"Take off, I take off ......"

From time to time, a shiny fruit body came out, and everyone was shocked when they saw it, "Damn, Fat Song, you are a mini version of this thing!" ”

……

"I really didn't expect that it was you who rescued Grandpa Su last time, it's really disrespectful and disrespectful."

After the matter was resolved, Guo Zifeng hugged Ning Xiaotian with a smile, and then the conversation changed and began to set up almost "Hehe, that Xiaotian, this scroll ......"

"I understand what Mr. Guo means. Since you are a lover of Wang Xi's zigzag scroll, how can I have the reason to win people's love? If you like it, take it. ”

Ning Xiaotian said sincerely, to be honest, this thing is not attractive to him, at least at least it can't catch up with the temptation of money at present.

"Are you really willing to sell me?"

"Of course."

"Good, good!"

Guo Zifeng said three good words in a row, and his face was pleasantly surprised, "Since you are so refreshing, then I will directly give you 12 million, let's not make a price, and make a deal in one bite." ”

After speaking, he made an uproar on the check he took out, and in a few seconds, the check worth tens of millions fell into Ning Xiaotian's hand.

Ning Xiaotian had never seen so much money, only to see a string of zeros behind 12, and he was thrilled to watch!

Subsequently, under He Xing's suggestion, several people went directly to the most famous Yellow Crane Restaurant in Jianghai City, and they also knew Ning Xiaotian here and made friends.

I have to say that this meal is quite heroic, and the life of rich people is different.

When you are still stuffy and drinking Erguotou, people's 82-year-old Lafite has become a defective product. ate more than 100,000 yuan in one meal, which can be regarded as the most extravagant meal since Ning Xiaotian was born!

When I returned to the dormitory at night, I fell asleep without saying a word.

When I woke up, it was already the next day.

Ten thousand trees bloom, chickens and birds contend.

Ning Xiaotian only felt that his cupola gun was harder, and with the continuous competition of yang energy in his body, this yurt was two centimeters taller than before!

The height didn't grow so fast! It's a pity that this is a special stage, and I have a complete desire and can't demand it......

After thinking about it nonsense, Ning Xiaotian found that the three animals in the bedroom were not there at all.

I drank too much yesterday, and today Ning Xiaotian doesn't want to go anywhere, just wants to lie quietly on the bed and laze for a while.

Swipe a red envelope!

It's okay to be idle, Ning Xiaotian picked up his mobile phone, maybe he can still brush a few ingots, you must know that one ingots are worth more than one million treasures!

Ding dong!

As soon as I turned on my phone, a few text messages came out.

"Are you there?"

"Absent?"

"Eh, why don't you speak?"

"What are you doing?"

"I haven't seen you all day today, where have you been?"

……

Hmm, Ning Xiaotian was stunned, Lin Shuya actually sent him seven or eight text messages last night!

I'll go, this girl won't fall in love with me, will he?

Although he is very rich now and his appearance is also very attractive, it is not too good for a school girl to confess so explicitly, which is not reserved......

But I like it!

Ning Xiaotian looked at the message on the screen, secretly happy in his heart, and replied after thinking about it: "Colonel Lin, haven't you seen me for a day?" ”

Ding dong!

Back in seconds!

Ning Xiaotian leaned in and quickly picked up his mobile phone.

"Think of ghosts, you think beautiful! I'm just worried if you're in trouble......"

"It turns out that the school girl is worried about me...... Tut-tut! ”

Ning Xiaotianle said: "Don't worry, Colonel Lin, I'm such a civilized one, how can I make trouble when I go to the street and even have to worship ants and study!" Unless it's messy with me, but I don't think it has the guts. ”

Seeing the information, Lin Shuya was amused and smacked her lips, "Cut, you are still a good student!" By the way, who is worried about you, I made a slip of the tongue just now, don't count, ignore you! ”

Tsk, this Nizi is angry.

Ning Xiaotian suddenly thought of the flirting skills he had seen on the Internet before, and immediately said, "Oh, Shuya, don't be angry." I've got a very nice joke for you! ”

"Don't listen!"

If you don't listen to me, I'll speak!

"Once upon a time an instructor wanted to embarrass his soldiers, so he said, "Go, go up to that tree, and see if it can speak." When the soldier heard this, he was depressed, how could this tree speak, but he still went. When he came back five minutes later, the soldier said, "Report to the instructor, the tree can't speak." The instructor glared: Go again. The soldier went again in frustration, and came back in 5 minutes, and the soldier said: Report to the instructor, the tree can't speak. The instructor glared again: Go again. After 5 minutes, the soldier came back and said: Report to the instructor, it spoke. The instructor was taken aback and asked: What did it say? ”

"What did he say?" Lin Shuya was also puzzled.

"The soldier said, "Report to the instructor, it told you to come over, and it said it had something to say to you."

"Poof!"

Lin Shuya laughed, "Hahaha, wait a minute, you make me laugh for a while, this soldier is too funny." Hahaha......"

"Colonel Lin is not angry, hehe."

"Cut, who said that?"

Ning Xiaotian smiled secretly, this girl is quite capable of pretending, obviously laughing and saying no, thinking about it again, "I'll tell you another joke, you listen to this and see if you can understand."

Q: How many limbs does a man have?

Answer: 5 limbs.

Q: How many limbs does a woman have?

Answer: 4 limbs.

Q: How many limbs do men and women have?

