"Thirty-eight, three-eight, I'm looking for three-eight! Where's the Sanba you just spoke? ”

When he just pressed the walkie-talkie button, Lin Yang wanted to scold his mother! The moment he spoke, he changed his attention. After all, this is a big hospital, and in public, you should always pay attention to your words and deeds.

Before going down the mountain, my aunt told him this more than once. "Don't bring those wildness in the mountains to the city, ruin the honest image that generations of mountain people have built up in the city with their hard work, unremitting efforts, hard work, and even being deceived by others."

I really want to go back to the mountains immediately and take my aunt to the city to have a look, are the current city people still those high-quality people in his impression?

After meeting again, I will say to you from afar, "Uncle Farmer!" You've done a great job! ”

Eggy! Those glorious years have long been, and with the change of human nature, they have become old traditions, old calendars, and old indecent things. It has long been trampled on by today's young people and thrown into the toilet bowl of the toilet! With a croak, the foam went with the water.

The numb one, when I say the word Zhongshui, I get angry. Xiao Shi, the second goods, rented him a suburban house, which was as dilapidated as a kennel, and it was barely a house to live in. All the supporting facilities are from the last century, and the drinking water pipes are still the same old-fashioned iron pipes, rusty, and when you knock on something, you can actually drop a bunch of rust.

But even if it is such a water pipe, the water will be cut off at both ends for three days. As a result, the small stone of the second cargo found a repairman from the friend of the second cargo. As a result, this guy connected the drinking water pipe, and flushed the toilet with reclaimed water, causing him and Xiaowen Xiaowu to drink reclaimed water for half a month.

Xiao Wu Xiaowen complained a lot, his classmates were annoyed with them. said that there was a pit smell in their mouths.

Later, the kind landlord told them that the so-called reclaimed water is the water that domestic sewage is treated by a sewage treatment plant and then transported back to the water for secondary use.

The International Health Organization has long determined that this water contains a large amount of human excretion and is absolutely unsuitable for drinking.

Vomit!

Let's talk about the beautiful little nurse with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes just now, whether it is the second knife that graduated from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences! This may be a bit insulting to the IQ of the hospital leaders, but in any case, you can't use Mongolian doctors in human clinical practice, can you?

I'm not afraid that you will deny it, but this is ironclad evidence on the ass. There's ironclad evidence, and it's fucking bleeding. If she has a primate mindset, shouldn't she know how to be polite and honest?

Why don't you learn from the ancients, "Rong is four years old, you can make pears!" "Is the revenge so heavy, does your family know?

It's just a few happy jokes, witty and witty, and a friendly interaction. Is it that she really doesn't understand our cold humor, or is she too narrow-minded and deliberately retaliating.

The needle like an awl, it's good that it's not pricked! It can be said that it is to deliver the drug to the deeper muscles and help the absorption and utilization of the drug, but don't think that we countrymen don't understand, the needle is left on the butt after the injection and does not pull it out, which is a few meanings.

"I'll just ask you what you mean!"

"What a few meanings! You speak in a tone of voice, three-eight! ”

"Could you please make the thirty-eight beds a little more comprehensive?"

"Thirty-eight, is there any difference between it and thirty-eight? Thirty-eight? ”

"It's a big difference, Sanba!"

"Don't think that my voice is a bit neutral and take me for a three-eight! Actually, I'm a man! Thirty-eight? ”

"If you know what Sanba means, why do you call me Sanba? Thirty-eight! ”

"Get used to it! Thirty-eight! It's uncomfortable to call you that, isn't it! Sanba, you can change to another bed! Thirty-eight! ”

"Isn't it a rope for hanging, I can't drop you, right? Thirty-eight! ”

"Thirty-eight! Thirty-eight! ……！ ”

Lin Yang was furious, and he really wanted to drag this rope connected to the wall down and hang it and then hang himself from the ceiling lamp.

"Lin Yang! You have to listen to your aunt! ”

Hum!

Squeak! Bang.

The door to the ward was opened. The little nurse had just come in from the door, and her expression of embarrassment was to death, and she was immediately absorbed into Lin Yang's fiery eyes.

Crazy to put the pager button in his hand, throw it out, where do you want to go! Because of the excessive power, he didn't know where to fly to that corner, anyway, he was annoyed by the sound of the dead Sanba inside.

"You! Dare to have the face to come back! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's all my fault, I don't work hard, I don't do my job properly! ”

He tried his best to apologize to Lin Yang and pretended to be pitiful! Lin Yang himself is a soft-hearted person, and the other party is still a girl with an extremely soft and cute expression. Although she was very angry and her expression was fierce just now, the little nurse admitted her mistake vigorously. His heart softened.

"That's it! Don't blame yourself, help me solve it! ”

The little nurse's attitude was very good, probably because she was forgiven by Lin Yang, and she was overjoyed. There was a smile all over his face.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Lin Yang lay on the bed, closed his eyes and prepared, waiting for the little nurse to come and pull out the needle dropped on his buttocks.

Leaving the needle on the butt after the injection, what a big heart it takes to make such a calm and unhurried mistake.

