621 The cunning of a woman
621 The cunning of a woman
"It's finally home."
"I've never missed home so much."
"Because we have never encountered such a danger, first a horde of flying yakshas, then a cannon shot at me, hundreds of Zhuxian swords fell from the top of my head, and everything around me was flattened, then four earth tribulation demons, and then the black old monster and the ......"
"You forgot that when you came back, you were on a rocket, Mach 10! My legs are weak, no, I have to go to the toilet. ”
"Forget it, don't say it anymore, it's good to be able to come back alive."
A group of women chattered non-stop.
"You're not going to see the family?" Sister Meow turned her head and asked Jiang Ning.
"It's nothing to look at, if there's something really going on, they've already called." Jiang Ning shrugged his shoulders, he didn't care, he was purely afraid of trouble, because in the past, he would inevitably have to greet those relatives, and if he didn't get it right, he would have to eat a meal or something.
He wasn't interested in that kind of thing at all, and it felt like a waste of time.
"I'll take a look for you." Xie Xiaowei is more traditional and cares more about things like etiquette, in addition, she is different from Sister Meow and Lu Yuling, she is not the kind of lonely monster, she used to have a family, a father who ignited her, and a group of brothers and sisters who were also ignited, and later there were little foxes.
So Xie Xiaowei cares more about family affection.
"Say hello to me." Sister Meow obviously belongs to the lonely type.
Lu Yuling hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "Forget it, I'll go with you." ”
At this moment, Zhang Helen, Lin Xue, Freckled Girl, Four Eyes, Fat Man (no longer a fat man, Jiang Ning gave this guy a shaping pill before, and the little fat man took it on the spot, and now he has become a little handsome guy, but others still call him Fat, which makes him very disappointed), Cool Boy came over.
"You're finally here." Zhang Hailun sighed: "We waited until the daylilies were cold." ”
"I remember I gave you a bunch of research projects." Jiang Ning has never been very polite to this girl.
"Don't you think those research projects are a bit difficult for us?" Zhang Hailun crossed her hands on her waist, and she was also not polite to rabbits.
"Recently, we are asking Assistant Teacher Shu to help us make up for the class, and I want to go to X University to audit, you should have a way, right?" Lin Xue didn't have the momentum of Zhang Hailun, she asked cautiously on the side.
"X big?" Jiang Ning touched his chin, he hadn't been there for a long time. But he didn't go to himself, for X University, he is definitely a good student, because the other one is that he is absolutely in school every day, attending classes during the day and studying on his own at night, a standard model student.
"You'd better take it easy, if you're kidnapped by someone, you won't be able to cry when the time comes." Sister Meow didn't want to take care of this mess, but out of kindness, she still reminded her.
"Damn, I really have to guard against this hand." Jiang Ning woke up suddenly.
He didn't dare to guarantee whether others knew the importance of Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue?
What if I know?
There is no need to kidnap the two leading characters, Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue, and even the most marginalized cool boy Thirteen knows a lot of secrets...... Including the ongoing "human and demon" experiment here.
"Hehehe, let me think about it, do you want to put a ban in your consciousness, once you fall into the hands of outsiders, I will ......" Jiang Ning deliberately dragged out his tone, and his tone was extremely terrifying and evil.
Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue all showed panicked expressions, and several people shook their heads in fear.
Jiang Ning admired such expressions, and he hoped that the two girls would always be like this.
"Alright, don't scare them." Xie Xiaowei pushed Jiang Ning beside her, then walked to Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue, and touched the heads of the two girls: "Don't be afraid, this guy is just scaring you, have you seen him ban his own people?" ”
The two girls and their followers suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, Lin Xue still had a trace of fear, and Zhang Hailun glared at Jiang Ning angrily, if she hadn't known that she couldn't beat her, she would have pounced and bitten it.
"By the way, the paralyzing ray 2.0 that a certain rabbit wants seems to have been made, but I'm not sure...... Look at my memory, it's getting worse and worse. Zhang Hailun suddenly thought of a way to retaliate.
"I can remind you of it, just fight a demon seed." Jiang Ning grinned.
"Bite you." Zhang Hailun bared her teeth angrily.
"Alright, don't make a fuss." Sister Meow screwed Jiang Ning's ears, she knew that the key was this guy, although that girl was not good at stubble, but a girl! It's like a meow, if you step on its tail, it will definitely jump three feet high, and the hair on its back will all stand upright, and it will stretch out its sharp claws...... What the? How would she know? Isn't this nonsense? She's a meow herself! Can it be unclear?
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"How do you use this thing?" Jiang Ning did not go back to his room, but went to Zhang Hailun's laboratory first.
He didn't go alone, there was also a wild girl with him, and now the wild girl has also become a technology fan, as long as it is related to technology, she likes it......
The opposite of the wild girl is another Indonesian monster, Aunt Ba is completely at the other extreme, and she hates everything related to technology (except for magnetic levitation skateboards).
"In the past, paralyzing rays only incorporated the 'lightning strike' into the beam, and it had to touch the skin, so it was useless for some guys who liked to wrap themselves tightly." Zhang Hailun is not a good girl, she knows how to point at Sang and scold Huai.
