"What's wrong with lust, I'm only squinting to my daughter-in-law, I'm glorious!"

"Don't sell me well, what are you doing with Li Jinyu and Qin Yong skipping class today, how many of them are there?"

I finally knew why Zhang Qingqing was looking for me, it turned out that she found out that I and the Whistle Tooth group disappeared en masse, and she guessed that we must have done something, and it must have something to do with fighting and killing, so she came to me in a hurry. I definitely won't tell Zhang Qingqing honestly about today's incident, on the one hand, I am afraid that she will worry about me, and on the other hand, I am afraid of interference, so I lied and said: "How many of them don't know which entertainment venue they are crazy in now?" ”

Zhang Qingqing's face was not good when she heard this, and she said, "Then why are you here alone, why are you skipping class today?" ”

My eyes rolled twice, and then whispered in Zhang Qingqing's ear: "Li Jinyu muttered that it was too embarrassing to be a virgin, and then after discussing it, they unanimously decided to go to Miss and dedicate their first time." ”

Zhang Qingqing couldn't help but scolded: "Hu! ”

"Even so, I thought it was too nonsense, so I retreated and didn't go with them to fall."

Zhang Qingqing was skeptical of what I said, she immediately took out her hand and called the whistle tooth, I was a little confused and a little flustered. When did she whistle their phone calls, shouldn't my lies be exposed on the spot?

Zhang Qingqing quickly got through to Whistle's phone, and there was a loud sound of music on the phone, and it was obvious that Whistle Tooth and they should be watching the scene at Jinsha Nightclub at this time. Zhang Qingqing didn't have time to talk to Whistle Tooth, and then she heard an exclamation from Whistle Tooth: "Damn, it's Teacher Zhang's phone." ”

After the whistle muttered, the phone was quickly hung up by him, and when Zhang Qingqing called again angrily, it was already turned off.

Zhang Qingqing heard the sound of loud music coming from Whistle's mobile phone, so she believed my lie just now, and said angrily that you guys are thinking about this in their heads, and then she dialed the mobile phone numbers of Qin Yong and Da Luo Xiaoluo, it is estimated that Whistle immediately greeted Qin Yong and them after receiving Zhang Qingqing's call, and at this time everyone's mobile phones were turned off, so angry that Zhang Qingqing trembled, saying that these students were reversed.

At this time, I comforted her at the right time and said: "What, in fact, Li Jinyu and they are not young, and there may be two or three sons in the countryside, and it is normal to have that kind of thought, and when they come back, I will help you reprimand them." ”

Teacher Zhang Qingqing is very professional, so she said with a dark face: "Let's go to a few of them now." ”

When I heard this, sweat immediately broke out, and I said, "Guangzhou is so big, how can you find it?" ”

Zhang Qingqing stared at me and asked, "You really don't know where they are?" ”

I shook my head like a rattle: "I don't know. ”

Zhang Qingqing said: "Well, which is the closest nightclub from here, we will look for it one by one." ”

I almost couldn't help but say that it was better to call the police for such a solemn matter, but I didn't dare to say it in the end, Zhang Qingqing really called the police, and the police uncle finally found out that this was just a farce.

The nearest nightclub is Jinsha Nightclub, and the group of people must be there now, but I didn't dare to tell Zhang Qingqing, lying that the closest nightclub to here is the Green Nightclub on the next street. After hearing this, Zhang Qingqing carried a small handbag and ordered without hesitation: "Let's go, let's start with the Green Nightclub, if I catch Li Jinyu and a few of them, they will die." ”

I had no choice but to go to the Green Nightclub with Zhang Qingqing, but of course I didn't see them, and then Zhang Qingqing took me to find a few nearby nightclubs, all in vain, and finally we stopped at a bar called Zero Loneliness.

I knew that I couldn't find Whistle Tooth if I searched for it like this, so I saw that the decoration and style of the Zero Bar was good, so I took the opportunity to say to Zhang Qingqing: "Qingqing, Whistle Tooth and their gang are not children, and they can't get out of trouble, so let's wait for them to come back and clean them up." Now that you've found so many places, your feet are tired, so let's have a drink here and rest your feet? ”

Zhang Qingqing found so many places, but also a little discouraged, she depressedly said let me help her order a drink, she went to the bathroom first, I hehehe: "Very happy." ”

Zhang Qingqing walked in the direction of the bathroom, and I suddenly found that the fat bartender behind the bar was staring at Zhang Qingqing's back with obscene eyes, so I suddenly got angry and said, "Hey, dead fatty, what are your eyes looking at?" ”

The fat man smiled lewdly at me and whispered, "Dude, your horse is very good." ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "What's the matter, a glass of soda." ”

When I wanted to order something for Zhang Qingqing after I finished speaking, I suddenly couldn't help but think that Zhang Qingqing has been doing a lot of trouble recently. Last week, I pretended to be Qin Jing's buckle, and I almost succeeded in letting her hand over all of herself to me, but later because Qin Jing added Zhang Qingqing's buckle, it finally fell short. Now Zhang Qingqing asked me to help her order a drink, isn't this an opportunity given to me by God?

