Chapter 515: A Quarrel That Tears Your Skin!
"You're so stupid, you can't wipe the lamp, you come down and pick me up!"
Jiang Manxin shouted with disdain, grabbed Brother Feng's belt, and his pants were almost pulled off.
"I don't think you're much more capable than me, otherwise, let the drawing come, she's really ingenious!" Brother Feng kindly suggested.
"Skillful, you big-headed ghost! Miss Ben is also an all-rounder, okay? Jiang Manxin was very unconvinced, and when he heard the man praise the icicle, he was angry.
She rolled up her sleeves and jumped onto the stool to wipe down the intricate crystal chandelier on the ceiling.
"Won't you hold me up and hold my ass any longer? Stupid! Jiang Manxin urged.
It's not that Brother Feng is too stupid, it's that both of them have average talents in housework, and if they change to Han Huayin, it is estimated that they have already been polished.
"Hold it hard, why are you lying on your stomach softly, like a stupid bear that has just snapped!"
"It's because your ass is too slippery, and you can't control it with both hands!"
"Giggles, are you working, or are you flirting? Lust kills you! ”
"Hehe, you're deliberately seducing me, thinking I can't see your little tricks?"
"Tap, tap, it's so itchy!"
The two sang and harmonized, clearly flirting and scolding, and the joy of fish and water, how could they have a little serious appearance of doing housework.
"Do you know what it means to be shameless? Get out of the way! ”
Han Huayin's cold drink interrupted the beautiful mood of the two of them.
After two hours, the house was cleaned and looked brand new inside and out.
"Two aunts and grandmothers, what do you do to eat at night, and replenish my body for Ah Feng?"
Brother Feng sat on the sofa, swaying Erlang's legs, looking like a landlord enjoying the moisture of rain and dew.
"Jiang Manxin and I have reached an agreement that all the housework and cooking errands in the future will be handed over to you!"
Han Huayin sat on the sofa and twisted her white neck, she was really tired from a lot of work, and she needed to rest.
"Housework...... What about cooking, washing clothes, washing dishes? Brother Feng said weakly.
The two women didn't speak, one was holding an apple, the other was eating a banana, and looked at Brother Feng with sympathetic eyes, an ignorant little appearance, naughty and cute.
"Let me do it all? Do I still have the majesty of a head of the family? "Brother Feng grinded his teeth and secretly scolded for being too unfair and evil hegemonism.
"It is precisely because of the head of the family that these things are handed over to you to govern, and the power is big enough!" Han Huayin said solemnly.
"Then why do I have to be relegated to the third place?" Brother Feng said sadly.
"Don't worry, I will provide you up in bed, let you enjoy the imperial treatment, just do some small labor, you can exchange for the night of service, is it good enough?"
Jiang Manxin threw his wink, his face was full of flowers, but he didn't have the slightest intention of helping Brother Feng.
After all, her skills in the kitchen are very weak, equivalent to an underage baby.
As for the ability to be in bed! That's another story.
Brother Feng suddenly found that no matter how awesome he was outside, the scenery was infinite, and he was only oppressed at home.
And this kind of oppression will last for an infinitely long period of time, or for a lifetime.
"How can this work, Lao Tzu is the emperor's life, and he must rise up!"
Brother Feng wore an apron, chopping vegetables in the kitchen, and looked at the living room without a trace, watching TV and eating snacks.
He is dissatisfied with the status quo on the surface, but his heart is full of sweetness.
Kitchen, housework, beauty, moist little days.
This is the beauty that he has been eagerly looking forward to for many years, and now it is within reach.
"The two of them are quite harmonious on the surface, but they must have their own thoughts in their hearts, but since they can accept each other's existence, why should Ah Feng and I break up their sisterhood! The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, and it's not very beautiful to live together, hey, hey, hey! ”
Brother Feng smirked while stir-frying.
Once, he only planned to have Han Huayin alone, and monogamy was in line with Chinese law and accepted by secular concepts.
However, after all kinds of ups and downs, his philosophy has also changed dramatically.
