Chapter 287: Settle accounts after the autumn
The root of all evil?!
Qin Lan was a little stunned when she heard this, but from Sister Ping's embarrassed and red face, as well as my embarrassed and panicked appearance, she quickly guessed what the so-called root of all evil was. Then she further knew what was going on, and then, she looked at me with a touch of shame in her eyes, and directly instructed Sister Ping: "Since it is the root of all evil, then cut it down!" β
Sister Ping is Qin Lan's female bodyguard, and she basically obeys Qin Lan's words, and she doesn't hesitate at all, after all, her subordinates who are not good may have been replaced a long time ago.
So when Qin Lan's voice fell, Sister Ping bit her lip, and then saw a plate of fruit on the coffee table, and there was a sharp fruit knife next to the fruit, so she reached out and picked up the fruit knife without hesitation, and then rushed towards me, I don't know if she was serious or pretentious, anyway, he meowed and scared me.
If it was a weekday, even the two Ping sisters wouldn't be able to touch a single hair of me, but now my serious injury has not healed, and my whole body is still very weak, and I still stay in bed most of the time. Facing Sister Ping, who is like a wolf and a tiger, where am her opponents now, I was so frightened that I hurriedly threw the pillow in my hand, wanting to block her attack, and then I took the opportunity to escape.
But when the pillow flew towards Sister Ping, Sister Ping flew the pillow with her left hand, and I just stood up and wanted to run, but the back collar had already grabbed her with her left hand.
As soon as she tugged hard, I involuntarily fell on the sofa, and then Sister Ping raised the fruit knife high, and then stabbed me in the crotch.
My buttocks hurriedly moved back, and I don't know if Sister Ping deliberately released the water, or if I moved it in time, anyway, the knife was only pierced on the sofa.
But even so, it still scared me enough, even if I suspect that Sister Ping doesn't dare to move the real thing, but after all, this is the most important place for men, if it is really cut off, then life will be meaningless.
So, when her knife missed, the desire to survive made me burst out with amazing strength, and I bounced off the couch and started to run away.
"Stop!"
Sister Ping scolded coquettishly, held the fruit knife and began to chase me.
I circled around the sofa and the coffee table to avoid her, but Sister Ping was obviously quicker than me, and she chased me out of breath, and I was about to be caught by her. I was in a hurry, so I hid behind Qin Lan, who was standing next to me with my arms in my hands, and muttered: "Aunt Qin save me, let her stop!" β
Qin Lan is holding her arms with her hands at this time, with a pair of eyes smiling, she and Sister Ping have a relatively tacit understanding, and Sister Ping can easily understand what she means, so when Qin Lan said to cut off the root of all evil just now, Sister Ping was able to understand from Qin Lan's subtle expression changes and voice tone that Qin Shi was trying to scare me.
When Qin Lan saw my embarrassed appearance, she was extremely relieved and proud, and even thought in her heart: Hehe, good boy, you dare to squint at me. If you don't let Ah Ping scare you today, I guess you will dare to play hooligan on me another day...... Uh, no, this daring boy has played hooligan on me before!
Just when I was about to hide behind Qin Lan, Sister Ping, who was carrying a fruit knife, had already caught up with me, she grabbed my back collar again with her left hand, and wanted to drag me down on the sofa, and then castrate me, she deliberately scared me and shouted: "Lie down and be tortured!" β
If you care, it's chaotic, although I know that Qin Lan and Sister Ping are joking with me seven or eight times out of ten, but even if there is a good chance that they are joking with me, I don't dare to take risks. In case Qin Lan is angry and angry, and Sister Ping is the kind of foolish and loyal subordinate who really cut down my second brother, then what I meow is really a miserable word?
So when Sister Ping shouted to lie down and be tortured, I panicked, and subconsciously reached out and grabbed the skirt of Qin Lan's official dress skirt next to me.
But at this time, Sister Ping behind me had already grabbed my back collar and pulled it hard, and my body was involuntarily dragged down on the sofa, but my hand was also grasping Qin Lan's skirt, only to hear the cracking sound of the clothes and Qin Lan's exclamation at the same time, Qin Lan's skirt was torn by me.
At the same time, she was pulled by me like this, and her body was unstable, and she involuntarily fell in my direction, and finally pressed heavily on me, I could feel the amazing elasticity of her chest, but my weak body was pressed like this, and my whole body hurt terribly, which may be the so-called pain and happiness.
