"Plant Lord" couldn't be cut at the request of the editor, and the new book "God-level Idler" was released.

I'm embarrassed to say a lot of old cats.,Just go to the first chapter and try it.,If you're interested, you can take a look.。

Midday.

Hunan Province, Yan City.

inside a house.

"It's been three years......" Ling Dao, who was dressed in a delicate black suit, looked out the window with his hands and sighed.

Behind him was a table of good dishes, a full twelve dishes, and a bottle of Moutai.

Ling Dao was reborn for three years, caught up with the tide of rebirth, and came to this point.

System.

Portable old man.

Goldfinger.

Exercise cheats.

Excuse me......

Not a single one.

I didn't go to another world or parallel world, I was still reborn in the earth and China, and I was still a salted fish.

From 2018 to 2015, when everything was reborn, it is now 2018 again.

Three years later, he is still the same as the previous life, still a mediator in a small community, and he is such a sad place.

If he could remember a set of lottery numbers that year, it might be different, but unfortunately he didn't have the habit of buying lottery tickets.

If you live for a few more years, you may still be able to rely on copying buildings, and the information is not equal or something, but it's a pity that God didn't give him this face.

If it is calculated, today in the previous life is his sacrifice day, that is, he will die today.

It's a good day, it's Qingming Festival.

In the previous life, he died inexplicably, in his rented house, without any warning.

He walked peacefully, without pain, and the family members did not cry.

Why didn't the family cry?

Because Ling Dao has no family, he is an orphan.

He didn't know if he would be reborn in this life, but he felt that it was unlikely, and God would definitely not give this face.

Since he might die today, Ling Dao decided to let himself die a dignified death.

This suit cost more than 3,000, a table of vegetables cost more than 1,000, and Moutai cost more than 1,000.

Ling Dao turned around, returned to a table of dishes, and sat down on a chair with great momentum.

Take out the fruit X you just bought and put on a song "Cool and Cool".

The music played slowly, Ling Dao unscrewed Moutai and gave himself a full glass of wine.

Then he raised his neck, poured it down, and picked up a piece of Dongpo meat with chopsticks and sent it to his mouth.

After eating the meat, Ling Dao sang along, full of pride.

But while singing and singing, suddenly tears came down.

"Nima, I really don't want to die." Ling Dao wailed, without the momentum he had just now.

"Ding...... @#¥¥% System startup ......"

Suddenly, a human voice sounded abruptly.

Ling Dao is a clever man, like a dog smelling.

"System, isn't it system?"

Ling Dao asked excitedly.

"¥%#%System Failure Boot Failed ......"

"......" Ling said.

"Hold the grass, your uncle, did you kill me today in the last life? You broken system. Ling Dao was dumbfounded for a long time and shouted.

But the unknown system did not answer him.

No wonder he walked so peacefully, Ling Dao felt that this was 100% the fault of this unknown system that killed him.

If you are particularly sick, treat it, don't cheat Lao Tzu.

"The system failure enters the recovery stage, the estimated recovery time is unpredictable, and the preparatory plan is initiated."

"And a plan?"

Ling Dao's was like riding a roller coaster, and he became excited again.

System: "Temporarily give away a newbie draw." ”

"It's kind of conscientious." Ling Dao said happily, the system can't be used, and having a newbie package is better than having nothing like now.

System: "Ding, the extraction is complete, congratulations to the host for drawing a hammer." ”

"I haven't smoked yet?" Ling Dao asked with a confused expression, this is not a serious system no matter how you look at it.

System: "Sorry for the glitch." ”

"I think you're mentally retarded." Ling Dao scolded with a black face.

System: "If it's good for me, you'll walk more peacefully than last time." ”

"......" Ling Dao scolded in his heart: "Damn, I knew it was caused by this retarded person." ”

System: "Extraction or not?" ”

"Wait, what did you just say...... You repeat. Ling Dao tugged at the mouth of his shirt, which strangled his neck that was about to breathe fire.

System: "Congratulations to the host for drawing a hammer." ”

"A hammer, congratulations to your sister, you are a hammer." Ling Dao slapped his palm on the table and shouted, if you don't say anything, just give you a hammer, won't your conscience hurt?

System: "Again, I don't have the ability to erase the host right now, but it's still possible to make your life unmanageable." ”

"Rejoice, rejoice."

"What's the use of the system brother hammer?"

Ling Dao asked with a smile.

System: "Turning stones into golden hammers, limited to one time a day." ”

"You mean you can hammer stones into gold?" Ling Dao asked fieryly.

System: "No, one day can fulfill the reasonable wishes of one another." ”

"Someone else's desire? I have a yarn relationship. Ling Dao was not happy.

System: "Retarded, think of religious believers." ”

"You are ......" Ling Dao just wanted to scold, but he calmed down again when he thought of the warning in front of the system.

