Chapter 9 Scoundrels, Die!

The moment the gap was opened, a warm vapor suddenly rushed towards Wang Ming's cheeks, and Wang Ming only felt that his eyes were foggy. But after a short period of whitening, Wang Ming's vision showed a peach blossom fairyland-like scene in front of him.

A beautiful snow-capped mountain, looming in the white mist.

A sleek, wet black hair trickled down like a serene satin pulled out of ink, and pearl-like droplets rolled down from the shiny and sharpened ends of the hair, forming a small pool of shiny sparkling water on the ground.

"Little girl, it's quite interesting......" At this moment, Chu Yuan'er was facing away from herself, and she even hummed a song.

"What are you looking at? I'll show you how many tails she has! The Sky Fox Fairy stood behind Wang Ming and knocked Wang Ming's head hard.

"The water vapor is too strong to see clearly...... How much does it cost? Wang Ming rubbed his head and squinted his eyes to look at it carefully.

This little girl really doesn't know how to save at all when she takes a bath, and sprinkles the hot water up and down like a goddess scattering flowers, and even sees unpleasant spots on the wall will be washed a few times, which is simply a humanoid self-propelled sprinkler.

Wang Ming even listened curiously to the content of the little fox's humming, and when he heard it, his jaw almost didn't dislocate.

It is actually the old song "Why Are Flowers So Red" from the fifties and sixties of the last century. Oh my god, is there still a young girl singing such an old song in this era?

As time passed, the moisture in the bathroom did not dissipate at all, but became more and more intense, and the small and narrow bathroom room was white, as if falling into the clouds.

"What can I do?" Wang Ming asked in a low voice.

"What are you afraid of, won't you get closer? Anyway, the mist is so thick, she can't see you! The Sky Fox Fairy badly opened the door of the bathroom, pushed Wang Ming heavily behind his back, and actually pushed Wang Ming into the bathroom!

"Damn, you want to kill me?"

Wang Ming was almost so angry that he scolded Tianhu's mother.

You female demon, do you think Lao Tzu has too much life?

Fortunately, the girl was immersed in her own singing, happily enjoying the comfort of the hot bath, and did not hear the sound of the bathroom door being opened.

And Wang Ming has also been pushed two steps into the bathroom by the Sky Fox Fairy, at this time the wood has been completed, and it is not so easy to withdraw immediately, if he retreats too quickly, in case he makes too much noise, it will really be the end of the game.

Wang Ming could only raise his legs high, drop his feet lightly, carefully cut through the mist, and quietly took two steps closer to the little fox. Then he secretly looked at the little fox's figure from behind.

Sure enough, in the absence of people, the little fox had no intention of hiding her identity at all, and she exposed all her secrets as a "sorcerer".

A pair of pink-white, fluffy little fox ears popped out from the sides of the little fox's sideburns, like a peeled banana, snow-white and soft, very cute. And under the waist socket of the little fox, near the tail vertebrae, there are three pink and white fox tails, hanging like tassels, stained with water at the moment, the little fox's fox tail is wet, dripping with water droplets, like crystalline beads rolling down from the dust in the hands of the Taoist priest.

"It's a three-tailed fox." The voice of the Sky Fox Fairy sounded in Wang Ming's ears, and Qingyue's voice carried a bit of approval, "This little fox's cultivation has actually reached the level of the Three Tribulations, and his talent is okay." ”

"Three Tribulations?" Wang Ming asked subconsciously.

"'Robbery' is the concept of a sorcerer. Generally speaking, if a demon magician wants to cultivate to become an immortal, he needs to go through the nine tribulations. And it even takes hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years, this girl looks like she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, and her qualifications are not bad if she can have such a cultivation. The Sky Fox Fairy explained. Your talent is also amazing, even above this little fox, however, you only have one catastrophe at the moment, and you still need to continue to work hard. ”

"I see...... I only have one more catastrophe? Wang Ming nodded knowingly.

The Sky Fox Fairy quipped:

"As a man with strong blood, is your concentration okay, you can still remain indifferent when you see the body of a little girl?"

Wang Ming's facial muscles trembled slightly, and he said:

"I'm not an animal that comes into heat when I see a woman, and I ...... What happened to Lulu made me hate the most in my life were those men who pounced on beautiful women when they saw them. ”

As he spoke, Wang Ming clenched his fists fiercely.

“…… Alas, it can be regarded as eating a trench and growing a wisdom! The Sky Fox Fairy's eyes fluttered slightly, and she sighed.

