The Xiao Family Chapter 3 The Way Home
Stepping on the plane back to China again, Zhao Qing'an was full of emotion in his heart, not to mention what happened to his country after crossing, it was enough to be at this airport alone, and he got on the plane three times before and after.
Take the ticket to the business class, smoothly find your place, I have to say that the business class is much better than the economy class, in the economy class to meet a little leg long people, even the legs can not be opened, let alone the legs, but in the business class, a little put down the chair, you can be used as half a bed.
I don't know what's wrong with my body, I know that I have been sleeping for a lot of time before and after, but as soon as I see the seat, I want to rest and rest.
Maybe he was too tired some time ago, Zhao Qingan could only comfort himself like this, in order not to be troubled by the flight attendant, Zhao Qingan didn't wait for the notice, so he buckled the seat belt first, and fell asleep not long after.
In the confusion, it was still that fragrant wind, and judging from the smell, it was generally judged that this person who seemed, seemed, and could be the person who sat next to him on the last plane, should also be regarded as fate! Do you want to get up to say hello and talk, think about it, forget it, it's important to sleep by yourself.
According to Murphy's theorem, the more you don't want things to happen, the more things will happen, before going to bed, Zhao Qingan sent a large number of wishes to the gods and Buddhas, hoping that the plane could return home safely, but it backfired, and there was a problem with the plane halfway through, and the problem was the control system, as if some hacker was attacking the computer system of the plane.
The crew panicked, and the passengers were not calm, it seemed that the plane was a little too upside down, and they could drench themselves if they wanted to drink saliva, which seemed to be a little bigger, right?
The flight attendant comforted the passengers over and over again, but it didn't seem to have much effect, except for panic and panic. Someone almost jumped off the plane, if it weren't for the fact that this is 10,000 meters in the air, I believe someone would definitely do it.
It was so bumpy, Zhao Qingan couldn't even do it without opening his eyes, so he pulled off the blindfold angrily, and shouted, "What are you doing?" I won't let you sleep."
The buddy who was separated from Zhao Qing'an in the aisle, when he heard Zhao Qing'an's words, he said a little playfully: "Wait for the plane to have an accident, some of you will sleep"
Zhao Qingan was stunned for a moment, looked around, and after hearing the broadcast of the crew, what did he understand? Immediately stopped talking, but his little heart was about to jump to his throat, he had already died once, but don't die a second time in an unknown way, next time he won't have such good luck to let himself play through.
Maybe it was because he saw Zhao Qingan's nervousness or timidity, and the person sitting next to Zhao Qingan "cut" with disdain.
Hearing this, Zhao Qingan turned his head to look at the people around him, and couldn't help but light up, he was really a beauty sitting next to him, thinking about sitting next door twice in a row, this is too fateful.
White skin and beautiful appearance, this kind of adjective is not enough to describe this beauty, much more beautiful than the stars after plastic surgery, coupled with the chest that makes people's blood gush, a man will have a primitive impulse.
If there is anything imperfect, it is that this waist circumference looks a little bigger, but this does not affect the overall situation.
When Zhao Qing'an was "observing" Xiao Wenxuan, Xiao Wenxuan also looked at Zhao Qing'an a little, a complete gentleman, not to mention the blue nose and swollen face, the clothes were nondescript, and there was so much cologne sprayed on the body, in addition to this, there was an indescribable smell, coupled with the squinting eyes of the clothes, Xiao Wenxuan shouted in disgust: "What do you see... β
Realizing that he was rude, Zhao Qingan retracted his gaze stupidly, and instead sat in his place honestly, it is strange to say, the plane was originally very turbulent, but when Zhao Qingan woke up, all the problems disappeared again, and everything returned to normal.
The crew is glad that a crisis has passed, but also really wondered, how can there be such a fatal problem in this good end, it stands to reason that this model has flown for nearly ten years, and the problems should be solved, how can this kind of accident occur, maybe it is because the ground crew is too irresponsible, and they should also complain about the ground staff, which is simply joking with their own lives.
Out of the corner of his eye, he paid attention to the other party's disgusted nose, Zhao Qingan suddenly blushed, if there were people sitting next to him, he would be willing to stink it again, and smoke people out of illness, as for now it is also a shame, it is estimated that his image has completely collapsed, and he has met twice, and he was all troubled by this strange smell.
Impulsiveness is a behavior that every man has, for such a beautiful beauty, everyone wants to take a second look, and Zhao Qingan can't help but look at Xiao Wenxuan with the corner of his eye.
