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It's actually a lottery ticket?!
Looking at the card in his hand, Ding Xi suddenly felt that those stalks of his father being the richest man in the world and his grandfather being the richest man in the world were like floating clouds, which was simply weak.
"Lao Tzu's ancestors were the richest man five hundred years ago!"
Since meeting the old beggar, Ding Xi's three views have completely changed, and his brain is strong enough, he thinks that Ding Fugui can send him a lottery ticket from the underworld, and it must be a cow to coax, and the amount of winning must be huge.
Why? The welfare lottery in the world is drawn for a few days,The prize money is tens of thousands of eight million,Look at the name of the people,"Difu Niancai",Only once a year,High-end atmosphere on the grade,I don't know how many streets the fucai has fallen.
"How many prizes are these and how do I get them? Nothing is written on it······"
Ding Xi scratched his head and looked at the lottery ticket N times, but there was no progress, just when he was about to question his life, he suddenly felt a cold palm in his hand, and a cold breath went straight to his brain from the palm of his hand.
Then he fainted.
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When Ding Xi woke up, he found himself in a strange room.
Looking at the furnishings, it looks like an office, and in the boss chair next to him, a greasy uncle with Moxican's head is wearing headphones, and he is playing happily with a mobile phone, laughing twice from time to time, his expression is obscene, and his teeth don't notice his existence.
"What is this for? Tik Tok? Eating chicken? ”
Ding Xi was a little curious, got up and quietly came behind the uncle, took a closer look, and was really playing live broadcast.
But he has never seen this live broadcast platform, on the mobile phone screen, a girl with two corners on her head, wearing a maid costume, is scratching her head and shouting microphone.
"This COS is too realistic." Ding Xi muttered in his heart, and looked at the name of the platform on the screen, "Ghost sister, what a ghost name, it's frustrating." He couldn't help but laugh.
"Your sister, scared me to death!" Ding Xi's laughter may have been too wild, and the uncle finally found that there was someone next to him.
He almost fell off the boss's chair, and after straightening his posture, he shouted: "Be serious, stand upright, and don't look at what kind of place this is, how can you make a lot of noise?!" ”
This roar was like a lion's roar, Ding Xi was frightened, and immediately obediently returned to the place and stood in a standard military posture.
Looking at his cowardice, the greasy uncle's face softened a little, and his fingers tapped on the desk and asked, "I am the city god of this district, the new revenant?" How did he die? Reincarnated to get a number, it is strictly forbidden to add a stopper, do you understand the rules? ”
The black and white impermanence is particularly negative and slacking off, and the uncle feels a little unhappy.
Ding Xi first nodded again and again like a chicken eating rice, and suddenly felt that he couldn't hang up like this, unscientific!
He hurriedly put his head like a rattle, and explained with sincere fear: "Brother Cheng, no, no, Lord God, you have come to misunderstand, you are here to receive the award, my name is Ding Xi, and my ancestor is Ding Fugui." ”
As he spoke, he hurriedly took out the lottery ticket and respectfully placed it on the desk in front of Chenghuang.
Chenghuang picked up the lottery ticket and glanced at it, changed his face, and his eyes were full of infinite smiles: "It turned out to be Xiaoding, Fugui and I are Lao Tie, both of them are from my own family, don't see outside, just call me Tony, sit, sit." ”
Nima, the underworld is also popular now?
Ding Xi sat down on the sofa and rubbed his palms a little embarrassed: "That, Brother Tony, has the lottery been drawn?" How many grades did I win? ”
Chenghuang Tony grinned, and pointed his finger in the direction of Ding Xi: "You young people are just in a hurry, don't be busy, drink some drinks first, you won the jackpot, I'll arrange it." ”
As soon as he heard that it was the jackpot, Ding Xi felt a dizziness from happiness.
Chenghuang Tony took a sip of "MUA" on his mobile phone, said goodbye to the baby in a while, and then picked up the landline and dialed the number while being polite to Ding Xi: "There are Meng Po soup and weak water in the refrigerator for three thousand, what you drink, take it yourself." ”
Your sister, who would dare to drink such a dark drink?
Ding Xi waved his hand again and again and said that he was not thirsty, and he was only interested in how much the jackpot was now.
