Chapter 59: Don't Be Impulsive

Ten minutes later, Hua Lou couldn't read it anymore, and when he looked into the fountain, the fish had nothing to do, and he was so depressed that he couldn't do it!

"No, now it's not a question of whether the fish will die or not, it's a matter of face." Hua Loubai didn't believe that he couldn't do it, and continued to swear, I would definitely play that slut to death! ”

"Which slut?" Nishino can't look at it, he wants to go home and sleep. Walked over, raised his hand, and swore: "I ......"

"Snap", before the oath was finished, the fish all turned their bellies.

"How is this possible? Are you mistaken. Hua Loubai was stunned.

"Don't you catch fish?"

"Yes, fishing." Hua Loubai rolled up his trousers and jumped into the fountain, splashing a large splash.

"Why did you jump down, didn't you bring a net?"

Yes, Hua Loubai forgot about this stubble. But I jumped down, and I just fished it directly.

Scooping and fishing, Hua Loubai saw a sign standing in the water in front of him. There seemed to be words on it, and he got closer to see it clearly: "You bastards, why do you keep swearing to fish!" and then caught a direct fine of 1,000 yuan......"

At this time, Nishino suddenly stopped, stopped fishing, and stretched out his hand to hook the flowers.

"What's the hook, it's not done yet."

"Arise, we are surrounded."

"What's the wrap, is there any mistake?" Hua Loubai thought that Xiye was teasing him, but he turned around and exclaimed, "We are really surrounded!" ”

It turned out that during this time, the fish in the fountain often disappeared for no reason, and they were trained by the leaders to be incomplete. Since yesterday, everyone has taken turns taking turns to look after the fish in the fountain. Five minutes ago, the security guards of six squares who had been ambushed around did not speak, and waited quietly for them to finish fishing.

The two people were taken to the security room, tied up, and thrown in the corner of the wall to wait for the delivery: "Everyone has stolen goods, see where you are going?" Be honest with me! ”

"Give me a good look, I'll go inside and discuss what to do with these two scoopers." The captain left a security guard to watch over them, and he went into the security room.

The captain of the security guard walked around, thinking, "Did they poison the fish in the fountain?" Or did they swear to die? To say that it was poisoned, it is obviously not, the water is all good. If you want to say that you swore to death, then this is too terrifying, doesn't it have a special function?

What if they really have special abilities and swear to kill dozens of fish, maybe this oath will also be effective for people? What if he was going to swear to himself? Aren't you going to hang? No, it's too dangerous. ”

After a while, the captain came out with his hands behind his back, and the rest of the people followed him closely.

The captain said in a loud voice: "You have something to say, don't swear, forget the fish that hurt, don't hurt the flowers and plants, it's not good." First of all, why did you not sleep in the middle of the night, what were you doing there, and did you do the first two dead fish? ”

Nishino glanced at him, and didn't bother to pay attention to him: "It's all caught, if you want to kill it, it's good to kill it, why do you say so many things?" ”

Hua Lou worshiped him and stopped doing it, is it easy for him? Didn't you just kill a few of your fish in the middle of the night? And also grabbed himself. He faintly noticed that the captain had told them not to swear. He stared at them viciously and said very angrily: "Don't let the two of you go again, be careful of the two of you swearing......"

Hearing the word "swear", the captain's face immediately changed. But I still have to pretend to be calm, "Let's send it, I want to see if the last time someone reported it, whether it was true." ”

"Report?" Hua Loubai immediately spoke: "I ......"

The captain rushed over and covered Hua Loubai's mouth: "If you have something to say, don't be impulsive!"

"Excuse me about what this is for?" It seems that it is not a way to make trouble any longer, Nishino has to explain the purpose of coming to fish for goldfish, "Goldfish can be aphrodisiac if you eat it......"

I heard that this goldfish can aphrodisiac, how can I miss it? Several people, the security guards hurriedly ran out to find the pot for boiling the fish.

"Hey, you grandsons, won't you untie us?" Hua Loubai scolded and scolded.

"Oh, loosen the tie-" The captain ordered his men to untie them, "Brother, there are fish to eat together, hahaha-" ......

Half an hour later, everyone, including Hua Loubai, gathered around the desk, seven pairs of eyes staring directly at the pot of stewed, fragrant goldfish soup, and of course, four boxes of wine on the table.

"Can this be eaten? It smells so good. "Some people are puzzled.

Hua Loubai patted his not very strong chest, raised his hand and swore "I promise to eat ......"

"Boom-" Seven people put down their chopsticks at the same time and attacked the innocent fish in the pot.

"Dude, you know? Socialize with beautiful women to nourish your eyes, interact with smart women to nourish your brain, interact with healthy women to nourish your body, interact with happy women to nourish your heart, interact with gentle women to nourish your spirit, and interact with talented women to nourish your sex! Hua Loubai was drinking and blowing away with the security guards.

"Aren't they all women? Why are you so careful, come and drink-" The security captain said in a rough voice and took out a pack of cigarettes from his coat pocket, "Brother, do you want to come to Yangcheng?" ”

"Thanks, I'm quitting." Hua Lou bowed and excused himself.

"Hey, smoking is out of the way, manβ€”" The captain insisted that Hua Lou worship order one, and then the room was filled with smoke and fist fighting, completely oblivious to Nishino's existence.