For this kind of ill-intentioned scrutiny, Xiao Wenxuan himself itched fiercely, but he was helpless, it seemed that there was no provision in the law that a person could not be looked at by another person, helplessly, Xiao Wenxuan could only glare at Zhao Qingan viciously, and then turned his head angrily and sat on the other side.
In fact, it's no wonder that Zhao Qing'an, in his previous life, was a code farmer, for this level of beauty basically only stayed on the computer hard drive, it is rare to see in real life, in this life, in the face of this world of flowers and flowers, I haven't enjoyed it much, so basically I haven't been in contact with women, plus because I left twice in a row in the previous life, and I was afraid of getting sick outside, so I was basically in a state where I had nowhere to vent, so it was normal to become a pig brother.
Maybe it's been holding back for too long, or maybe Zhao Qing'an's nature exploded, Zhao Qing'an's ghost sent a sentence: "Hello, beauty, what do you call it?" β
"Poof"
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Xiao Wenxuan didn't speak, but he amused the people around him, he had never seen such a dick silk A man greeted a beautiful woman in this way, and he didn't know how this business class was seated, could it be that the airline was engaged in a promotion, and he accidentally won the lottery.
Zhao Qing'an was depressed in his heart, feeling the hot and slightly contemptuous eyes around him, but he didn't say the following words.
Xiao Wenxuan didn't bother to deal with Zhao Qing'an, so he still turned sideways and told Zhao Qing'an in action, this girl doesn't look down on you, you stay away from me.
I don't know who muttered in a low voice, "The toad wants to eat swan meat, it's delusionalγγγγγγ β
Although these words were light, they fell into Zhao Qingan's ears word for word, Zhao Qing'an was so angry in his heart that he didn't want to scold: "Lao Tzu is flirting with the actress of the Japanese action movie, it's your!" β
As soon as the words fell, the people who understood were stunned, and it took a few seconds to understand what this meant, although some people didn't know what to do, but there were still quite a lot of people who were so happy that even the eyes that looked at Xiao Wenxuan and looked at the goddess began to become obscene.
The clay figure still has three points, when did Xiao Wenxuan, who had the temper of the eldest lady, suffer from this bird anger, he didn't even think about it, and he turned around and was about to give Zhao Qingan a slap.
"Let go" Xiao Wenxuan said angrily, thinking that he could teach Zhao Qingan a lesson, but who knows, his hand was caught by the other party.
Zhao Qingan looked at Xiao Wenxuan's hand and was stunned, it seemed that his reaction seemed to be a bit extraordinary.
One hand was caught, and there was another hand, Xiao Wenxuan, who was angry, got up and waved another slap to teach Zhao Qingan a lesson, but in the next second, it was a bump in the plane that was so good that he couldn't die, and Xiao Wenxuan accidentally put his whole body on Zhao Qingan's body.
It just so happened that the flight attendant of the Japanese Kingdom heard the demonic laughter coming from the business class just now, so he came over to check, and saw the extremely indecent scene of Zhao Qingan and Xiao Wenxuan, and he was also stunned.
Fortunately, the professional quality is still a little, and he immediately reminded him very "kindly": "Sir, Miss, for the safety of you and other passengers, can you please sit back in your seats?" β
Zhao Qingan wanted to quit the army, but Xiao Wenxuan didn't cooperate at all, but intensified his efforts to clean up Zhao Qingan, but his two hands were controlled, so he had no choice but to move his feet.
It's not enough to move your feet, and you're still scolding vigorously, but I don't know if it's because your upbringing is too good, or what's the reason, this scolding words, just a few sentences back and forth, and the amount of words is a little low.
Zhao Qing'an was depressed, how could he be so dignified that he could provoke such a crazy woman, she looked very dignified on the outside, but this crazy person was like a female bear, and she couldn't stop it.
What's worse is that I don't know if it's a brain convulsion, it stands to reason that my mind is not confused, women have seen less, but at least they have experienced a lot of things, and the world they should have seen is still seen, how can they inexplicably make insulting words and flirt with others.
This thing is so insulted by someone on your own, I guess I can't stand it, it's light to fight, and it's possible to guys.
Could it be the sequelae of the crossing? also said that the original gentleman Zhao Qingan affected him?
As soon as the flight attendant saw that things were out of control, he hurriedly called the police, and he tried to pull Xiao Wenxuan away.
It's just that Xiao Wenxuan is angry, this is crazy, who can stop it, not only did the flight attendant not pull away, but he was also caught in, and he was inexplicably hit a few times.
On a ship or on a train, a conflict between two people will not have too serious consequences, but it is different on an airplane, and any abnormal thing can affect the safety of all passengers.
