Chapter 33: Heroes or Bears
How did Lin Tang know the idea of an orange cat, and to be able to become friends with such a heroic figure in the world, which made Lin Tang extremely proud!
"Okay, let's not get drunk and don't go home!"
"This stupid fork!" The orange cat scolded in his heart, the Feilai Inn is currently such a place, and he can drink alcohol, and even the food is brought by Lin Tang himself, where is there a place to live!
In fact, this has always been a secret that the orange cat hid and didn't tell Lin Tang, but he didn't expect that by mistake, someone actually proposed to stay in the hotel!
The purpose of the Feilai Inn is to never refuse customers!
"What to do, it's over! Finished! It's over! The orange cat was in a hurry there, and on the other side, Lin Tang and Li Xunhuan both drank.
Lin Tang's little amount of alcohol defeated Li Xunhuan!
That is, Li Xunhuan had already drunk a lot before entering the store, otherwise Lin Tang would have gone under the table earlier.
"Little brother! My brother told you, my brother is bitter! "The wine in the flying inn is very unusual, it is impossible to use your strength to drain the wine, Li Xunhuan got drunk after a while, a drunk heroic character, that drunk is no different from Lin Tang, a bear.
Lin Tang, a bear, had long forgotten his identity as a shopkeeper, hooked his shoulders with Li Xunhuan, patted his chest and said heroically: "Big brother, if you have anything to say to your little brother, whoever dares to make my eldest brother feel bitter, I will make him feel bitter!" ”
The orange cat couldn't listen to it anymore, and directly gave Lin Tang a paw, "Dead Lin Tang, I'll make you feel bitter first!" ”
Lin Tang didn't feel any pain at all at this time, and was scratched on the back by the orange cat, as if he was fine.
"Little brother, your eldest brother and my woman have been robbed!" Li Xunhuan cried bitterly.
Even the orange cat was surprised by the misery of this crying, it turned out that everyone would cry, don't care about the hero bear, it's ugly to cry like that.
When Lin Tang heard Li Xunhuan's words, he was furious and erected, "Big brother, you said that bastard robbed my sister-in-law, junior brother, I will set up soldiers and horses to destroy that guy!" “
Lin Tang was so arrogant, while shouting loudly, he took out his mobile phone, didn't look at it, and made a phone call directly.
The phone rang for a long time, and the person on the other side picked it up, listening to the voice of a woman, in a very lazy, obviously just woken up and confused, "Hey, dead Lin Tang, why are you calling so late?" “
I don't know if Lin Tang heard the voice on the other side, and said loudly: "Listen, buddy, the woman in my outline was robbed, now call all the brothers immediately and go and beat that guy to death!" ”
The man on the other side was obviously stunned and didn't speak for a long time.
Lin Tang fed and fed for a long time, tapping his mobile phone with his hand, "What kind of broken signal is this, hey, did you hear it, you heard a squeak!" “
"Lin Tang !!!"
There was a sudden roar on the other side, and the orange cat next to him shuddered when he heard it, and looked at Lin Tang in shock,, who did this guy call for!
"It's twelve o'clock! It's twelve o'clock! Don't you kid don't want to live anymore, you dare to tease the old lady, call the brother, okay, where are you now, the old lady, I called the brother to find you! “
What a gnashing of teeth!
Lin Tang was so drunk that he couldn't hear the tone, and said loudly: "I, I'm here, fly, fly......"
The orange cat snatched the phone and hung up directly.
The orange cat felt that for the sake of Lin Tang's life, it was better to talk less at this time.
"Hey, me, where's my phone?" Lin Tang felt that he was talking, why was the phone missing, and hurriedly turned back to look for it.
The orange cat snapped and turned the phone off, "Your phone is out of battery!" ”
"Oh, oh, good!" Lin Tang staggered drunk, "Big, big brother, the mobile phone, the mobile phone is out of battery, wait for it to be charged tomorrow, little brother, the little brother called the brothers to help the big brother!" “
Li Xunhuan cried and said: "Little brother, no, it's useless, it's the eldest brother's brother who robbed the eldest brother's woman!" ”
Lin Tang's eyes widened suddenly, "Big, big brother, I, I didn't rob my sister-in-law!" “
Li Xunhuan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst out, "You, you kid actually dare to rob my eldest brother and my woman, I, I will kill you!" “
Lin Tang fell to his knees, "Big, big brother, I, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have snatched my sister-in-law away!" “
The orange cat covered his face when he heard it, what a shame!
What is this?
Why is this a drink and an acting, and one person is divided into two roles!
These two are really drunk.
Li Xunhuan had already begun to pull out the knife, and Lin Tang also regarded death as home, patting his chest, "Big brother, you stick here, I'm sorry for you!" “
The orange cat hurriedly stopped Li Xunhuan, "Li Xunhuan, he didn't rob your woman, it was your other brother who robbed your woman!" “
Li Xunhuan was stunned for a moment, and pulled Lin Tang up again, "Brother, the eldest brother told you, the eldest brother is bitter!" “
Lin Tang patted his chest, "Big brother, if you have anything to say to your younger brother, whoever dares to make my eldest brother feel bitter, I will make him suffer physically!" ”
"Little brother, your eldest brother and my woman have been robbed!"
"Little brother, no, it's useless, it's the eldest brother's brother who robbed the eldest brother's woman!"
"Big, big brother, I, I didn't rob my sister-in-law!"
"You, you kid dare to fucking rob my eldest brother of my woman, I, I'll kill you!"
Orange Cat: "......"
"It was your other brother who robbed your woman!"
"Brother, the eldest brother told you, the eldest brother is bitter!"
The orange cat is very bitter now, and wants to take a knife to stab these two goods!
This plot is replayed!
This night, the orange cat didn't know how to get by, in short, the bell just rang at three o'clock in the morning, and the orange cat couldn't wait, and kicked Lin Tang home.
Immediately after that, the second figure was kicked by the orange cat.
The two of them hugged each other and cried bitterly!
Soon, in the big hole in the living room, suddenly a kitchen knife flew up through the wooden board from below, and it was inserted less than five centimeters between Lin Tang's legs.
I don't know if it was Lin Tang's subconscious sense of self-protection, he suddenly stopped crying, one person stopped, and the other person also stopped quickly, and the two hugged each other and fell asleep!
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On the second day, when Lin Tang got up, he felt that he had a terrible headache!
It's like a knife grinding in the head!
In addition to the headache, there is also a hot pain in the back, and the mouth is also very thirsty.
Lin Tang didn't even open his eyes, and stretched out his hand to find a cup to drink.
But the water was not found, and suddenly I touched a person.
Lin Tang was stunned for a moment, then touched it again, this time he touched it up, well, his nose, eyes, nostrils, it was all right.
I am firm and am an individual.
A man or a woman, Lin Tang's hand touched directly to his chest.
Ping, well, is a man or a poor woman.
Man? Poor breasted female man?
Lin Tang's eyes opened in an instant, and the man opposite also opened his eyes at the same time.
The two of them stared at each other!
Yes! Yes! Yes!