In the morning, Zuihou class was an information class, and the whole class had to be pulled to the computer classroom to attend the class.

Compared with other classrooms, the computer classroom is heavily defended, not to mention the anti-theft doors and windows, and the curtains are always drawn to the death, for fear of being seen by outsiders.

Everyone thinks this is a bit of a fuss, because the 40 computers equipped with this are not only outdated models, but also often break down, and thieves will not steal this place if they go to steal the Internet café.

The 50-inch large LCD screen in the multimedia classroom is quite valuable.

I chose a place to enter the computer classroom, on a first-come, first-served basis, and I chose a right-hand window seat and sat down.

The students in the back poured in one after another, and Xiaoqin smiled and hugged the information textbook, wanting to sit next to me.

I secretly screamed badly, and when I raised my eyes, I found that Cao Jingshen, a fat man in the same class, was standing not far away, trying to pick a position that was not easy to be noticed by the teacher.

I stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar.

"Oh, the hero spares his life!" Cao Jingshen shrank his neck in fright, and after seeing that it was me, he shouted again: "Master Ye spares his life!" ”

I ignored him and pulled him over and pressed him next to me.

Cao Jingshen looked at me, and then at Ren Xiaoqin, who was standing aside and pouting angrily because he was robbed of his position, and probably understood what was going on.

"Master Ye, where you let me sit, I'll sit where the villain is." Cao Jingshen had a flattering expression.

Xiaoqin glared at Cao Jingshen a few times, Cao Jingshen was afraid of my yin power, and didn't dare to talk to Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin probably didn't dare to talk to Cao Jingshen, a boy, so when she was hesitating, she was pulled away by the squad leader and the loudspeaker.

"Don't be with them, they're going to spoil you."

In Shu Sha's eyes, Cao Jingshen and I are like two toads.

I think it's wronged to treat me like a toad, but Cao Jingshen completely deserves it.

Because this little fat man is too much of a thing.

First of all, he has an obscene face, which is as good as Wu Mengda.

Secondly, he often made cheap mistakes, causing every boy and girl in the class to beat him.

He obviously couldn't help fighting, but he couldn't control his stinky mouth.

For example, if a few girls are chatting, and one girl says that she will go fishing with her dad to the lake on Sunday.

Cao Jingshen would shake his head and groan: "If you move above, it hurts below!" ”

"Truly" is the sound of his laughter, which is very obscene.

If a girl complains loudly because she has too much homework: I can't stand it~~~~!

Cao Jingshen would walk up to the boy closest to the girl, pat him on the shoulder, and said with an envious expression: "Dude, you are quite good!" ”

Then the girl and the boy would work together and beat him up.

He also likes to brag, saying that his father is a director, and he has made films in Hong Kong and Japan, if any girl wants to be famous, she can find him "unspoken rules". I wondered, last time my father also said that he met a director on the Internet, and the director next to this film and television city is so worthless?

By the way, the reason why Cao Jingshen called me Ye Zhangmen was because once he was intercepted by thugs at the back door of the school and ordered him to hand over his pocket money.

His family seems to be quite rich, and the thugs can often grab 50 or 100 face values from him.

But he really didn't bring much money that day, and the thugs were not satisfied, so they surrounded him and slapped him on the head.

I happened to be passing by, and I was angry that these thugs from other schools came to the 28th Middle School to make trouble, so I beat them all down.

So Cao Jingshen knelt on the ground with tears in his eyes and said: Big brother, I will mix with you in the future, your martial arts are so high, I will call you Ye Zhangmen in the future!

After that, he really regarded himself as my disciple, and he often said "my master" how to do it, and said that I helped him out of the way was amazing, and I left a bad reputation for being brave and ruthless in the class, and he gave half of the credit.

However, this disciple's character is really not very good.

It's one thing to think of me as a master and a backer, but once I am hostile to the whole class (such as the one when I pulled Xiaoqin's chair away), I will never jump out and speak for me.

In short, he has dirty thoughts, obscene language, and obscene face, and indeed looks like a toad.

If I want to describe Cao Jingshen succinctly, I have to use a new word I learned online - "loss".

The word "loss" is not a homonym for "zombie", but refers to the fact that this person's character has reached an incorrigible level, and "lost his qualification as a human being" is an existence higher than "perversion".

Once, Cao Jingshen somehow learned that my mother had abandoned her husband and son and eloped with a blonde American foreign teacher, and he blurted out with bright eyes: "According to my analysis, when your mother was pregnant with you, it was likely that she had played pregnant PLAY with this American!" ”

I slapped him against the wall with a backhand.

The reason why I am angry is because there is really this possibility, my mother ran away with the foreign teacher less than a month after giving birth to me, and it is indeed not credible to say that they only started cheating in this month.

The thought that I had almost become the son of my mother and a foreigner made my heart bleed for the father of the family who often used to drink to kill his sorrows.

