Chapter 59 On pretending, who wouldn't?

"Of course I have money! Of course you don't have any money!

You can't afford any of the clothes I have. This is my small handbag, which was given to me by my mother for my birthday last month, worth 40,000 yuan. ”

Zhang Lili's proud pink handbag rested on the table, and glanced at Jerry Chen with disdain.

She looked at Gong Xuewei again and said, "Xuewei, I don't know how you are?" He turned his face against me for such a poor man, but I must tell you seriously, it is impossible between you. How can people like us like the poor like us! ”

Gong Xuewei raised her eyebrows and was about to have a seizure, she had already warned the other party just now, but she didn't expect Zhang Lili to dare to look down on Jerry's brother.

Jerry Chen hurriedly stopped her, this little witch should not have another seizure, if it goes on like this, if people misunderstand the relationship between the two again, he will not be able to wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

"Are you showing off your wealth to me? Little girl, do you know that a person's greatest wealth is not money, but knowledge, learning, and connotation. ”

Jerry Chen said slowly, he had an idea in his heart just now.

In terms of money, he is naturally not as good as these rich ladies, but he has the ability to learn in the live broadcast room of the God Realm!

Zhang Lili pursed her lips, with a look of disdain, and she was still knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and only a fool would believe it.

Is it really when she is a primary school student, so easy to coax?

The big pie face and the small tail on one side also had a disapproving expression.

Jerry Chen took out his mobile phone from his arms and slapped it on the table with a bang.

"Didn't your teacher tell you? The gentleman hides his weapon in his body, waiting for the opportunity to move, is it not timely and immovable? ”

The mobile phone is a cool phone charge, and it is exclusive to Dick Silk.

"Hahaha, do you want to laugh at me? Just this copycat? Do you know that my phone is an Apple 8?"

Zhang Lili obviously knew about the phone, and laughed with her waist crossed, looking happy.

As she spoke, she was about to take out her casse from her handbag to open the eyes of the dirt bun in front of her.

"Therefore, if you have no knowledge or culture, you can only see the surface of things, and you can't see the deeper connotation. This is not an ordinary mobile phone, after my transformation, not only can send and receive text messages, make calls, surf the Internet, but also remotely control small animals, so that people and animals can live in harmony. ”

Jerry Chen was talking solemnly, and at this time, a small bird happened to fly by outside the window.

He hurriedly silently used the "beast control skill" to send it towards the bird, and at the same time stood up and waved the mobile phone in his hand in the eyes of everyone.

In the stunned eyes of everyone, Jerry Chen held his mobile phone to draw a circle, and at the same time controlled the birds outside the window to fly synchronously and draw a beautiful circle.

"This ...... It's amazing! The silent and introverted little tail stood up excitedly at this moment, covering his mouth and looking at the bird outside the window.

"How, exactly? Why is this phone so amazing? The big pie face looked directly at the mobile phone in Jerry Chen's hand, and the heat in his eyes was eager to snatch it over immediately and take it for himself.

Gong Xuewei is naturally the same, looking at Jerry Chen's mobile phone with bright eyes, her heart is like a small hand circling, and she finally stopped the urge to stand up and snatch it.

She stood up and said to Zhang Lili proudly, "Zhang Lili, have you seen it, isn't Jerry's brother's mobile phone as good as yours?" I don't think I'll sell you for as much as my Jerry's brother's phone. ”

She already regarded Chen Jierun as her future boyfriend in her heart, and of course the envious expression of the big pie face and the little tail was seen by her, and she only felt very face-saving.

Zhang Lili's action of preparing to take out the Apple 8 can't continue, what if she takes it out?

Is it possible to control the birds?

It is clear that the battle has not been lost.

"You must be cheating, how can the mobile phone remotely control the bird!" Zhang Lili was unwilling to admit defeat, and stretched out her hand to ask Jerry Chen.

With her words, Gong Xuewei's three daughters also looked at Jerry Chen curiously, after all, this matter was beyond the inherent thinking of the three of them.

"That's why I said that you are uneducated and uneducated. Forgot what I said earlier? Although money is important, a person's deeper value is culture and knowledge. ”

Jerry Chen turned on the pretending mode, with the posture of a senior pedant, and looked at Zhang Lili with hatred.

"Do you know ultrasound? Know infrasound? Do you know electromagnetic remote control? Know about sonar sound waves? Look at it, I don't know if I ask three questions, this is a manifestation of no culture and no knowledge. ”

He asked a few times in a row, and Zhang Lili, who asked, was speechless, and her face turned red.

Obviously, this knowledge is not something that a middle school student can grasp.

Jerry Chen shook the mobile phone in his hand proudly, and continued to flicker: "The inside of my mobile phone has been modified by me, and it can emit infrasound waves to simulate the frequency of a bird's courtship sound. The male bird outside the window mistakenly thought that a female bird was courting him, so he would fly up and down with my phone. ”

Of course he didn't know whether the bird outside the window was male or female, but the four girls definitely didn't know, which didn't prevent him from pretending to brag.

Sure enough, as his words fell, Gong Xuewei's three daughters' eyes were full of adoration.

"Brother Jerry, you know so much, it's amazing!" Gong Xuewei held her hands in front of her chest, looking like a nymphomaniac.

She made Jerry Chen's face twitch like this, and she always felt that this witch's transformation was too sudden and too wrong.

In fact, Jerry Chen doesn't know that there is a kind of heart in this world called "Suspension Bridge Effect", also known as "Hero Saving Beauty Effect".

Roughly speaking, a woman walks on a dangerous suspension bridge in fear. If a man appears to help her at this time, the woman will mistake the tension and stimulation of the body, the acceleration of the blood, and the throbbing of the heart as love at first sight.

Jerry Chen acted as Gong Xuewei's protective umbrella when she was most afraid and scared, facing the bald man with a scar for her, making Gong Xuewei, a girl who was not deeply involved in the world, mistakenly think that this kind of throbbing was the 'love' of love at first sight.

"So that's the case, big brother, you are so knowledgeable and educated."

The big pie face and the little follower are also worshipped.

Bang, another ballpoint pen was slapped on the table by Jerry Chen.

"Didn't your teacher tell you that you don't know the true face of Lushan, just because you are in this mountain?"

With the slap in the face of the mobile phone just now, although it was just an ordinary ballpoint pen, Zhang Lili didn't dare to speak indiscriminately.

"Brother Jerry, have you also reformed this one?" Gong Xuewei didn't have any scruples, picked up the ballpoint pen on the table and looked at it again and again, of course she couldn't see any tricks.

The little attendant and the big pie face also looked at it curiously, and looked at Jerry Chen, waiting for his explanation.

"Of course, this is no ordinary ballpoint pen, but an electron-atom collision bondage pen. To put it simply, it can release electron beams and atomic beams through the tip of the pen, making people immobilized. ”

The nouns when pretending to be forced must be high-end, atmospheric, high-grade, electron, atomic, these middle school students will never learn, right?

Sure enough, the three girls looked at Jerry Chen adoringly again, looking admiring the mountains.

"I, I don't believe it! This is just a ballpoint pen! Yes, it must be!"

Zhang Lili still didn't give up, and said with an ugly face.

"Don't believe it, do you? Then do you dare to let my ballpoint pen touch you! ”

Jerry Chen stood up and shook the ballpoint pen in his hand.