A turnip, a pit
"I gently hugged you into my arms, held you in the palm of my hand, and said loudly that what I love is you, and you are my only ...... in the happy country"
It's not singing, it's wolf howling, and both ears are plugged with tissue paper, but you can still hear it, and you can still hear it slightly under the quilt.
It's ten o'clock, he won't go out yet, and he won't be ready to howl at home all day today! I don't know where to go for breakfast in the morning? Zhou Fan wanted to vomit when he listened.
The door is still soundproof, so let the ghost go!
"Hong Yu, it's noon, you still can't go out?"
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to get up and talk to him and tell him to shut up!
Not to mention, as soon as the wolf howl stopped, Zhou Fan hurriedly put the tissue paper in his ear, and his ears suddenly became comfortable.
"When you go out after lunch, do you want to go out for a walk with me?" Hong Yu smiled and lowered his head to kiss Zhou Fan's face, wanting to take her out.
The sun was blazing outside, thirty-six degrees, and it would be even hotter after lunch, so the fool went out to bask in the sun, and finally changed his complexion back, but he didn't want to tan into black charcoal anymore.
Shaking his head and saying "no, I have to spend money when I go out, I save some flowers, I don't have much cash"
Hong Yu couldn't say anything with a smile, and pulled Zhou Fan to sit on his lap, his dishonest hand was up and down.
"Don't make trouble, be honest with me," Zhou Fan glared and scolded.
Hong Yu also glared at Zhou Fan and said, "Be honest with you, your wings are hard!" You tell me what happened last night, you make a thick quilt by yourself, cover it yourself, give me a thin quilt, and the air conditioner is turned on at 16 degrees, are you considered a vicious little crazy wife? ”
Why did this wicked man sue first? Zhou Fan frowned, stretched out his hand and grabbed Hong Yu's ear, "I adjusted the air conditioner to 26 degrees, you wrapped all the quilts, I was freezing to death, so I had to go next door to get a thick quilt, you got up in the middle of the night and turned down the air conditioner yourself"
Hong Yu grinned in pain, scratched Zhou Fan's armpit with his hand, Zhou Fan hurriedly stopped him, and let go of his hand.
"Puff"
Zhou Fan instinctively pinched his nose tightly, got off Hong Yu's leg, fanned it with his hand, and said, "Why do you have so many stinky farts?" What have you eaten? ”
Hong Yu smiled embarrassedly, and awkwardly fanned the wind with a newspaper and said, "What you eat, I eat?" I don't know what's going on? The fart is smelly and loud."
"I slept well in the morning, and I was woken up by a stinky fart of yours, and I almost fainted because of the stinky smell."
Speaking of the morning, Hong Yu couldn't laugh, the good thing was yellowed by a stinky fart, and he didn't fight if he wanted to be angry.
"Are you holding back and not going to the bathroom?"
Hong Yu scratched his head again, and said, "I have been a little constipated and angry in the past two days, and it hurts when I exert myself."
Constipation is on fire, you don't drink water, you don't hurt who hurts, and you just had hemorrhoids surgery, but there can be no recurrence.
"Didn't you drink water when you woke up in the morning?"
Hong Yu shook his head, looked at Zhou Fan and said, "I don't want to drink."
It's not a child, why are you so disobedient? Let him drink water and still don't drink it, he doesn't like to drink honey water, and he doesn't eat fruits, and he rarely eats vegetables, who can get hemorrhoids if he can't get hemorrhoids?
"Drink a glass of warm water in the morning to moisten the intestines, then a glass of warm water and some honey, it is best to have another cup in the afternoon, bad skin has a lot to do with the intestines, and bad breath, for the sake of your own health, also think about me, smell your bad breath every day, you still have to kiss me at every turn, just like just eaten durian, I don't want to stink"
When it came to bad breath, Hong Yu took a breath, he couldn't help frowning when he smelled it, and immediately drank a full glass of water on the desk, handed it to Zhou Fan and said, "Madam, help me have another cup and put some honey"
took the teacup downstairs, poured him a glass of water, added a spoonful of honey, sent it upstairs to Hong Yu, saw him on the phone, and then went downstairs to cook.
Simple two dishes, burned a soup, the amount is not much, just enough for two people to eat, Hong Yu is swallowing dates, eating a big gulp and not forgetting to make a lunch for Zhou Fan commented that "there is too little oil, no MSG"
"To prevent cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, eating too much monosodium glutamate causes cancer"
Fortunately, it was not to his taste, otherwise he would have drunk all the vegetable soup, and the dish almost entered his stomach, and he drank a bowl of tomato and egg soup.
After washing and scrubbing, Hong Yu stretched his waist, pulled Zhou Fan back to the bedroom to rest, let her lie on the bed, and massaged her.
