Chapter 178: Funny

"Haha, Nima's, still crying? I'm grass, you soft egg is embarrassed to come out and walk the rivers and lakes? Lose face! Shen Xiaoze burst out laughing in a daze, shouting so loudly that he was afraid of water, and he was speechless and threw him on the splint.

Shen Xiaoze is really faint to death, how can the disciples of the Stealth Sect are either stupid, stupid, and soft?

Therefore, this idea is not a modern change, but a very terrible problem, so that it is short-sighted, has no experience in reality, and has no firmness in the mind, and is simply a waste.

"Oh, Nima's don't cry, crying makes Lao Tzu look uncomfortable, as if I bullied you very badly!" Zhu Jun has already been put on the deck, he is still crying, Shen Xiaoze can't stand it anymore, it's really childlike.

"Woo, devil, you devil, you dare to bully me, I must take revenge, revenge!" Zhu Jun wiped a handful of tears, but still looked at himself resentfully.

"Nima, want revenge? I grass, really think I wouldn't dare throw you into the sea to feed the sharks? ”

Shen Xiaoze really didn't expect that he didn't eat oil and salt, he was scared and cried and didn't accept it, he really didn't cry when he saw the coffin, so he immediately grabbed him and put him on the sea: "Say, do you accept it?" Do you dare to disturb my girlfriend's normal life? ”

"Obey, serve, I swear, I swear never to disturb Miss Jiang again!" Zhu Jun was so frightened that he didn't dare to open his eyes at all, and immediately begged for mercy.

"Nima, what the hell are you that you are begging for mercy?" Shen Xiaoze was dizzy, and put him down speechlessly again, this face turning is faster than turning a book, who is it?

"Adversary, you wait, I won't let you go!"

However, Zhu Jun didn't really give in, he immediately turned his face when he landed, and immediately took out the phone and started to make calls a little rusty, but he was really a good man: "You wait, I'll call my senior brother now, he will definitely clean you up as soon as he comes!" ”

"You? You, you shameless! Good sister, you see that this is your righteous person! ”

Shen Xiaoze was really angry and lost his temper, so he waved his hand helplessly and said, "Okay, you fight, just fight, I will play with you today!" People want faces, trees want bark, you really don't have the surname of blindness, it's as thick as a pig's skin! ”

If it weren't for Shen Xiaoze's desire to resolve the conflict with other sects and concentrate on dealing with Shushan, he really couldn't help but throw this strange thing into the sea of floating corpses.

The Xuantian Temple is powerful, but Shen Xiaoze will not pin his hopes on others, everything must be under his control to be at ease, unless it is absolutely necessary, he does not want to rely on the power of the Xuantian Temple to take revenge and confront the righteous path hidden world.

"Hehe, good brother, don't be angry, drink a glass of wine to cool off!" An Xuan'er was speechless, took a glass of wine and handed it to Shen Xiaoze, and said with a smile: "This person is in such a character, in your words here, that is, oh, it's wonderful, the strange of the free faction!" ”

"Haha, you learn very quickly, you are also a strange flower, or a stupid strange flower!" Shen Xiaoze took the wine glass and drank it all, and let this soft egg call the people of the Xiaoyao faction, just enough to negotiate with them first.

Now, the disciple of Tianxiangmen, Shen Xiaoze, has almost been bought, and when he gets rid of the Xiaoyao faction and confronts Shushan in the future, the pressure is much easier.

"Ahh

Just when Shen Xiaoze just put down the wine glass, in the crowd of bikini beauties next to the splint, suddenly a beautiful woman didn't seem to stand firm, screamed and leaned back and fell directly into the sea.

"Bang!"

Everyone was immediately shocked, but they didn't have time to react, but Shen Xiaoze's eyes happened to look at the opposite side, and the wine glass didn't have time to be put down, and he jumped up and rushed over as soon as he let go.

"Wow, martial arts master?"

