Lu Yu looked at Alex and said with a smile: "Guts, master, I haven't played since I was a child, let's say, banana peel, how do you want to play?" ”

"What banana peel?" Alex snorted angrily.

"You are obviously a Chinese, and you ended up taking the name of a foreign ghost, not a banana peel?" Lu Yu shrugged, "As for why it's a banana peel, it's yellow on the outside and white on the inside, so it's not a banana peel." ”

"Are you scolding me for admiring foreign people?"

Alex smiled coldly, "I'm a citizen of the British Empire, even a nobleman of the British Empire, a baron personally awarded by Queen Elizabeth, is it strange to take a British name?" Besides, China is a shabby place, the environment is poor, and the people are not qualified, where can it be compared with our British Empire? ”

"The British Empire?" Lu Yu rolled his eyes, "Banana peel, do you think it's still the era when the sun never sets on your British Empire?" United Kingdom? An island country in a remote corner, the heel behind the United States, dare to call it an empire? Where do you get your honey confidence? It's really laughing off my big teeth, master. ”

"Hmph. You are a country man, where do you know the background of our aristocracy. Alex sneered, and his words were still full of arrogance.

"Aristocrats? Aren't they just some farmers who can't get on the table and don't like to bathe? The corners of Lu Yu's lips curled slightly, "Deler, banana peel fake foreign devil, say, what do you want to compare with me?" I heard that the so-called bullshit aristocracy in Britain is popular in duels, two people each take a gun, stand like a stupid fork and shoot at each other, first say okay, I'm not a stupid fork, and I resolutely don't play this with you. So you expect to pull my IQ to the same level as you, and then use your rich experience to beat me. ”

Alex snorted and said, "Of course, I bet with you on the nobility." The surname is Lu, I want to bet on archery with you. Do you dare? ”

Archery is indeed one of the most popular sports of the British upper class, basically similar to equestrianism.

"You...... Do you want to compare archery with me? Lu Yu's face changed slightly.

Alex saw it in his eyes, and naturally thought that Lu Yu didn't know how to shoot arrows at all, and sneered: "What, don't you dare?" Seeing how rampant you were just now, I thought you could do anything. ”

"Uh...... A little bit. Lu Yu smiled, "Actually, you're really right, except for giving birth, the master really knows a little bit of everything." But...... Are you sure you want to compete with me in archery? Why don't you change it? Because ......"

Where would Alex believe Lu Yu's nonsense, seeing him like this, he naturally thought that he wouldn't know at all, he was pretending to be a calf, where would he give Lu Yu another chance.

He sneered, "It's like archery." I'll just ask you, do you dare? ”

He is the vice president of a large archery association in the British aristocratic circle, he has learned bow and arrow since he was a child, and basically has a professional second-tier level.

Therefore, Alex is very confident in his archery.

"Why don't I dare, I'm afraid you won't dare...... But...... Fake foreign devil, although I don't like you like you with the blood of Chinese, but you have a banana peel with a foreign heart, but how do you say that——"

Lu Yu sighed and said earnestly: "No matter what, I'm a good person. Good people will not bully children, let alone take advantage of children. So I'll make it clear to you first, I'm really good at archery. I guess in this world, it's impossible for anyone to shoot me. In other words, I am the best man in the world to shoot. You'd better change it, or I'm afraid you'll lose your pants later. ”

"Joke, Ben Shao will lose to you, a hillbilly?"

Alex smiled coldly, "Less nonsense, less bluffing here, you dare, why don't I dare?" There's nothing in the world that I, Alex, wouldn't dare to do. ”

After Lu Yu won Zhang Shaojie just now, Ou Linlang looked at Lu Yu's eyes, which were already full of little stars.

Alex is not a fool, how could he not see that Ou Linlang has a great affection for Lu Yu.

In addition, this guy is not good-looking, and he won Zhang Shaojie by betting on golf.

In this way, Ou Linlang's impression of this kid must be better.

Now Alex regrets his death, isn't this himself shooting himself in the foot.

So even if he boasted that he had eaten Lu Yu and proposed to bet on archery to delay time, he very much hoped that he could win this kid fiercely.

And looking at the appearance of this kid, it is clear that he is very inward-looking, pretending to be a posture.

Alex thought, thinking that this kid would definitely not be able to shoot arrows.

The reason is simple, a person's energy is limited.

This kid is so good at golf, if archery is also against the sky, then it is called no heavenly reason.

According to common sense, the odds are slim.

Lu Yu listened, shook his head, and said with a smile: "Hey, banana peel, why don't you even play a draft when you speak." Are you sure you dare anything? Brag about it. ”

How could Alex succumb in front of Lu Yu and sneered: "Joke, do you think Young Master Ben is like you." Of course, Young Master Ben would dare anything. It's not like you, a gutless rat. ”

"Then you're awesome."

Lu Yu compared his thumb, "You are so powerful, I really admire you, master." But just say that you don't practice fake tricks, since you say you dare anything, I'll ask you-"

Lu Yu dragged a long tail note, and after a change of voice, he asked, "Banana peel, do you dare to be a dog?" ”

"You-"

Alex's face changed suddenly.

"Do you dare to ****?" Lu Yu continued to ask.

"It's-"

Alex's face became even more ugly.

"Do you dare to take off your pants and run naked?" Lu Yu threw out three questions one after another.

Alex's expression can be described as swallowing flies.

How did he know that Lu Yu was such a bastard and shameless, and he grabbed the loopholes in his words like this.

It's just vulgar and insulting.

There is a great contradiction between their nobles, and it is impossible for them to say such vulgar words.

But he didn't expect that Lu Yu himself was a guy from a wild road, and he had a fart aristocratic demeanor.

Besides, in his heart, Master Lu, he looked down on the so-called nobles at all.

Between people, how can there be anything born noble, and it is insisted on being divided into three, six, nine, etc., and put it at the population level, there is a fart difference between people and monkeys, and they are not all animals.

"Don't dare so, don't dare that, and dare to pretend. I think you're an idiot. ”

Lu Yu didn't have a good airway.

Alex was furious and crazy.

He can see it, his words provoke sarcasm, he is not Lu Yu's opponent at all.

"The surname is Lu, where are you talking nonsense and diverting the topic, do you dare to compare archery with me?" Alex snorted angrily.

"Hey, banana peel, since you are sincerely looking for abuse, then the master will reluctantly fulfill you." Lu Yu sighed, "Say, how do you want to compare with me?" ”

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