He waited quietly for a while, not knowing what the little nurse was doing, and looked back in his crotch. The little nurse inexplicably took out another syringe, and the needle on the syringe was longer and thicker than the one on the buttocks.

Lin Yang's legs trembled in fright, and his voice began to tremble!

"Little ...... Younger sister! What do you want to do? ”

While smoking the potion, she said seriously, "Give you an injection!" ”

"Another injection! Before you get the injection, do you think about it, did you leave anything on me? ”

"What did you throw on you?"

She quickly turned her head and glanced at Lin Yang. He grinned too hard.

"This time I'm really obedient and ready! I've taken off my clothes! ”

"Girl, I haven't put it back until now, can you believe it or not!"

"Why?"

"Why do you say that?"

"It's your own business, and I ...... I'm not your family, how do I know! ”

"Girl! This kind of cold joke, you should keep it home and make your parents happy! Your heart is too big, I guess no one will marry you! ”

He finally put all the potions into the syringe, cleaned the bubbles in the syringe, and walked to Lin Yang's bed with the syringe in his hand.

"I'm not going to marry yet! I've already decided, I'm going to marry the reception robot at our front desk, and I won't talk to humans for the rest of my life, you men are too hypocritical! Or the robot is reliable! I asked him to do whatever he did immediately, I just made up a small program for him, joking with patients, it's fun! I'm going to quarrel with others! ”

"Girl, before you say that we men are hypocritical, pat your chest and touch your heart! Your heart is too big, I'm afraid you can't fit it in your body! ”

"Inexplicable! Do you know why you were given another shot? ”

Lin Yang felt that he didn't have to be distracted to talk to her. Anything goes.

"Why! Don't you follow the doctor's advice? ”

"Of course, you have to follow the doctor's instructions, but I just confused your medicine with the eighty-three bed! So now change back! ”

"What!"

Lin Yang was taken aback, the liquid injected into his body could be replaced! It's unheard of, unheard of. He almost jumped out of bed.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean I confused the medicine of the two of you, his medicine was injected into your body, and your medicine was injected into hers, and the two of you lost the medicine!"

"Oh!"

In a large municipal hospital under the control of a team of professional doctors, the odds of this kind of thing should not happen are very high, and I feel like I have won the lottery. But there was no joy of winning the lottery.

Anyway, it's all a medicine to cure diseases and save people, and there won't be much of a problem, since he has realized his mistake, then forgive him!

Huh!

Lin Yang thought she had made a mistake with the medicine again! Busy asking, "What's wrong?" ”

"Why do you have a needle in your ass? It's incredible! ”

Lin Yang almost cried! Not only did this guy not have a long heart, but he may even have had his brain eaten by a dog.

"Don't you think this needle is a little familiar!"

After listening to Lin Yang's words, she was probably carefully identifying, as if she had touched it with her little hand. A few seconds later.

"Oh yes! How like I've used it before! ”

Oh, my God! There are such girls in the world! Why are there still so many bachelors?

"What a like! It's just one, you forgot to pull out the needle just now! ”

"Yes! I was so prescient that I knew you were going to have another stitch, so I didn't pull it out, lest you get pricked twice! ”

I'm dropping that god! Help me! Get him to Mars! It's too dangerous for humans to be friends with her.

That's what the girl said, and that's what she did, pulled the needle out of the syringe and stuck it directly into the needle on her buttocks. Pushed the potion inside into Lin Yang's ass.

Lin Yang wanted to stop her from doing this so ridiculous that even a Mongolian doctor would not do this, but he was not careful, and the potion had already been injected into a part, so he simply appointed it!

I really have been cultivating for ten lifetimes when I met him, and I don't know what he has done in these ten reincarnations, so that he met such a strange thing today.

In order to relieve the pain and divert his attention, Lin Yang remembered what she said about the front-end robot program just now.

"Isn't that bot of yours that only speaks three or eight?"

"That's right! How do you know? ”

"I've already learned that!"

"Fun, right?"

"I advise you not to admit that you wrote this program!"

"Why?"

"Because a nurse who can't program is not a good PE teacher! You're going to be crippled! ”

"What?"

"Nothing! Describe you as great! ”

"Oh, thank you!"

Sweat!

"What kind of medicine did you inject me?"

"Anti-inflammatory!"

"Not this time, I'm asking you what medicine you got wrong last time?"

"Oh! Last time! Euthanasia! ”

"What?"

Lin Yang's face turned green! It fell from the bed to the floor, and now it's okay, the needle that was thrown in the ass before has finally been pulled out.

"Hurry up and pump it out for me! Come on! ”

Lin Yang climbed into bed! While shouting hysterically!

"Thirty-eight, three-eight, three-eight!"

The red button on the ground made him fall off the bed and smash it, and there was a bunch of three-eight from the pager! Probably the girl's reliable robot died!

Lin Yang's head seemed to have exploded.

"Hurry up and draw back! I don't want euthanasia! ”

Jumped over and grabbed the girl's shoulders like a big bear, shaking like crazy. The girl's figure is a little out of line with his age, the curvature of the chest shaking is too large, and the hospital overalls themselves are very loose, and the buttons of the overalls are not too strong.

As a result, the girl showed her big move! Lin Yang's anger slowly subsided in a dazzling sway.