I didn't squint, I would never be tempted by beauty, but asked seriously: "Honestly, how much does this underwear cost?" ”

This little aunt and grandmother, just now a nickname of eight or nine hundred, if you add the underwear, it will definitely exceed the standard, and it is seriously exceeded.

"It's not expensive, it's definitely not expensive, boss, don't be so stingy!" At this time, Xiaoshuang directly used a killer trick to me - coquettishness.

"Xia Xiaoshuang, be serious, don't play sloppy with me, how much is it?" I'm unmoved, this girl is a standard goblin, more powerful than Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes.

"Actually, it's not expensive, it's only one hundred and two."

Xiaoshuang looked at me cautiously, still looking pitiful.

"Okay, then buy it."

Hearing one hundred and two, I was a little surprised, this girl did everything she could for this money, it doesn't seem to be her character!

"And these shoes, I like them too, can we do it together?"

I just agreed, and Xiaoshuang twisted out a pair of shoes, and she had already prepared her feelings.

"How much?"

I'm still the same old-fashioned, and I am determined to never make serious differences in price and the like.

"One hundred and eighteen!"

Xiaoshuang blinked.

"Okay, bring it." I nodded, this baby is getting more and more sensible, it seems that I am thinking too much about myself.

Then, Xiaoshuang picked out another pair of pants, and I asked her how much it was.

"One hundred!"

Xiaoshuang replied quickly.

I'm embarrassed about this, except for the clothes that are a little more expensive, other things are not expensive, and I can't bear it.

After all, pants look good, but what about the quality?

Will the 100-dollar pants be the same as the one I did last time, with a little bit of force?

I'm a big man, it's nothing, Xiaoshuang is a girl, if you really want that, it's a big shame.

"Trousers, underwear, and shoes, a total of two thousand four hundred and fifty-three pieces." When I went to the counter to pay the bill, my current state of mind was gone.

Nima, obviously four hundred yuan, how did it become more than two thousand in the blink of an eye?

I instinctively looked at Xiaoshuang, when did this baby learn to deceive people?

Xiaoshuang lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "I'm talking about US dollars, and you're paying RMB!" ”

"Nima—"

I almost didn't vomit blood, and for a long time, Xiaoshuang was ambushed in this place.

Of course, in front of the public, in full view, I can't let her little girl return her things, right?

There is no way, it can only be a credit card!

"Boss, let's talk about it, you promised me all this, and I will tell you how much it is, so you can't be angry, let alone deduct it from my salary or bonus." As soon as he walked out of the mall, Xiaoshuang immediately said.

I stumbled on my feet and almost didn't fall to the ground.

"Xiaoshuang, are you the roundworm in my stomach?" To be honest, I have plans in this regard, and I am going to deduct her excess consumption from the small double reduction and give her a little lesson.

"Well, I promise you."

Looking at the expectant and delicate little face in front of me, I nodded helplessly, forget it, it's good to have a headache little girl next to me.

"Hehe, thank you, I found that you are barely a good person!"

Xiao Shuangmei smiled, and of course, she also complimented me in passing

I pouted, was she complimenting me? Or is it hurting me?

Of course, after taking Xiaoshuang and them to the mall in the morning, in the afternoon, Dashuang, friends and their group also came.

"The clothes are good over there, let's go and have a look!"

To be sure, this girl was definitely deliberate, when Dashuang picked out a dress and entered the fitting room, she actually led everyone else away, except for me.

"Hey, what about them?" Dashuang walked out of the fitting room, and she was surprised.

"Let's go, create space for us, you know."

I shrugged helplessly, there is no need to advertise it now, I'm afraid that everyone in the store will think that I am in love with Dashuang.

As the saying goes: there is no wind and no waves, let alone a big mouth like Pengpeng!

Dashuangxiao's face was red, and she said a little unnaturally: "Then let's go shopping elsewhere!" ”

It's already like this, if you say that now you take Dashuang to find your friends, it's a bit of a desire to cover up.

"By the way, I heard that Xiaoshuang spent a lot of money in the morning, right?"

Walking on the road, Dashuang seemed to think of something and said softly.

"It's nothing, she's the same as her friends, I treat them as my sister, so I don't care if I spend more money." I'm definitely saying this from the heart.

But when she heard the big ears, it was different, and her expression was weird!

Seeing the change in Dashuang's demeanor, I knew that she must have misunderstood, and at that moment, I changed the topic: "Dashuang, I think you must look good in white." ”

"Really?"

When Dashuang heard my words, a kind of excitement bloomed in his eyes.

I really wanted to slap myself, obviously I wanted to change the atmosphere, but I got into an ambiguous topic.

