Chapter 102 If it doesn't work, it's forced [Jade Peijia 807349 for users]
After everything was finished, Chen Yang returned to school.
After talking to Mao Shi for a while, and taking a bath with Tiantian, Chen Yang was ready to rest.
Not to mention, I'm really tired enough today, and I feel like I'm running from morning to night.
It's just that not long after lying down, there was a shock in my mind, and Wu De Xingjun sent a message, and it was a voice, only to hear the voice of Wu De Xingjun who was so excited that he wanted to cry: "Shaoyang Immortal, the fairy promised to have a relationship with me, thank you, my Wu De is finally, finally a person with a girlfriend!" ”
Chen Yang was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing for a while.
It's normal to be excited, I've been single for hundreds of years, no, I've been single for thousands of years, and I've finally been able to find a girlfriend, what a joyful thing to cry about!
Chen Yang originally wanted to send a text to the past, but since this Wude Xingjun had sent a voice, he naturally didn't mind sending a voice over, thought about it, and said with a smile: "That's good, that's good, treat people well in the future, and when I get married, I will definitely give a big gift!" ”
Wude Xingjun: "Shaoyang Immortal Friend, you are really my lucky star, so let's do it, one day I will invite you to drink the elixir jade liquid, even if it is to spend more merits, I will please!" ”
Liquid elixir?
Chen Yang was stunned for a moment, this wine is also an extraordinary thing, it can also improve cultivation, although it is not as perverted as a peach, but this pot of agar syrup and jade liquid, that can also increase a hundred years of cultivation!
However, the price of this elixir jade liquid is not something that ordinary people can afford to drink, and some people in the WeChat group have said that all kinds of wine in this heavenly court are the best and most expensive of this elixir jade liquid, as high as five million merits per pot.
In fact, these immortals say that they are poor, but in fact, everyone must also have tens of millions of merits on their bodies, after all, after living for so long, even if you are working, these hundreds of years, it is not loose to save tens of millions of merits.
The reason why it is expensive and can't afford it is that Chen Yang naturally knows that this peach, the elixir and jade liquid, are actually luxury goods in the heavenly court, just like luxury cars and watches in the real world, many people have the strength to buy them, but they are also too expensive, so much money to buy these things, it is better to buy a dozen ordinary cars, and drive one a day!
Anyway, that's what it means, of course this Wude Xingjun is not without savings, it's just that people are reluctant to spend it, after all, it is also saved by his hard work for hundreds of years, although Chen Yang does want to taste the taste of this elixir and jade liquid, however, he doesn't want to let this Wude Xingjun spend money, after all, people work so hard, so he smiled and said: "Okay, you don't need to be polite to me, I have received my heart, if you want to thank me, treat other fairies well, if you want to give a gift, just come to me, I have a lot of special stuff here. ”
"Shaoyang Immortal Friend, your great kindness, I am unforgettable." Chen Yangzheng thought that this Martial Virtue Xingjun was going to say please accept my worship or something next, but what he thought of what this Martial Virtue Xingjun said next was: "I don't know how many years Shaoyang Immortal Friend has been an immortal, if I can, I want to marry Jin Lan with Shaoyang Immortal Friend, if I have any instructions in the future, I will definitely go to the soup and go to the fire, and I will not give up!" ”
Well!?
You want to bow down to me!?
The corners of Chen Yang's mouth grinned, this feeling is good, I'm afraid that in this world, I am the first mortal to worship with the gods, right?
However, how many years have I been an immortal?
Forehead......
Say whatever you want.
Chen Yang said with a smile: "I almost forgot the time when I became an immortal, maybe two or three thousand years!" ”
The martial arts star on the other end saw that Chen Yang had only become an immortal for two or three thousand years, and he was stunned for a moment, he couldn't imagine that Shaoyang Immortal Friend would become an immortal so early!? Two or three thousand years, how can it be regarded as a great immortal, right?
Wu De Xingjun was also a little confused, I actually wanted to be brothers with a great immortal!
Just thinking about it makes the fairy excited!
"This, Shaoyang Immortal Friend, I have only been an immortal for hundreds of years, and that Shaoyang is much older than me, so after that, my brother will call me Xiao Wu!"
Forehead......
Chen Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly.
What, am I talking a little too much, can I change it?
Pretending to be forced in front of the gods, will you be struck by lightning one day?