Answer: 8 limbs, 9 limbs, 8 limbs, 9 limbs ......"

After reading Ning Xiaotian's post, Lin Shuya was puzzled, "What kind of man and woman is this?" Isn't there a total of 9 limbs? Why is it still 8989? ”

“……”

Ning Xiaotianle was happy, "Eldest sister, are you sure you don't understand?" ”

"Don't sell it!"

Say it...... Can Nima say that?

Anyway, you can't come to the dormitory with a knife and cut me!

In four years of college, I haven't seen a few orthodox jokes, but the meat jokes have been edified by Du Hui, and Ning Xiaotian is also helpless, but he still plans to see how pure this school's Hualin Shuya is!

"Let's not discuss this 89 issue. Let's discuss international events! "Ning Xiaotian is serious.

"Heh, do you still follow the news?" Lin Shuya made a snickering expression.

"It's okay, it's just to cultivate your sentiment when you're fine." Ning Xiaotian pretended to be a serious b.

"Then what do you say, what is an international event?"

"You know McDonald's and KFC, right?"

"Of course I do!"

"Do you know which of the two places is tougher?"

"I don't know, what's wrong?"

The answer is McDonald's. You know why? ”

"Why?"

"Because McDonald's is an uncle, and KFC is a grandfather!" Ning Xiaotian explained with a smile.

"Uncle? Grandfather? ”

Lin Shuya didn't come to her senses for a while, but after a few seconds, her face suddenly turned red, and she said angrily: "Ning Xiaotian, you hooligan!" Dirty, bastard! ”

"I ......"

Ning Xiaotian was about to explain, but suddenly laughed, this Nizi must have understood!

I thought it was so pure, haha......

"Hmph, I'm going to ignore you anymore! (Anger)"

“……”

Seeing the news sent by Lin Shuya, Ning Xiaotian panicked, Damn, it's a big game now!

Da Da Da ......

I typed many lines of information in a row, but I didn't reply to a word, and in the end, my avatar turned gray!

This Nizi won't be really angry, Ning Xiaotian wants to cry without tears, she originally wanted to make her happy, who knows about this situation, if you know the result earlier, you won't tell meat jokes when you kill her!

Anyone who talks a little bit is better than this!

Ning Xiaotian sighed, put down his phone, and prepared to close his eyes and squint for a while.

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

Who, so annoying, Ning Xiaotian knew that it must not have been sent by Lin Shuya, so he couldn't help but be a little annoyed, picked up his phone and took a look, and found that it was actually a group of immortals.

……

Marshal Tianpeng: Is the old man of the East China Sea here? How's it going, it's not raining these days?

Chang'e: Please, big brother, this is the heavenly court, where can we get you to make rain! (White Eyes)

Marshal Tianpeng: (Colorful) Wow, little sister Chang'e is out!

Chang'e: (Three white eyes float by)

Marshal Tianpeng: Sister Chang'e, go to Guanghan Palace tonight, and you will entertain me then! (bared tooth laughs)

Taishang Laojun: Tut-tut, Bajie can do it now! It's really going to be in a hurry, according to me, Zhijiro Zhenjun and Wu just happened to be on a business trip! You're ...... Hey, hey, hey.

Chang'e: Hey, you stinky hi, coax again, tell the Queen Mother to go later! (Angry) Also, if you dare to make up your mind again, believe it or not, I will let you be reincarnated as a pig!

Marshal Canopy: Uh...... Sister Chang'e, don't be angry, woo woo, I'm just joking. Don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously (cold sweat)

Taishang Laojun: Woo woo, heaven and earth are wronged, I was joking just now......

Chang'e: Just kidding your sister, a lewd man, an old and unscrupulous!

Marshal Canopy: Woooooooo

Taishang Laojun: Sister Chang'e, don't be angry, eh, by the way, haven't you always wanted to communicate with your Jade Rabbit? I just happened to research a treasure, you can try it, I send a red envelope to make up for the mistake just now! (Pathetic)

Chang'e: Let's take a look (white eyes)

Ding dong!

Got a red envelope?

Ning Xiaotian was staring at them chatting, and instinctively poked his finger at it.

Sorry, the red envelope has been received!

Damn, no?

Unexpectedly, with a burst of yang energy gathered and a mutated body, it still couldn't compare to the hand speed of these bastard immortals!

Look at their luck.

Chang'e gets a mind reading charm.

Just her, Ning Xiaotian couldn't help but pout, this is too good for Lao Jun and too picky!

As soon as I thought of this, someone in the pop group came out to speak.

Tai Bai Xing: I said Laojun, I've been staring at you for a long time before I sent this one!

Nezha: That's right. (contempt)

Sun Wukong: Taishang Lao'er, the new baby invented should be shared, don't be so picky.

……

As soon as the red envelope was issued, all the immortals who had been diving just now were bubbling.

Taishang Laojun: I'll go, it turns out that you are all here! Okay, since you want to see my new work, let you try it!

will definitely send red envelopes again, Ning Xiaotian is ready to wait.

Ding dong!

I poke!

Ding dong!

Congratulations on grabbing a mind reader!

Ning Xiaotian was overjoyed and immediately clicked on the property.

Mind Reader

Attributes: Stick this talisman on your body, you can specify a memory in the mind of this immortal (person) at will, and at the same time be able to know the inner thoughts of this immortal (person) at the moment!

Note: The stickers are transparent and cannot be seen by the human eye.

…………