I, Fang Ming, in 2016, I successfully became a Beipiao, and my roommate and I rented a room in a fairly good community in Beijing for my commuting. However, recently my roommate got married and flew away with his wife, and if this room was rented alone, it would be a little uneconomical, so I posted a small advertisement on the Internet asking for someone to share the room.

About the next afternoon, I received a call from a woman, and the woman's voice was particularly good, like a yellow bird out of the valley: "May I ask if you are Mr. Fang Ming?" I want to see the property. ”

When I heard this voice, I was extremely excited, is this kind of thing about the legendary sharing of a house with a girl about to fall on my head?

I was so excited that I immediately nodded, and said to the person on the other end of the phone: "That's right, I'm Fang Ming, if you want to see the house, you can come over in the afternoon, and you can come over now." ”

Maybe I was too enthusiastic, and the other party was shocked, but finally made an appointment with me to see the house.

Just this afternoon.

Thinking about my former roommate, he didn't look good, and his salary was not high, he was born in this land where every inch of land was expensive, and he found a local girl, at least 20 years less struggle, if I also have this ability, let alone hook up with a local girl, as long as it's a girl, I feel satisfied.

I have been single for a long time, and I look at the sows beautifully.

In the afternoon, the girl came to my room, she was a very beautiful little girl, with bright eyes and bright teeth, white skin, fine hair, two braided braids, looking a little playful and cute, she should be a college student in the neighborhood.

"This house is not bad, so I'll rent it." The girl looked at it and signed a contract for me, but since the other party was a girl, we agreed on three chapters.

I coughed, looked at the girl and said, "I'm an office worker, I need plenty of rest, first, if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, if you want to bring it into the house, you need to tell me." ”

As soon as she said this, the girl rolled her eyes at me, "That's what I should say." ”

I laughed, "The second is the distribution of housework, each cleaning each house, and the common area is cleaned once a week, and it is no problem to come, right?" ”

The girl nodded in agreement.

I continued, "And thirdly, the kitchen utensils in the kitchen are all my ex-roommates, and I bought them together, and you can put snacks in the refrigerator, but if you want to put any herbs or something like that, tell me, you can use it in the kitchen, and wash the pots and pans yourself after use, I will definitely not be greedy for your cheapness and eat the rice you cook." ”

The girl nodded, and agreed to the three chapters of my covenant, and my former roommate and I also made an appointment to come over like this before, but cooking is usually done by the two of us together, two rough old men, anyway, as long as the things made can be eaten, most of the time we both eat instant noodles.

The girl's name is Xie Yuhan, and as I guessed, she is a student at the nearby university, a junior this year, majoring in painting.

The girl said she would move in tomorrow morning and needed me to carry her luggage, and I readily agreed, and it would be fine tomorrow weekend anyway.

Besides, it's a lot of work.

The next morning, the girl arrived as promised.

I went downstairs to help her carry her luggage, and I wondered if this girl had moved everything in her house. There were two large boxes and two hemp bags, and the driver and I were tired and panting, but the driver was okay and helped us put these things downstairs.

Xie Yuhan never came down after he went up, and I must be responsible for these two hemp bags, rolled up his sleeves and shouted, took the two hemp bags in his hand, and dragged them into the elevator. I don't know what the girl is in this sack? It's so heavy.

When I entered the elevator, a sack was probably not properly operated, and it was scraped at the door, and a large hole appeared.

Inside, a round, black object fell.

I immediately picked it up in my hand, and I felt that my hand was a little slimy, and when I looked down, there was an indescribable fishy smell in my hand, and it was still pitch black, and I didn't know what it was. I always feel creepy.

I almost threw that black jar on the floor, which looked a bit like ...... Urn.

But it was definitely not ashes, but a black, sticky, fishy mucus that almost smoked me to death.

I was disgusted, so I went upstairs with those things, and as soon as I entered the door, I said to Xie Yuhan, "What the hell is in your burlap bag?" It smells so fishy. ”

Xie Yuhan was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, but when he looked up and saw the jar in my hand, his face was dark, and he looked at me angrily and said, "Why did you take out the things?" ”

I should be angry, Lao Tzu is tired and tired down there, and this thing is playing with his mobile phone on it, is this my thing or hers?

Even though it was my fault that I broke his things, Xie Yuhan's reaction made me feel cold.

With a calm face, I put the pitch-black jar on the table, and said to her angrily, "You still have a box downstairs, go get it yourself." After that, I closed the door, washed my hands in the bathroom for a long time, and used half a bottle of hand sanitizer, only to suddenly feel that the smell was finally gone.

What's going on? I thought that the roommate who came was a good person to get along with, but I didn't expect it to be like this, and I was really drunk.

I sat in front of the computer resentfully and watched the TV series for a while, washed and fell asleep, I just felt that the other party was a little girl who was not deeply involved in the world, and it is estimated that my emotional intelligence is relatively low, so what kind of conflict do I have with others?

I didn't see the girl for days, often not in the morning, when I woke up, the girl was not there, or when I came back at night, the girl had already slept, and sometimes I even felt that after my ex-roommate left, I was the only one left in the room, no different from before.

And the girl is very lazy, hardly going out, the door is full of all kinds of fast food packaging bags, these things are placed in the corridor of the room, after a long time, exudes an indescribable smell.

If I don't deal with it, the stinky will be myself, but if I deal with it, I feel unwilling, why should I be a nanny for that girl?

After about a week, I was covered with all kinds of brown markings, first on my hands, and then gradually all over my body, and I was told last time that there might be some kind of skin disease or something, and told me to go to the hospital for a look.

But I ran to the hospital, and the old doctor who killed me looked at it for a long time with glasses, and finally came to a conclusion: this TMD is a corpse spot!