Roundabout swearing

I really want to call Zhou Ying to death with a big mouth, and figure out the situation, Uncle Ma, there are many people surnamed Ma in the tunzi, Ma Dahai can listen to Uncle Ma, and his ears are enough, so it can't be that there is a problem with his ears?

It's good if it's not Uncle Ma, Ma Dahai doesn't know him, and he doesn't know what he looks like? It has nothing to do with me, don't worry.

"When I go home, I use a needle, I sew Yingying's mouth on, see that she is still talking nonsense, and she doesn't figure it out, just mess around, Uncle Ma and my dad build a toilet wall at school"

Zhao Yumei breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, exhaled a long breath, finally put her heart in her stomach, poked Zhou Fan with her elbow and said with a smile, "Give you a needle, are you willing to give it?" ”

"Reluctant," Zhou Fan pursed his lips and leaned on Zhao Yumei's shoulder.

It feels so good to go home, you can speak loudly, and you can eat without restraint, but poor Hong Yu is still in the hospital, saying that he will not let Zhou Fan stay in the hospital and watch him have an enema.

The simple meal was served, the two of them sat facing each other, and when they saw the watch, Zhou Fan was upset again.

should be forcibly left, let him face it alone, he still can't rest assured, take a few bites of rice, Zhou Fang put a big hand, pressed on Zhou Fan's shoulder and said, "Eat slowly, why eat so fast?" And no one is robbing you."

It's familiar, but it's not what it used to be, time flies so fast, a few years have passed in a blink of an eye, and everyone is several years older.

"I'm thinking about Hong Yu," Zhou Fan said bluntly.

"You yourself are a sick number, you think too much, he has someone to take care of, didn't Shixuan stay? If you let them communicate well, maybe Xiao Yuanshan's affairs will be easier to handle."

Shaking his head and bowing his head to eat, Zhou Fan put Hong Yu's matter aside, and thought of Hong Ling again, she seemed to be asking her uncle to meet.

Changing to the most familiar language, Zhou Fan looked at him and asked, "Hong Ling is looking for you, think clearly and then make a decision, you are different now than before"

Zhou Fang wiped his hands, picked up chopsticks, knocked on Zhou Fan's head again, and retorted, "What do you want?" Do you think I'm going to see her? Well fed."

It's okay if it's not, Zhou Fan will be relieved and eat with peace of mind.

It has been raining outside the window, and the two of them spread the futon on the floor together, Zhao Yumei put an extra layer of quilt on Zhou Fan's side, and crooked her neck and pinched her legs, until Zhou Fan fell asleep, she let go and lay down next to Zhou Fan to sleep.

Zhou Fang quietly watched the door several times, and confirmed that Zhou Fan and his mother were asleep, so he went out with confidence.

After sleeping all afternoon, it was a little dark, Zhou Fan woke up when he heard the sound of the door opening, rubbed his eyes, got up from the floor, and came out of the room barefoot.

"Mom, I'm thirsty"

"Poured water for you, this will be just right"

There was a teacup on the coffee table, Zhou Fan drank two glasses of water in one go, and when he walked into the door of the small study, he looked in and found that his uncle was sitting on a chair reading documents, so he found a reason to send water and went in, wanting to see what he was looking at?

When the water was put on the desk, Zhou Fan glanced at the documents in his hand, which were all densely packed with words, and his eyes were dazzled when he looked at them, but he still didn't look at it, but there was an extra smell on his body, a faint smell of perfume.

After sniffing again, sniffing his nose vigorously, Zhou Fan pushed the book on the desk, sat on the desk, and stared at his neck, wanting to see if there were any kiss marks on his neck.

A little glad that there was nothing, but I couldn't help but ask, "You have the smell of perfume on you, what's the matter?" ”

Zhou Fang pulled his clothes and sniffed hard, leaned on the chair and laughed and said, "Dog nose, this can also be smelled"

"See Hong Ling?"

