Chapter 2 Trickery in Food

By the way, there is one more thing I forgot to mention, that is, the chess king Mr. Chess King who fought with Joan of Arc for 300 rounds and abused me and Han Yulong countless games in the community where we originally lived also lives not far from here!

I met Xie Yuhan once on the way to buy groceries, this old man was very happy to see me, after we exchanged addresses, he also very solemnly invited me to go to his house to have nothing to do, I readily agreed.

Of course, this was just a promise, I didn't have that kind of masochistic tendencies, and when I got home, I gave Joan of Arc the address of Mr. Chess.

You are so good, I am willing to bow down, let Joan of Arc have a good fight with you in the future!

Joan of Arc would go to his house every three to five days after learning about it, and the result was naturally more victories and fewer defeats!

Generally speaking, a few of us are still doing well, at least everyone has their own things to do and live a fulfilling life, of course, it would be better if Xie Yuhan launched the chef world from now on!

After another gustatory storm, I leaned against the wall and walked into my house!

For this matter, I have to admire Joan of Arc and Xie Lingshan!

Good guys, they actually ate such an unpalatable dish with relish!

When I got back to my room, I opened the book called "Phantom World" and looked at it!

This book was asked by Ye Feng to be checked, because it is said that this ancient book vaguely records a spiritual cultivation technique called the Yin Qi Flow, which is the most suitable exercise for my Yin Spirit King Body Cultivation!

In addition, this book contains information about all the animistic beings between heaven and earth!

In general, it is a combination of a martial arts cheats book and an animal encyclopedia of the yin spirit world!

I don't know why it's in the library of Tsinghua University! But it doesn't matter, since Joan of Arc has lent it, then I'll just read it!

I opened the book and looked at it, and the good guys are all small seals!

I don't think anyone who specializes in ancient literature would have seen it!

Because this thing can only be understood by ghosts, except for those who study ancient writing!

Yes, it has to be an old ghost in ancient times, not the ancestors!

I had no choice but to call for foreign help!

"Ye Feng! Ye Feng! What the hell is this! I don't understand! ”

Ye Feng's lazy voice sounded in my head: "What's wrong!" Disturb my sleep! ”

"It's all small seals, and I'm not an expert in ancient literature research, how can I understand this thing!"

Ye Feng: "I really forgot, in addition to simplified Chinese characters, people of your age will no longer be able to write those beautiful small seals and the like!"

"It's not my fault, it's useless to learn it if you don't take the college entrance examination! If you take the college entrance examination, I'll learn it for you in minutes! ”

Ye Feng: "Actually, I hope you take the football test in the college entrance examination more than the Xiao Seal test!" ”

……

"Heroes see the same thing!"

Since I couldn't understand at all, Ye Feng began to teach me to read!

Ye Feng: "This Nian Yin, this Nian Ling!" Together, the two are Yin Spirits! ”

"The meaning of this sentence is that the yin spirit is formed by the power of heaven and earth to yin, representing the will of heaven and earth, as long as it is not a disaster, then there is no need to forcibly interfere!"

"For example, the last time you were on a mission, that yin spirit didn't do anything bad in the first place, but inadvertently peeped at you peeing, and as a result, you killed them!"

"And last time! The task clearly only said that you should report truthfully after the investigation is clear, and the prefecture will decide how to deal with it, but you directly killed the people! ”

……

Obviously, Ye Feng is not a good teacher with this kind of talk!

I had no choice but to go out and prepare to ask Xie Yuhan for help, although this guy's combat effectiveness is not as good as Xie Lingshan, but she has dabbled in all kinds of theoretical knowledge and miscellaneous fields!

I feel that asking for help from her is much better than listening to Ye Feng's endless chatter now!

I pushed open the door and walked out, and found Xie Yuhan and Joan of Arc cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks!

I approached and was about to call them when I heard them whispering something and my name was in them!

Xie Yuhan: "Joan of Arc! When did you say that Fang Ming guy would find out! ”

Joan of Arc: "Sister Yuhan doesn't say it, I think Brother Fang Ming will never find out!" ”

Xie Yuhan: "No! He's not that stupid! ”

Joan of Arc: "Brother Fang Ming's picky eating habit is not a day or two!" He didn't see anything he liked to eat other than meat, especially carrots, greens and the like, which I cook all together! Now you've done it separately! ”

"And you're making all the dishes he likes to eat so bad, let alone the ones he doesn't like! He must have thought it was even more unpalatable, so he hadn't even touched the chopsticks for the greens once in the past three months! ”

Xie Yuhan: "Haha! Whatever! If he dares to be a picky eater, I will dare to make him something unpalatable! Hum! My aunt can't cure her anymore! ”

……

I hear this grief-stricken, Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc! When did you get spoiled by this guy Xie Yuhan? You used to help me both openly and secretly!

"Ahem!"

I walked out of the corner and coughed lightly and said, "I said, Yuhan, can you two whisper quietly, is it really good for me to hear it so loudly?" ”

Xie Yuhan turned his head to look at me and pretended to be casual and said, "Who whispered!" The two of us are obviously quietly washing the dishes! I think you're hysterical! ”

Sometimes I admire Xie Yuhan's mental quality very much, and after his own methods are exposed in person, he can still pretend to defend himself as if nothing happened, this kind of mental quality is really condescending not to be a big politician!

Joan of Arc doesn't have as strong a heart as hers, nor does she have the cheekiness she has! After seeing me coming, she was obviously panicked for a moment, and then she took a step back and said, "That Sister Yuhan, I suddenly remembered that I still have a lot of homework to do!" I'll go back first! ”

Me: "Stop!"

When Joan of Arc heard this, she immediately stood like a frightened kitten!

"Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc! In vain, I usually treat you so well, then you treat it like a sister, I never thought that you would come to pit your brother with Xie Yuhan, an outsider! ”

Joan of Arc stuck out his tongue and said cutely: "Who told Brother Fang Ming, you are always picky eaters, only eat meat and not vegetables, I persuaded you several times but you didn't listen, so I can only do this!"

Okay! That's what I'm waiting for!

Xie Yuhan also looked defeated when he heard it!

"Hmmm! Joan of Arc is also for my good! Forget it this time, go back to the house and do your homework! ”

Joan of Arc was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then she realized that I was just making her confess my sins!

At this time, she showed this frustrated expression, and then she immediately gave Xie Yuhan a "take care of me" look and then drifted away!