"Okay, great, you used to love to wear green dresses, and the first time I saw you wearing a red dress, it really looks good."

The pothos raised her little face and said with a proud face: "That's it, it's beautiful, and it looks good in anything." ”

Ren Xu Yu listened to the words of the green pothos, nodded and said:

"You're right! The beauty of the small face, what dress to wear is to look better. ”

When the green pothos heard this, she smashed Ren Xuyu with the shoes she had just changed, gritted her teeth and said, "Ren Xuyan, didn't you say that you would die?" ”

"It's not going to die, it's going to be crazy."

Saying that, Ren Xu rushed forward, held the little face of the green pothos, and kissed him gently: "It is estimated that tonight, Wang Yilang will not fail to recognize you, don't believe it?" Wait until he sees you. ”

Luluo pushed Ren Xu away and immediately smiled: "It's true, tease Wang Yilang, see what kind of eyesight he has, hey, you quickly call him, see where he is?" ”

Ren Xuyu opened WeChat and handed it to the green pothos: "Let's go!" Originally, we still wanted to book a big hotel, but they had already gotten off the train, arrived at the big hotel, booked the rooms, and waited for us to check out! ”

"This guy is still such a thief."

Before the pothos left, she put a little blush on her face, swept it with a big brush, put on some lip gloss, and was ready to -

Ren Xu dragged the busy little hand of the pothos and coaxed the pothos: "Let's go, concubine, it's beautiful enough, you don't need to make it again!" You are in rags, with a collapsed nose and eyes, and I love you too. ”

Pothos pursed her mouth and said disdainfully, "Cut, what's the use of what you like?" Wasting feelings. ”

Ren Xu smiled and said: "That's not necessarily, maybe one day, you take the initiative to shout for me to sleep with you!" ”

The green pothos took a step forward and kicked Ren Xuyan's ass, really kicking Ren Xuyan's two serial farts.

The pothos fanned her nose, pointed at Ren Xuyan's mouth, and said in disgust: "Ren Xuxuan, you haven't eaten vegetables and fruits for a few days?" Does it stink to fart up and down? ”

Wang Yilangding's big hotel is not far from Ren Xulang's house, Ren Xuyi knowingly complained to Wang Yilang while driving the car: "This Wang Yilang, what is it, how can you book a big hotel so far?" ”

"Yes! How can you book that far? ”

Ren Xu took the pothos and went straight to the destination, and ran to the Time Crossing Hotel booked by Wang Yilang.

Through Time Hotel, the main focus is romantic nostalgia.

Ren Xuyu and Luluo walked into the lobby of the Time Crossing Hotel, blue dreamy, shining, like moonlight, like auspicious clouds.

The Waitress inside, all dressed like Flying Chang'e, floated around in this blue moon palace.

Such a beautiful scenery, Ren Xuyu felt very beautiful, but the green pothos was angry, she was beside Ren Xuyan, scolded Wang Yilang and said: "This Wang Yilang will really go against me, knowing that I am the most annoying Moon God Niangniang in the recent stage, and help me find so many Moon God Niangniang, it is really unreasonable, if there is any demon in the future, I have to let Wang Yilang carry the black pot for me." ”

Ren Xu smiled and said: "Yes, Wang Yilang heard this, and it is estimated that he would have to wake up laughing from his dreams." ”

"Why?" Pothos asked curiously.

Ren Xu smiled and said: "You still don't know Wang Yilang, that monkey spirit, climb along the pole, and when he encounters someone who can use it, he will definitely hold his thighs and entangle them." ”

The pothos hurriedly shirked and said, "Don't! I want to hug my thighs, yours are thicker than mine, he wants to wrap you, and he has to wrap you! ”

Saying that, the two walked into the room that Wang Yilang had booked, and saw that there was no one in the room, so the two sat down, chatted and waited for Wang Yilang, and after a while, Wang Yilang walked in.

As soon as the pothos looked at it, he recognized that the person in front of him was his high school classmate Wang Yilang.

The green pothos ran over enthusiastically, wanting to hug Wang Yilang, but Wang Yilang was so frightened that he hid behind Ren Xuyu.

Wang Yilang grabbed Ren Xuyan's arm, pointed at the pothos and asked nervously, "Xuyan, who is this?" ”

Ren Xu looked at Wang Yilang's funny pretend, and only replied casually: "Your brother and sister, aren't you beautiful?" Bring it to you, please check it. ”

Wang Yilang was so angry that he beat Ren Xu with both hands and said: "I hate it, I hate it, you are so annoying, everyone in our village said that you and the pothos are getting along!" How can you throw away the pothos and bring this little woman over? Although the pothos has small eyes, small steamed buns, rough hands and feet, and belongs to an ugly woman, Xiao Lu is also the only female college student in our village, how can you see a beautiful woman and throw Xiao Lu aside? Hurry up and let this woman go home, we can't let Xiao Lu know, if we let Xiao Lu know, it will be a moment, and we will die. ”

Ren Xu covered his stomach and smiled so much that his face twitched.

The pothos on the side was so angry that his face twitched.

Luluo shouted: "Wang Yilang, give you a Japanese name: lack of heart and eyes, you are not only lacking heart eyes, but also seriously lacking!" I ask you, do you really not know my pothos? ”

Wang Yilang glanced at the green pothos with empty eyes and said: "Don't pretend, you are an authentic chick in Beijing, Xiao Lu's mouth full of slag cakes, I say that Beijing dialect is more authentic than her, how can she be like you, hey, aren't you not the host of the news network?" Speak so nicely? ”

The green pothos was praised by Wang Yilang again, and she couldn't cry or laugh.

At this time, the drinks and dishes were served one after another, and the pothos shouted: "Wang Yilang, don't pretend!" I saw your bad motives early, come and come, talk less nonsense, drink for fun, sample, I can't kill you with pothos. ”

Wang Yilang jumped up as if he had suddenly realized, and shouted: "Listen to your words, the familiar taste is back!" Well, pothos' eyes light up when it comes to wine, and I can see from these glowing eyes that you must be pothos! ”

Saying that, Wang Yilang took out a few boxes of coffee from his bag and said to the pothos: "Pothos, let's change the trick tonight, let's bet on coffee, not on alcohol?" ”

"Bet on coffee? Wang Yilang, what do you mean? What is it called betting on coffee? Lu Luo looked puzzled and looked at Wang Yilang.

Wang Yilang said unhurriedly: "Our piece can grow coffee beans!" This is the coffee made from the coffee beans we grow there, and I will bring you a few packets, you can drink it, how does it taste? ”

When the pothos heard this, she happily opened a box, took out a bag from it and looked at it carefully, and then put her nose and sniffed it and said, "It's really produced in our place, and this coffee is really fragrant." ”

Wang Yilang called Waitress and asked them to bring a few pots of boiling water, and Wang Yilang took matters into his own hands and soaked two bags in the pothos cup.

Then the two of them used coffee as wine, fist fights, and bet on coffee.

I didn't eat much food, but I drank a lot of coffee, and I drank the pothos to the point that I was about to pour it down.

Ren Xu saw that the pothos was forced by Wang Yilang, he didn't even think about it, he raised his head and drank, and quickly stopped Wang Yilang with his eyes, and then put food in the small bowl of pothos, and coaxed the pothos and said, "Don't drink anymore!" Eat something and watch your stomach. ”

The pothos suddenly coquettishly said, "I have to watch my stomach, so I have to feed it." ”

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