[427] Go and go together
For Gong Caicai, who was suspected of suffering from claustrophobia, was locked in an iron cabinet by Xiong Yaoyue, and the conclusive claustrophobia was shut out, the class leader was indignant, she looked for Xiong Yaoyue everywhere, and was ready to reprimand her fiercely, but Zuihou found that Xiong Yaoyue also locked herself in the iron cabinet.
There are so many rusty iron cabinets on the third floor, I heard that when the house was rented to a garment processing factory, in order to make room for moving out, the squad leader was able to find Xiong Yaoyue's hiding place among the many iron cabinets, thanks to me leading the way.
I opened the latch of the cabinet door and showed Xiong Yaoyue, who was standing straight inside, to the squad leader, and the squad leader's face suddenly appeared frost in the twenty-four solar terms.
"Xiong Yaoyue, do you think that if you hide here, you won't be scolded by me!"
In the narrow iron cabinet, Xiong Yaoyue did not move at all as if she was standing in a military posture, and fine beads of sweat secreted from her forehead - after all, it was relatively hot in the iron cabinet, and once the squad leader called Xiong Yaoyue's full name, it meant that the squad leader was really angry.
"Squad leader, I know it's wrong...... I'm punishing myself! ”
At the same time, she choked her nose and made a dissatisfied expression at me, it seems that Xiong Yaoyue thinks that it is very uninteresting for me to bring the squad leader to betray my companions.
"What's the use of you locking yourself here? You're not claustrophobic! ”
Xiong Yaoyue, who remained steady, asked with concern: "Gong Caicai's claustrophobia...... Is it true that I have not been cured? ”
"Cure your grandmother's bear!" The squad leader, who was almost angry with Xiong Yaoyue, burst out with a rare rude sentence, "The illness that didn't exist in the first place was cured by you instead!" ”
Xiong Yaoyue muttered, "My grandmother has never raised a bear." ”
After thinking for a while, he suddenly exclaimed: "Squad leader...... When you say 'my grandma's bear', do you mean me? My grandmother calls me Yueyue, don't call me Xiongxiong! ”
The squad leader was not amused by Xiong Yaoyue's cold joke at all, she clasped her hands in front of her chest and said coldly:
"You come out, go to the infirmary to apologize to Gong Caicai! This time the responsibility is not small, it is almost enough to be guilty of personal injury! ”
The squad leader who reprimanded Xiong Yaoyue, who was standing upright in the iron cabinet, reminded me of a peculiar picture of a policewoman in a full police uniform trying to arrest the pharaoh in an Egyptian coffin.
"I'm sorry!" Xiong Yaoyue lowered her head violently, "It's all because I don't have a good brain, just don't answer that call!" I...... I'll take responsibility! ”
"Responsible? Once this kind of mental illness is developed, it is difficult to heal, how can you be responsible? ”
The squad leader should have experienced it firsthand, and the fear of black rats has been cultivated since he was three years old, even if he shoots a wild boar later, it will not help.
"I ...... Can't I make a cow and a horse for Gong Caicai? Xiong Yaoyue used a consultative tone.
"Are you going to be a servant for Gong Caicai?" The squad leader said disdainfully, "Gong Caicai doesn't dare to ask you to be such a fierce maid, what if you are 'kind' one day and use all kinds of unreliable home remedies to treat your master?" ”
Gong Caicai, who was abused by his own maid, made up for it in my brain, and there was no sense of disobedience.
In addition, Xiong Yaoyue, you are not allowed to be a maid for Gong Caicai! One servant can't do two masters, you're my sister's person!
Xiong Yaoyue thought for a while with a sad face, and suddenly said:
"If you really want me to be responsible, squad leader, I have to marry Gong Caicai as my wife in the future."
The squad leader's anger groove was obviously broken by Xiong Yaoyue's anger, but his face was light.
"Xiong Yaoyue, I know you're very forgetful, but you shouldn't forget your gender, right? You touch your chest for something......"
Suddenly realizing that I was next to him, the squad leader's face turned red and stopped the words behind him, but Xiong Yaoyue was like a soldier who accepted the general's orders, and very obediently reached out to his chest and touched it, just touching it was not enough, he pinched it again, and made a frowning expression because he hurt himself.
Luckily, it was a one-handed touch, and if I had used both hands, I would have had a nosebleed.
The squad leader twisted her head to the side to cover her face, and her posture was clearly saying "My subordinates are stupid".
"It doesn't matter!" Xiong Yaoyue, who pinched her chest, shouted angrily, "The female prime minister of Iceland is married to a woman as his wife, and I can do it too!" In case Gong Caicai feels that the other party is not a man and can't satisfy her, I ...... I can go transgender! ”
The more she talked about Xiong Yaoyue, the more outrageous she became, no matter how the squad leader asked her to come out, she also insisted on punishing herself for two hours before going to Gong Caicai, the squad leader wanted to use strong, and she was not Xiong Yaoyue's opponent on Liliang.
The squad leader glanced at me, maybe he moved me to drag Xiong Yaoyue out, but referring to Xiong Yaoyue's struggle just now, if I went to do it, I might inevitably have to have all kinds of physical contact with Xiong Yaoyue, and the zuihou squad leader gave up unwillingly.
"Two hours is two hours." "But if I haven't seen you in the classroom since the first class starts in the afternoon, watch your ears!" ”
After saying the threat that scared Xiong Yaoyue enough, the squad leader went downstairs.