The previous battle between Shen Xiaoze and Zhu Jun actually didn't use any skills, and these bikini beauties really didn't see anything, but they just thought that Shen Xiaoze was infinitely powerful.

Now it seems that this is not the case at all, they are so shocked that they can put a big duck egg in their mouths, they can't see Shen Xiaoze's movements clearly, they only see a shadow jumping high, and then quickly descending towards the position where the water has fallen.

However, when they couldn't help but look at the sea, they were even more shocked, never expecting that the moment this beauty was about to fall into the water, Shen Xiaoze actually grabbed her shoulders and gently pulled her up and hugged her in his arms.

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that Shen Xiaoze's feet are standing on the water, and he doesn't even get wet on the soles of his shoes, which is really amazing and speechless, completely subverting their worldview.

"Ah, this, this, this?" When the beauty was frightened, she felt as if she hadn't fallen into the water, and she was completely shocked when she saw it.

"Hehe, don't be afraid, you don't have to be afraid, you can't hurt if the sky falls!" Shen Xiaoze looked down, this beauty is really beautiful, she is not Wei Mengdan, Lin Moxi, the V-shaped deep groove almost didn't make him have a nosebleed, and he was stunned for a moment before he took her and jumped on the splint gently.

The beauty was completely frightened, and she hadn't come back to her senses yet, but Shen Xiaoze couldn't take his eyes off, and at first she really didn't notice that there was such a superb product in this crowd, which was really tempting.

Seeing this, Jiang Xinyue was so angry that she was smoking, she was still here Shen Xiaoze is this kind of posture of drooling, if she is not there, she will still be angry: "Hey, don't let go?" Just hug it straight into the room! ”

"Oh, thank you, thank you!" Shen Xiaoze didn't hear it at all, but the beauty was the first to come back to her senses, and hurriedly broke free of Shen Xiaoze's hand and ran to the side.

"Wait!"

Looking at the appearance of this beauty, Lin Hao frowned, glanced at Shen Xiaoze and stopped her nervously: "This beauty, who are you?" I don't seem to have seen you, and I don't seem to have you among the beauties I've invited today, how did you get on board? What is the purpose? ”

When the beauty heard this, she immediately became very flustered, and she didn't dare to reply back: "Second Young Master Lin, I, I was invited by a friend!" I, my name is Ma Yufang! ”

"Friends? Who is your friend, point it out to me and see? Lin Hao had experienced a lot, but he didn't believe her and continued to ask.

Seeing that Ma Yufang didn't speak, Shen Xiaoze looked at her very pitifully, and couldn't help but say something for him: "Okay, Lin Hao, isn't there just one more beauty?" Isn't it good to have an extra beautiful woman to play with you? ”

"No, Shen Shao, I didn't mean that, I never embarrassed the beauty!"

Lin Hao hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "In the past, there were beauties like her who mixed in, and I didn't take it seriously at first. As a result, what kind of newspaper or magazine reporters are they, they have made our lives public, which is really hateful! ”

"Oh, there's such a thing?" Shen Xiaoze saw a similar plot on TV, but the reality was the first time he saw it, and he couldn't help but look at this Ma Yufang carefully.

Sure enough, Shen Xiaoze immediately noticed that there was something strange in her lace edge cover, and he didn't know if he didn't think about anything, or if he was used to it, so he reached out and reached in.

"Yo, fruit..."

Shen Xiaoze just spoke, but he heard a loud slap sounding, and at the same time he felt that his face was hot, who else was not Jiang Xinyue's slap, he was also a person who wanted to save face, and it was the first time that he was slapped in public: "Bastard, Jiang Xinyue, you are crazy, why do you have nothing to do to beat Lao Tzu?" ”

"Hmph, you shameless, you bastard, what the hell do you think of me?"

Jiang Xinyue was so angry that she said angrily: "It's enough for me to tolerate you to have a few more women, but you actually insulted a woman I don't know in front of me, you are so shameless, you let me down too much, I want to break up with you, bastard!" ”

"You, you?"