Nishino, who was hiding behind, secretly opened a bottle of wine from them, took a sip, and muttered to himself: "These people are crazy, they even eat goldfish, how old are goldfish......"

Hua Loubai and the security captain called each other brothers, and in the security room with the group of security guards for most of the night, the drunk security captain was happy, and dramatically announced that the two were acquitted.

It was already five o'clock in the morning when I came back from the security room, and when I arrived at the rental house, Hua Loubai was still scolding: "Those bastards actually eat more fish than him, I have worked so hard to catch them for so long...... and then fell asleep on the sofa.

Nishino, who hadn't closed his eyes all night, took a shower and planned to catch up on sleep, but he thought that today was the first day to start selling flowers, and he had to go, and he suddenly lost all his sleep. It was dawn, and Nishino went out quietly.

Halfway through, Xiaoxiao called him and asked him if he had time in half a month, the bookstore she cooperated with Su Yu and Lu Xin was about to open, and asked him to come over to help; And why didn't you answer her phone last night.

Nishino then remembered that there seemed to be two missed calls with a smile, of course, he didn't sleep last night to steal goldfish.

The goldfish was caught, but he was also caught, and the ugly thing can't be told to Xiaoxiao. She had the right to know, and Nishino couldn't help but tell her the truth of the matter.

"It's too much, how can you be so naΓ―ve, don't sleep in the middle of the night, and run to catch some goldfish. The key is that I was caught, and I must be taken next time...... With me, there will never be any arrest. Xiaoxiao counted Nishino on the other side of the phone.

"Okay, next time I'll take you with me, you take the wind, I'll catch it."

"Don't go to Hua Loubai, he's a guy who doesn't have enough success and more than he loses!"

"By the way, how's your script?"

"Staying up late to revise, it's done."

"When the company hires screenwriters, remember to notify me."

"You can go and sell your flowers with peace of mind, what are you doing?"

"Why can't I do it?"

"You don't have a diploma ......"

"Hey, who told me to lose my graduation certificate, it seems that I can only work as a salesman." ......

"It's time to get down to business, take revenge on Lu Xin." Hua Loubai didn't wake up until more than ten o'clock, rubbing his head that was a little dizzy, "Lu Xin and I have had coffee together, they know me, it's obviously not suitable, and I'm done with makeup." ”

Hua Loubai got up, put on a beard, wore glasses frames, wore an inner height, and glued a mole to the corner of his mouth. He stood in front of the mirror, and at first glance: it was a little different from the original Hua Loubai, and the makeup skills were not bad!

Before the operation, he spent 500 yuan to locate Lu Xin, but in fact, he spent money to hire someone to find Lu Xin's whereabouts. He posted a reward on the Internet, and the avatar used to send the message was not changed in time, and the locator of this reward was Su Yu, and some things were so coincidental.

I thought the plan was seamless and watertight. He went out very satisfied, and went straight to the "date" location.

On the pedestrian street, Lu Xin and Su Yu talked about the decoration details of the bookstore, and they were shopping at the moment, and they were smiling.

Su Yu pretended to be profound: "Do you know? A very interesting thing happened at eight o'clock last night, someone actually paid a lot of money on the Internet to buy the location of Lu Hin. ”

"Who is so boring, and have you sold it to him?" Asked with a smile.

"Don't do that." Su Yu said, "Of course I sold it, five hundred yuan, it's stupid X not to sell it." ”

"But do you know who bought it? What did you buy it for, will it hurt Lu Xin? Xiaoxiao was very worried.

"Uh-huh." Lu Xin nodded.

Su Yu smiled slightly: "I'm not stupid X, the one who bought Lu Xin's location is stupid X, guess who that person is?"

"Flowers, turnips."

"You all know it, so amazing?"

"We were also online last night."

Immediately, the three of them looked at each other and smiled, and Su Yu said: "According to the time, he should be around us now, he should have put on makeup in advance, put on a mustache, wore glasses frames, wore an inner height, and had a mole stuck to the corner of his mouth." Looking at Luhin with a telescope, or rather at us. ”

About 50 meters away, the sneaky Hua Loubai hid behind a pillar, holding a telescope, and had been observing the three of them for half an hour, and had changed five pillars.

After he was convinced that his makeup skills were not flawed, he put away his binoculars with confidence, took a few deep breaths, stood outside the pillar, and swaggered towards them.

At 25 meters, the three girls who had been waiting for a long time finally saw clearly-

Hey! The visitor had a beard, which was pasted on at first glance, with a disgusting black mole at the corner of his mouth, and a pair of black frames without lenses......

"Flowers, turnips?" Xiaoxiao asked.

"Yes." Su Yu said, "Aren't you surprised, you can't find it on the Internet!" Because this is also what I sold to him extra, I charged an additional two hundred yuan. ”

"Is Su Yu too powerful, or is Hua Loubai too stupid?" Xiaoxiao, Lu Xin just felt a cold sweat on his back.

"Hey! A few beauties! Where are you going? Hua Loubai walked up to them and said hello, and shook his head very gracefully, almost flashing his neck.

"Boring." Xiaoxiao, Su Yu turned his head and left.

Hua Loubai was embarrassed: "That beauty, your friend doesn't seem to be very friendly?"

"And then?"

"And then?" Hua Loubai smiled evilly, "No, I want to get to know you and be friends with you sincerely." ”