairy world!" ”
Xiao Pepper glanced at Zhang Fan and said, "It doesn't hurt to tell you, our mother is the empress of the Western King Immortal Dynasty." ”
Western King Immortal Dynasty?
It's not a coincidence, it's not!
He happened to be going to the Western Immortal Dynasty, and he ended up pretending to be the empress of the Western Immortal Dynasty.
Wait for Zhang Fan to think of a question, what is the relationship between the Western Immortal Dynasty and the Jade Emperor, why is the Jade Emperor's orchard in the Western Immortal Dynasty, you know, there is a gourd in the orchard, it is a gourd that is very important, if this fairy does not have an extraordinary relationship with the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor will never let her take care of the orchard.
"Wouldn't it?" Zhang Fan thought of a possibility, such an important thing, in addition to showing it to his wife, who can rest assured.
Thinking of this possibility, Zhang Fan's legs were weak, and his face was pale, I, I showed the Jade Emperor's wife?
It's a big deal now.
"No, you must not be caught"
You must run as far as you can, never see this empress again, and you can't let the Jade Emperor know about it, otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable.
"Ouch, ouch," Zhang Fan showed a very eager look on his face, "I want to go to the toilet." ”
This thing shamelessly used the strongest escape technique among the Twelve Heavenly Secret Demon Dafa, Urine Escape.