"Who am I? Wang Ming. You're not going to have amnesia, are you? Wang Ming said sloppily.

The little fox tightened a little face like snow jade, clamped the chopsticks with the tips of his fingers, bit his tender red lips, and said:

"I'm not asking your name, I'm asking you...... Who the hell are you? When you saved me just now, you showed an ability that ordinary humans can't do! ”

Sure enough, did you start testing me again? Wang Ming smiled secretly in his heart, this little girl is really happy! But how could I possibly make it so easy for you to control my identity?

Wang Ming deliberately stretched out his hand, showed his arm, and said with a smile:

"I used to join the army for two years and practiced!"

The little fox blinked his eyes and said:

"You've been in the army?"

"Uh...... In fact, he has been casually mixed up for two years, and he has not made a name for himself. Wang Ming said vaguely. Let's not talk about academic qualifications first, now those who are soldiers want to be promoted to become an officer, how can it be possible without a little relationship in the background? I have been in the army for two years, and it can almost be said that I am just a mess, and after I come out, I still have to do what I should do. As for what fighting skills and physical fitness, in fact, Wang Ming is just an ordinary level, and there is nothing otherworldly, but now that the little fox is asking himself, Wang Ming just moved out and perfunctory.

Hmph, the ghost only believes your words, you are stupid to me, no matter how good the human military can be, can it reach such a level? You're clearly a sorcerer's ability! Don't fool me!

But having said that, the little fox still kept a smile on her face, and did not let herself show her feet, and she pretended to be reverent:

"But it still sounds amazing."

Wang Ming smiled, swallowed a large mouthful of udon, and then asked rhetorically:

"Actually, I'm more curious about your identity. We've been shopping for a while this year, and you don't know anything. What kind of mountain nest did you come from? In this era, even Martians don't know WeChat, right?! ”

Being ridiculed by Wang Ming like this, the little fox suddenly blushed again, and said angrily:

"Who said I came out of a big mountain? I—I'm just...... Hum! I don't know what's wrong? There are so many things in this world, it's normal to not know some things! If you don't know, then learn. Anyway, I'm smarter than you, just learn fast! ”

"You're smarter than me?" Hearing the little fox's words, Wang Ming suddenly became even happier.

Seeing the undisguised mocking smile that appeared on the corner of Wang Ming's mouth, the little fox was almost so angry that he smoked.

Is this stinky bastard laughing at himself? Are you underestimating yourself? What the hell are you! Abominable abominable abominable!

The little fox's pretty nose was cocked high, she clasped her hands on her chest, snorted, and said:

"What are you laughing at? Hmph, I'm smarter than you! I'm in our sect...... No, my classmates are among the best in my family! ”

"Grades? What grades? Is it the results of the bragging competition, or the results of the joke competition? Wang Ming suddenly laughed even more happily.

"You...... You're unreasonable, huh! Seeing Wang Ming's smile and leaning back together, the little fox was almost so angry that he didn't blow up.

"I'm talking about the results of Chinese medicine, self-cultivation, herbal medicine, and moral education!"

Wang Ming smiled and said:

"Okay, since you're so confident, then I'll test you. If you can answer my question, I'll admit you're smart, if you can't, hehe...... In the future, you will not be Chu Yuan'er, but a pig's Yuan'er, how about it? ”

"Hmph, just ask!" The little fox said confidently, "But don't ask questions about new things that only you know!" It has to be something I've heard of as well as you! ”

"Okay!" Wang Ming said with a smile on his face, "Let me ask you, why is a pig 'one head and two big'?" ”

Hearing the little fox's question, her eyes suddenly straightened slightly:

"Two big pigs in one head? Will there be such pigs in this world? You're kidding me! ”

"Definitely." Wang Ming nodded affirmatively.

The little fox thought for a while, and then her eyes lit up, and she suddenly said:

"I know, then this pig must be a two-headed pig demon! Right? ”

Wang Ming clasped his hands to his chest, closed his eyes and shook his head, and said:

"That's not right."

The little fox clenched his little pink fist and said:

"How could it be wrong! So you say, what's the answer? When will a pig be able to make one head two bigger!? ”

Wang Ming smiled and said:

"Pig thinking about this."

"Huh?" A look of doubt appeared on the little fox's face, but soon, she suddenly realized, she bit her little red lip, and pointed at Wang Ming angrily:

"You, you scold me! This doesn't count! Hum! ”

Looking at the deceived little fox's delicate and angry appearance, Wang Ming couldn't help laughing, and the tears almost didn't fall from the corners of his eyes.

"Okay, okay, the one just now doesn't count, then I'll ask you another question and see if you can answer it."

"Well, if I answer, then you're stupid, stupid!" The little fox said stubbornly.

"Okay, I'll give you a couplet and see if you can answer it." Wang Ming said.

"Couplet?" Hearing that Wang Ming was going to make a couplet, the little fox's big eyes suddenly lit up, she clenched her hands happily, and said, "I'm the best at couplets!" In the couplet competition in the sect, I even won the first prize! ”

Wang Ming smiled and said:

"Okay, then I'll be out of the upper link. If you don't want to answer, you can choose not to answer and skip to the next question. ”

The little fox said proudly:

"What am I afraid of? I can answer any couplet! ”

Wang Ming nodded and said:

"That's good, the upper link is 'in the upper part not the north and south', please come out of the lower link, and the middle two words can't be changed."

