Chapter 071: The Fool Arrives

"Ahem! It's not easy for each to have one, I really don't know how to help you, you are so badly injured, will it hurt you if you don't send you to the hospital, but what if you go to the hospital? Those who can live can't die, and those who deserve to die can't be saved...... Cough! ”

Hou San hung his head deeply, his expression was painful, as if the injuries on Lin Yang's body had been transferred to his body.

Lin Yang was very moved, as Pingshui met, Hou San did it was already very touching, rescued him from the quilt and carried him here, and now he bought buns and water. Although he didn't know where he got the money, or if it was stolen, what could it be, and there was no doubt that it had saved his life, and he was silent for a moment.

"You don't have to worry about me, I'm fine, this pavilion is actually not bad, it's just too open, and the wind is also very strong, I want to find a leeward place, my injury is really not serious, just rest for a few days and you'll be fine."

Hou San took a deep breath, then slowly raised his head, his emotions seemed to have woken up from the dullness just now, and his face looked much better, "It's not easy to find a place to live, I've been in this place for more than a year, I'm familiar with everywhere, you eat buns first!" I'll take you to a place to hide in a moment, and I'll make sure no one can find you but me. Rarely, he had a confident smile on his face.

Lin Yang grinned, his mouth was full of bun filling, and he said intermittently, "Great, I knew that it would be difficult for you, brother." ”

The footsteps came from far and near, as if someone was coming, this person came from a small road next to it, there was no road anywhere, it turned out to be a green lawn, there were more people walking, and naturally stepped out of a winding path.

He sneakily turned around from the other side of the pavilion, and shook a few glances at no one outside, Lin Yang and Hou San were probably blocked by the pillar and not discovered by him, or this guy was blind at all, and he couldn't see the two big living people sitting next to him!

Turning to the back of the pillar and pulling out the faucet, the urine can't wait, whoosh! It lasted for two minutes, and after shaking a few times, I just took the things back, it didn't seem to be over, the thin ones were gone, and the sauce was about to come out, so I hurriedly climbed up to the marble chair next to me, grabbed the railing in front of me with my hand, and took off my pants, and my eyes were just facing Lin Yang and them, and a dirty black chrysanthemum was blooming not far in front of them.

Hou San stood up angrily, and was about to scold him loudly, only to hear this person say to himself, "Damn, I actually forgot that it was the meat of a dead mouse, damn it, damn it, it seems that I didn't bring paper!" ”

said that he touched his body for a long time, but he didn't touch the handpaper, slapped his head heavily, and muttered that he didn't know who he was complaining about.

Lin Yang hadn't had time to bite a bun he had just picked up, since a black chrysanthemum was facing him, presumably those dim things would come out in an instant, where was he still in the mood to eat steamed buns, staring at his black chrysanthemum angrily.

What he just said is not difficult to understand, since he has eaten dead rat meat, he must have a stomach, and he should be vomiting everywhere.

"I have paper here, do you want it?"

He was so frightened that he shuddered, "Damn! Who? Looking for Hou San's voice and turning his head, there were two people sitting behind him who were staring at his cheeks with poisonous eyes, and everyone was ashamed, so he quickly jumped down from the marble chair, lifting his pants indiscriminately, with an embarrassed smile on his face.

"Hehehehehe! Good morning, two brothers! I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here. ”

Then he saw the bun in Lin Yang's hand, and frowned in surprise, maybe he was born with a witty character.

"I haven't pulled it yet, the two of you have already had breakfast?"

I don't know how many meanings he has in this statement, if it's a joke. Obviously, he is very ignorant of current affairs, and it is obviously a bit too much to make such a joke on this occasion, and neither of the two of them is in the mood to joke with him.

Hou San glared at him, he didn't dare to squeak for some reason, but Lin Yang was not, although he was burly, bald, and unkind, like a stubble that was not easy to mess with, a ruffian.

"I've pulled it, let's eat it together!"

"No! I'll go somewhere else to pull it, if you're interested, you can come with me to eat hot! ”

"Thanks! It must taste good, right? ”

"Huh! I don't know, I haven't eaten it, you should know what it's like better than I do! After all, you've only just eaten! You were born to eat in this kind of place! Hehe! ”

"Really? If you don't have your life, maybe we are not the same animal, we can eat pork anywhere, and it seems like a dog's love for what we produce! ”

"It's so spineless! Have you already admitted that it is an animal? I don't dare to compete with reptiles for food! The biggest difference between humans and reptiles is that humans can stand on the heads of animals and poop, while animals eat where people! ”

"Really? Of course, it's not a reptile that on its head, it should be a bird, but such a bird is not a good bird! Although they don't associate with animals and think that their IQ is amazing, it is undeniable that they do not know that they have become a dirty stupid bird! ”

"There is such a thing, it's really kind and not rewarded, and those who ask for food are really hungry."

"Yes! It's really hopeless these days, the cows, horses, snakes, and gods have all come out to catch demons, and people who are not people want to do charity. ”

This guy seems to be running out of words, and his fat face, which was originally faintly smiling, slowly showed anger in the argument with Lin Yang.