Shen Xiaoze knew that she had misunderstood herself, but she really couldn't get off the stage by doing this, so she was so angry that she simply agreed: "Okay, break up, break up, anyway, I have more women, no more than you, no less than you!" ”

"Sister Xinyue, good brother, don't be impulsive, say it slowly if you have something to say!" An Xuan'er is a bad person, she can't help but persuade if she doesn't understand anything.

"Fuck off, good brother? It's very affectionate, I think you just wish I broke up with him, you're so good, right? Hypocrisy, insidious, divide and divide, what's the big deal! ”

Jiang Xinyue originally said it, but she didn't expect Shen Xiaoze to agree, and she was even more angry by An Xuan'er's good brother, and said angrily: "Shen Xiaoze, you want to break up with me, well, I agreed!" I bought your mobile phone, shirt, and watch, and you took it off for me and gave it back to me immediately! ”

It's really true, Shen Xiaoze was also angry, and he began to take it off as soon as he waved his hand: "Take off the wine, what's the big deal, the watch, mobile phone, and shirt will be returned to you!" ”

"You, you bastard!" Jiang Xinyue really didn't expect Shen Xiaoze to really take it off, and she jumped to her feet in anger: "You, you are ruthless enough, the belt and shoes are also mine!" ”

"Okay, I'll give it back to you!"

Shen Xiaoze had nothing to do, his shoes were kicked, his belt was thrown to her, and he even took off his socks and threw them to her, so he waved his hand helplessly: "Okay, now it's gone!" ”

"Okay, Shen Xiaoze, you are ruthless enough, I really underestimated you before!" Jiang Xinyue was so angry that tears flowed, how could she have been so wronged: "Take off your pants!" ”

"Jiang Xinyue, don't you go too far?" Shen Xiaoze was convinced, and said depressedly: "These pants were bought for me by my little lover, not by you, why should I return them to you?" ”

Watching the battle between the two, everyone was completely dumbfounded, did they break up like this? Especially these bikini beauties, one by one, they don't know why, Jiang Xinyue is a famous celebrity in Annan Province, the object of their worship.

However, the person they admire the most is actually Shen Xiaoze's lover, and they also allow their men to have a few more women, which is a big joke in the world!

"Hmph, I said I bought it, I bought it, if you want to break up, take it off for me!" Jiang Xinyue didn't care, she was so angry that she started to play tricks, she didn't believe that Shen Xiaoze was really shameless.

"Okay, that's what you said, take it off!"

Shen Xiaoze looked around, but still took off his pants and threw them to her, anyway, everyone else is a bikini, and it doesn't matter if he has a little Nene anymore, then he clapped his hands and said, "How about it, do you want to take off the last one and return it to you?" I remember, you bought it, or? ”

"Ah, you, you..." Finally, Jiang Xinyue couldn't bear it anymore, and ran into the cabin screaming and cried.

"Hey, Brother Ze, you cow, really good!" After watching the show, Qu Chengshi finally couldn't help but walk up: "Brother Ze, it's not that you're a brother, you are indeed a little too bold, and you actually hit other women in front of your own women openly, it's really too much, hurry up and go in and coax!" ”

"Your sister, do you think I'm a shameless person?"

Shen Xiaoze kicked him depressedly, and as if by magic, a miniature camera appeared in his palm: "Look, what is this?" Although labor and management are a little colored, they are not hungry and thirsty to this extent! ”

"Miniature cameras? How can this be reasonable, do you really dare to take a candid photo? Someone, arrest this woman for me, damn it! Lin Hao finally understood, and everyone also understood.

"Hey, don't, don't, don't be so rude to deal with a girl, just ask clearly!"

Shen Xiaoze didn't want to make tomorrow's headlines him, but he directly reached out and took it out, which was indeed a bit excessive: "Miss Ma, I don't like to appear in newspapers, what other magazines or something, can you explain it to me?" ”