[876] Cults save the world

Professor Bai took the initiative to call me and find out the relationship between him and Fang Xin, which really surprised me.

Did I show my feet? I use a dual-hardware system mobile phone modified by Dr. Yu, and now I rarely switch to the "backdoor mode" that is monitored by the Science Happiness Sect, but most of the time I am in safe mode, so I should not accidentally expose the truth that I already know the Science Happiness Sect!

Yes...... I understand! It's because I'm smart and use the backdoor mode too little that Professor Bai is suspicious! I used to be monitored around the clock, but I was often "out of the service area", which in itself is a big doubt!

"Ye Lin, do you have two mobile phones now or what's the matter? I only turn on the mobile phone that we listen to when I go to the toilet, and I hope that you will call, but I can only listen to the spam calls engaged in sales, mixed with the sound of urine and urine in the toilet......"

It is estimated that Professor Bai, who has been unbearable these days, couldn't help but complain to me.

Even the matter of listening to my phone calls took the initiative to admit it! Professor Bai, do you want to be frank and lenient? It really doesn't matter if you expose me all the details of a huge cult!

Originally, I was going to play a play and personally go to Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital to visit Fang Xin, respecting him as "the master of the Heavenly Sect who knew 500 years before and 500 years later", but now Professor Bai took the initiative to call me and admit that he and Fang Xin were the founders of the Science Happiness Sect, which suddenly disrupted my pace.

"Anyway...... Professor Bai, what is the purpose of your call to me? Now that you know what I know about you, do you still want to be taken as a liar by me? Aren't you just high-IQ criminals who use scientific happiness to teach money fraud? ”

"Uh-huh," Professor Bai coughed, "Excuse me, if we are just simple liars, how can we deceive all kinds of people in society?" Unlike the Three Redemption Christianity in the rural areas of Northeast China, we did not use any threats of violence, but gathered many college students, teachers, civil servants, and entrepreneurs in Dongshan City...... Everything proves that we are a very good religion. ”

"Rhetoric! You weishenme don't compare with haode religion, but with the third uncle Christianity with a very bad reputation......"

"That, Ye Lin, I'm talking about the Three Redemptions Christian ......"

Huh? It turns out that "three redemptions" are not "three uncles"! I always thought it was "Third Uncle Christianity", and I thought it had something to do with the Third Uncle of the Southern School who wrote "Notes on Tomb Robbery"!

It seems that my knowledge of cults needs to be made up, a few days ago in a temple I found that there is a cult belief in "lifeless old mother", I am quite strange, I feel that the melancholy brother Wu Sheng recruited who provoked whom, weishenme actually someone greeted his mother......

But in any case, I will not admit my lack of knowledge in front of Professor Bai.

"It doesn't matter if it's the third uncle or the fourth uncle, in short, you are a cult like them! I won't believe what you say! The reason why you have been able to gather so many believers is because you have tapped the phones of some of them! And that includes mine! ”

"You've missed the most important point," Professor Bai's tone gradually calmed down, "and that is our causal calculation program, which has attracted Buddhist monks to attend our lectures, and your mother, Ai Shukyo, is also very interested. ”

I'm rubbing! Buddhist monks have also been fooled by you! Ai Shuqiao wants to get your causal calculation program, and you know it! If you don't calculate it yourself, you might have stolen a copy! That's too NB!

"Ye Lin, whether you believe it or not, the causal calculation program written by my son Fang Xin can already predict the future to a certain extent......"

"! You're so awesome, weishenme doesn't predict the two-color ball! Just by winning the jackpot, you can have peace of mind for the rest of your life! ”

"Theoretically, it's possible," Professor Bai was unhurried, "Fang Xin used to win a lot of money in Las Vegas with the chaos math he was good at, and was added to the permanent blacklist by the casino, but the two-color ball in Dongshan City is probably not completely running according to the random rate of mathematics, and we don't have enough information to account for human influence." ”

In other words, the two-color ball in Dongshan City is greasy, isn't it? I learned the dark side of society again! My growing impurity is a social evil!

"Ye Lin, compared to the two-color ball, it is easier for us to calculate your future, as well as the victory or defeat between you and your mother, and even the impact of your victory and defeat on the entire Shijie...... Come and join us in the Science Happiness Teaching! Not to cheat trust and steal the causal calculation program, but for the peace of mankind, sincerely join us, and then with our help, defeat your great demon mother who is trying to destroy Shijie! ”

Feed! It doesn't matter if such a second explosion of remarks comes out of the mouth of you, an old professor in his 60s! If I listen to your words, I am brain-dead! It's okay to go straight to excessive alcohol consumption to treat viral heart disease! Anyway, it's already brain-dead, and I don't worry about burning my brain again, I can completely break the jar!

"Professor Bai, although my father taught me not to discriminate against people with physical and mental disabilities, I seriously doubt that you have the same neuropathy as your son! I advise you to immediately confess your crimes to the public security officers and police, strive for leniency, and if you do a psychiatric evaluation, you may be exempted from criminal punishment......"

