Chapter 8 Luo Zhenren who was conquered by spicy dried tofu

Outside Jizhou City, Dai Zong couldn't help frowning when he saw Li Kui, who was late, and when he saw a plastic bag in Li Kui's hand, there was a fire of ignorance in his heart, and he scolded without waiting for Li Kui to speak.

"Okay, you treacherous and cunning man, you said yesterday that you didn't dare to violate my words again, how can you commit it again today? Isn't it enough to teach you a lesson? ”

Yesterday, he was punished by Dai Zong's immortal method and punished a little, Li Kui knew the power of the Shenxing Taibao, and hurriedly explained: "Brother, don't be annoyed, I know that you do the Shenxing Law and can't eat meat, so I specially begged for some vegetarian food for you." ”

While speaking, Li Kui took out a dried tofu from a plastic bag and respectfully took it to Dai Zong, as for the meat dishes such as pickled pepper and phoenix feet, he quietly hid them on his body.

Dai Zong stretched out his hand to take it, played with it carefully, and couldn't help but be curious, "What is this, it's very strange, and the thing in your hand is also very weird." ”

Li Kui shook his head embarrassedly, "I want to teach my brother to know that last night, I Tie Niu couldn't stand being hungry, so I wanted to get up and come out to find something to eat, but I never thought that I met an inn opened by a fairy, and these delicious foods were all obtained from there." ”

Immediately afterwards, Li Kui told Dai Zong about what happened at the Feilai Inn.

"This Jizhou City, I have been here hundreds of times, how come I haven't heard of what you said about the Feilai Inn?" Dai Zong asked suspiciously.

Li Kui smiled, "Flying to the inn, listening to this name, you know that it is not an ordinary inn, flying from the sky, you can't let ordinary people know, I Tie Niu is also a good luck, otherwise how can I have this blessing, not to mention entering the legendary fairyland, but also have some delicious food." ”

Dai Zong nodded, and said: "It's just that you are so reckless, that's really two thousand taels of silver, how can you squander it all?" If you go back to Brother Song Jiang and ask, see how you explain? ”

Li Kui is a bachelor, "When I look back and ask, I will admit punishment." ”

Dai Zong, who knew his character, shook his head helplessly, "When the time comes, I will defend you a few words." ”

Li Kui rubbed his hands excitedly, "Brother Dai Zong is still angry." ”

A wry smile appeared on Dai Zong's lips, he looked at the dried bean curd in his hand, and asked suspiciously, "This strange thing is really as delicious as you say?" ”

Li Kui nodded vigorously, "It's delicious, I can take my life as a guarantee." ”

"When you were in the mountains, when did you not bet on your life?" Dai Zong glanced at him angrily, put the bean curd directly into his mouth suspiciously, and was about to taste it, but he heard Li Kui on the side say leisurely: "Brother Dai Zong, you can't eat the packaging bag outside." ”

Dai Zong took out the dried bean curd and said seriously: "I know, I'm just trying to see how the things wrapped outside here are different from the paper we use." ”

Li Kui smiled and didn't take it, but waited until Dai Zong finished eating the dried tofu before he asked softly: "How is it, is this dried tofu your appetite?" ”

"Hmm......" Dai Zong hummed for a long time and said a sentence, "Give me another bag to taste!" I ate it a little fast just now, but I didn't taste it! ”

"Okay, I'll give you a different taste!"

Li Kui took Dai Zong another five-spiced dried bean curd.

After eating, Dai Zong took the initiative to say: "This food is also a little fast, get me another bag!" ”

Li Kui nodded, took out a few bags of dried bean curd from the bag, and was about to hand them over to Dai Zong, when he suddenly reacted, "Brother Dai Zong, aren't you going to do it again?" Have enough to eat? ”

His mind was pierced, Dai Zong didn't quibble, snatched the dried tofu in Li Kui's hand, tore open the packaging bag three times and divided it by two, stuffed it all into his mouth, and said vaguely.

"Hehe, who made this thing so delicious, brother, I haven't eaten such delicious food for a long time, it's really hundreds of times better than the dishes made by those old chefs in the government."

Li Kui smiled and said: "This is natural, you don't look at it, where did I get this thing?" It cost two thousand taels of snowflake silver for this point, can it be delicious? ”

"It's so delicious, I still can't eat enough, so it's better to give me two more bags."

Dai Zong, who was still unsatisfied, stretched out his hand to grab it, but was interrupted by Li Kui, who had already prepared, "That's it, I am still reluctant to eat it, wait until I see Brother Gongsun, give him some taste." ”

"Mr. Yiqing is a Taoist and cultivates the supreme Taoism, how can he be greedy for a momentary appetite?"

