Ahem

Wang Xuance coughed twice.

"Mi mouse, don't be embarrassed, he is Young Marshal Lu, and he will give you food in the future. I don't care how you fly in northern Shaanxi, but since you have accepted my money and followed me to Jianghai, you have to understand the rules, otherwise, Lao Tzu promises to unload you into a pot of stewed rat meat. Wang Xuance said coldly.

Domineering side leakage.

Lu Yu didn't expect that Senior Brother Wang would have such a domineering side.

"It turns out that you are the young marshal."

was scolded by Wang Xuance, not only was the rice mouse not angry, but also smiled flatteringly, and ran to Lu Yu, the posture was like seeing the heroes who had admired each other for a long time, and took the initiative to stretch out his hand to shake hands with Lu Yu.

Lu Yu's eyes narrowed, he smiled coldly, did not refuse, and held the pair of dry and thin hands handed by the rice mouse.

I felt a pain in my calf, and my body pounced forward by inertia, and the two calluses of the rice mouse were twice as many rough hands as Lu Yu's usual bow, wrapping around his hands like snakes, and moving back two steps in a very orderly manner, pulling his wrist and shaking it, he slammed Lu Yu's whole person to the ground.

The rice rat who stepped on a pair of old-fashioned liberation shoes shrank his hand and touched the two mustaches, turned his head and looked at his expressionless companion Lao Yang in disappointment, "What kind of bullshit young marshal, just fucking this little material?" Lao Yang, let's return the money and leave. I don't want to lose my life here. ”

Old Yang Tou smiled coldly, spit out two words, and said, "Shame." ”

"It's a shame." An old Yang scolded Lu Yu, but as soon as he finished speaking, his face became extremely strange.

Just listening to the pop, the clothes on the rice mouse broke open several times.

A thin body of ribs and sparse chest hair are exposed.

Scratched by a knife.

"Damn, the enemy is underestimated, the enemy is underestimated, it is good to hide the knife technique with one hand, Lao Tzu has never seen such a miraculous knife technique when he is so old, the surname is Lu, no wonder the champion said that you are in the sky and the stars are descending to earth, it is really not simple."

He hugged his fists, and his eyes were no longer obscene and lewd, but his face was righteous.

"My name is Mi Hao, and everyone on the road calls me Mi Mouse, just now I didn't deliberately tease the young marshal and your mother-in-law, or I tried to tempt it, if you are not happy, my Mi Mouse will immediately dig up this pair of tricks to you, there is no other word." Mi Hao is colorful.

"I see." Lu Yu smiled and hugged his fists, "What about this gentleman, you haven't asked for advice yet?" ”

"Yang Pojun."

The blind man who was called Lao Yang's head by the rice mouse hugged his fists, and his speech speed was not fast, slow and logical, as if he jumped out word by word, and it could be seen that this was a man who didn't talk much.

Wang Xuance introduced: "Ah Gou, don't look at these two people who don't look at each other, but they are all ruthless in the rivers and lakes, what kind of cross-provincial bandits like Bai Baoshan, compared to the two of them, they are scum, Gao Changgong is a tiger enough, these two people will definitely not be able to fight alone, but if they join forces, Gao Changgong will have to kneel." Rice rat is a thief heir, the peerless is a golden snake winding silk hand, and light body kung fu is also a must, and Yang Pojun, the ancestor is the peerless fierce general Yang Zaixing who followed Marshal Yue back then, and the Yang family gun is superb, if he lives in ancient times, a long spear can tear the soil and seal Hou Qing's history, but unfortunately he was born in the wrong era. ”

Lu Yu smiled: "My name is Lu Yu, of course, you can call me Changqing." Don't call me a young marshal, it's all about others killing me, I don't like to hear this. I don't turn around, I invite two of them to come, and let them help kill people and set fires. ”

"Okay, Changqing, then let me ask you, you lost 20 million by yourself, and turned me and Lao Yang from northern Shaanxi to Jianghai, do you want to spend money to eliminate the disaster at one time, or are you determined to buy two lives for the two of us?"

The rice rat is straight to the point, and there is no mud and water.

This is not the same as Wang Xuance who hides needles in Mianli, and it sounds more temperamental.

"What's the doorway?" Lu Yu said with a smile.

