Xu Bin immediately touched Jiang Tianyi's head and said, "I like babies." It's almost time, and the things that need to be done today are done, so let's go back to the fog, right? ”

Jiang Tianyi looked at his watch and said, "It's a bit weird that we've all arrived at Dabu Liebu, and it's still so quiet." It seems that the people of the Savina family don't have much to do with the school, and your college classmates can get in touch with it. ”

Xu Bin propped up the penny to the shore, and said while exerting his strength: "Your decision-making power is better than Chu Man and Luo Xinwen, and I also agree with your idea." And I still admire your use of a zero-sum game on my two sisters today, I haven't read game theory for a long time, you remind me that it's time to review it. ”

Jiang Tianyi said: "Don't you have the ability to never forget? Asperger's Syndrome Sufferer? ”

Xu Bin threw down Artemisia, picked up the package on the boat, and helped Jiang Tianyi and said: "My problem is not to the extent that it can't be cured, I'm just a little serious when I'm 12-15 years old, what I lack the most is the desire to share happiness or success with others, but after I regain my self-confidence and original intention, I forget a lot of unimportant details, and I can't reach the undifferentiated level of memory." ”

Xu Bin took Jiang Tianyi's hand and walked back to the city, Jiang Tianyi said: "But even if your memory is already terrifying......... For example, I can remember my ovulation with my brain........."

Xu Bin laughed and said, "That's because I want to remember, the most terrible thing is that I can't forget what I want to forget, but I can do it now." I know you usually wear size 36 shoes. ”

Jiang Tianyi said that he was very satisfied.

Then Xu Bin continued: "I still remember what color underwear you wore the first time. ”

Jiang Tianyi let out a loud sigh, she wanted to grab Xu Bin's arm and twist it, because she didn't know if he had a lower limit, but she still really kept the underwear, because it meant a lot to her, "Then there will be a little bleeding in the next two days, I want to throw away that little underwear, because there will be bacteria if it can't be washed, I really remember what color it is, you say?" I'll see where your lower limit is! ”

Xu Bin looked at her unhurriedly, as if she was molesting his wife now, her resistance was much better, but she would unconsciously reveal the same expression as if she had been scratched by a cat, which was particularly cute, which was what he liked the most: "Oh, purple and pink lace panties, right~~ Hehe, it's so memorable, why don't you sell it to me, I'll recycle it at a high price~~"

Jiang Tianyi blushed, turned his head and turned his face away from the air on the side and said, "Are you disgusting!" Why are you so thick-skinned! ”

Xu Bin hugged Jiang Tianyi's waist and said, "How can I be called thick-skinned when I am so affectionate and meaningful?" Didn't I say you'd be responsible for you if I wanted it! ”

Jiang Tianyi said: "You are the routine of picking up girls!" I just thought that it was already like this anyway, and I haven't experienced sex at 29 years old, and it's too embarrassing to say it, so no matter what, I can't disgrace the organization anymore! ”

Xu Bin looked at her and said: "I was really sincere at that time, and I dared to have the slightest lie." At first, I thought you were a drama spirit, a man like me who exudes hormones all over your body, you don't come to seduce me with your body, this is not in line with the routine, so for a woman like you who doesn't play according to the routine, I will consider boiling a toad in warm water, but when I touched your waist, I was thinking, how could it be so wrong, you don't look dull? When I took off your clothes and saw how nervous you were, I thought, 'No!' Such a big leak for me to pick up! The meeting of you ignited all my desire to conquer, I never wanted to force you, but I never wanted to give you to anyone. ”

Jiang Tianyi lowered his head without desire and said, "Why do you have to remember so clearly when I am so embarrassed, forget it...... I said I wanted to bring you back......... As a result, you're more combative every time...... How so...... Not at all realistic......"

How could Xu Bin forget about this incident, it was the first time that the other party had the most sincere naked relationship: "I don't think I'm embarrassed, besides, my husband is capable, is this unrealistic?" Then do you want the husband and wife to live in disharmony, I tell you that I have saved this for 20 years, and I am in good health! Don't think about how to escape your conjugal obligations! ”

Jiang Tianyi shook his head vigorously: "Whoa, whoa!" I don't listen...! It's a magic sound! My physical strength is not as good as yours! ”

Xu Bin said disapprerovingly: "This is a good thing, it shows that you are more sensitive." If it weren't for this effect, I would be suspicious, are you not very satisfied with me and deliberately pretending to be drunk and excited, you know that the gender survey articles published in the journal Nature say that the vast majority of women are disguising themselves in their sex life, and there are all kinds of terrible expressions of girls once they turn their backs on the hot search, accusing men of being self-centered in the process of sex, and soon losing interest in sex life! I tell you, don't underestimate the relationship between the sexes, which is the foundation of human society. ”

Jiang Tianyi looked up to the sky and sighed and said, "Ahhh......hh This is the effect of having a scholarly husband, and everything can find a scientific basis to prove that all of his over-the-top behaviors are correct", and then Jiang Tianyi whispered, "I don't know how long the sensitive period will last...... Of course, she knows that Mr. Xu must hope that this sensitive period is endless.

Xu Bin pinched Jiang Tianyi's small palm and led her away and said, "Do you know why the probability of a couple breaking up in the office is so high now?" Too much pressure in life, too much pressure on the man from the girl, plus heavy eating habits, smoking and alcoholism, etc., will affect the life of the couple. Your high education does not affect the normal life and pastime, and the lifestyle is very regular, the diet is light and cherish the sleep and rest time, which determines that you are full of energy, some girls are not good, the skin is hung by skin care products, but the nervous system and immunity are particularly bad, and the organ failure is also fast. There are many people with high degrees and PhDs who don't come home at night or are in the late stage of procrastination, and their hair turns gray quickly. Like Brother Qingzhu is this kind of typical, people who are almost 36 have not found a suitable girlfriend, people are boiling like bamboo chips, I let him rest, he never listens, immersed in the world of brain holes. He also can't read comics and the like, but he thinks it's too superficial, so he can only read journals and academic papers as if he were reading novels......... Moreover, there are almost no women who can chat with him, I see you are different, there are still quite a lot of comics on your bookshelf, and you have read a lot of little yellow books, which is like a normal person. ”

Jiang Tianyi can no longer express his feelings by looking up to the sky and howling: "I...... How do I think you're sarcastic about me?! ”

Xu Bin looked at her and said: "Of course it's not sarcasm, I just think it's incredible, you have a man's mind but can maintain the spirit of a little girl, which is indeed relatively rare on this earth." The factors of brain age and brain sex cannot be ignored, for people after the age of 35, the spirit is the primary, the flesh is secondary, and the United Nations standard for classifying middle-aged people is 35 years old is an important watershed. ”

Jiang Tianyi also nodded: "Isn't it, listening to your mentor's analysis today, I very much agree with what he said about Lisi. Niafu's brain gender is supposed to be masculine, and she has very few emotional operations, but is her brain really about 25 years old? ”