Popular science: Emei School, a famous private aristocratic girls' school in Shuzhong, closed teaching, one-to-many large class teaching mode, mainly cultivating swordsmen and normal talents, but also the main birthplace and misinterpretation of feminism, because of the high requirements for the disciple's family background and physique, so the admission rate is very low, please be cautious to apply; The rope to the city, a kind of rope used to silently climb the city wall, is extremely long, has a very high transmission of the true qi of the Tang Gate, and has low cost, and is one of the main inventions of the current elders of the Tang Gate.

"Shuzhong is a magical place."

"The acacia seeds, croton trees, hook kisses, white-flowered mandalas, orchid grass, tea poison moths, as well as the gold and silver blood snakes and ice insects that you have imagined by yourself, not only enrich the legends on the rivers and lakes, but also make Shuzhong a little notorious. However, the sects established in this territory are basically a little bit related to the above-mentioned specialties: poisoning, beasts, hidden weapons, and even the palace sand of the Qingliu Emei faction next door must use local scorpions to kill tigers. ”

"This means that few people will not want to come here to make a fuss, and the fewer people, the more poisons there are, and the easier it will be; The more poisons, the fewer people. Virtuous cycle, sustainable development, the unity of nature and man, and the Tao is natural. I don't know what I'm talking about, but you should know what I mean. These lovely animals and plants constitute the characteristic culture of the Shuzhong sect, and we are also obliged to ensure their healthy growth. ”

"Usually people come here to pick herbs and make some extra money, but the big sects generally turn a blind eye, and the small sects are even willing to hire farmers to help pick medicines."

"But it's better for you to set fire to the mountain? Didn't the family tell you that children should not play with fire? Do you know if you can pee on the kang? ”

"It's not a burning mountain, it's a picnic? Do you know how forest fires appeared? Can't you see the 'No Open Fire' sign at the foot of the mountain? The open space in the middle of your camp is about to burn bald, to be honest, what is the result of being caught by those Lin Guan who eat official meals? ”

The uncles' eyes narrowed, and they seemed to be a little angry. Isn't that a bit too much? But what they did just wasn't right. A group of people who don't know how to protect the natural environment can be useful even if they want to do good deeds? Master said that men must not be cowardly at such times, and must use great love to influence bad people. Beating is kissing, scolding, and love, and when they become enlightened, they will definitely be grateful to me, Tang Aotian, a righteous partner. What if you fall in love with me? There are also handsome uncles among them, and their daughters will probably be very beautiful, which is acceptable. But what if they themselves take a fancy to me? Do you want to agree? So shy, so shy.

"Don't love me too much, if you feel that you can't repay me, I'll be satisfied with just a few thousand taels of silver." People still have to learn to be content. Forget about the beauty, just give a little money to spend. Master is right when he says that knowing how to be grateful and satisfied can improve one's happiness and satisfaction in life. Also, I live like an animal in the animal pen all my life, I am happy when I give a little benefit, and my dream is to be able to eat and sleep. If you don't know anything about the outside world, you don't want to know anything, and you don't need to know anything, what's the reason not to be happy when you're soaked in chicken soup all day? This is probably the so-called "bear training method" and "behavior modification".

In the face of a simple and modest good boy like me, the eyes of several middle-aged uncles in front of me became more and more cold, with a disdainful smile on the corner of their mouths, and they looked ignorant and crumbled, and one of them even came over and pulled the rope to hang me higher.

…… Aang, yes, I'm not wrong, I was tied up.

They used a way of tying up that was very popular in the rivers and lakes. Start by chopping a long stick, probably longer than the height of the person being kidnapped. Then let the poor unlucky bastard turn his back face down and lay the stick flat on his back. Then he took a thick hemp rope and wrapped it around his neck, and wrapped it around his neck—and the stick went around it—and it was almost to his ankles. At this time, tighten the rope between your feet, and then thread it back from your feet along the gap between your feet. Finally, bolt a heavy object, and you can hang people at any height at will.

Don't worry about people being strangled, and there is no air focus point like hanging, generally not a martial arts master with rigid internal force or an external skill with innate divine power, and the kidnapped person will probably not be able to escape unless they are untied. Whether it is used as a trap or for interrogation, it is a very good tool.

But this type of binding must meet three conditions at the same time, one is to ensure that the person being tied has little resistance during the whole process, the second is that the rope must be long enough, and the third is to have a stick at hand. So although it is widely spread in the rivers and lakes, there are very few who are really lucky enough to be tied up.

I'm miserable, and all three conditions are just met. After the crash, I fainted immediately after hitting the mountain, I was in the forest, and in my backpack was the "rope to the city" - is the hemp rope longer than the height of the city wall still higher than me? It's a good thing, it's my honor to be consumed by the legendary method......

! I haven't even come out of the mountain for such a long time, how can I hang it!