"Then again, how many calamities are you?" Wang Ming asked.

"Me......" The Sky Fox Fairy said, then lifted her lips and smiled, "Look at me I have nine tails, don't you understand?" Nine Tribulations, of course. It's a pity that I'm only in soul form now, and I've been sleeping in Jade Peili for too long, and I can only play at the level of the Three Tribulations. In the future, you will have to find more 'materials' for me to provide essence and blood, so that this fairy can recover to its peak." ”

Wang Ming paused and said:

"Good. I'll help you. Moreover, it seems that you also have a relationship with my ancestors. ”

"It's a long story. I'll talk about it later when I have a chance. I can tell you about your constitution and identity...... Very unusual. The Sky Fox Fairy said.

"Okay, then let's get out first." The information that should be explored has been explored, so naturally there is no need to continue to "observe" in the bathroom, Wang Ming carefully moved his feet and quietly retreated towards the bathroom door.

When Wang Ming withdrew from the bathroom threshold with half a foot, the little fox still didn't turn his head, and even played with the sprinkler head to rinse his body, which made Wang Ming breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, the nervous little fox still didn't realize what he had just done.

But coincidentally, when Wang Ming cautiously wanted to close the sliding door, the sliding door was halfway drawn, and it was actually stuck and couldn't move!

"Stuck?"

Wang Ming used a little force, but the old bathroom door was still indifferent, Wang Ming looked down, only to find that the bathroom door was sliding

The pulley broke and got stuck in the gap between the door sill and the door panel, causing the door panel to tilt up a corner, so that the entire plastic door panel was upward

The sharp angle of about 10 degrees is tilted, and it can't be pulled at all.

"I relied on this to break the door...... I'm really afraid of what ......! ”

Wang Ming sweated like rain for a while, and almost didn't scold his mother. At this moment, there are still about 20 centimeters of the door crack that has not been closed, if the door is not closed, the little fox will definitely know that he has peeped at her, then he will not want to have a good life in the future!

In a hurry, Wang Ming pulled harder, this time, something even more embarrassing happened, only to hear a clang, the whole plastic door panel, was easily pulled out of the door frame by Wang Ming, and then smashed into the bathroom!

Smack.

The door panel smashed against the bathroom tiles, splashing and misting in all directions.

At that moment, the air of the whole world seemed to condense.

Dead.

Deathly silence.

The little fox's body froze.

Wang Ming's body was petrified at the door.

There was silence for three seconds, and the little fox slowly turned his head inch by inch.

Wang Ming, on the other hand, took a deep breath, only feeling that his soul was falling towards an invisible bottomless abyss......

In the past, Wang Ming had never experienced what it was like to get into a place, but now, if there was really a crack in front of him, he really wanted to plunge into it!

"I was miserable by you......" Wang Ming had already silently scolded the Sky Fox Fairy ten million times in his heart.

As soon as Wang Ming's words of scolding Tianhu in his heart fell, an earth-shattering female voice resounded throughout the old apartment-

"Ah——!!h

The piercing and sharp screams almost didn't puncture Wang Ming's eardrums.

"Wang Ming! Thou, thou scoundrel, scoundrel, whore, cattle, prodigal, well-dressed beast! ”

The embarrassed little fox went crazy and smashed the soap box, soap, shower gel bottle, and shampoo box that he could catch at Wang Ming, and Wang Ming protected his arms in front of him, barely protecting his head from being smashed into a pig's head.

"Right...... I'm sorry......! Wang Ming's cheeks were hot, he covered his eyes and apologized, and retreated, "I...... I was just in a hurry to go to the toilet, and I wanted to knock on the door and ask if you had washed it...... I didn't expect ...... Right! Is this the ...... This one is of poor quality! ”

Wang Ming's brain was running rapidly, looking for a lame reason to defend himself, but now it was useless to say anything.

Wang Ming was extremely distressed in his heart.

"Scoundrel, die!!"

But where would the little fox believe Wang Ming's nonsense? At the moment, she just opened her voice and scolded, and changed different words to mark Wang Mingzu's eighteen generations as equal to beasts, which really made Wang Ming want to cry without tears.

Alas, when a woman looks at a man, it is the man who suffers; Men look at women, and in the end, it is the men who suffer, how can this world be so unfair to men!

It's only been a few hours since they met, and the two of them have already stiffened to this point, how can they live in the future?

Thinking of the days ahead, Wang Ming's heart at this moment only felt cloudy, and even ...... Lightning!