Chenghuang Tony was also not polite, and dialed the phone to the other end and instructed: "Hey, I, Tony, you have arranged for this year's jackpot to be out of this number, what pattern?" You wait! ”
He picked up the lottery ticket on the table and continued: "Remember, the regular picture is a bull's head, a horse's face, and a water ghost······ Aang, right. What the? Special pattern? Let me see, uh, the special pattern is me, are you stupid? The special pattern is me, Chenghuang, you are sucky, hanging. ”
"This guy can, the official is arrogant, and if he doesn't win the lottery, he will say that the grand prize is me, and there is such a god operation, the black whistle behind the referee!" Ding Xi slandered.
Chenghuang Tony hung up the phone, glanced at the stunned Ding Xi and said with a smile: "The people below are spoiled, and they are inefficient, so those of us who are leaders can't be sloppy, we have to have a serious and responsible attitude, and everything is based on reality." ”
He talked endlessly, and the more he talked, the more serious he became, which meant that he was on the line.
Ding Xi wiped the saliva on his face with his sleeve, afraid that he would not be able to hold back his laughter again, so he had to look sideways at the wall.
"Originally, Fugui was going to meet you, no, Niu Tou, Ma Mian, Richard sentenced them to be missing one of the three, and Fugui could only rush to the rescue temporarily."
"Richard's sentence?"
"It's the judge, my name is Tony City, his name is Richard, leaders of our level have foreign names, keep pace with the times, in your world, it should be at the provincial and ministerial level, bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence They can't reach the grade."
Chenghuang Tony looked like a superior person, and chattered a lot, which made Ding Xi think of the beautiful man in a robe and his legs across a white horse.
He is like sitting on pins and needles, he just wants to take money and leave in the underworld, and pretend to be forced to slap his face in the yang.
Fortunately, at this time, the landline phone rang, and Ding Xi took a long breath, as if he was shouldering a heavy responsibility.
Tony answered the phone, made an OK gesture to him, and then opened the safe and began to fumble for something.
"Cut, take off your pants and fart, make so many famous halls, it's better to just announce the results directly." Ding Xi was full of complaints, but he was immediately diverted by Tony's posture of opening the safe.
Excited, apprehensive, restless····· Refreshing!
"Well, there you have it!" Chenghuang Tony pulled around in the safe for a long time, took out a small crystal hammer the size of an ear scoop, walked up to Ding Xi playfully, and smashed it seven times on the top of his head.
"What?" Ding Xi screamed in pain.
"That's it!"
"Okay?"
Ding Xi looked at the greasy fat face in front of him inexplicably, blinked, and asked tentatively, "Are you sure it's over?" Wouldn't it be too child's play? ”
Chenghuang Tony saw Ding Xi's suspicions, and said seriously: "Don't underestimate this hammer in my hand, this is the leading big brother in the treasure of the underworld - the limited edition soul hammer, just knocked you seven times, in fact, seven souls are implanted in your brain, and you can obtain their abilities without being affected by their memories." ”
"And with the financial resources of Fugui, the richest man in the underworld, what we have prepared for you is seven cattle souls, which is much more than giving you hundreds of billions of sau, and you can go sideways after you return to the world."
"How good is it?" Ding Xi will be skeptical.
"Very awesome! Every name is a household name among you. Tony replied firmly.
“······”
Ding Xi was about to ask a few more questions, but Chenghuang Tony waved his long sleeves and said, "Something to burn smoke", and Ding Xi disappeared.
Chenghuang Tony returned to the boss's chair, shook his head slightly, and whispered, "Rich, you only know that you gave him a generous gift, but you don't know that at the same time, you buried a dangerous thunder for him." After that, he picked up his mobile phone again, with a cheap face: "Little sister, I'm sorry, Shu Huang will compensate you for ten rockets, good." ”
Ding Xi returned home and found that it was already the afternoon of the next day, an hour in the underworld, and a whole day in the world.
He didn't stay at home, he went straight to the Wenmo Media office building, he wanted to make the pair of dog men and women look good, in his eyes, Xiong Chumo is now a temporary mixed lunch in the crew, and he will definitely not survive two episodes.
Unexpectedly, the teacher was unfavorable, there was a traffic jam on the road, and when he arrived at the company, there was no one.
"Nima, let you live one more episode!" Out of the door, Ding Xi took a sip in disappointment.
"Isn't this Xiao Ding, what are you muttering?"
Ding Xi followed the voice and saw that it was Uncle Wang who was setting up a stall at the door of the company to sell skewers.
The old man has a good heart, and he gives Ding Xi a discount every time, and Ding Xi is happy to take care of his business often.
"Nothing, find someone."
