All Chapters_Chapter 176: The Monk Meets the Taoist Priest
It's not far from the Grand Hyatt, only about a 10-minute walk, so I didn't bother to wait for a taxi and walked straight to it.
When I walked through the intersection, I suddenly saw an old man with a goatee on the side of the street with a fortune-telling stall on the ground. It's a pity that most of the people here are young people, and there are few middle-aged aunts, so no one patronizes his business.
When I saw this old man, I suddenly had an idea, so I walked up and scared him: "Iron mouth God, last time you said that I was the reincarnation of the God of Wealth, and I would win every gamble, and I was not allowed to smash your stall, but today I can catch you." ”
The little old man was startled when he heard this, and he was so frightened that he stood up and turned around and wanted to run, but when he was about to run, he saw my appearance, immediately stopped, blew his beard and glared: "Damn, it's you kid, you dare to cheat me, when did I say that you are the reincarnation of the God of Wealth." Your kid is a broken army and has many disasters in his life, but fortunately he has a wife and a husband who can turn evil into good fortune. ”
When the little old man recognized me, he stopped running away and sat down on the little stool again with a big grin.
I was a little surprised and said, "Damn, your little old man has a good memory, and he still remembers me." But you wanted to run away just now, you must have deceived a lot of people on weekdays, and I was scared by what I drank just now, right? ”
The little old man was very thick-skinned, and he opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Where did I escape, a bug bit me just now, and I couldn't help but stand up." ”
I smiled and didn't dwell on this topic anymore, but whispered to him: "Old fairy, you don't seem to have a good business today, I want you to ask me to do me a favor." ”
The little old man looked at me vigilantly and said, "What's the hurry?" ”
I whispered to the little old man to explain like this, and after listening to it, the other party suddenly jumped up angrily and said: "I, Wang Jiwei, am most unaccustomed to these people who break up other people's husbands and wives in my life, I helped with this favor, and the price is 500 yuan!" ”
After I talked to this old fortune teller named Wang Jiwei, we walked towards the Grand Hyatt Hotel not far away.
The Grand Hyatt Hotel is one of the most exclusive hotels in Hedong District, and there are several doormen in red uniforms at the door. However, after these doormen saw the sloppy Wang, they stopped the king and said that they were not allowed to go in if they were not dressed properly.
I didn't follow a few doormen to be verbose, and called Li Mengting directly. After a while, Li Mengting, who was wearing a black OL skirt, walked out with Nana and criticized several doormen, so frightened that their faces turned white.
"Sister Ting, where is Zhang Qingqing?"
Li Mengting didn't care about the eyes of the people around her at all, so she directly grabbed my arm and whispered, "In the Chinese restaurant on the second floor, I was having lunch with that Fatian Zen master." ”
Li Mengting took me and the old fairy to the second floor by the elevator, and sure enough, I saw from a distance that in the corner by the window, Zhang Qingqing, who was wearing a white shirt and black trousers, was sitting with a chubby middle-aged monk to eat.
These vegetarian dishes are made to meet the needs of some rich people to eat fasting, such as Dongpo vegetarian meat, which is made of winter melon, but the appearance is exactly the same as the real Dongpo meat, so that a vegetarian dish is several times more expensive than the real Dongpo meat.
The fat monk of Nafa Tian is full of oil at this time, and this guy is not honest when he eats, a pair of Wang Ba little mung bean eyes always can't help but look at Zhang Qingqing who is sitting opposite him, Zhang Qingqing is wearing a white silk shirt today, because the figure is too good, the shirt is tight, perfectly outlining her moving curves, and can vaguely see the Bra inside through the white shirt, no wonder this fat monk can't take his eyes off.
Li Mengting and I, and the old fortune teller did not alarm the two of them, but secretly sat down under the table behind a pillar, a position where we could overhear what Zhang Qingqing and Monk Fatian were talking about, and we could also avoid being seen by them.
I only heard Zhang Qingqing ask a little anxiously: "Master, do I have to be separated from Chen Yu, is there any other way to relieve the peach blossom evil?" ”
Monk Fatian peeked at Zhang Qingqing's chest, secretly swallowed his saliva, and pretended to be serious: "It is impossible to completely remove the peach blossom evil, but Lao Wei has been cultivating with Master Qingyun since he was a child, and his cultivation is quite acceptable. If Miss Zhang doesn't mind a small touch on her body, you can follow me back to the meditation room in the backyard of the Tianwang Temple, and the old man will use the Vajra mudra against your Purple Palace acupoint to transmit a little Dharma power to you, and maybe reduce your peach blossom evil qi. ”
Zhang Qingqing didn't study medicine, so she didn't know much about acupuncture points, so she asked where the Zigong acupuncture points were?
Monk Fatian quickly glanced at Zhang Qingqing's chest with a pair of small eyes, and said lightly: "It's a little bit on the chest." ”
Zhang Qingqing's face suddenly turned red when she heard this, if she didn't think that this monk's prediction two days ago was very accurate, according to her temper, she would have splashed a cup of tea on the other party's face, scolded the hooligan and left.