Jiang Ning didn't care at all, what if he was wrapped tightly? He still doesn't think it's enough, and soon the 2.0 version of the armor will come out, and now it's time for this one to be eliminated.
The new armor is tighter, thicker, and more defensive.
"It's not that I don't understand this, is it necessary to talk nonsense?" He rolled his eyes and looked at Zhang Helen.
Zhang Hailun glared at Jiang Ning and continued: "We have integrated the spiritual attack into it according to your wishes, and version 2.0 can no longer be regarded as paralyzing the light. ”
"Whatever?" Jiang Ning didn't care what the name was.
"One more thing......" Zhang Hailun became slurred: "This thing has a shortcoming. ”
"What are the drawbacks?" Jiang Ning asked.
"I don't know why? We found that this thing had to be hit in the head, and it wasn't very effective anywhere else. Zhang Hailun said weakly.
Jiang Ning didn't say anything.
In his opinion, this is nothing at all, hit the head on the head, can anyone dodge the light?
"By the way, you said on the phone that the experiment has entered the third stage...... "Zhang asked expectantly.
"I remember that you were quite disgusted with the unity of man and demon." Jiang Ning scolded the girl, and he looked at the others casually.
Sure enough, Lin Xue and the freckle girl next to him looked embarrassed, they knew that he was practicing magic skills, and they didn't say a lot of bad things behind his back.
"Who said that? I think the little things are cute and cute. Compared with the other two girls, Zhang Helen has a thicker skin.
The little thing she said was, of course, the sub-demon.
At the beginning, one of the sub-demons was plotted, and in order to save the sub-demon, Jiang Ning put a lot of thought into it, and at that time, Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue were assistants.
Although I knew that thing was the devil, the appearance of the sub-demon was really good, and as a face-watching family, a few girls fell at that time.
But what really moved them was the shaping pill.
The little fat man, who was originally extremely disgusting in their eyes, has now become a little handsome guy.
As a woman, who doesn't want to be beautiful? Who doesn't want to be young forever and look ageless?
Of course, they can also ask for a shaping pill...... They have this way, but it's a palliative, not a cure. If you want to be truly young forever and look ageless, you must cultivate into a primordial spirit.
"You volunteer to be guinea pigs?" Jiang Ning asked maliciously, "If that's the case, I will definitely not object." ”
He thought he could bluff a couple of girls.
To his surprise, the three girls shouted at the same time, "Oh! ”
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Helen patted the cool boy Thirteen on the shoulder and said to Jiang Ning: "We have already prepared the guinea pig for you, this is definitely the best guinea pig, young and strong, healthy, and strong-willed...... There are two more spare. She then patted the four eyes and Chubby.
The cool boy didn't care, obviously he didn't take it to heart at all, and the other two were not like that, Four-Eyed and the little fat man who had become a cool brother and was obviously too creamy squeezed out a smile.
Although it was laughter, it was uglier than crying.
Jiang Ning looked at the three girls, only to feel weak, he suddenly found that women are very good at taking advantage of people, especially men.
"Okay then." He would have enjoyed the three guinea pigs, but the first guinea pig would still be Assistant Teacher Shu's clone, because he really wasn't sure.
The people in front of them were different from those monks.
Those monks are scum, scum, social moths, and objects of labor reform.
Zhang Hailun and Lin Xue are his own people who he really recognizes.
"Great." The three girls jumped up excitedly.
At this moment, there was a "snap" sound next to it, followed by a sparse noise.
Jiang Ning turned his head to look and saw the wild girl throwing a pipe on the table at a loss...... There must have been something in the tube, but this guy shot it out.
"Your hands are too itchy, aren't they? Do you know what that is? What if it's *? Jiang Ning reprimanded sharply.
"How can *it be casually placed on the table?" The wild girl won't care! She doesn't eat this set the most, and wants to teach her a lesson? There was no door: "I looked at it, and it looks like some kind of flying machine...... It's very suitable for my little brothers. ”
"That's right, Sister Mickey, that's what we designed for your little brothers." Zhang Helen has a completely different attitude towards the wild girl, which is completely different from the attitude towards Jiang Ning, with a very sweet mouth and a very friendly attitude.
"Yes, we haven't found a reasonable position before, and now we have found it, with our current strength, it is impossible to engage in those lofty things. Something like the unity of man and demon is too difficult for us. Instead, it's not difficult to help your little brothers improve their equipment. Lin Xue was also patting her ass on the side.
This is the result of their discussions.
After such a long time, of course they know the importance of Mickey, and instead of slapping the rabbit's ass, it is better to slap the mouse girl's ass, anyway, the effect is almost the same.
If possible, they also plan to pat Sister Meow, Xie Xiaowei, and Lu Yuling's sycophants, for example, a few of them are helping Lu Yuling tailor-made a set of travel supplies.
In order to do it perfectly, they deliberately bought a set of top-notch brand suits from abroad online, and then used more advanced materials, such as titanium alloy, carbon fiber, with the most advanced technology, handmade, and added some exquisite gadgets.
This can definitely please Lu Yuling.
For Xie Xiaowei, they plan to adopt a roundabout strategy and find a way to deal with the little fox first.