The self-confinement location chosen by Xiong Yaoyue was the most secluded of the four iron cabinet stacks, and after the squad leader left, there were only two of us left.
"You don't eat at noon, can your stomach stand it?"
I had just eaten roast beef with potatoes (no beef) and scrambled eggs with persimmon (no eggs) in the cafeteria, and I expressed concern for Xiong Yaoyue. Because I know that people who usually maintain a large amount of exercise will eat a lot of food, even if they don't exercise on a certain day (such as standing in the iron cabinet like Xiong Yaoyue), the stomach that has developed a habit will ask the owner for a lot of calorie energy, and the taste of hunger is not pleasant, so many peasant uprisings in Chinese history are basically caused by hunger.
"I can't eat or drink!" Xiong Yaoyue said firmly, "Otherwise, this won't be self-punishment!" Ye Lin, when you leave, don't forget to lock the cabinet door from the outside! ”
Xiong Yaoyue's thick nerves and strong physical strength, I don't worry that she will feel scared or tired in the dark cabinet, the danger of heat stroke is a little, but she carries her mobile phone with her, she shouldn't have no way to ask for help, at most I will come to see her in an hour.
Just about to bring the cabinet door to her, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly asked:
"Ye Lin, is your second child still useful?"
Nima, what's the problem! Do you look down on me, look down on me, or look down on me! Of course it works! But what kind of fuss are you going to make with such vulgar words coming out of the mouth of a girl of yours!
Xiong Yaoyue looked serious, as if she was discussing serious scientific issues with me.
"I think ha, there are a lot of gay zuihou who will have sex reassignment surgery, Ye Lin, you may have that day, right?"
No! Absolutely nothing! Although when my father warned me to stay away from drugs, he once said, "Even if you go to transgender, I won't stop it, but you are not allowed to touch drugs", but this does not mean that my father supports me to change sex!
From beginning to end, Xiong Yaoyue did not rest in the iron cabinet with her back resting, she stood tall and full of vitality in short shirts and hot pants.
"Ye Lin, I did such a sorry thing for Gong Caicai today, I'm afraid I can't ask for forgiveness by ordinary means, it's really not good, and I have to change sex to marry Gong Caicai in the future...... When the time comes, we can go together......"
Who's going with you? You think it's "The True Story of Ah Q"! If nothing happened, a team of white-armored revolutionaries ran out and shouted at him to "go and go together"? Ah Qzuihou lost his head in a daze, I can't be like him, I'm at least a junior high school education, and I know how to add and subtract within 500!
I sternly refused Xiong Yaoyue's invitation, and she actually thought I was embarrassed.
"It's okay~~~ It's the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, why should we have known each other when we meet! The most important thing is that I heard that in the sex reassignment operation, female organs can be DIY, but male organs can't be DIY, anyway, Ye Lin, your dick will have to be cut off at that time, so why don't you donate it to me......"
What are you donating for! Transplantation! You really want to spare no effort to be a good husband of Gong Caicai! You also say that I am gay, I think your homosexual tendencies are even more serious!
"Ye Lin, don't look so ugly, what you gave me, I will definitely cherish it."
Who said it was going to be given to you! How can this kind of thing be given away casually! As for saying that they will take good care of it...... Don't make me think about it!
"Actually, it's not very useful to you, moving to me may not be a more hode home, I will use it well, and strive to bring Gong Caicai a happy life!"
The picture in my head is even worse! Don't just put anything that belongs to me into the destination called Gong Caicai!
I slammed the door shut the cabinet door and locked Xiong Yaoyue, who had made a terrifying suggestion, inside the cabinet.
"Don't be so stingy!" Xiong Yaoyue's dull voice came from the cabinet, "Life must have the courage to challenge new things......
I walked downstairs quickly, not hearing Xiong Yaoyue's words.
After playing basketball on the playground for an hour, I just came to the court to rest, but I received a text message from Xiong Yaoyue on my mobile phone:
"Bring me a bottle of pulsation, it must pulsate, you know!"
I laughed in my heart, standing in the iron cabinet for more than an hour, and finally my mouth was dry and my stomach was hungry, right? I'm embarrassed to say let me bring food up, as long as a bottle pulsates...... I'll just be a good person and get you a lunch and send it to you!
At the commissary, I bought bean paste bread and ham sausages, as well as the pulsating drinks that Xiong Yaoyue repeatedly emphasized, all packed in plastic bags, and I carried them up to the third floor.
When I arrived at Xiong Yaoyue's confinement room, I opened the cabinet door and found that Xiong Yaoyue's standing posture was not as straight as before, her legs were clamped tightly, trembling slightly, and the expression on her face was full of distress.
"Hungry, aren't you?" I raised the plastic bag slightly to show her, "Even if you don't want to come out of the cabinet and eat something and drink some water, it's not a mistake of principle." ”
Seeing that I not only brought water, but also food, Xiong Yaoyue was not as happy as I imagined, she looked at me resentfully, as if I was deliberately trying to torture her.
"I, I said I want to punish myself, in less than two hours, I will never eat or drink water!"
"Huh? So what do you mean by you asking me to bring you a bottle of pulse? ”
Xiong Yaoyue's face was flushed, and her wheat-colored skin couldn't hide her embarrassment.
"Ye Lin, you...... You drank the pulsating drink and gave me the empty bottle! ”
"Huh? You don't eat or drink, what do you want to do with an empty bottle? ”
Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly said: "If I drink water now, the situation will be even worse...... Do you have humanity or not? Give me the empty bottle! ”