But it was precisely because of the repeated fulfillment of this Fatian monk's prophecy that she forcibly endured her shame and said, "Master, you shouldn't be deceiving people, right? ”
Monk Fatian saw that Zhang Qingqing was not fooled, so he said with a straight face: "Hmph, Lao Qu's mana is boundless, he knows astronomy and geography, and he can calculate the reincarnation of cause and effect for two hundred years before and after, if it weren't for the sake of my Buddha's compassion, I wouldn't bother to help you......"
I hid in the corner and listened to the monk's mouth, so I didn't want to be patient, so I pouted at the old fortune teller beside me, and whispered: "Lao Wang, it's time for you to play, tease and tease this old bald donkey." ”
"Look at me!"
Wang Jiwei immediately stood up and tidied up the dirty Taoist robe on his body, and then walked towards the table of Zhang Qingqing and Monk Fatian with a pair of hands behind his back.
"Hey, isn't this the Miss Zhang I told your fortune a few days ago?"
Wang Jiwei pretended to be surprised and looked at Zhang Qingqing and said, Zhang Qingqing was also slightly stunned when she saw Wang Jiwei: "Hey, old man, why are you here?" ”
"Oh, I came here with my friends for a meal, the old man saw that Miss Zhang's complexion was not good, there must have been something wrong recently, right?"
Zhang Qingqing was a little confused and said, "Old man, what do you mean by this?" ”
Wang Jiwei pulled out a chair and sat down with a big grin, and said: "I told you that day that Chen Yu was a man who broke the army and had many calamities in his life, but fortunately, with you by his side, he can turn evil into good fortune." Has he encountered any danger in the past few days, and finally turned the danger into a disaster? ”
Zhang Qingqing couldn't help but nodded: "That's indeed the case......"
The fat monk Fa Tian looked at this old Taoist priest who came out halfway in a daze, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Chen Yu's bad luck was caused by the peach blossom on Miss Zhang's body......
Wang Jiwei disagreed and said: "Fart, Chen Yu broke the army and sat down, with his own bad luck, if it wasn't for Miss Zhang's Wangfu, where would that kid be able to turn evil into good fortune?" ”
Although Monk Fatian didn't know where this sloppy old Taoist priest came from, the other party's behavior and statement were undoubtedly completely opposite to his own, and he quarreled with Wang Jiwei when he could bear it. This one says that he is a high-ranking monk, that one is a Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain, this one scolds you for being a bald donkey, and that scolds you for being an old liar on the street.
In the end, the fierce quarrel between the fat monk and the old Taoist priest completely turned into scolding the street, which attracted the eyes of the surrounding diners and completely turned into a farce. Zhang Qingqing stood there with her eyes wide open, her pretty face was full of surprise, where are these two people still like masters, they are obviously two splashes!
The monk and the Taoist priest argued for a long time, and finally the iron-mouthed god jumped to his feet and scolded the Fatian monk: "You say that my hexagram is not accurate, right, the old man will give you a hexagram for the bald donkey." ”
Monk Fatian's eyes widened, and the onlookers around him watched with relish, Zhang Qingqing was also a lot more rational at this time, holding her arms and watching the development of the situation for a long time.
After Lao Wang pinched his fingers and counted it, he raised his head and looked at the fat monk Fatian with pitiful eyes: "Alas, I have already calculated it, your Yin Tang is black, your face is bloody, and today Bao is going to be beaten violently." ”
Monk Fatian sneered when he heard this, and said mockingly: "Beat me up, who wants to beat me up?" ”
"Me!"
At this time, I appeared behind the fat monk Fa Tian with a porcelain teapot in my hand, and snorted coldly. The guy shuddered when he heard this, and quickly turned around to see who I was, but as soon as he turned around, the porcelain teapot in my hand had already smashed down on his bare head.
"Bang-"
With a bang, the teapot filled with boiling hot tea bloomed on the fat monk's head, and the fragments and tea splashed everywhere, causing the fat monk's head to bleed, and he took two steps back. I still can't understand the hatred of raising the slap, at the fat monk in the face is a hard slap, the bald donkey's face is like a grenade blown up in the mud, the skin and flesh have been torn by the fierce hand, the flesh and blood are spread, the big body of Nuo flew away diagonally, and knocked down the dining table, fell to the ground, like a fat pig lying in the garbage heap, very messy.
The surrounding guests all exclaimed, but Lao Wang deliberately shook his head and said, "I'll just say that you have a bloody disaster." ”
When Zhang Qingqing saw me appear, she was stunned, her eyes widened, she looked at me and said, "Chen, Chen Yu, why did you appear here?" ”
I didn't answer Zhang Qingqing's words, but just grinned at her heartlessly and said, "Hehe, wife, I think this old gentleman is more effective in divination." ”