Mi Mouse explained: "If you spend money to eliminate the disaster at one time, it will be more than 20 million. We two brothers, not worth the price. At least half of it will be refunded to you. If it buys our lives, it will be less. Gao Changgong, the king of Lanling, sold 100 million from you, and our two brothers combined have to sell at least 100 million two. ”

"I don't dare to say that I bought my life. But by no means disadvantaged. I don't have a rule for giving money out and getting it back. 20 million for one person, two of them will take it first, after finishing this vote, the two gentlemen think that I Lu Yu is unreliable, so I will leave by myself, I have no opinion. If you want to stay with me, I can't guarantee that I can really give the two gentlemen 100 million two, but I promise that if there is food for me, there will be food for the two gentlemen. Lu Yu said.

"Okay, you're a real person."

The rice mouse smiled, "Then Changqing, what about the good wine, good meat, and beautiful girls that the champion told us?" Lao Tzu first took a tractor and then a bus, and then took a bus all night without rest before arriving at Xi'an Airport. The plane almost didn't scare me out of peeing my pants. I didn't stop getting off the plane and rolled here. It's because of the words of the champion. You Lu Changqing shouldn't be making fun of me, right? ”

"Master Yuan, don't worry, wherever you want to fly in Jianghai, I can arrange it for you, let's go out to eat first, and then talk about it after eating." Lu Yu said with a smile.

"Changqing, eat at home?" Xia Wanqiu asked.

"No, I don't. I take them out to eat. Lu Yu said with a smile.

These two people are too reckless, and they are absolutely incompatible with Tang Mengmeng and Xia Wanqiu, and between men, they have to talk about some meat jokes and the like when they eat, especially the guy who is reincarnated like a rice rat and a tuberculosis ghost, of course Lu Yu will not leave them at home to eat.

"Then pay attention to yourself." Xia Wanqiu sighed and helped Lu Yu tidy up his collar.

Lu Yu nodded and waved his hand, "Let's go, brothers." ”

Tell Xiongzi to stay behind and stand guard outside the door.

Lu Yu drove by himself.

As soon as I got into the car, the rice rat that was originally alive and well immediately frosted and the eggplant was generally sick.

It turned out that he had a lot of motion sickness.

is the dull and silent Yang Pojun, and his face is not very good.

Lu Yu was speechless, these two guys are really local.

But he didn't despise the two men in the slightest.

Since ancient times, most of the heroes and heroes have been in the dog slaughterers.

Lu Yu didn't deliberately pretend to be forced, so he found a restaurant that was slightly better than the fly restaurant.

Rice rat and Yang Pojun knew at a glance that they were the masters who were not used to eating food on the plane.

Last night, Wang Xuance hurriedly asked them to rush to Jianghai, and when they arrived at Hongqiao Airport, they went straight to the villa, bumpy all the way, basically didn't eat, and they were so hungry.

Lu Yu took care of their Shaanxi people's spicy tastes and ordered a large table of Sichuan food. Called two bottles of ordinary national cellars.

The two of them didn't talk nonsense, they opened their sleeves and started eating, and the momentum was simply like a tiger.

can eat nearly 3,000 yuan of Sichuan cuisine, and only these two brothers are benevolent.

Rice rats are full of food and drink, and they are naturally full of warm thoughts.

Smiled at Lu Yu.

Yang Pojun didn't have any expression.

"Senior brother, you can arrange it for them." Lu Yu said helplessly.

There must be many Fengyue places in Jianghai, but Lu Yu is really unfamiliar.

To be reasonable, he hadn't been there once.

However, Wang Xuance is a veteran here.

"No, Changqing, you really take it seriously, I'm not a person who doesn't know the importance of things, arrange a car for our brother, these days, where you are, we will be there. After Chen Fenglei is scared, let's eat, drink, prostitute and gamble again. "The rice mouse is colorful.

"Ten dragons are fine." Lu Yu smiled, "Okay, let's find a quiet place, I'll go through the specific things to the two of you, and then discuss how to scare Chen Fenglei and cross the river." ”

With the help of the two tiger generals, Mi Mouse and Yang Pojun, Lu Yu felt a little more steady, and even began to look forward to it, Chen Fenglei did it earlier.

He's always ready.