"Looking for Editor-in-Chief Xiong?!" Uncle Wang seemed to know something, and smiled slyly: "Look for it at the Yindu Hotel, he was calling here just now, and I listened to it so much." ”
When Ding Xi heard this, he was immediately full of energy, thanked him, and got in the car and transferred to the Yindu Hotel.
When he came to the hotel lobby, Ding Xi lied that he was Xiong Chumo's friend who arrived late, and it was easy to get the box number from the girl at the bar.
At this time, he didn't realize that his IQ had been recharged, and his mouth was more than 6.
In a luxury suite box, Xiong Chumo was pushing cups and changing lamps with a few fox friends and dogs, and they were eating happily.
Ding Xi was straightforward, kicked the door of the box, but he didn't expect the door to be hidden, he kicked too hard, the door was opened, but he also fell a dog to eat Xiang.
Rub, this appearance really doesn't fit the temperament of the protagonist!
Ding Xi got up, glanced at the people who were looking at each other, and hooked his finger at Xiong: "The surname Xiong, get out." ”
Xiong Chumo was still in a daze, thinking to himself if this guy was invited by the monkey?
was called by Ding Xi, he came back to his senses and played Xiao Jiujiu: "You still dare to come to find fault, see that he is confident, there must be a ghost here, let's take a look first." ”
He arched his hand to a few friends who stood up and were about to rush over, and said, "Brothers, I'm sorry today, brother, I have a bit of an urgent matter to deal with, let's continue another day." ”
"Old bear, there's something to talk about." Several men glared at Ding Xi viciously and walked out of the box.
"Isn't there a special seven-cow soul possession? Can you still wrestle? Could it be that the soul awakening is the same as playing the king, and the skills are still delayed? ”
Ding Xi had a series of questions in his head, and he didn't bother to deal with a few people.
"Yo, Xiaoding, come on, come and sit, eat and chat." To say that this bear is also good enough to make ink, and the face doesn't know what special material it is made of, it's like nothing happened.
According to Ding Xi's script, it should be time to roar angrily, "I'll eat your uncle!" Rushed over and knocked Xiong Chumo to the ground, and then asked him to kneel and sing conquest, but judging from the heel just now, the lines probably had to be changed, and he had another plan in mind.
"If you fart, let it go!" Ding Xi pulled a chair and sat down at the table.
Xiong Chumo got up and poured two glasses of red wine, handed one to Ding Xi, and smiled ambiguously, "Xiao Ding, don't get angry yet, we still have to discuss the matter, I will pay 500,000." ”
"Five hundred thousand? You give it to me? Ding Xihu looked up suspiciously, and Xiong Chumo appeared.
There must be a demon when things go wrong, this thing will be so kind? But Ding Xi didn't mind listening to what he had to say, anyway, he didn't have anything to lose, and he wasn't afraid of him playing a moth.
"Come, it's all in the wine, dry this glass, brother, I'll say a few heart-wrenching words to you."
Ding Xi saw that it was red wine, hesitated for a moment, and still took the cup, but he didn't clink glasses with Xiong Chumo, and drank it himself.
Xiong Chumo glanced at Ding Xi, without the slightest embarrassment, he also drank it all, and then poured two more glasses and began to confess.
Taking advantage of the gap between Xiong Chumo pouring himself wine, Ding Xi quietly put his hand into his pocket and pressed the recording button of his mobile phone.
Xiong Chumo bluntly told the whole story, he admitted that he stole Ding Xi's account secrets, saying that it was just to get the position and fame of the editor-in-chief.
As compensation, in addition to the 500,000 yuan promised to Ding Xi just now, he is also willing to buy out the remaining manuscripts at double the price of the website.
"There is no grass at the end of the world, brother, you also know that Hao Qian's girl is not a good bird······"
By the time Xiong Chumo said this, Ding Xi had already fallen on the table.
"What a stupid B, thinking that Lao Tzu didn't know you were recording?" Xiong Chumo took out his mobile phone from Ding Xi's body and glanced at it, pressed the delete button, put the mobile phone into his pocket again, and didn't forget to kick Ding Xi's feet when he was about to leave.
"Alas, it's a pity that my medicine is missing." He said to himself and grinned, "But it saved more than 20,000 yuan, and it's worth it." ”
Xiong Chumo felt that he was in a good mood, and when he left the hotel, he deliberately explained to the cashier: "Take care of my friend inside, he pays the bill." ”