"Really."

Coming into contact with the expectant eyes of the big pair, I nodded stubbornly.

I have to admit that the big pair really looks good in white, she chose a dress, not long or short, and her chest was slightly exposed, bringing people an infinite reverie.

The big pair has a very good figure, so to speak, she is a natural clothes rack and looks good in any clothes.

And the big pair of skin is very white and delicate, wearing a dress, like a fairy descending to earth, the snow-white calves, slender and round, give people an inexplicable impulse.

I had a dry mouth: "Big Shuang, I'll go check out." ”

"That Tang Feng, come over here."

I hadn't taken two steps before I could speak.

"What's wrong?" I was a little surprised.

"I can't reach the zipper in the back, you help me pull it down." When Dashuang said this, the little face was very red, and the red was attractive.

"Oh." I didn't think much of it, and stepped forward, and the big pair naturally turned his back to me.

"So white!"

I didn't pay much attention at first, but when I first pulled it, I felt a dazzle in front of me, it was a kind of white, a kind of pink white.

My heart was beating faster.

"My Buddha is compassionate, color is emptiness, emptiness is color!" I silently read as I pulled down with a sharp force.

"Ahh

Suddenly, Dashuang cried out in pain.

I was startled, and I couldn't help but feel a pain in my flesh, because I had just used too much force and was careless, and the zipper actually caught the meat of the big pair.

Seeing that the snow-white skin suddenly turned red, I was distressed, and hurriedly said: "Dashuang, don't move, don't move, I'll help you pull it up slowly." ”

"Hmm!"

Dashuang was enduring it, but I could feel the pain of Dashuang, when I pulled the zipper up, and then carefully pulled it down, I found that there was an extra red on the back of Dashuang, and it seemed to be a little red and swollen.

I couldn't help but rub my hand: "Does it still hurt?" ”

I don't know if I don't rub it, this rubbing, I clearly feel the big pair of delicate bodies trembling violently, which makes me more concerned: "Is it particularly painful?" ”

As he spoke, his hands were still rubbing.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!" Dashuang turned around in a panic and faced me.

"Damn it."

When I saw the big shameful face that was about to drip blood, I understood even if I was stupid.

Where is it called rubbing just now, it's clearly teasing, don't say it's me rubbing a big pair, even if it is a big pair rubbing me, I will still be moved.

"Waiter, come here."

Faced with this awkward atmosphere, I quickly changed the subject.

The waiter came soon, I pointed to the clothes on the big pair, and said cleanly: "I ask you to change the zipper on the back for me with buttons, money is not a problem!" ”

"Ugh!"

The waiter looked weird, and the big pair had a smaller face that was even more ashamed.

Many years later, when Dashuang thought about it, I often laughed at me and said something like this: "The door of a man's pants when he pees should be a zipper, if the zipper is accidentally pulled, will it also be replaced with a button?" ”

Of course, that's an afterthought, in short, this dress was bought by Dashuang, and it was not changed to buttons, in Dashuang's words: "I just like this dress." ”

"Pain and pleasure!"

Looking at the smile on the big face, I muttered inwardly.

After accompanying them to buy clothes for a day, I was half tired and half dead.

When I got home, I fell asleep and didn't have to worry about anything.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the house was lively, and I heard Xiaoshuang's loud voice and the laughter of my friends.

I vaguely heard a sentence: "Hehe, our boss is stupid X, it's easy to blackmail him." ”

I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

Of course, according to the report that Sun Hong came in and gave me, after I bought clothes for the employees, they worked harder.

Dashuang cooked a sumptuous dinner, and Peng Peng unexpectedly took out a few bottles of red wine.

"This wine should be worth a lot of money!"

Sun Hong looked at the vintage of the red wine, and she said in surprise.

"Hehe, of course, I transferred all the money to the Development Bank today, and the bank specially gave me two cases of fine red wine, and promised that every time I celebrate the New Year in the future, there will be gifts." Peng Peng said with a grin.

But I understood that the reason why Peng Peng was so happy was definitely not because of the red wine.

Because of Yang Lijuan, she transferred all the money out at one time, and I believe that the woman who was in the middle of the wind should be opened by the bank!

"Brother, I'll toast you!"

The little girl is still very conscientious, she took the initiative to pick up the wine glass, and then added: "Don't get drunk!" ”

Red wine is hard to get drunk, and once drunk, it's a particularly uncomfortable thing.

Originally, I believed that even if it was two cases of red wine, it would be nothing, but I didn't expect that after drinking, Xiaoshuang found a bottle of liquor and a few bottles of beer out of nowhere.

"It's a pleasure to drink!"

The little pair blended the wine together heroically.