Chapter 389: New Tricks
For a long time after the Standing Committee, Li Songlin's heart hung all day long, for fear that something unexpected would happen, and the more worried he was, the more his right eyelid jumped violently, which made Li Songlin's heart tremble.
Nima's! This is a bad omen!
There is a folk saying that the left eye jumps to make money, and the right eye jumps to attract disaster. In the past, whenever the right eyelid jumped particularly badly, people would use a very simple method to crack it, that is, tear off a small piece of paper and stick it on the right eyelid, the piece of paper is white, stick it on the eyelid, when the eyelid jumps, the small piece of paper will jump with it, which means that you jump in vain.
Now the solution has a new trick - wearing a bra and a special bra on the beating eyelids. When Li Songlin heard about this new trick for the first time, he couldn't help but scold in his heart: Grandma is a bear! Businessmen nowadays can really fucking fool around, where is this? Oh? If your eyelids jump, you wear a bra, but what if your fingers are bouncing? Do you want to wear floral pants on your fingers?
Nima's! Today's businessmen, in order to make money, can come up with any kind of tricks.
scolded and scolded, but I couldn't help but puff in my heart, what does this kind of gadget look like? What is the difference between a real bra and a real bra?
Li Songlin has this kind of gadget in his head, the more he thinks about it, the more itchy he becomes, the more he thinks about it, the more he can't bear it, and then he can't do it anymore, no matter what, he has to see what this kind of gadget looks like.
Li Songlin heard that this kind of thing is available in the store, but he can't go to that kind of store. Anyway, his identity is there, the mayor of a dignified city, to go to that kind of store to see that kind of thing, if it spreads, it will be too unfortunate.
In the end, Li Songlin found an online store that sold this kind of thing.
Transactions on the Internet, people don't know what his identity is, even if he is shameless with the shopkeeper, it's okay.
Li Songlin first greeted the shopkeeper, and then asked bluntly: Can your gadget really get rid of disasters? It can't be fooling, right?
The shopkeeper said: Dear! This is exquisite, how can it be said to be fooling people?
Li Songlin asked: What is the point of emphasis?
The shopkeeper said: Dear! I ask you, what is a bra for?
Li Songlin said: What else can you do? Grandma!
The shopkeeper said: Dear! As soon as I heard this, I knew that you were a gentleman, how could a bra be a grandma's?
Li Songlin asked: Then what do you say, what is it for?
When he typed this line, Li Songlin's head was almost attached to the computer screen, and he was most interested in such a topic.
The shopkeeper said, "It's a corseted chest."
Li Songlin was a little disappointed, he thought that the shopkeeper would say something new, it turned out that it was just pretending to be mysterious, binding his chest and carrying grandma, almost the same meaning!
The shopkeeper said: The chest I am talking about contains two meanings, the first meaning is what you said about Grandma Dou, and the second meaning is to bundle the fierce, this fierce is not a big chest without brains, it is the murder of the good luck. When a woman doesn't wear this kind of thing, it is surging, as long as you move, the lump will jump with it, in the past, it was said that women are red-faced and troubled, just because the lump has been jumping, but it occupies a murderous word, and the fierce in the arms keeps jumping, and it is strange if it does not cause trouble! Wouldn't it be okay if you restrained it and didn't let it run wild?
Depend on! That's what it is!
Li Songlin asked: Does anyone want this thing of yours?
The shopkeeper made a pouting emoji: What do you mean someone wants? I'm selling this thing! You can click on the homepage of our online store to see, in less than a week, I have sold more than 600.
Li Songlin clicked on the webpage, really, in six days, 666 were sold, it seems that this thing is quite marketable!
Li Songlin instantly had the urge to buy, even if it is not as useful as the shopkeeper said, it is just a new thing, and it is not bad to play with it in your hand!
No, let's ask about the price first.
How much does this gadget cost of yours?
The shopkeeper said: No, the cheapest is 18 yuan a piece, and the most expensive one is 1888 yuan.
Li Songlin sighed: Damn! You're too daring to open your teeth! It's such a big gadget, you dare to ask for 1888, is your gadget made of gold?
The shopkeeper said, "It's not made of gold, but it's more expensive than it's made of gold." 1888 this model, the left half of the inlaid beads are inlaid with a circle of beads, these beads, all of them have been opened, wearing it, not only can dispel trouble, but also transport!
Li Songlin instantly became interested in the 1888 model, during this time, he was too back, every time he fought with Liu Yan, he was at a disadvantage, and it was really time to find a way to transfer.
Li Songlin asked: Can the 1888 model be cheaper?
The shopkeeper said: Dear! You can take a look at the transaction records, 1888 this one, is the hottest we sell, the price, there is really no room for accommodation, if you think it is expensive, you can consider other hair styles, even if you don't want any one, we will never say anything else, our store does business, has always been the butt eye mustard, itchy and self-inflicted.
