"Ahh It's too strong! The male god is too strong! ”

"Liu Bi! Awesome! ”

Lingnan No. 1 Middle School was silent for a while, and suddenly burst into waves of ghosts crying wolf-like cheers.

Originally, the members of Dong'an No. 1 Squadron took the lead, and they were all a little worried about their school's team.

Especially when I saw that the other party pointed the finger at Liu Bi, after all, it is impossible for a person to be good at mathematics outrageously, and the traditional culture is also extremely strong!

But Liu Bi is such a person they think is impossible, an all-round man! He worked miracles.

At this moment, everyone tried their best to give Liu Bi the greatest cheers they could.

Even Ling Ruohua, a Chinese teacher and head teacher, had a different color on her face, and her eyes were full of appreciation when she looked at Liu Bi.

This is an all-rounder who has both arts and sciences! Why didn't you find it before?

"I didn't expect you to double study in arts and sciences, it's amazing!" Jiang Xuedai, who has always been relatively calm, couldn't help but have countless little stars in her autumn-like eyes at this moment.

Liu Bi smiled faintly: "This is nothing. ”

After saying that, he got up and said to the teachers in front of him.

"Teachers, it seems that the Dong'an No. 1 Squadron is no longer up to date, isn't it time to start the second round?"

"Huh? That's right, the first round of Lingnan City No. 1 Squadron won! Now for the second round! ”

The second round of the competition was a couplet, and this time, the relaxed look on the face of the Dong'an No. 1 Squadron completely disappeared, and one by one they all looked extremely dignified.

After all, the three rounds in the afternoon are based on the best-of-three system, and if they lose in the second round, they will lose the whole game directly, which is a blow they can't bear, and it is also a price that Dong'an No. 1 Middle School can't bear.

"The second round starts now. In the first round, Lingnan No. 1 Squadron won, and you can choose to make the question or answer the question. ”

The questioner will be uplinked, and the answerer will be compared until the questioner has no question to come out, or the answerer can't get up. Very simple rules of the game.

Liu Bi waved his hand and said casually: "Forget it, we're too lazy to ask the question, let's give it to the children of Dong'an No. 1 Middle School." ”

"You! You deceive people too much! A member of the Dong'an No. 1 Squadron couldn't stand this contempt and angrily got up to accuse, but Liu Bi turned a deaf ear and didn't look at the man.

Lao Jia, a teacher at Dong'an No. 1 Middle School, saw this with a calm face and waved his hand.

"Sit down! People have the ability, and it is also appropriate to be arrogant, and it is more convincing for you to defeat him with your strength. ”

"Good! Then it's up to me to come up with the first question, listen up, my uplink: draw a lotus monk painting! Please, Liu Bi is a great talent! ”

"What? What monk lotus painted, what did he say? ”

"I didn't hear it clearly, I couldn't say a word clearly in the damn couplet, and it was enough!"

The Chinese team members in Lingnan looked at each other, but at this time, Liu Bi had already smiled confidently and said lightly.

"The Book of Hanmo Hanlin."

The two commentators discussed for a while and nodded: "That's right, pass!" ”

"This ......"

The student's face changed when Dong'an No. 1 Middle School came out, and he quickly regained his composure, after all, this is his area of expertise, after thinking about it, he asked another question.

"Red flowers everywhere!"

Liu Bi said without thinking: "There are many green trees and many green trees. ”

The two commentators glanced at each other, and both saw shock in each other's eyes.

"That's right, pass!"

"! Got it again!? "Whether it is Lingnan No. 1 Middle School or Dong'an No. 1 Squadron, the people are all dumbfounded.

This guy or is it human? The couplet has been thinking about it for at least a few days before it is contested, and this guy actually doesn't think about it, and answers it directly, and doesn't even have time to think?

Fuck you, is this still human?

The student in Dong'an City was pale, but he had a good foundation, and after thinking about it for a while, he came up with another question.

"Snow Plum Blossom Plum Blossom Plum Blossom Plum Blossom Plum Blossom

This joint is still anti-union.

Liu Bi played with his nails without raising his head and said: "The warbler should be willow catkins and willow should be warbler." ”

The two commentators glanced at each other and smiled bitterly. This couplet is to give them a pair, at least for a while and a half, but what about Liu Bi?

I don't need to think for a second, I answer it directly by conditioned reflex, I don't even yawn, and I'm so neat, what kind of student is this!

"Liu Bi is good!"

"Liu Bi, so handsome! I'm black to pink with you! Awesome! ”

"Male god, I love you all my life, ahhhh

The cheers poured in like a tidal wave, and the members of the Dong'an No. 1 Squadron were almost petrified.

Nima's, is there you so fast? Are you a couplet? It's not about doing elementary school math 1+1!

Seeing that the classmate was about to run out of options, Zhou Shuaishuai, who was the backbone of this competition, spoke.

"You can rest, I'll do the next question!"

After saying that, he walked up and said loudly to the side of Lingnan No. 1 Squadron.

"Listen, my coupling is: no mountain is as good as Wushan! Please, right! ”

Seeing him stand up and look at this side, Liu Bi quickly turned his head to the side uncomfortably.

"Dude, you're still being watched here, it's so ugly, I'm not in the mood to answer the question when I look at it. In this round, our Lingnan No. 1 Squadron made substitutions. ”

Well? Substitution?

You guy is so powerful, if you don't get it, who will do it!