So, I immediately became much more friendly, and said to the fat bartender, "Hey, fatty, do you know how to bart?" ”

The fat man's eyes widened: "You look down on people? ”

"I don't mean that, I just want to ask if you want to mix that kind of wine that tastes very light but will get drunk directly after drinking a glass?"

"Of course, my best cocktail, Huangliang Yimeng, is the kind of wine you are talking about."

I was overjoyed when I heard this, and immediately said, "Then hurry up and make me a cup of yellow sorghum for a dream." ”

The fat man waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry, sir, not everyone mixes cocktails like me, I'm a very principled person, I know at a glance that you didn't have good intentions for the beauty just now, I can't do this kind of thing that pits other people's beauties......"

I took out a hundred-dollar bill and handed it directly to the past: "Can this make you give up your principles?" ”

The fat man took it, but he refused to mix the cocktail immediately, but said to me, "Sir, I forgot to tell you that the fee for mixing this cocktail is not fixed, but depends on your female companion." If you're giving this glass of wine to a very ugly woman, I basically don't charge for it, but if the more beautiful the woman who drinks this wine, the higher my charge will be, so ...... You know, hehe......"

"Damn, profiteers."

I gave the bastard a few hundred dollars more in a rage, and then the guy got to work, and I told him that if your cocktail didn't have the effect of a pour, you kid was dead.

The fat man said obscenely, "Don't worry. ”

After a while, the fat bartender had already made a cocktail that looked the same color as orange juice, smelling the fragrance of fruit, I was very satisfied and put it on my bar and waited for Zhang Qingqing to come back, thinking proudly that Zhang Qingqing should not have escaped this time, right?

What I didn't know was that when I was happily waiting for Zhang Qingqing to come back, a group of leaders of the Little Knife Alliance in the booth not far away were hiding here for a secret meeting. Gong Qianxia is also among them, and the thing he is talking about is, of course, that today our Dongxing took Tianshang Street from Yimen, do they want to cooperate with our Dongxing? After discussing it, the group of people from the Little Knife Alliance came to the conclusion: Yes!

Gong Qianxia had just decided to join forces with our Dongxing to deal with Yimen, and then the left protector Zhang Meng came in from outside and whispered, "Miss, what a coincidence, that guy Chen Yu is drinking at the bar outside." ”

Gong Qianxia couldn't help but stand up when she heard this, walked to the door and glanced in the direction of the bar in the hall, and sure enough, she saw me sitting by the bar and Zhang Qingqing, who had just come back from the bathroom, she asked curiously: "Hey, who is the woman next to him?" ”

Guan Jie, the right protector, checked my information, he glanced at the bright and moving Zhang Qingqing, and then said with a smile: "This woman's name is Zhang Qingqing, and she is Chen Yu's beloved woman." ”

Gong Qianxia narrowed his eyes: "I asked you to check Chen Yu's weakness, you checked and said that Chen Yu's weakness is that he is afraid of his wife, is Chen Yu afraid of this Zhang Qingqing in front of him?" ”

"Exactly!"

A hint of pride flashed in Gong Qianxia's eyes: "I'll go talk to Chen Yu about cooperation now." ”

Zhang Meng and Guan Jie hurriedly whispered: "Miss, you promised to give Chen Yu a smile, and the promise to kiss him has not been fulfilled." ”

Gong Qianxia blinked: "I'll go over and fulfill my promise now." ”

When I saw Zhang Qingqing coming back, I hurriedly and earnestly picked up the cup of Huangliang Yimeng cocktail on the table and handed it to her: "Qingqing, it doesn't matter if you can't find those stupid hats of the whistle teeth, drink a glass of wine to dissipate your anger first." ”

Zhang Qingqing didn't think too much, she was about to drink the wine, I looked at her with a blank eye, and I wanted to say it. Suddenly, I saw the iceberg girl Gong Qianxia coming out of nowhere, and greeted me and said, "Mr. Chen, hello." ”

Zhang Qingqing's actions paused, and then glanced at the beautiful Gong Qianxia suspiciously, and frowned.

I saw that because of Gong Qianxia's appearance, Zhang Qingqing stopped and didn't drink the cocktail, her face was not very good, she glared at Gong Qianxia and said, "What are you doing here?" ”

Gong Qianxia blinked and looked at me innocently and said, "Didn't you want me to give you a smile, and then take the initiative to kiss you?" ”

I immediately felt that Zhang Qingqing was looking at me with murderous eyes, and I was about to cry. The thief surnamed Gong, you ran away when you saw me earlier, and now when Zhang Qingqing is by my side, she says that she wants to come and smile at me and kiss me, isn't this really trying to kill me?