After Cao Jingshen was slapped hard by me, half of his face was swollen, he understood the seriousness of the situation, and immediately lay on the ground and said to me, kowtowing to me:

"Master, the disciple said the wrong thing! Please have a lot of them, spare the disciples! I'm not going to make fun of your family anymore! I'll call you grandpa! ”

A person who is completely spineless, angry and funny.

Because almost no one in the class liked him, and saw me sitting with him, everyone took a detour, and there were four computers in our row, and only the two of us were sitting.

The class assignment assigned by the information teacher is very simple, which is to make a multimedia greeting card with PPT on the computer.

After the teacher finished assigning homework, he stared at his notebook and sat on the podium without moving.

The information class is a sub-subject in the sub-subject, and the requirements are very loose, and many students just open the PPT, adjust the font size to the maximum, and write the four big words "Happy Holidays" (some people write "debt repayment"), and they deal with things.

After doing the PPT, there are people who sleep on the table, there are people who play minesweepers and pinballs, anyway, the computers in the classroom can't access the Internet, and there is nothing more interesting to do.

Cao Jingshen actually played Photoshop next to me.

And this little fat man is actually a master.

He copied a few pictures from his USB drive, and began to retouch them with red eyes.

Curious, I leaned over to look at his computer screen, and when I saw that it didn't matter, I almost squirted out the sip of Coke I had just drunk.

Nima he is photoshopping in the top photo of the squad leader Shusha!

I don't know which Japanese action movie he took a girl who was about the same size as the squad leader**, and then photoshopped the squad leader's face on his neck.

It was a photo taken when the class went on a spring outing last year, our class won the mountaineering competition, and the class leader held the red flag planted on the top of the mountain and smiled happily in the sun.

As a result, this happy expression was ruined by the great loss.

In fact, the Japanese girl who used it for her body was not completely undressed, but in my opinion, she might as well not wear it at all.

wants to leak and be ashamed, and half-covers the sultry posture of the pipa.

I think if Shusha saw this picture, the little fat man would be dead.

I had to put the barrel of the gun against Cao Jingshen's mouth, and the back of his head was shot with a shot.

"Hey, you're tired of it, aren't you? The squad leader is sitting in the second row in front! ”

I reminded him.

"But it's exciting!" Cao Jingshen replied and did not stop what he was doing.

His face was covered in sweat and he was trembling as he enjoyed his actions.

"Master Ye, the squad leader always scolds me with ugly words, and he dares to scold you! I'm avenging our sect! ”

"Who formed a sect with you? Besides, you PS is PS, why do you keep stretching your neck to look at the squad leader in the front row? Since you're afraid of her coming, don't get her attention! ”

"Master Ye, you don't know, my behavior is called 'double emphasis on rape'! I looked at the nude photos of the squad leader in the PS and looked at the real squad leader in the front row, and when I thought that the squad leader didn't know that I was photoshopping her nude photos, my heart was ......"

Cao Jingshen's mouth was pouting like an octopus, and he covered his chest with a flushed face.

"Okay, you don't need to tell me about your perverted experience, anyway, you don't let people catch you, or I'll have to be criticized together."

But his PSjishu was so good that I couldn't help but glance at his screen a few more times.

"Are you also interested, Master Ye? Actually, this is not the most haode of my P! The most haode those, I used the advanced printer at home to type it out! ”

Cao Jingshen said as he opened his information textbook, revealing a stack of photos sandwiched in the middle.

"Master Ye, I brought these photos here and planned to sell them in the neighboring class, but since I am your disciple, I should honor you first. Why don't you pick a favorite first? ”

Without allowing me to agree, he lined up a dozen photos on the table, and at the same time peeked at the squad leader in the front row, showing an expression of fear and excitement.

More than a dozen photos, all of which are unsightly.

And not only the class president, but also the beautiful female classmates in the class, he didn't let go of any of them.

For example, Gong Caicai, a member of the study committee, Zhuang Ni, a member of the Literature and Art Committee, and Xiong Yaoyue, a member of the Women's Sports Committee...... The girls in the class committee were almost wiped out.

"Look? It's all the leaders in the class! It's like in "V for Vendetta", 'Governments should be afraid of their people'! ”

Next, Cao Jingshen had the expression of a pimp and pointed to these glamorous photos for me to pick at random.

"Don't be embarrassed, my lord! If you like it, pick two, no, even three! ”

"Look, Gong Caicai's picture is good! I chose the material all night! ”

"And this one of the squad leader in the water...... You think, if the squad leader dares to criticize you again, you don't have the same knowledge as her on the surface, and when you go home, you will be so relieved! 桀桀桀桀~~"

Laughing too loudly, Shusha glanced over to us.

"Ye Lin, Cao Jingshen, you two are not allowed to talk in class!"

Cao Jingshen was scolded by the squad leader fiercely, and at the same time stroked his computer screen with a lewd face, and he was almost there.

Seeing his hippie smile, Shusha became even more angry, and was about to get up and come over to maintain discipline.

If we don't put these pictures away, we're dead.