"No, I didn't bother to pay attention to her, I met Zhou Liyun, and she asked me to draw up a contract"

It's not good, Zhou Fan didn't continue to ask, anyway, it's good that she didn't see Hong Ling, she is now a married woman, there is no need to continue to entangle, it's not good for anyone, but Shixuan's mother doesn't use perfume, the smell of his uncle's body, it smells like a cheap perfume, and his expression, it looks very natural, Zhou Fan suddenly thought in his heart that he might go to roll the sheets with other women, this is also possible, he is a normal man, with seven emotions and six desires, the nature of a man, if he doesn't relax, it's not good to hold it all the time.

"Oh no! Look! I made spring rolls, you two come and taste them."

There is food, but I am not hungry yet, and I have no appetite.

The bean paste filling, fried golden golden, took a bite, very crispy, very sweet, and very oily.

"You eat less, eat more and have an upset stomach"

Before one finished eating, the uncle reminded him that he was not a porcelain doll, not so delicate!

As soon as he was halfway through eating, the phone rang, and it was Wang Dongyu who called.

"Why aren't you in the hospital? Is it sick or not? ”

This thing is going to the hospital again? Zhou Fan put down the spring roll and said, "It's very noisy in the hospital, I can't sleep, so I went home"

"I thought you were sick, and I bought two kings to make up for you, look at this ......"

Wang Dongyu bought Wang Ba, this thing is a little funny, Zhou Fan said, "Why don't you uncle!" I'll send you the address, it's easy to find."

"So be it!"

hung up the phone, and sought his uncle's opinion, he agreed, and Zhou Fan sent the address to Wang Dongyu, waiting for his Wang Ba.

"What's the matter?" Zhou Fang asked while eating spring rolls.

"Wang Dongyu said that he bought two Wang Ba and sent them to the hospital to see me, but no one was found"

"He's a big man with three big and three thick, and he's quite good at getting things done."

Zhou Fan smiled and didn't speak, took the remote control and watched the cartoon, lying on the sofa, holding a pillow.

The cartoon is broadcast episode after episode, what is it playing, Zhou Fan doesn't know at all, in fact, he really wants to go to the hospital to see, how is Hong Yu?

If he hadn't pressed his legs, he wouldn't have been so miserable, his legs hurt and hemorrhoids hurt, and he had to fast, he would definitely be hungry.

Thinking about it, Zhou Fan took out his mobile phone and called him, and the phone rang and it was connected, and he heard a noisy sound, and he knew where it was as soon as he heard it.

"Why don't you stay in the hospital, why did you go to the hotel?" Zhou Fan sat down and asked him with frowning eyebrows.

"I'll cook for you, Xiao Zhang is going to pick you up, it's almost time to arrive"

Fainted, he's like that, what else is he cooking? If you don't have a good rest, you're also drunk.

"Hong Yu, I'm eating at home," Zhou Fan lied.

"Then don't eat it, I'll call and ask where Xiao Zhang is, and I'll call you later"

"Hong Yu, you ......"

The phone hung up, and the busy sound came, Zhou Fan blinked, he didn't know what to say, this product is also a non-stop master.

"Mom, don't do it, Hong Yu asked the driver to come and pick us up and go to his side for dinner, the driver should be there right away"

Sure enough, while speaking, there was a knock on the door, and Zhou Fan hurriedly went to open the door, and saw Xiao Zhang standing at the door, still talking on the phone.

"Come in" Zhou Fan invited Xiao Zhang to come in and changed his slippers for him.

Xiao Zhang handed the mobile phone to Zhou Fan and said, "Boss phone"

"Okay, you can sit casually"

Entering the back room, Zhou Fan closed the door and leaned on the door to answer the phone, "I have to wait for a while, my boss went to the hospital to see me, I had to let him come to the house, he hasn't arrived yet"

"Bring him along, I'm just getting started, the hotel isn't busy today"

Answered, Zhou Fan hung up the phone, opened the door and returned the phone to Xiao Zhang, and told him that he still had to wait for someone, and he smiled and said, "It's okay"

Just waited for about ten minutes, waiting for Wang Dongxi to call, and the group went downstairs to wait for him at the entrance of the community, when he saw the license plate starting with black letters, Zhou Fan felt extremely cordial, as if he saw a round of sun after a rainy day, hanging high in the sky, very warm.