When I think about it, I think this hammer is awesome.

"What is the reasonable range?" Ling Dao asked.

System: "It's like asking God to worship the Buddha and making a wish, to realize it yourself, I'm going to fix the fault, alas, it's not good for three years." ”

"Enlighten yourself? Three years still haven't gotten better? ......" Ling Dao said confusedly, MMP's is really a pit, "Wait for my hammer?" ”

"Huh!"

A large black hammer about 1.5 meters long appeared out of thin air.

"Bang!"

It fell on the floor at once, and the floor tiles were smashed and cracked.

Ling Dao looked at the big hammer and twitched his mouth, "How to use it?" ”

System: "Just smash people's heads." ”

"Just smash someone's head, are you sure I won't be more peaceful than walking in your hands?" Ling Dao was going crazy, with such a big hammer, he estimated that he would have to leave peacefully again.

But the system didn't make any more sounds.

"him, go out and try it first." Ling Dao's heart was horizontal, and he walked over to lift the sledgehammer, but it seemed that there was no weight in his hand.

Ling Dao looked at the hammer in his hand, and then at his knee, "You shouldn't be able to pit me again." ”

"Bang!"

"Hold the grass!"

Ling Dao knelt directly, and his tears almost didn't come out.

System: "I forgot to tell you, it's a real hammer to yourself or an object, and no one else can see the hammer except the host." ”

“…… ＆％…… &"Ling Dao.

……

"Come on, Lotte tell Uncle Ling if you have any wishes, and Uncle Ling will help you realize them." Ling Dao stuck the sledgehammer on the belt on his back and said to a little chubby kid who looked like a three-year-old.

And Ling Dao went all the way, confirming that this hammer is indeed invisible to others, and it will not cause the clothes to bulge when placed on the body, as if there is another space, which is magical.

But I still don't dare to find an adult, Ling Dao, in case I am pitted by this mentally retarded system, I have to be killed as a neuropath.

"Uncle Ling, have you collected all seven dragon balls?" Lotte looked at Ling Dao excitedly and asked.

"Uh......" Ling Dao pretended to be mysterious: "Say your wish"

"I want to become Ultraman." Lotte took the little Ultraman in his hand and said seriously.

"This one becomes Ultraman, I'll go to the M78 Nebula another day and get you a transformer back, but now Uncle Ling doesn't have time, you can change to a simple one." Ling Dao touched the handle of the hammer in his hand and said.

"Then I want a King Ultra toy." Lotte looked at the Ultraman in his hand and said, "I have all the other Ultramans, and I just need an Ultraman King, and I have always wanted it, but his mother has never agreed to buy it for him."

"This one can be, it can. Lotte, you close your eyes first, don't open them, wait for your uncle to fulfill your wish, remember not to open your eyes, otherwise it won't work. Ling Tianle said happily.

When Lotte heard this, he closed his eyes directly.

Ling Dao saw Lotte's small appearance, and then looked at the big black hammer and lifted it carefully, and then lightly touched the hammer to Lotte's head.

Lotte didn't feel anything touch him, Ling Dao looked at Lotte and the changes around him, but there was no hair.

"System, what about reasonable wishes? Can't make a toy out of a hammer? Ling Dao asked in his heart.

But the system didn't answer him.

"Pit." Ling Dao howled in his heart.

"Uncle, are you alright?" Lotte asked impatiently, eager to open his eyes.

"Wait, it'll be right away." Ling Dao said.

Then he took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his body painfully, this is the last one, he thought he would die today, and he spent all the money, and this hundred was reserved for the person who collected his body.

"When, when, when...... Open your eyes. Ling Dao shouted as he tried not to cry.

"Thank you, Uncle Ling." Lotte opened his eyes and saw that it was Zhang Baibai, and happily snatched it.

"Uncle will take you to buy it?" Ling Dao stared at the hundred and said, there should be some money to buy one.

"No, Mom said don't bother others." Lotte said seriously.

"No trouble, no trouble, Uncle Ling is resting today, I have time to accompany you." Ling Dao said.

Lotte put the money in his pocket, "Uncle Ling, you have time, you can go to the M78 Nebula to help me get the transformer, and I'll go buy King Ultra myself." ”

"......" Ling said.

Finally, under Ling Dao's enthusiastic insistence, he took Lotte to the small supermarket in the community.

"Lotte, what do you see Dad bought you?" At this time, Lotte's father, Le Huihong, was riding an electric car with one hand and shouting at Lotte with an Ultra King toy in his hand.

"Hold the grass ......" Ling Dao, who led Lotte, lost his voice directly.

"Uncle speaks civilly, hold the king of grass Nima Ott." Lotte looked at the shocked Ling Dao and said excitedly.