Chapter 240: Death
"It turns out that Mr. Feng is so dedicated, so Mr. Feng has been single for so many years, but you always have physiological needs...... But you haven't talked about a girlfriend for so many years, it shouldn't be because of your sexual function, hey, people don't want to find an impotent man! Wang Yiyi said with a disgusted face.
Syllable!
After listening to Wang Yiyi's words, Feng Xiaogang didn't even hold the wine glass in his hand steadily, and fell straight to the ground, with cold sweat on his forehead!
Feng Xiaogang began to think that Wang Yiyi was a little sheep, and now he has become a wolf who eats people and does not spit out bones!
Just ask, how many women in this world will ask this kind of question when they go on a blind date!
Feng Xiaogang didn't think that Wang Yiyi would ask such a sharp physiological question........
first asked myself how many girlfriends I had, but I only answered one, and then made up for it, asking myself how to solve the physiological problems that I hadn't talked about my girlfriend for so many years.
If you say that you explain it with your hands, it's a bit out of the table, and if you say that you solve it with a woman, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?
You can't admit that you have a physical problem, right?
is paralyzed, isn't this in front of Wang Yiyi and Han Chuxue, two stunning beauties, and even more faceless.
Nima Coins......
The more Feng Xiaogang thought about it, the more he felt that Wang Yiyi was thoughtful, just a man-eating wolf!
At this time, Feng Xiaogang had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:
"Actually..... You also know that the industry like making sanitary napkins is basically women, and there are many female employees in my company, they worship me, are infatuated with me, and sometimes even seduce me, I am also a normal man, and it is inevitable that I will not grasp myself a few times once in a while, but please rest assured, I have always been clean and self-conscious, and I have done a good job of safety. ”
"Cut, I've made so many detours, just to ask if you usually wear TT when you usually do it, what are you doing with so much nonsense!" Wang Yiyi glanced at Feng Xiaogang angrily.
"......" Ye Qiu.
"......" Han Chuxue.
The two of them are really speechless to Wang Yiyi and Feng Xiaogang, you are just going on a blind date for the first time, a woman asks a man if he wears a condom or not, and the man always proves that he is not **, this Nima is estimated to be the most bizarre blind date in history, right?
Feng Xiaogang was also speechless for a while, and the chick pecked the rice in response, "Wear it, wear it......"
"And what brand of TT do you like to use?" Wang Yiyi continued to ask quirkily.
She looked like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl in junior high school who had just taken a health class, and her beautiful eyes were full of endless curiosity.
Obviously, Feng Xiaogang was taken aback by Wang Yiyi's question again, and said in surprise, "What brand of TT, this is ...... Is it important? ”
At this time, he also had 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping by in his heart, and he had to call and scold the eighteenth generation of the matchmaker's ancestors, and introduce such a strange woman to himself on a blind date.
If it weren't for the fact that Wang Yiyi looked like a goblin, and her sister was the president of Zhonghai's well-known beauty, Feng Xiaogang would have thrown up her sleeves and left.
Ye Qiu was stealing fun on the side, and Han Chuxue kept pulling the corner of Wang Yiyi's clothes under the table, so that this fairy sister wouldn't toss anymore!
Han Chuxue is not stupid, she can see it even now, this Feng Xiaogang looks at Si Swenwen on the surface, wearing a famous brand, but in fact, he is not a good person, just like Ye Qiu, a bastard sitting next to him......
"Okay, then I believe you are clean, then can you tell me, what brand of TT do you like to use, and how often do you use it on average?" Wang Yiyi stared at Feng Xiaogang with a pure face and asked.
"I'm not very familiar with these family planning supplies of TT, and I bought Durex from the Internet...... How often do you use it, you also know that I am a very clean person, and I only use it once a year. Feng Xiaogang said after thinking about it.
"You only use it once a year, so you don't really have a problem there." Wang Yiyi said with disdain.
"I, I said it, I have no problem with my physiology, you ....." Feng Xiao roared angrily.
Rao is no matter how deep his city is, he can't bear a woman who repeatedly asks if he is an impotent man!
"Oh, people just want to know if you will pay attention to hygiene, do you want to get angry, don't they all advocate eugenics now, Durex is a big name, you can rest assured with Durex baby, it means that you have no bacteria!"