"I'll invite you to dinner" Zhou Fan leaned on the window and said, looking inside, Bian Xuejun's family of three did not follow.

"What's wrong with this king?"

"Can't Die"

Saying that, Zhou Fan got into his car, and there were really two big eights, loaded in a net pocket, just under the co-pilot's feet.

Following the driver Xiao Zhang, Wang Dongyu bit the butt of his cigarette, looked at the car in front of him and said, "The car in front is old, why are you reluctant to change it?" ”

I didn't know how to drive, so I had to reply, "Maybe it's commemorative!" ”

There are really not many people in the parking lot outside the store, and the four-round car is also parked outside, Zhou Fan came down to take a look, and the one driven by his uncle before is also there, which shows that Hong Ling is also here.

"That's it, hurry up and get in" Zhou Fan blocked the top of his head with his hand, and rushed into the rain first.

"This sky-breaking is like a colander" Wang Dongyu scolded and rushed into the rain.

There were really not many people in the hotel, and there was no one in the hall, so when my mother and uncle came in, I followed Xiao Zhang and went upstairs together.

"Mom, what are you looking at? There is no money on the ground," Zhou Fan asked as he looked at the left and right stairs.

Seeing his mother looking back at the stairs, Zhou Fan also looked back, but he didn't see anything, he looked back at his mother, frowning and waiting for her answer.

"It's all tiles and cloth, but how can I wash it?"

People are worried, the carpet is also a thin kind, it is good to wash it with a water gun, the tile is better, and the mop is clean.

"Why are you still putting the tree in a pot?"

Mom is entering the Grand View Garden, it is strange to see it, Zhou Fan explained it to her one by one, until she entered a large box.

"Mother-in-law, come in, come in" Hong Yu's mother hurriedly stood up from the chair, reached the door a few steps from the slope, reached out to take Zhao Yumei's hand, and went inside.

"Mom" Zhou Fan called her and introduced Wang Dongyu to her.

The old lady promised Zhou Fan, shook hands with Wang Dongyu very politely, and politely invited him to sit down and said, "Hong Yu is training staff again in the back kitchen, daughter-in-law, you go and see him"

"Okay, Mom, Uncle, I'll go see him, you can sit casually"

He has a sore leg, a sore buttocks, but his mouth doesn't hurt, and the employee is also a human being, and he must be very aggrieved when he scolds him, if it is a woman, it will be even worse!

Xiao Zhang led the way, descending the stairs from the northernmost side, and before he had finished all the stairs, he could hear his lion-like roar, and he could be heard alone without any sound.

The trained employee was a young man, he was wearing white overalls, holding a chef's hat in his hand, his head was lowered, as if he had made a big mistake, he was pointed at his nose by Hong Yu and yelled, he didn't defend a word, and let Hong Yu 'teach'.

Xiao Zhang arrived at the door, turned around and left, for fear that Hong Yu would turn around and scold him, Zhou Fan scratched his head and wanted to laugh a little, thinking that he must also think that Hong Yu was a tyrant at the moment.

After listening to it for a while, I realized the truth of the matter, it was this young man, who came to cut the pier, but he didn't do it well, and secretly learned to stir-fry, this young man came in through the relationship, Hong Yu has always turned a blind eye, tonight's dinner, he can pull the bar, while Hong Yu went to the bathroom, he fried the seafood, if it was ordinary seafood, it was Hong Yu's special abalone, he thought it was a big mushroom.

Zhou Fan, who was leaning on the door, looked at him, as if he regarded the young man as himself, when he was just learning to cook, he was scolded by him very badly, not much better than this little young man, and he shouted at every turn to deduct his salary.