At this time, the common voice of all the members of Lingnan No. 1 Middle School, but at this moment, Feng Xiaocong, who had been sitting without speaking, seemed to have finally got a chance, a fine light was reflected on his glasses, and he said excitedly: "I'm coming!" ”

Feng Xiaocong stood up, a scholarly wisdom was fully displayed, and he said unhurriedly: "Listen, my next link is: He water can be as clear as the river." ”

The two commentators answered each other: "Good connection! Mountainless ...... Wushan? He Shui...... River water! That's right, that's right! ”

Zhou Shuaishuai frowned, there was actually a master, and in the next second, he immediately gave another uplink.

"The crows fly into the flock of herons, and send charcoal in the snow."

Feng Xiaocong held his glasses and thought for a few minutes, and said in a loud voice: "The phoenix stands on the side of the mandarin duck, the icing on the cake. ”

Well?

Zhou Shuaishuai's brows furrowed even deeper, no matter what, the things at the bottom of the box were originally intended to be used until the end, but now it seems that they have to be used in advance!

"Listen to this couplet: the water and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere!"

As soon as this couplet came out, Feng Xiaocong suddenly frowned, this couplet is called a couplet with overlapping words in the jargon, and the difficulty is average, which is relatively low. But Zhou Shuaishuai's couplets are more difficult than this, how can there be a lower difficulty than the previous one at this moment?

It's greasy! It's greasy!

Feng Xiaocong lowered his head and thought for a long time, but he didn't come up with an answer.

Zhou Shuaishuai laughed when he saw this: "It turns out that the people of Lingnan No. 1 Middle School have this strength?" Well? ”

At this time, Liu Bi stretched out his hand, pulled Feng Xiaocong along, stood up by himself, and said lightly.

"Don't get complacent too early, listen to my next link: it's rainy, it's always curious."

As soon as he spoke, Zhou Shuaishuai immediately laughed proudly, pointed at Liu Bi and said loudly: "Haha, have you been fooled?" My couplet is not just a simple overlapping of words, my upper couplet can be read upside down, and the overlapping words are also an anti-couplet, Xiuxiu is obviously everywhere. ”

Zhou Shuaishuai is quite confident, and he is full of confidence in this couplet.

But seeing that Liu Bi was not in a hurry, he also smiled, and said lightly: "Coincidentally, I can also read this couplet backwards, Qiqi is always raining and sunny." ”

“……”

Zhou Shuaishuai's face was weird, he was silent for a while, and then said: "My upper link is stepping on the lattice, and it can also be cycled repeatedly, the water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright everywhere." ”

Liu Bi smiled slightly: "What a coincidence, my coupling is also stepping on the lattice, and it can also be cycled repeatedly, when it is sunny, when it rains, when it is strange, when it is rainy, when it is curious." ”

"You...... This ......" Zhou Shuaishuai stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Bi in disbelief, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood in anger, how could Liu Bi know about this couplet! It's not scientific!

Liu Bi clapped his hands indifferently, and said lightly: "It seems that the so-called strength of Dong'an No. 1 Middle School is this level, alas, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning." ”

"Presumptuous!"

At this time, the teacher of Dong'an No. 1 Middle School, who has profound traditional cultural attainments, Lao Jia finally couldn't sit still, and stood up as soon as he slapped the table, and said coldly. “

Lingnan No. 1 Middle School is really full of talents, and there is such a talent as you. I don't care about face, old man, so I dare to ask for advice! ”

Zhou Shuaishuai's face was a little embarrassed when he saw this: "Teacher, you ......"

Lao Jia waved his hand: "Sit down." ”

Then he suddenly looked at Liu Bi: "Listen, my uplink is: one bite can swallow the water of two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes." ”

Liu Bi smiled faintly: "Riddle couplet? Simple. Dare to enter the doors of thousands of people in the ten directions, and by the way, tell you that the mystery is the hot water bottle gall. ”

Lao Jia had a calm face, and made another couplet: "The white snake crosses the river, and there is a red sun on his head." ”

"The green dragon hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 gold stars."

Lao Jia frowned: "The sky is a chessboard, the stars are the sons, who can play?" ”

Liu Bi: "The ground is the pipa, the road is the string, which one dares to play?" ”

Lao Jia's face has completely darkened: "The wind rises and the frost falls, and the front of the house becomes a light snow!" ”

Well? Six solar terms? Or simple.

Liu Bi said casually: "See Chongyang under the Qingming Water of the Sunshine Dragon Boat Festival!" ”

Lao Jia's body has begun to tremble: "The northern wild goose flies south and its wings are divided up and down!" ”

Liu Bi: "The front car and the back rut go up and down about two wheels!" ”

Lao Jia almost wanted to vomit blood, and shouted out again loudly: "The old crow stepped on the old branch, and the crow flew and fell!" ”

Liu Bi is still light and light: "The crane returns to the fairy stream, and the crane chirps." ”

The two commentators were already dumbfounded, and they didn't know what to say, so they could only watch the two of them connect one after another, and the speed of the pair is faster and faster each time.

They are all like that, and the students below are even more miserable.

Who would have thought that Liu Bi's traditional cultural strength would be so perverted? It's a demon!

At this time, Lao Jia was out of breath and shouted: "Alone at the plum blossoms sweeping the snow!" This is the last link, you can play it, even if I lose! ”

Watching the plum blossoms and clearing the snow alone? Isn't that too easy?

Many people on the field frowned, many of them didn't know much about the couplet, but they also knew that this kind of couplet might only be the simplest couplet.

Lao Jia is very knowledgeable, and the last link of his anger can be so simple?

Everyone looked at Liu Bi.