"Do you really think my son has a nervous disorder?" Professor Bai sneered without warning, "Can a program written by neuropathy calculate the future of many normal people, and even change their fate?" Not to mention the core part of the causal calculation program, even I, a senior programmer, can't understand it, and I still need Fang Xin to escape from the mental hospital from time to time to improve it......"

In that case, why don't you stay in a psychiatric hospital at all! I heard that Fang Xin took the initiative to register in a psychiatric hospital in order to obtain an "undisturbed thinking space", otherwise he had a family in Dongshan City, and he was not a violent psychopath, so there was no reason why he had been locked up in a psychiatric hospital.

"Isn't he intermittently psychotic?" I asked, "Isn't it strange that when you're not mentally ill, you can maintain the programs you write?" ”

"Big mistake!" Professor Bai denied, "The core part of the causal calculation program was written by Fang Xin when he was at the height of his mental illness!" When he had a psychotic attack, it was as if he had changed as a different person, and even I, as a father, felt strange and frightened, maybe he was possessed by alien creatures! Or as he himself said, he is the vessel of some high-level god shijie in reality! The causal program is a gift from God to mankind! ”

I'll it! The highest level of creating a cult is to believe it to be true to zuihou himself! Professor Bai, you have become a believer in your son yourself! Look at this jiashi, the Science Happiness Sect is qualified to become a fighter in the cult, and there is hope to rush out of Asia and go to shijie before Chinese football!

At seven o'clock in the evening, a dark blue lightning appeared in the distance in the lead-gray sky, and the reason why the color was so strange was perhaps too far away, perhaps due to atmospheric scattering, or perhaps ...... I mean, perhaps, because Professor Bai said that Fang Xin, the son of the Divine Container, was wearing the No. 113 hospital gown of Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital, and was standing at the intersection more than a dozen steps away waiting for me.

"The rest of the words are up to my son...... Or something in him, come and tell you. ”

Professor Bai ended with a terrifying remark and stopped talking to me.

Fang Xin, who was thin, stood in the wind, moving his translucent pupils towards me, with a strange smile on his face.

I shuddered, "You...... You escaped from the psychiatric hospital again? weishenme you can always escape, you can always find me? ”

I suddenly realized that Fang Xin was able to determine my location, and earlier it must have relied on the satellite positioning of the back door of the mobile phone, but now that I used the mobile phone security mode, Professor Bai called me again and estimated my location in a way similar to the location of the police phone, which is not surprising.

So it's not strange that Fang Xin was able to find me, the strange thing is that since he was admitted to a psychiatric hospital and became patient No. 113, he shouldn't be able to escape from the psychiatric hospital at will and wander the streets like he is now.

"There is a law to everything." Fang Xin said in an empty and cold voice, "The situation on duty in the mental hospital, the change of guard, you can feel the rules, as long as you abide by the rules and don't make mistakes, you can do things that are like miracles in the eyes of mortals, and get out of prison in a bright light." ”

It's to get out of a mental hospital, right? At this moment, Fang Xin's style is the number one magic stick, although I already know a lot of his inside story, it still can't reduce my sense of horror when facing him.

"You...... What the hell are you looking for me? Do you think that by the foolishness of your father and son, I will wholeheartedly believe in you and become a die-hard loyalist of the Scientific Happiness Sect? You're thinking too low of my IQ......"

"The person you love the most is going to die." Fang Xin once again threw out his earliest prophecy, "This is the result of my causal calculation program, only by following my arrangement can you avoid that tragedy and win the final victory in the extremely unbalanced struggle with your mother." ”

"Is there a mistake?" I made a look of disdain, "It's all those words over and over again...... The 'Akashya Disk' you've pulled up several times is actually a causal program! It's so bad that I almost believe that the squad leader's text message was obtained by you from an unscientific source, and it's just a database of causal calculation programs for a long time! All the text messages I sent before, all the mobile phone calls, have been stored on your hard drive! You voyeurs! ”

"Hmph, hmph, hmph," Fang Xin laughed three times, "Ye Lin, don't you want to know, what Ai Shuqiao uses your blood for?" ”

"Huh? Do you know? "I was shocked.

Fang Xin's appetite didn't answer me, and asked again: "Ye Lin, don't you want to know, where was Su Qiao locked up by Ai Shuqiao?" ”

"Of course I do! Can you answer me that too? ”

also didn't answer my words, but asked again: "Ye Lin, don't you want to know, when your father and Ren Hongli will get married, whether Ren Xiaoqin's father will die of AIDS, whether Shu Sha, the head of your class, will be in high school in Shanghai, and even what is the name of the first child Gong Caicai will give birth to in the future?" ”

"What!? Can you answer any of these questions? I couldn't believe it, "You're blowing a little bit of, aren't you?" If you can say all of this correctly, I will immediately give up atheism and worship you as a teacher, and go with you to preach! ”

===Divider===When the author's background crashes at more than 4 o'clock, the scrap iron has finished writing the chapter and has not been updated regularly, resulting in this chapter at 5 o'clock being a little late.,Sorry.。

In addition, "Thriller Paradise" recommended by readers in the book review area is a good novel, and the scrap iron is about to catch up with the update in the past two days, and interested book friends can also go to watch it.