Depend on! It's kind of dragged!
Then you send a screenshot of the 1888 model for me to see.
The screenshot was sent, and Li Songlin's eyes instantly became brighter than a 5,000-watt bulb - damn! Who made this up? It's so talented!
The left half of the bra is colorful, dotted with a circle of small colored beads, and the porphyrin is shining, according to the shopkeeper, it is a sign of prosperity and prosperity; The right half is black, which means that all the bad omen are hidden in the bra, and in the middle of the two bulging gadgets, I don't know what they are connected with, and on the surface, you can only see that in the middle of the two bulging gadgets, is a blooming chrysanthemum.
Interesting! It's so much fun!
That's it.
Li Songlin immediately clicked on the buy option.
The arrival of the goods is quite fast, from the order to the receipt, just one day.
couldn't wait to open the package, Li Songlin was immediately dumbfounded, it was obviously a chrysanthemum on the picture, how could it become a sunflower.
It's still a ruined sunflower.
Forget it, sunflowers are sunflowers.
How do you put it on?
This incident really makes Li Songlin a little worried, to understand this kind of thing, it is estimated that few men can be as handy as Li Songlin, whether it is a double-breasted three-breasted or four-breasted, even if the eyes are closed, the fingers are flicked lightly, and they can all be untied in an instant, often the person wearing this thing has not yet carried his hand behind him, and he heard a "bang" sound, and the two tall peaks stood proudly in front of him in an instant.
This trick can always provoke the woman to scream loudly.
But to tie this thing, Li Songlin is very clumsy, he has never fiddled with it, the most terrible thing is that the buttons on this gadget are several times smaller than the buttons on the thing worn by a woman, if this can be buttoned, it is basically equivalent to a blind man threading a needle!
After a lot of effort, he finally buttoned all the buttons, Li Songlin passed the bra from the top of his head, put it on his eyes, and tried it with his fingernails to see if there were any gaps, it was tight, and his fingernails couldn't be inserted at all.
That's it! This time the eyelids were pressed tightly enough
Li Songlin said proudly in his heart: Nima's, I'll let you jump.
Just as he was proud, a terrifying scene suddenly happened, the right eyelid first bulged a few times like a toad's belly, and then the bra fell to the ground with a "bang".
How so? It shouldn't be!
Looking at the gadgets that were still bouncing on the ground, Li Songlin was so shocked that he sweated - grandma is a bear!
It's like something big is going to happen!
was in a panic, Zhai Lirang ran in in a panic, crying and crying, he had to ask Li Songlin to transfer him out of Xicheng Industrial Park immediately, otherwise he would be completely finished.
Nima's!
Something really happened.
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During this time, Wang Ziman's performance was positive.
Recently, a series of actions by the leaders made Wang Ziman feel that Zhai Li gave the position of the number one in Xicheng Industrial Park to eighty percent of the rabbit's tail - it can't grow.
His idea is not groundless speculation, when Liu Yan proposed to strictly enforce the attendance discipline of the staff of the park management committee, Wang Ziman had a faint feeling, Liu Yan's request, to a large extent, was aimed at Zhai Lirang, and then heard the news that Cao Shuijiang proposed to remove Zhai Lirang at the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, linking these two things, Wang Ziman had a conclusion in his heart - Zhai Lirang was about to end.
Wang Ziman also heard that under Li Songlin's repeated protection, Li Yaya put forward a request for the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee to give Zhai Lirang a fair evaluation, and Wang Ziman believed that Li Yaya's request was not to let Zhai Lirang go, but to make his death more ugly and Li Songlin more embarrassed.
If the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee really wants to give him a fair evaluation, then I'm afraid this evaluation will have to let Zhai Lirang drill into the cracks of the ground - how can he still see people!
As long as Zhai Li falls, then the opportunity for his king to be complacent will come.
Wang Ziman felt that what he had to do now was to cooperate with Liu Yan and the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee to expose all the problems on Zhai Lirang's body, so that these problems would be exposed to the world.
Then the first step is to first grasp the empirical evidence of Zhai Lirang's serious violation of organizational discipline.
Wang Ziman got a fingerprint attendance machine, nailed it to the east side of the staircase on the first floor of the office building, and announced the attendance method to everyone:
From now on, all staff of the Xicheng Industrial Park Management Committee, regardless of their positions and regardless of their eyes, must all participate in attendance. Fingerprints are pressed six times a day, between 8 a.m. and before 8:30 a.m., 10 a.m., 12 p.m., 2 p.m., 4 p.m., and 6 p.m.
Wang Ziman particularly stressed: Mayor Liu Yan said in advance, if anyone does not attend on time, the light should be thoroughly inspected at the general meeting of all the staff of the management committee, and if the circumstances are particularly serious, they will be returned to the organization department.
Everyone knows in their hearts that there is only one end to returning to the organizational department - laid-off.
Who would dare to make such a joke?