We must find a way to get out of this group of vicious bad uncles. The disciples of the Tang Sect must not admit defeat!

"What? Let me be a mountain guide? But just put me down and not untie the rope? Yes! There's nothing wrong with it at all, Lao Tie! You take my things and give them to me later? Okay, okay, just pay me back. Oops, hey, hey? Don't take off this garment, it will tear the garment if you take it off through the rope. Rest assured, there must be nothing in there, and if there is, I would have run early. ”

Every time the master bullied me with his martial arts, he said this: "A manly man must be able to bend and stretch, and he should admit it, this is not shameless, and he is not afraid of no firewood to burn." Now it seems to be a wise saying.

"Anyway, where are you going? If I don't tell me the destination, I won't be able to find you when the time comes, don't say I'm blind, this is very damaging to my professional image. "Well, killers are very credibility-oriented. Having already led them up the road for a while, I suddenly realized this serious reality.

"Huh? Ghosts? That Xiangshan in Yanjing! There's nothing to worry about here! I don't know? My hometown is in Yanjing! Tang Gate? Yes! But it won't do that 'Buddha shook his head and the Bodhisattva was afraid', how could it be so easy to bombard from the west of the city to the east of the city? It's not Lilliputian again! Have you also read the fantasy script that is not Obzhai Ketev at all, what kind of 'Blue Blue Grass' did you come here to make that 'True Qi Soaring Pill'? Ah yes, there are also the wealth and martial arts cheats left in the cave after the humiliated master of a certain sect jumped off the cliff?? I vouch for it with personality that those simply don't exist! If you want that thing, will it be your turn, uncle? We've already digested it internally, okay? The Shuzhong sect, a peerless master of wholesale, like selling cabbage, has long been out to rule the world! ”

"What is Obu Zhai Ketifu? It is the language of the Xiyi barbarians. Don't look at people as barbarians - that's why we dare to call them - they have a high level of knowledge, okay? The word means 'actual', 'objective'. I don't understand this either? That's why you're going to be cheated by those things that cheat money! “

In my short life, there were always fools who felt that the barbarians were uneducated and lacking in etiquette. I was very happy with the etiquette and invention of the rotten grain of Chen sesame seeds, and I was stupid and happy all day long. But you didn't make that thing, why are you so happy? When the barbarian firearms are all out, and you are still satisfied with the invention of the sledgehammer by your ancestors, isn't that looking for a fight?

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the martial arts, Fangshi, government, and folk Quartet masters united regardless of their previous suspicions, and the Seventeen Barbarians and Fanbangs had not yet extensively touched the mysteries of cultivation, just relying on those ordinary people who would finish playing next to each other, and even if the masters didn't pay attention, they would have been killed by several shots, and the Central Plains would have changed hands long ago. Not to mention the other Tignic and Sainz they have, probably those things that are considered by the Central Plains to be the ninth class have greatly enhanced the speed of barbarians transporting military rations, grass, and materials, as well as iron boats and iron cars that conventional weapons can't even hit at all.

Everyone knows that those big battles were completely "mud figures dancing on a single-plank bridge", and if they fell, they would die. The barbarian individual soldiers were weak, the alliance was loose, the Fuso warriors illegally assembled to commit crimes, the King of Great Qin suddenly and violently died inexplicably, the crown on the head of the King of England was replaced by his masters with "Qingqing Grassland", and the King of Education rose from the Mediterranean Sea to conquer the islands to the west...... The coincidence in this is enough to open a four-year special course in the university, and the research can be used for a lifetime. You don't see those royal literati who only advertise the Fengtian carrier we won, and they already don't have to worry about eating and drinking.

But the problem is that we often prefer to be superficial, silently agreeing with you and me and using the result of "we won" to reason about the reason for "we won", believing in fantasy scripts, believing that the enemy lost because he did not know how to educate and had no wisdom.

If this goes on for another hundred years, will there still be the glory of retreating to the West Sea?

"Uncle, don't pull out a knife, even if you don't have a brain, you don't have to commit suicide! There is still hope in life! …… Uh-huh? Don't cut me! You're welcome to come over again! I shouted! I screamed! Help me!! Help me!! Someone is chopping small fresh meat!! ”

"Ding", a burst of energy hit the steel knife in the uncle's hand, leaving a small hole on it. Well, the sword qi is separated from the body, and it is three points into the wood, and it is a second-rate player on the rivers and lakes.

"Bold thief, let go of that little brother and let me come! No, it's sunny in broad daylight, and you actually tie up a young man from a good family in the wild, and you don't ambush him? The white-clothed girl standing on the branch held a sword in her right hand and a sword finger in her left hand, and the qi just now shot out from these two white fingers. Looking at her comical expression of excitement and slightly shaking legs, I am afraid that she is not another poor person who has been suffocated by the disgusting education system of the Emei faction.