As she spoke, Wang Yiyi also stroked her bulging chest decently, looking frightened.
Burst!
Feng Xiaogang is really going crazy!
Nima coin, who said that only Durex in TT is a big name, who dares to say it in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must tell him loudly that in addition to Durex, there are also Jieshibang, celebrities, four-dimensional space, elephants, Beilile, Okamoto, 37.5, Nos......
If you don't care about your own image, Feng Xiaogang really wants to burst into foul language, which cave is this Wang Yiyi, a woman from a cave, go on a blind date with me here, and what brand of TT big name is entangled, safe!
Feng Xiaogang wanted to emphasize to Wang Yiyi again that he was really clean and self-conscious, but Wang Yiyi didn't give him a chance to talk to me at all.
"Alas, Mr. Feng from the first time I saw you, I thought you were handsome, golden, and hated gentlemen, it can be said that I did fall in love with you at first sight, but other strong men don't snap once a week, they can't hold back, you only use TT once a year, it can be seen that there is really something wrong with you below, don't admit it, your expression has betrayed you."
Wang Yiyi sighed, then stood up heartbroken and prepared to leave.
"Yiyi, I sometimes use TT, I sometimes don't use TT, Yiyi, you listen to my explanation......"
As soon as Feng Xiaogang spoke, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and explained to Wang Yiyi.
Syllable!
Who knew that Wang Yiyi not only did not stop, but slapped Feng Xiaogang in the face, looked at Feng Xiaogang with blank eyes and scolded bitterly, "Don't explain, I hate you, why let me like someone I shouldn't like, let me go!" ”
After speaking, Wang Yiyi looked up to the sky and sighed and walked out of the restaurant quickly.
Silly.
Feng Xiaogang was completely stupid.
Ye Qiu and Han Chuxue were stunned for a few seconds before coming back to their senses, who would have thought that Wang Yiyi, the little goblin's first blind date, would actually be slapped by each other.
"Your face is the same as a kidney, it's already full of holes, let's go to the hospital and take a look!"
Ye Qiu put down a fluttering sentence, and then left with Han Chuxue.
Inside the restaurant.
Feng Xiaogang, who was still sven when he came over just now, seemed to be slapped by Wang Yiyi's slap and turned into a pig's head, and sat on the chair in despair, no one knew what he was thinking.
Parking lot.
When Ye Qiu and Han Chuxue returned to the parking lot, Wang Yiyi was still lying in front of the car, laughing so that a flower branch trembled, and the bow turned into a shrimp.
"Yiyi, what are you messing around, if you don't look down on others, you can't look down on them, it's necessary to beat people, if this spreads, who will introduce you to someone in the future!"
Han Chuxue walked over and saw Wang Yiyi's pretty face smiling crimson, and she was angry and said.
"Sister, don't tell me until now, you haven't seen that the person surnamed Feng is a well-dressed beast, and her slap is not only for myself, but also for you." Wang Yiyi pouted, pulled up the tiger skin and said.
"What, what's for me, don't mess around with yourself and get involved with me." Han Chu turned white and Wang Yiyi said with a glance.
Seeing that Han Chuxue didn't believe it, Wang Yiyi turned her head, stared at Ye Qiu badly and said, "Don't believe it, you ask your brother-in-law." ”
Emma!
You die by yourself, why do you have to pull me!
Seeing Han Chuxue and Wang Yiyi staring at him, Ye Qiu replied casually, "I don't know." ”
"Brother-in-law, just now that Feng Xiaogang stared at me and my sister's chest several times, you don't know?" Wang Yiyi said unrelentingly.
"I really don't know."
Ye Qiu then pretended to be stupid and said, where did he dare to follow Wang Yiyi's words easily, God knows if there is a trap, Feng Xiaogang's example is there!
Wang Yiyi saw that Ye Qiu was pretending to be stupid, and he didn't poke it, but touched the pole and said on the tree, "Hmm, so if I want to find a man, I have to find a decent gentleman like my brother-in-law, and I can still hold back from peeking in front of a stunning stunner like me and my sister, this is called real self-cleanliness, brother-in-law, are you right?" ”