"Madame, ma'am, are you alright?"
This time it was Sister Ping's turn to panic, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly wanted to help Qin Lan up from me.
But at this time, the living room was opened with a click, and it turned out to be Xiao Yanting who came back with a few bags of ingredients, she looked at me who fell on the sofa in the living room, and then looked at Qin Lan who was pressing on me, and the reason for hurriedly supporting Qin Lan, the whole person was stunned, a little puzzled what happened?
"I'm fineβ"
Qin Lan was helped up from me by Sister Ping, and after she said that it was okay, she found that her skirt had been torn just now, and a large amount of white on her legs was exposed, like a cheongsam with a very high slit, so frightened that she hurriedly covered it with her hands.
Sister Ping also stood in front of Qin Lan and reprimanded me, "Don't look at it." β
I blinked my eyes and said that I didn't see anything, but I was thinking in my heart: Qin Lan's legs are really long, well, they are so white.
Xiao Yanting asked weakly at this time: "Can I ask what happened?" β
Sister Ping dutifully protected Qin Lan at this time, Qin Lan stood behind Sister Ping, a little less embarrassed, but still embarrassed to say: "Chen Zijin, this guy is disobedient, I want to teach him a lesson, but I didn't expect him to fall down and tear my clothes." Miss Xiao, do you have the right clothes for me to change here? β
"Yes, yes, Qin...... Ms. Qin, please wait a moment. β
Xiao Yanting originally wanted to be called Qin Shi, but thinking that it was not appropriate to mention Qin Lan's title on this occasion, she temporarily changed her name to Ms. Qin, and at the same time put the ingredients in her hand in the kitchen, and then hurriedly went upstairs to find a set of professional clothes and skirts that she wore when she used to work.
Accompanied by Sister Ping, Qin Lan went to the bathroom to change her clothes, and when she came out, her face was no longer ashamed, but her face was stiff, as black as a blackboard, obviously after she was not embarrassed at this time, she was angry with me and wanted to settle accounts with me.
However, fortunately, Xiao Yanting was present, in Qin Lan's eyes, Xiao Yanting was an outsider after all, so even if Qin Lan wanted to teach me a lesson, she was unwilling to teach me a lesson in front of outsiders, so she said that she still had something to do, and she wanted to say goodbye and leave, and the clothes on her body would be cleaned in two days and sent someone back.
Xiao Yanting and I sent Qin Lan and Sister Ping to the door, because we tore Qin Lan's skirt, I was panicked at this time, so I didn't dare to speak, I hoped that if I didn't speak, I would not attract her attention so much, and I wanted to avoid this catastrophe.
However, when Qin Lan left, she still squinted at me and said, "Chen Zijin, I haven't finished talking to you today, after your injuries heal in a few days, come to my house, and I'll talk to you about it." β
Let's talk about these four words, Qin Lan deliberately took a heavy tone, obviously saying that after my injury is healed, I will settle accounts with my autumn queen, and I smiled bitterly in an instant, thinking: Women really hold grudges.
After Qin Lan and her bodyguard Sister Ping left, Xiao Yanting closed the door casually, and then looked at me with a smile: "Idiot, what happened?" β
I said depressedly, "Nothing happened, but there was an accident." β
Xiao Yanting rolled her eyes and said, "You tore Qin Lan's skirt and said that it was okay, if it weren't for me coming back, she wouldn't be able to teach you a lesson, I guess you would have ended up miserable now." Tut, I thought it was an exaggeration when others said that they were bold, but I didn't expect it to be true, you guy has been thinking about that kind of thing all day these days, but I didn't expect to dare to play hooligan on Qin Lan today, amazing, my little brother. β
"It was an accident!" I didn't bother to explain it to Xiao Yanting, so I asked her to make dinner.
Half an hour later, Xiao Yanting had already made dinner, all of which were my favorite dishes, Zhang Yu didn't come back for dinner tonight, so I had dinner with Xiao Yanting. I saw that Xiao Yanting didn't use chopsticks much, so I asked her if she didn't like to eat these dishes?
Xiao Yanting shook her head and said, "No, it's just that my body has been a little inexplicably unwell these days, I always want to vomit, and I have no appetite." β
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