Even I can smell the smell of vinegar to the sky!

Xie Yuhan was still slandering me at this time, but my mind was already in a mess!

Xie Yuhan won't like me!

No way! No way! How could she possibly like me?

I quickly erased this terrible thought from my head!

But if she didn't like me, how could she care so much about me and other women's affairs?

Thinking of this, my brain twitched and asked, "I said!" Xie Yuhan, you won't like me, right? ”

Xie Yuhan's originally chattering mouth stopped instantly! Then her cheeks turned red in an instant!

After three seconds, her voice instantly raised an octave and began to spit at me!

"Die! You dead perverted, narcissist, lewd man! How could this girl fall in love with you, a fool with a missing brain? ”

"With the appearance of your Mars hitting the earth, even a sow may not look down on you! If you want to get married in your life, I advise you to go to Thailand to change sex first, and then go to South Korea for plastic surgery! ”

"If you want to eat swan meat and have any wrong thoughts about me, I advise you to come directly from the palace, lest when you put those dirty thoughts into action, I will mercilessly make your life worse than death!"

"Because, even if all the men in the world are dead, I can't get married, and I will die of old age for the rest of my life, and I won't take a fancy to you, a scumbag, a pervert, a coward, and a mentally retarded lewd man!"

……

I was sprayed with blood by his saliva, but I didn't dare to refute it at all!

Finished! It seems that I really liked this dead tsundere! I said how could she be so kind today to buy me clothes and watches for me!

Now I can't say how I feel, my mind is blank and blank now!

It wasn't until someone next to me tapped me on the shoulder that I reacted!

"Hey! Nabs! Your girlfriend ran away, don't chase it yet! ”

I looked forward, and sure enough, Xie Yuhan had already walked far forward!

I didn't have time to thank the buddy next to me, so I chased after him quickly!

"Dude! Be patient, just coax your girlfriend when she gets angry! ”

"Thank you! Brothers! ”

……

By the time I was about to catch up with Xie Yuhan, she had already gotten into a taxi, and I hurriedly waved on the side of the road when I saw this!

It just so happened that another taxi drove up!

I hurriedly got in the car and threw out a red Mao Grandpa and said to the driver: "Master! Help chase the taxi ahead! ”

"Oh? The police are handling the case! ”

I casually explained, "No me chasing my girlfriend!" ”

The taxi driver saw that I didn't drive, and after he put away the 100-yuan bill, he picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Lao Wang, stop the car, another one chasing his girlfriend!"

Crunch! The car carrying Xie Yuhan stopped!

Damn, today's character exploded, and I have encountered everything I saw in the joke before!

At this time, I didn't care about these things, so I got out of the car and hurriedly ran towards the taxi in front of me!

The driver of the taxi was quite interesting, he locked the door and didn't let Xie Yuhan get out of the car until I arrived, and the taxi door didn't open until I arrived.

Xie Yuhan opened the car door and wanted to get out of the car, but she immediately closed the car door after seeing me!

I knocked on the glass and motioned her to roll down the window, but Xie Yuhan twisted his head and pretended not to see it!

The driver was kind enough to help me lower the window!

I threw a grateful look at the taxi driver and then said to Xie Yuhan, "I'm sorry! I said the wrong thing! I apologize to you! ”

"Apologize? What do you apologize to me? I should apologize to you for disturbing you to soak that charming young woman! I'm sorry Young Master Fang! ”

"What do I have with her? It's just that she fell and I helped her! ”

Xie Yuhan looked at me with a look of disgust and said, "There are so many people next to people who don't help them, you are eight feet away from others!" I also deliberately ran over to help, it seems that you can be! ”

At this time, the taxi driver smiled and said, "Young man, get in the car!" Let's talk about it in the car again! ”

I smiled and sat in the back of the taxi!

"Master, Water Pavilion Courtyard!"

"Okay!"

The car started, Xie Yuhan also quieted down, and she said to me coldly: "What are you doing in the car?" ”

"Ahh I'm so tired after a day of shopping, don't you want to go home? Just get a car and save some money! ”

Who knew that my words angered Xie Yuhan again!

"Money! Money! Money! All you have in your eyes is money! Is money that important? ”

“…… Belch! That, actually, me! ”

"What's wrong with you?"

I can't open my mouth when I talk to me!

"I'll pay for the taxi this time!"

"Hahaha!"

Xie Yuhan didn't say anything yet, but the taxi driver sitting next to him laughed!

"! Brother, you can! The girls all said that this is on it! You're still talking about those few cents! Your way of chasing your girlfriend! I lived to be in my fifties, and it was the first time I saw it! ”

However, Xie Yuhan said categorically after listening to the taxi driver's words: "I'm not his girlfriend!" Don't talk nonsense! ”

"Oops! Little young well, bedside fight bed and! Listen to Uncle! Go to Home Inn to open a house, and all problems are solved! It's called ......"

Click!

The taxi driver still didn't finish his words after all, because his special aluminum alloy isolation railing for taxis was pinched flat by Xie Yuhansheng!

After pinching the railing, Xie Yuhan said word by word: "I said it!" He's not my boyfriend! Understand? ”

I sat in the back seat and could clearly see the cold sweat on the taxi driver's forehead running down like running water!

"Dude, your girlfriend is practicing ......" As soon as the taxi driver said it, he realized his mistake and quickly changed his words: "No, no, no!" It's a girl, what kind of background are you from! Why is the hand strength so big! ”

"Humph!"

Xie Yuhan snorted coldly and said, "Drive your car!" So much less! ”

"Good, good! Don't get excited, girl! I'm going to drive well! ”

As soon as the taxi driver finished speaking, I heard his car roar!

It seems that this taxi driver doesn't seem to stay with Xie Yuhan for a second! It's scary!

And I wanted to speak, but I was afraid of angering Xie Yuhan again! So, I had to continue to pretend to be dumb!

Soon the taxi dropped us off at our doorstep, and he took the money and left quickly!

It looks like you're hiding from some wild beast!

Xie Yuhan didn't pay attention to me after getting out of the car, and walked straight towards the house! And I licked my face and followed.