"I've been touching meat these days"
Fat? I didn't feel it, I reached out and touched my waist, but I didn't feel any meat.
"I said the meat ball on top is too big"
Zhou Fan knew what he was thinking as soon as he heard it, so he quickly pulled the quilt around his body and didn't let him massage it.
"It's still your husband and I treat you well, I give you a massage during the day, sleep with you in my arms at night, give you a massage of meat balls, you spend money as you like, and endure your violence, I can't find a second good man like me in the world"
said that he seems to be really the best man in the world, but in fact, he is a pervert, and his hands are either on his chest or on his lower abdomen, which is surprisingly unbearable.
"Don't, Hong ...... Hmmm......"
I was hit on my chest again, and I can't be honest with my hands when I kiss? Do other men do the same when they kiss?
"What not? You say"
"You tap it, it's all rubbed by you" Zhou Fan gasped, blushed, and lowered his head to say.
His wife's cheeks were crimson, a little wet from a short fever, her lips were red, and looking at Zhou Fan, Hong Yu couldn't calm down.
Tender words have no real action, it is not appropriate to go out at ten o'clock at noon, stay in the air-conditioned room at home, and do something with the woman you love, that is the best.
"Brother, I'll send the child to live in ......"
Embarrassed, Zhou Fan awkwardly pulled the quilt to block his body, and his face turned red all of a sudden.
I heard Hong Yu's scolding voice, "Get out, don't you know how to knock on the door when you come in?" ”
The good thing was disturbed, of course Hong Yu was angry, and threw a pillow out casually, and his face was almost distorted and deformed.
"In broad daylight"
The door was slammed shut, Zhou Fan turned his head to look at the door, and said with a long sigh of relief, "Don't do this in broad daylight in the future, it scares me to death."
"Afraid of what? Aren't we still one? ”
His heart is really big, he was bumped into by someone during sex, his face did not change, and he had to continue, just now Hong Ling suddenly came in, and he didn't bother him at all.
I slept comfortably, and when I woke up, I found that I was still lying in Hong Yu's arms, with one arm still on his chest, and Hong Yu was still sleeping.
As soon as he moved, Hong Yu tightened his arm again, leaned Zhou Fan closer to him, and still closed his eyes.
"Hong Yu, I want to drink water"
Hong Yu moved, sat up slowly, glanced at the bed, laughed, kissed Zhou Fan's forehead vigorously and said, "Wife, you are so powerful, you are about to suck my essence and blood dry"
What do you say inexplicably? Zhou Fan was stunned for a moment, his face turned red again, and he was crazy, leaving him a kiss mark on his neck.
Seeing that Zhou Fan drank a glass of water, Hong Yu asked her to lie down, stretched her waist and got up and started dressing.
"What time will you be back?" Zhou Fan lay on the pillow and asked softly.
"I'll come back when I'm done, and I'll bring back whatever I want to eat."
After thinking about it, I didn't think I had anything to eat, so I had to say, "Buy a watermelon!" ”
The kiss marks on his neck are not very clear, if it weren't for his dark skin, it must be obvious, his brain was hot, what did he think at the time, why did he leave a kiss mark on him? No one else will laugh at him!
Hong Yu washed his face, came out of it with a smile and said, "Leave me a mark, are you afraid that other women will find you man?" ”
To be honest, not afraid, because he is not good-looking, short-tempered, and has nothing else that makes women obsessed except for a little money.
"Don't be afraid, you have a seal, the so-called one radish has a pit, you have a pit in this radish, you have to pay attention to yourself, don't cuckold me, understand?"
Hong Yu laughed, sat on the bed and half-lay down and rubbed Zhou Fan's short hair a few times, kissed him affectionately and said, "My radish is just a pit for you, and I will never enter other people's pit for the rest of my life, besides, other pits are not suitable for me"
looked at Zhou Fan condescendingly, Zhou Fan also looked at him, unconsciously stretched out his hands, gently held his face, and looked at him without saying a word.
Looking at each other, each other's breath blowing into each other's faces, Hong Yu swallowed his saliva and reached out to unbutton his shirt under his neck.
"Why don't you go out?"
If it doesn't work, it has to be done, Hong Yu has no resistance to Zhou Fan, nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice, pulling the clothes on his body, he didn't even have time to take off his pants, so he lay beside Zhou Fan and hugged her tightly.
The taste of being loved may be to snuggle up to each other, Zhou Fan wants Hong Yu to accompany him, and he doesn't want to leave a step.
Hong Yu is even more so, after leaving for a few years, he feels more and more infatuated with her, and he is also unwilling to be separated from her for another minute.