Maybe Zhou Fan was so engrossed that a few more people behind him didn't notice it, and she didn't react until Hong Yu turned her head to look at it.

"When did you arrive?"

"For a while, looking at your training, I was thinking that when I was learning to cook by myself, I was scolded by a dead fat man."

Hong Yu looked down at himself, then at Zhou Fan, pulled his shirt, put the chef's hat on his head, and then said to Zhou Fan, "Give me a hand"

"Good"

I took off my coat, I didn't know where to put it, I was stunned for a moment, and then the plaid shirt was handed to the waitress on the side and said, "Help me"

"Good" the waitress smiled and took the shirt and turned to leave the back kitchen.

The kitchen was officially busy, the range hood sounded, the sound of stir-frying on the stove, and the other chefs began to get busy.

Didn't you say let's come to dinner? How did you get yourself to help the cook? The kitchen knives in the restaurant are easy to use, and there are vegetable piers, which are completely different from their own wooden vegetable piers, but the taste is not very good.

"Walking the Vegetables"

"Cooking"

The kitchen was busy for a while, I hadn't been busy in the kitchen for too long, I almost forgot about it, and seeing that they were busy, I had a feeling that I wanted to start stir-frying.

Other chefs work with salaries, but Hong Yu is the boss, he doesn't need to do it himself, his legs are still hurting, Zhou Fan took the plate and put it on the stainless steel shelf behind him, watching him stir-fry the dishes, he really doesn't have the boss's shelf at the moment.

Yard plate, taste the taste, sandwich a shrimp, and give it to Hong Yu to taste himself, I saw him shake his head and say, "It's not fresh, the monosodium glutamate is heavy"

"It's okay, there's a little less sugar"

"You come to fry shredded beef with sharp peppers" As he spoke, Hong Yu gave the spoon to Zhou Fan, and moved it aside to make room for her.

Wash the pot, light the fire, and here we go.

The beef has been processed first, and stir-fried beef is an ordinary dish in the restaurant, and there is no special need to master, to say that there is, it is nothing more than heat, fire, hot oil, and then stir-fry.

Hong Yu tasted Zhou Fan's dish, squeaked, and then ate another one and said, "Onions, ginger and garlic, you are mine, you don't have less, the taste is a little salty, and the taste of the beef itself is covered." ”

"We boil beef in Inner Mongolia and cook it directly, and don't put anything, that's the original taste, but can you Central Plains people swallow it? This beef is raw again, and the egg white has been pulped, so there is still the taste of the beef itself? ”

Zhou Fan's words choked Hong Yu, and at the same time amused Hong Yu, holding two dishes, the two of them left the noisy back kitchen together.

"It's really hot, it's good to have an air conditioner in the kitchen, what about in the summer? Don't heat the chef to death," Zhou Fan said as he walked in front of him while holding a plate.

"I will stop doing it immediately, Uncle Shi will ask for 300,000 yuan a year, plus other chefs, when it is messy, I am busy to death, no one will do it if the salary is less, and it is difficult to accept it in my heart, so it is better to rent it out and get the rent"

The nightclub is gone, the restaurant is gone, and the decoration company is gone, so why is he going?

Seeing that Zhou Fan didn't speak, Hong Yu chased after him and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you sleep on the street with your children, and you still have a profitable business, and your income is good now."

"I don't need you to raise me, I have a job, and my parents have taken care of the children very well, what do you want?"

"You fool, since you are married, do you plan to live in your mother's house for a long time in the future? Don't you think your parents are working hard if you eat your mother's and drink your mother's? I can't bear to see them wash your clothes, do farm work, and watch the children for us, can you bear to watch them get tired all day long and can't stand up? ”

Zhou Fan slashed Hong Yu a few times with his eyes, he clearly said that he was stupid, and he was stupid to death, he lived in his mother's house with triplets, or lived for a few years, and he had no plans to come back until now.