And the passengers in the business class, more or less have a bit of identity, seeing the two of them making trouble here endlessly, they can't look down at it at the moment, and they all come up to want to pull the two people apart, but now Xiao Wenxuan is like an octopus, and his whole body is wrapped around Zhao Qingan, if this scene is put on the bed, it is indeed fragrant enough, but forget it here, Zhao Qingan hates himself a little now, why is he so cheap, he was worried enough about returning to China, but now that he is good, he has a moth again.
The police came soon, and with the help of other passengers, Xiao Wenxuan was a woman after all, so he was quickly pulled up.
Taking advantage of this kung fu, Zhao Qingan was free, looking at the scratches on his arms, feeling the hot pain on his face, needless to say that he had been scratched, his appearance originally belonged to the state of an invisible person, and the addition of this old wound and new scar is estimated to basically belong to the kind of ghost sorrow, and it is a person who will not think that he will be a good person like this.
After Xiao Wenxuan went crazy, he also calmed down, rubbed his stomach inexplicably, and felt that he didn't seem to hurt anything, and then he was relieved.
The cause of the incident was nothing more than Zhao Qingan's joke, but the Japanese flight attendant obviously didn't know the reason, and saw Zhao Qingan and Xiao Wenxuan sitting together, and they seemed to be about the same age, and it was even more coincidental that Zhao Qingan's coat seemed to be a bit of a couple's outfit with Xiao Wenxuan's coat, so he didn't ask, and attributed this matter to a couple's conflict.
After listening to the flight attendant's explanation, the police officer understood something a little, and said very unceremoniously: "I don't care what conflicts you two husband and wife have, if you continue to make trouble on the plane, I will arrest you for endangering aviation safety, understand?" β
"Two couples?" Zhao Qing'an wondered in his heart, how could he marry this crazy woman by himself, this rhythm seems to be too fast, if he says a few more words, can he directly grow old.
Turning his head to look at Xiao Wenxuan, and then thinking about what he looked like just now, Zhao Qingan quickly threw this idea out of his mind, joking, this is a typical rhythm of death, marrying such a wife, and in the future, he will not have to go to the house twice in three days to uncover the tiles.
Xiao Wenxuan obviously didn't understand the Chinese language, and Zhao Qing'an's continued troubles would not be good for him to eat, so he immediately admitted his mistake and said: "Okay, we will definitely not commit it"
After speaking, he turned his head and said to Xiao Wenxuan: "This devil said, if we continue to make trouble, let us go back to the Wa Kingdom and lock us up for a while, if you want to go, then I can't help it, but if you don't want to, then act as if what happened just now didn't happen."
Xiao Wenxuan frowned, thought for a while, and obviously had some concerns.
Zhao Qing'an struck while the iron was hot, "What happened just now was I went too far, I'm very sorry, everyone is from Qin, you can't lose the face of the country outside, besides, if this thing is spread out, it's not good for your image, I don't care if I'm a man, I've been beaten like this anyway, but you're a woman, if the appearance just now spreads, it's not good to find your in-laws!"
"Hmph" Xiao Wenxuan was helpless, obviously the two words of his mother-in-law deeply hurt him, but he was helpless, after thinking about it, he still planned to calm things down, but when he thought of sitting with Zhao Qing'an, his mouth was full of disgust, so he turned his head and said to the Japanese flight attendant: "Give me a change of position, I don't want to sit with a pervert"
The waiter looked confused, only to see Xiao Wenxuan's mouth move again, as for what it means to jump out of his mouth, only God knows.
Zhao Qing'an was depressed in his heart, and he became a pervert if he was so dignified, this is too demeaning to people, he didn't think about it, so he took advantage and said: "My wife doesn't want to sit with me, so please change your seat."
Hearing Zhao Qing'an's explanation, the flight attendant understood in seconds, but said in embarrassment: "At present, only the luxury class still has seats, so I don't know if the mileage for the two is enough, if it is not enough, the price is γγγγγγ β
Zhao Qing'an thought that his mileage was definitely not enough, and he would go abroad to return to China for a few trips when he was full of days, and he would use his own money to upgrade the enemy's family, which was a typical problem, and even if he was promoted, he might not necessarily appreciate it.
I had no choice but to turn my head and say: "Only the luxury cabin has a vacant seat, either spend money or use miles, which one do you use?" β
Xiao Wenxuan looked at Zhao Qingan with disdain, and then entered the luxury cabin under the leadership of the flight attendant.
Zhao Qingan is too lazy to care about this kind of person, it's better not to sit next to him, out of sight, out of mind, and clean.