Chapter Seventy-Four: Sleeping in the Same Bed
Director Lin was quite disgusted.
Huang Lingling and Zhao Gangyi carefully talked about what Director Lin had said before.
First, blow. Boast of yourself as much as you want, just the one that Zhao Gangyi heard just now, even the president. He had seen the secretary up close.
This Zhao Gangyi felt that it was nothing, he was in the master back then. The mat had peed on his body.
Of course, these are all things that others tell themselves.
Second, tell pornographic jokes.
Yellow jokes, that is suitable for all ages, especially mixed government agencies, who can't tell a few yellow jokes, it's embarrassing to tell people that it's an agency unit, and as the head of a certain government unit, Director Lin tells yellow jokes, but one after another, one more yellow than one, and those yellow jokes can be vaguely connected into a story. This ability is not ordinarily high, at least Zhao Gangyi does not have the ability to string together a few unrelated yellow jokes into a story.
Third, it's hooking up.
Director Lin talked about how awesome he was, and then told so many yellow jokes, the purpose of which was to hook up with this third.
Director Lin hooked up in all aspects, not just one, but both, for example, he admired Huang Lingling's work ability, and asked Huang Lingling if he had any plans to work in his system, for example, he wanted to go to Guo Furong's store to sit down.
This kind of talk doesn't seem to have much meaning to hook up on the surface, but a person can hear the flavor of hookup.
If you come to work in my system, that's my subordinate, and I will definitely give you haode benefits, and to haode benefits, you have to pay something, right? Also, I'll go to your shop to sit down, do you know what level of cadre I am? Deputy department level! A cadre of my level went to your shop to sit down, and then as long as someone saw it, it would naturally send business to your store, and a head of the provincial organization department went to a newly opened tea shop to sit for five minutes, and the tea shop generated tens of millions of dollars a year, and all the people who bought tea in the local government departments went to the tea shop to buy, this is weishenme? It's not because of face! Although my face is not as big as that of the head of the organization department, it will not be a problem to multiply your business several times!
These are some very subtle things.
And if you have a demand for these things, you can understand them at once.
Although Huang Lingling is simple, she is not stupid. Guo Furong is even smarter to death.
But the two of them didn't seem to understand Director Lin's words, and when Director Lin said everything so clearly, the two of them just didn't say anything.
Huang Lingling did not show her desire to be on top, and Guo Furong did not show the idea of wanting to make more money.
"That's disgusting."
Zhao Gangyi smiled and said, "However, this person can only be disgusted, a deputy director looks very powerful, but in fact, that's what is going on, if you meet someone who needs him, he is naturally awesome, but we don't have any need for him, don't care too much about this person." ”
"Of course, I am from the public security system, so it is naturally impossible for him to interfere." Huang Lingling said with a smile, "And they are more or less a small leader!" ”
"Wow, leader, ask for unspoken rules!"
Guo Furong hugged Huang Lingling, put her hands on Huang Lingling's stomach, and said, "Leader, let me have unspoken rules, so that I will have something to rely on in the future!" ”
"Fuck off." Huang Lingling blushed and pushed Guo Furong away, and then said, "I'm going to sleep, sleepy." ”
"Then let's sleep together, I'll warm your bed!" Guo Furong said.
"What about me?"
Zhao Gangyi looked at the two of them with blank eyes.
"Here!"
Guo Furong got up and walked to the place where Hall Chief Lin was sitting, patted it, and said, "This place is long and wide enough, you can sleep here at night." ”
Zhao Gangyi looked sad and said, "But... But I'm scared when I sleep alone! ”
"I'm afraid of your size!"
Huang Lingling patted Zhao Gangyi's head and said, "Look at how many meters are there from you to this bed?" Less than five meters. The two of us are sleeping in front of you, what are you afraid of? ”
"I'm afraid that you'll give me a partnership, what's wrong..."Zhao Gangyi said shyly.
"Rest assured... I won't! ”
Huang Lingling glanced at Guo Furong with a smile and said, "I just don't know if Furong will be able to." ”
"Me? I will! ”
Guo Furong nodded and said, "I will touch your side in the middle of the night, and then kill you first, then J, and then J, J kill seven seven hundred and forty-nine times!" ”
"Fleur, don't be scared of the steelman!"
Huang Lingling said with a smile, "Sleep, Gangyi, you should be fine sleeping on the sofa, right?" ”
"Well, no problem, no problem, but what if I have back pain and leg cramps tomorrow? Sister Lingling, you also know that places like the sofa are always not suitable for sleeping. As he spoke, Zhao Gangyi walked to the edge of the sofa and lay down.
Really, this sofa is not long enough!
Zhao Gangyi is more than 1.7 meters tall and close to 1.8 meters, and this sofa is also 1.75 meters tall.
"This."
Huang Lingling hesitated, glanced at Guo Furong, and said, "Furong, what do you think?" ”
"I don't know."
Guo Furong shook her head and said, "Do what you say." ”
"This, Steel, or you'll sleep with us."
Huang Lingling hesitated for a long time and said, "However, you are not allowed to take off your clothes, and besides, you have to sleep next to you!" This bed is big enough to sleep more than four people, so between you and us, you have to leave a place to come out! ”
"This, really?" Zhao Gangyi said shyly, "You won't do anything to me, right?" ”
"If you're scared, you can sleep on the floor."
Huang Lingling said seriously.
"Forget it, since Sister Lingling has been graciously invited, if it really happens, I will admit it!" Zhao Gangyi said.
"Steelhammer, can you be more shameless?" Guo Furong asked.
"Well, so-so."
Because the hateful sofa was not long enough, Zhao Gangyi had no choice but to share the bed with Huang Lingling and Guo Furong.
Although the relationship between the three is good, it really hasn't reached the point of sharing a bed.
It's just that it's quite late now, and there is no other room, so under such a favorable time and place, Zhao Gangyi will share the bed with them.
It's just that the situation of the three of them hugging each other in Zhao Gangyi's imagination didn't happen after all.
Huang Lingling took out a quilt from the cabinet, rolled it into a long strip, then put it on the bed, pointed to the side of the strip, and said, "Gangji, are you sleeping there?" ”
"Huh? Separated? ”
Zhao Gangyi cried with a sad face.
"Or what do you think?" Huang Lingling raised her eyebrows and asked.
"Well, I feel like I have to be separated."
Zhao Gangyi sneered.