Chapter 285: God's Eighteen Years Old

After a night of expedition, Jerry Chen woke up as usual, with his inhuman physique, this movement is really a little KS.

He glanced sideways at the sweet sleeping Xu Yueyue, and at this moment she snapped and fell out of her white delicate back. Maybe it was because Jerry Chen got up and let the cold wind enter the bed, she turned over in a daze, hugged the quilt in her body, and slept on her side, revealing half of her round Jiaotun.

There are also unfinished red marks on it, which are five finger-shaped, white and red are intertwined, which is particularly tempting.

Jerry Chen's eyes flashed with a hint of apology, he played too crazy last night, and it wasn't until the end that Xu Yueyue didn't even have the strength to beg for mercy, and he was not satisfied.

I got out of bed, left a note, and asked the front desk in the hall to go up to deliver breakfast again in ten years.

Jerry Chen took a taxi and headed towards Humen Market.

It's not that he doesn't want to accompany Xu Yueyue, but since the two of them have made up their minds to open a live broadcast of "Survival in the Wilderness", some necessary equipment and equipment must be done.

The so-called work must first sharpen its tools if it wants to do a good job, and this is the case.

Humen Market is the largest grocery market in Shang City, with everything from needlework and clothing to computers and cars.

Jerry Chen first bought a multi-functional wood-splitting knife, this thing must be picked well, after all, in the wilderness, every mountain and river, every river and river, all the way need to cut thorns and split roads.

Zhang Daquan blacksmith shop is the most famous blacksmith shop of this generation, which is said to have a history of hundreds of years.

It is said that because his ancestors participated in the revolution and had a relationship with the old leaders, they were retained in the reorganization of the blacksmith shop.

You must know that the previous rectifications have made batch after batch of blacksmith shops disappear and are replaced by modern industrialized cold smelting production and standardized production.

"Boy, what are you going to buy?"

As soon as Jerry Chen entered the door, he was stopped by a man who was five big and three rough.

This man looks like he has more than 200 pounds, thick arms, big shoulders and round waist, tied with a dirty black leather pocket, revealing muscular knotted arms, and he is not easy to mess with at first glance.

"Uh, I'll buy a woodcutter."

Jerry Chen said straight to the point.

"Over there, go to the front desk to register, and leave an ID record."

The man stretched out his hand and pointed to the bar not far away, where a young girl in her twenties was registering a guest who looked like a gangster.

"This guest, your ID card does not match your appearance, sorry, you can't buy a firewood knife from us."

The little girl looks three or four points similar to the man blocking the door, although she is a little masculine, but she can still see it in the end.

If seven or eight points are similar, Jerry will only choose to turn around and leave.

"Fart!! It was when I was eighteen and I'm twenty-five now, and of course it's different. Woman, you find fault with you, don't you? Know who I am? Lao Tzu is messing with Brother Tiger, and he doesn't inquire, believe it or not......"

The thug slammed the bar table and said viciously.

But before he finished speaking, he struggled awkwardly, and it turned out that the back collar was grabbed and caught like an eagle catching a chicken.

It was a strong man, he grabbed the gangster's collar with a disdainful face, kicked him out, shook him at the door, and threw him out directly.

After finishing, he also said: "What kind of thing, you dare to be wild in our store, and you don't pee to show your virtue." Hmph, what kind of chopping knife to buy, it's not a machete, learning from Hong Kong movies as a tricky boy, it's too special. ”

He threw it away, just said it, it was originally a matter of ignoring Jerry Chen, but as he spoke, his eyes skimmed to Jerry Chen, giving people a feeling of pointing at Sang and scolding Huai.

Jerry Chen also felt a little unhappy, after all, he also came to buy a woodcutter.

"This guest, do you want to register?"

At this time, the girl said to Jerry Chen.

Jerry Chen had no choice but to take his eyes off the strong man, nodded at the girl, and said, "Well, give it, you can register." ”

As a result, the girl turned out Jerry Chen's ID card, first compared it, nodded, and then scanned it into the computer, as if it had been sent somewhere.

After waiting for a while, she returned her ID card to Jerry Chen and said, "Okay, it's passed, the woodcutters are all in the courtyard at the back, and the guests can choose what they like." ”

She pointed to a small door at the back of the living room, and Jerry Chen nodded, took his ID card and walked over.

After walking through the small gate, you will come to a courtyard, which is large in size, but not empty.

Because there are weapon racks in the courtyard, which are full of weapons, and even the walls are resting with all kinds of knives, guns and axes.

It is worthy of a century-old blacksmith shop with a time-honored brand, and it really has everything.

"Humph!"

Just when Jerry Chen was looking for a wood-splitting knife, a cold snort came from behind him.

He turned to look, and it was the middle-aged man who had blocked the way before.

At this moment, he clasped his hands, with a cold face like a door god, and said: "If you don't learn well at a young age, learn from other people's Hong Kong movies to be an old boy, don't think I don't know that you buy a machete to cut people." ”

He spoke in a loud voice, with an expression that I could see through everything.

This makes Jerry Chen angry enough, and he feels that he is an old boy in the eyes of this person?

Did he have yellow hair? Does he have a tattoo? Does he have flower arms and big arms? Does he have a leather jacket and a gold chain?

None of them, which one meets the standards of the underworld!?

"I said, uncle, which eye do you look at me like a fool? I'm such a dignified, intellectual man, and I have a fart connection with the old boy! ”

Jerry Chen said dissatisfiedly.

"Don't call me uncle, I'm only eighteen years old!"

The middle-aged strong man's face suddenly turned red, and he glared at Jerry Chen with wide eyes.

Poof, cough, cough.

His words spurted directly and he coughed violently.

After a while, he looked at the other party stupidly, this appearance, this body, this beard, this appearance, the god is eighteen years old!!

"Why are you kidding me, if you're eighteen years old, then that girl just now is someone else's daughter, not your daughter?"

Jerry Chen doesn't believe that in this year, in this society, there are a few Akagi Gangxian. And that's still anime, a high school student who went to school grew up to be an uncle.

In reality, how is it possible.

"Boy, don't find fault, that's my sister'!!"

The strong man suddenly picked up a big hammer beside him, circled around threateningly, and roared angrily at Chen Jerry.

Uh, is this guy really eighteen?

Jerry Chen Mouran feels that he can't keep up with the times, or is it that the current eighteen-year-old young people are so strong? Deceptive?

"Are you really eighteen?" Jerry Chen still didn't believe it, and asked again in disbelief.

"I've said it a few times, I'm eighteen, eighteen, eighteen!!"

Somehow, the strong man suddenly became angry, his face was red, and the sledgehammer in his hand was raised wildly, with a loud voice.

Originally, when he heard that the other party was really "eighteen years old", Jerry Chen didn't plan to worry about the other party.

He is in his twenties, and the other party is only eighteen years old, so he laughed a generation anyway, he is a big brother!!

But what is it for? Just because he is eighteen years old, can he threaten the man who is twenty years old?

Syllable!

Jerry Chen picked up a round stick with thick arms from the weapon rack, and gestured it on his hand.

"That eighteen-year-old boy, put down your weapon immediately, otherwise don't blame the big brother for being you're welcome!!"