"You...... What do you mean, are you making fun of me? ”

"Yes, big brother, you're really not a stupid and stupid bird! I can actually hear that I mean to mock you. Lin Yang sneered and gave him a thumbs up and said, "Yay! Hello awesome! Yes! You are the number one mallet in the universe. ”

"Stinky beggar! No matter how good you say, you're still a stinky beggar, what's wrong with your cleverness, aren't you still a stinky beggar! ”

"You uncultured idiot."

Unexpectedly, Hou San couldn't listen to his words, and directly stepped forward and stalemate with him, to say that Hou San's condition at this time is really quite powerful, staring at the big eyes and a little bit of unyielding anger, holding a thin neck and holding his chest, although it looks like a skeleton supporting tattered clothes, after all, he is still very tall.

The guy on the other side was a little annoyed and angry, maybe he was already angry, after all, the crippled and weak in front of him was not his opponent from any angle.

"Poor ghost, stinky food, stinky shameless! Get lost! Get lost! Get out of the mountain city, the mountain city is the one who has been defiled by your group and wants to eat! Get lost! ”

Although Hou San's face was blue with anger, he didn't have the courage to do it after all, standing with the guy in front of him, judging from his physique, there was no possibility of taking advantage.

"Uncultured idiots, idiots! Idiot! Idiot! The mountain town is not yours, idiot! ”

"Stinky food! Stinky for food! ”

"Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! ”

Obviously, the fool scolded more smoothly than the stinky food, Hou San's mouth is not bad, he scolded him so much that he was not up to the frequency, and the rhythm was also disrupted by Hou San, Hou San's breath was like a heavenly river, thousands of horses galloping, meteors catching the moon, and the waves were turbulent, scolding a fool to the core. The guy on the other side only had the ability to parry, and he didn't have the slightest power to fight back.

I saw that his eyes were protruding, his face was red, his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he couldn't make a sound. I almost couldn't get up in one breath and suffocated on the spot.

In the end, this guy realized that he was not an opponent, jumped up in the air, and punched Hou San's face. Hou Sanzheng scolded proudly, he had won and was invincible, and the opponent's counterattack seemed to be lethal. I didn't expect this guy to make a sudden move, so I could only stupidly watch this punch hit him.

Lin Yang on the side had already been prepared, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he kicked him in the calf, this guy's attention was all on Hou San's body, and he didn't expect Lin Yang to stumble on him at the bottom.

It slammed to the ground with a thud, and as it happened, the big chubby face was lying in a pile of urine under the pillar. Seeing the situation, Lin Yang endured the pain and quickly rode on his body, stretched out his hand to pull his hair, but when he stretched out his hand, he saw that he was bald and had no hair to pick, so he grabbed the flesh on the back of his neck, this guy's neck is also very thick, Lin Yang's little hand can't grasp it, so he can only do this.

The other hand picked up half a brick on the ground and pressed it on his bald head.

"Don't move! Move again, I'll smash a hole in your head with a brick and pull a bubble of in it to give you a feel for what it's really like to on your head. ”

This guy was obedient and struggled a few times, how could Lin Yang use all his strength to press his neck, although he had a lot of strength, the most fragile neck was grabbed by others, which was equivalent to grabbing her lifeline, and it was difficult to break free, only to get a face in the urine on the ground, rolling back and forth, and I don't know whose urine it was, it was sassy and spicy.

Hou San on the side seemed to be stupid, Lin Yang pressed his bald head so hard, he only watched quietly and helplessly, and had no intention of coming over to help. Fortunately, this guy didn't last long, struggled a few times and couldn't escape, and finally chose to give up resistance.

"Breeze, brother! Poof! I know it's wrong! Poof! ”

As he spoke, he had to spit out the urine that had managed to pour into his mouth, after all, a face pressed against the ground created a perfect opportunity for these things to flow. Affected by the flow of his breath, he sucked smoothly into his nose and mouth.

"Do you know how to call a brother now? We are stinky beggars, how can we be qualified to call you brothers! ”

"Nope! Brother, it's me who is wrong, it's all my fault, I shouldn't despise you, you are all good people, you are the pillars of the country, you are the resistance of society, you are the guarantee of our survival, you let me go! I know it's wrong, and I won't dare to bully you again! ”

The brick in Lin Yang's right hand rubbed against his head, "Do you think I'm here for this!" You sanctimonious guys, pretending to be in front of people, shouting slogans of caring for the environment all the time, but what have you done behind your back? ”

This guy's head lit up at this time, and he immediately changed his words, "Brother, you are right, I don't talk about civilized open defecation, I damn it, I know it's wrong, I will definitely change it in the future, I must be civilized, understand politeness, respect the old and love the young, help children cross the road, * Pioneer in protecting the environment, be a good person, be a kind person, and be a useful person to society." Brother, I know wrong! Just spare me, just let me go! ”