The words are out, and it's not easy to change, the corners of Chen Yang's mouth twitched, and he sent another voice in his heart: "Since that's the case, then I'll call you Xiao ...... Martial arts. ”
Ahem, I'm not used to it, and it's a little unfavorable to speak.
"Well, brother!"
Asi, listening to a middle-aged man's voice calling himself brother, does that feel super level twisted!
"Xiao Wu, this, I'm not used to hearing the word brother, can you call me Brother Yang in the future?"
"Everything is at the behest of Brother Yang."
Well, it's much better this time.
Damnation? Come on, come on, I have a thunderbolt order now, and even the damnation can't kill me!
Ha ha!
A diamond ring recognized a fairy brother, this business is probably the most worthwhile thing Chen Yang has done in his life!
Then Wude Xingjun began to Brother Yang is long, Brother Yang is short, anyway, that's what it means, you helped me, you have to come over and have dinner with me anyway.
It's not that I don't want to, but I've got to do it!
Chen Yang smiled bitterly, and had to say that he had rules for this, but he really couldn't come, and he would definitely come over later.
Seeing Chen Yang like this, Wu De Xingjun couldn't say anything more, so he had to say that he must thank Brother Yang in the future.
Then, Chen Yang asked him to continue collecting talismans, and the Martial De Xingjun naturally agreed.
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Following.
In the Jiangnan Branch of the Special Incident Investigation Bureau, a big man came, and this big man was naturally Sima Qing who Han Tian and Zhao Duanyang thought about day and night!
When Han Tian and Zhao Duanyang heard that this Sima Qing was finally here, they were excited in their hearts.
Grandma, you've finally arrived!
In a hurry, the two of them rushed to the hall to find Sima Qing, and after a while, they saw a fashionable girl with a lollipop in her mouth and Erlang's legs crossed sitting in the hall reading a fashion magazine.
"My aunt, you're finally back!"
Zhao Duanyang changed his calm and calm personality in the past, and shouted.
"Huh!? Lao Zhao, when did you transfer to Jiangnan? Sima Qing raised his head and saw that it was Zhao Duanyang, but he couldn't help but be stunned.
"I've been transferred for a few months! Who are you quietly!? Zhao Duanyang hurriedly pointed at Han Tian.
Sima Qing sighed: "Yay!?" Uncle Dog!? When did you transfer over? ”
Han Tian almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood!
"Ahem, Comrade Sima Qing, please respect your superiors! You can't just give your superiors a nickname! ”
Sima Qing was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "Okay, Uncle Dog!" ”
Han Tian suddenly had a baby's heart bitter, but the baby's expression was not to say.
Ah, whatever......
Han Tian coughed and hurriedly said, "Comrade Sima Qing, Uncle Dog...... No, I have an important task for you! ”
Sima Qing sneered: "Okay, Uncle Dog, this is no one, don't pretend to be serious." ”
Han Tian took a look, there was really no one, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled bitterly: "Grandma, you are finally here, something big happened in Jiangnan!" ”
"I see." Sima Qing shrugged and said, "When I came back, I went to the Ministry of Information to ask, and they all told me, isn't it the old man from Klett who came to make trouble?" By the way, there is a new Chen Yang who is from the same school as me, what a big deal! ”
Zhao Duanyang hurriedly asked; "Then grandma, you already have a way?"
Sima Qing flipped through the magazine in his hand: "It's very simple, when the time comes, I'll go to find that Chen Yang, and then let him join our bureau, and then go to Huanglian Mountain to clean up that Klet, if Chen Yang doesn't agree, I'll clean him up!" ”
Han Tian smiled bitterly: "This, isn't it too simple and rude, let's follow the rules, please come to the bureau first, and then tell him well......"
Sima Qing waved his hand and interrupted Han Tian's words: "Your set is outdated for a long time, what age is it now, just say it directly, no one is surprised that a Superman Batman suddenly appeared this year, and now people, the ability to resist blows is strong!" ”
"Auntie, say yes, don't do anything with others!" Zhao Duanyang hurriedly said: "Then Chen Yang has even done it for Li Jinxi, the four heavenly kings who are good at the people, there is only one left now, that kid's strength is not weak!" ”
"Don't worry!" Sima Qing smiled: "If you can't use what you say, I'll force him~!" ”