"If you don't go up to the north and south, you don't have to change the two words in the middle?" The little fox's eyes rolled and blinked, and she couldn't believe her ears, "Haha, what kind of couplet is this!" This couplet is too simple! Even children can come out! In the upper part is not the north and south, then the lower link is naturally 'in the lower part is not the east'! …… Huh, huh? ”

As soon as the words were spoken, the little fox's face suddenly became strange, and Wang Ming let out a loud laugh and squirted out all the udon noodles and fried tofu that had just been swallowed in his throat.

"Hahaha...... Ha ha...... It's not a thing......" Wang Ming laughed heartily, looking up and forking.

"You're ......!" Looking at Wang Ming's rampant laughter, the little fox stomped his feet on the ground, and his little face had turned red into a red-faced Guan Gong.

She angrily slammed her small fist on the table and said:

"You deliberately scolded me!"

Wang Ming looked at the little fox triumphantly and said:

"Didn't I say it, you can choose not to answer. You have to answer. ”

was teased by Wang Ming repeatedly, and the little fox felt that her lungs were about to explode, and she said hatefully:

"You...... You're trying to tease me! Despicable, contemptible! You're bad! ”

But the more angry the little fox was, the happier Wang Ming laughed, he found that this little girl was so interesting, and in this era, she could still be amused by such an outdated brain teaser, I am afraid that the only thing in front of her is this wonderful flower.

Wang Mingqiang held back a smile and said:

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you. Then I'll ask you one last question seriously, if you can answer this question, I won't tease you anymore, and even if you can't answer this question, you win. ”

The little fox's eyes widened in curiosity.

If I can't say the answer, I win? Hmph, then how can I lose, this idiot, I must not let him look down on me this time.

Under the influence of self-esteem, the little fox proudly puffed up his chest and said:

"That'...... You ask! I don't believe it and I can't answer! Hum! ”

Wang Ming said seriously:

"Once upon a time there was a stupid pig who said he didn't know anything he was asked. One day he ate the chickens in his house, and when he was asked where the chickens went, he said he didn't know. His clothes were blown away by the wind, and when he was asked who took them, he said he didn't know. Do you know what the name of this stupid pig is? ”

Hearing Wang Ming's question, the little fox immediately laughed and said:

"There are still such stupid pigs in the world, haha!"

Wang Ming said with a smile:

"Do you know what this stupid pig is called? You name it. ”

"Can I name it too?"

The little fox blinked his eyes, thought about it seriously, then shook his head and said;

"I don't know."

As soon as the words were spoken, Wang Ming was already laughing all over the table, the little fox didn't react for a while, seeing Wang Ming's laughing appearance, he was stunned and confused for a while, and finally realized that he had fallen into the trap of Wang Ming's bastard again!

"Hahaha, Pig Yuan'er! Ha ha! Wang Ming was already smiling out of human shape.

"You! You're turning around and scolding me again! The little fox was so angry that his emotions were uncontrollable, his black hair fluttered, and two fox ears actually came out of the top of his hair!

Wang Ming teased the little fox, deliberately stuck out his tongue, and said:

"Pigs? Pig edge? ”

The little fox was furious, but there was no way, because there were too many tricks for mortals, and they could always change their ways to make themselves deflated. Damn! It's really infuriating, look at this guy's appearance!

"I'm not a pig! I'm a pig! The little fox scolded weakly back.

"Then you're a pig! You're a pig! Wang Ming pointed at the little fox and smiled.

Seeing that Wang Ming still refused to stop, the little fox suddenly blew his nose and glared at his eyes, raised his voice loudly, and shouted angrily with a red face:

"I—I'm not a pig!!"

The little fox's roar, the voice was not resounding, and the surrounding neighbors and pedestrians heard her shout to the sky, and they all looked sideways and cast strange glances.

When he felt the silence around him, the little fox came back to his senses, and this time, not to mention Wang Ming, even the guests and owners of the surrounding Malatang restaurants couldn't help but burst into laughter, causing the whole store to be filled with joyful air.

At this time, the little fox realized that she had made a big mess, and her face suddenly burned like fire, and she lowered her head in shame, eager to dig a tunnel and get into it!

After being teased several times, the little fox's eyes were already oozing tears of inferiority and anxiety, she raised her head slightly, looked at Wang Ming with tears in her eyes, and asked dejectedly:

"Am I really stupid?"

Seeing the tears in the corners of the little fox's eyes, Wang Ming was slightly stunned, he knew that the little fox's self-esteem had been hurt. So he hurriedly straightened his face and comforted:

"No, no, you're smart, you just haven't gotten used to our jokes. Actually, such jokes are often told by those of us here. When you get used to it, you can play tricks on others! ”

Hearing Wang Ming's comfort, the little fox's face looked a little better, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said with a smile:

"Hmmm! Isn't that right...... I'm going to play tricks on the others when I go back! ”

Just when the little fox regained her strength, the elderly machine in her wallet came from the ringtone, and the little fox took out the elderly machine, and suddenly there was a female voice that could be heard clearly by the elderly who were connected to the near deafness and tinnitus:

"Heart Fox, you have been away from the sect for three days, and the sect master is very angry now, she ordered you to come back immediately!"

Hearing the female voice on the phone, the little fox's face turned white.