"Hmph, I remember Brother Dai Zong's divine practice, and I also need to clear my heart and calm my mind, and even drink only vegetarian wine, so that I can eat these?"

Dai Zong saw that he couldn't deceive him, so he had to say with a shy face: "Brother Tieniu, I treat you very well, this time you have this kind of creation, how can you not take care of your brother?" ”

Li Kui was embarrassed: "My good brother, these things are very tempting to look at, who doesn't want to eat them, but how dare I neglect the things that my brother Song Jiang explained." The silver has already been spent by me, if there is no explanation, how can I ask Brother Gongsun to move? ”

Dai Zong's eyes rolled around, "This is easy to do, this bag of things is for Mr. Yiqing, I can't move, but Brother Tie Niu can take me to the fairyland, I have accumulated a lot of silver taels in the past few years, although there are not a few thousand taels, but I can exchange some immortal things, and when the time comes, we will be five or five points, how about it?" ”

Li Kui nodded, raised his head again and asked, "Let's talk about it first, who is the five?" ”

……

On the mountainside of the Nameless Mountain, Li Kui and Dai Zong searched hard for several hours, but they couldn't find the Feilai Inn.

Dai Zong asked: "I said Brother Tie Niu, how can there be an inn here, isn't it that you have been fooling me?" ”

Li Kui's face turned red, but it was not easy to see who made him look black.

"I have always been the most straightforward, how dare I make up nonsense to deceive you? Don't I still have these immortal things in my hand to testify? ”

Li Kui thought for a while, and then said: "We all say that it is a fairyland, how can we easily meet it?" You haven't listened to what the book says, such a miracle is unavoidable, and it is a great blessing that I can meet once that has been cultivated in my previous life, how can I hope to meet it again? Didn't Brother Song Jiang only see the Nine Heavens Xuannu once? ”

"That's it."

Dai Zong nodded approvingly, thought about it, and finally sighed and said, "I'll go find Mr. Yiqing later." ”

After that, it is the wonderful story of Dai Zong outwitting Gongsun Sheng, and Li Kui's axe splitting Luo Zhenren, which will not be repeated here. (Students who don't know, hug "Water Margin" and face the wall.) )

After receiving Luo Zhenren's eight-character mantra, Gongsun Sheng took out a bag of things from his arms and respectfully presented them to Luo Zhenren with both hands.

"The disciple has traveled far this time, and there is nothing else to give to the master, these things are not in the eyes of the immortal master, and they are regarded as the disciple's intentions."

Luo Zhenren pinched a bag of spicy dried tofu and asked curiously, "What is this?" ”

Li Kui hurriedly said on the side: "This is a fairy thing that I met in a fairyland outside Jizhou City, and I took it easily, it is very delicious, and real people can taste it." ”

"Wonderland?" Luo Zhenren looked at Li Kui suspiciously, and the latter had to tell the previous experience for the third time, and the second time it was to Gongsun Sheng.

Luo Zhenren smiled and said, "Oh, you are a fool, you also have such an adventure?" It seems that fools are also foolish. ”

Li Kui nodded slightly embarrassedly, and Dai Zong said: "This is really an immortal thing, Luo Zhenren will know it as soon as he tastes it." ”

Gongsun Sheng also echoed and said: "The disciple has tasted a bag before, it is really delicious, not like a mundane thing in the world. ”

Luo Zhenren raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and under Gongsun Sheng's whispered reminder, he didn't make a scandal about eating the packaging bag.

Tearing open the bag, Luo Zhenren slowly put the dried tofu into his mouth and tasted it carefully.

After a stick of incense.

Luo Zhenren got up suddenly, grabbed Li Kui's shoulder, and said with a golden eye: "Tell me quickly, where is that fairyland in Jizhou, I'm going to go to the fairyland now." ”

Li Kui was taken aback by Luo Zhenren's sudden reaction, and was stunned and didn't speak, but Dai Zong on the side was sober, and secretly laughed in his heart that even real people couldn't resist the temptation of deliciousness, and said: "Real people, don't be excited, I and Brother Tie Niu have been to that place before we came, but the fairyland has disappeared, and I am afraid that there will be no fairy fate to meet again." ”

"That's right." Luo Zhenren was silent for a while, "You wait to go down the mountain, just leave a little bit of those immortal things for me, and the rest of you can eat them separately." ”

Gongsun Sheng asked tentatively, "What about this fairyland......

Luo Zhenren waved his hand to interrupt, "I have my own plans." ”