Especially on the non-land battlefield, watching the death of one brother after another, watching the master and the two seniors disappear into this world, Brother Feng felt that there was nothing more important than grasping the happiness in front of him.
Is the law more important than human life?
Is perception more important than human life?
Perhaps, Brother Feng used to account for these things, but now, he sees that the two Nizi can get along in harmony, and he should be more open-minded.
He must admit that the status of Ice and Fire is equally important in his heart, and there is no need to distinguish between superior and inferior.
Since he likes them all, then he will take them all, not hurt anyone, and leave no regrets.
Even if there will be some discordant small frictions in the process, he must find a way to balance the relationship and smooth everything out.
I can even settle the fierce and monstrous demon like Chiyan, and I can't handle family chores?
"The most important thing now is the problem of sleeping at night, it seems that I have to come up with a foolproof plan, in case they fight because of jealousy, it will not be good!"
Brother Feng thought obscenately in his heart.
Soon, a sumptuous table of dishes is on the table.
Tomato prawns, crab curry, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, garlic broccoli, spicy sirloin steak, and beautiful white fungus lotus seed soup.
The fragrant taste arouses the appetite of both ice and fire, and it is beautiful and delicious, and people can't help but move their chopsticks.
Jiang Manxin picked up a crab leg, licked the soup on it with a powdery fragrant tongue, his eyes lit up, and praised: "The technique is good, your unique strengths just make up for Miss Ben's shortcomings of not being able to cook!" "I didn't add that she had some shortcomings, and it is estimated that the other party can better make up for them.
"These dishes are better than me, it seems that it is right to hand over the kitchen work to you in the future!" Han Huayin ate tomato and prawns, and did not forget to like it.
"Serving the two queens, it is Ah Feng's lifelong glory, come and come, toast to our happy life in the future!"
Brother Feng took the initiative to raise his wine glass and collided with the second daughter.
Red candle wine, not only food, but also beautiful people.
Just ask, in the whole world, which man can be happier than Brother Feng?
They talked and laughed from the past, first talking about Brother Feng, and then, they talked about the beautiful scenery of Qingcheng Mountain in Shuzhong, Dali in Yunnan, Xiamen Phuket, Sanya Yulong Bay and other scenery.
The two women can be described as real winners in life, sitting on hundreds of millions of assets, and they don't have to think about life, they can visit famous places all over the world.
They don't want to think about any irritable questions, they just want to travel the mountains and rivers, and travel to all corners of the world with men.
Once, they encountered pressures, crises, and all kinds of tribulations that ordinary people could not bear.
Now, after the storm, they are entitled to enjoy, and all the gifts they have earned with hard work and life are well deserved.
"If you want me to say, it's not as good as home, what is there to do in Sanya, it's better to go to Xiaoyang Village, I'll take you to the mountains to steal sweet potatoes and catch hares, that's fun!"
Brother Feng was grinning and in a leisurely mood.
However, at this moment, there was a sudden commotion outside the door, and the corridor was in chaos, as if the baron and the goddess were arguing over something.
"I'm rubbing, the little man is fat, and he dares to do it against his father-in-law and mother-in-law? Cow B! Brother Feng listened to the wind and immediately distinguished three sounds.
"Uncle Shen and Aunt Qi are elders after all, you go and persuade the baron, there may be something wrong in his family!" Han Huayin said with concern.
At this moment, in the corridor, a battle between the two old and the young is being staged.
"Bastard boy, who do you say is red apricot out of the wall? What's wrong with my daughter, you actually use such vicious language to satirize, you are morally degraded! Shen Yingjun jumped to his feet and scolded.
"Bullshit, you used to shout at your uncle, saying that Shen Shasha would be with me wholeheartedly for a lifetime, Lao Tzu has only been traveling abroad for less than a year, and she found a new love, what is this not cheating?"
The baron was indignant.
He has always dumped others, when has he been dumped by others, and this time it is not a trick, it is a big green hat buckled on his head.
"You disappeared for so long and didn't come to a single call, did I watch my daughter stay alive and widowed? Besides, my daughter hasn't promised you anything, it's always been our husband and wife who have been poking at each other, what practical actions do you have? Qi Ruhua teased.