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Hu Bing was driving, and while he was driving, he squinted at the rabbit, and he wanted to chop the rabbit and braise it,...... It's okay to eat it grilled.
He didn't mind, all day yesterday, he was a coachman and a porter, and he was doing all the hard work, but the rabbit hid in the hotel and didn't come out.
"What? I don't have that hobby. Jiang Ning was horrified. 410 comic trips
Hu Bing's forehead suddenly burst into a few green tendons, and the braised rabbit in his brain had turned into a spicy rabbit...... Or dry fried spicy rabbit.
"The Terracotta Warriors and Horses are having a good time, aren't they? There is also Huaqing Pond, didn't you say you couldn't go? Jiang Ning didn't open any pot, he was still eating while talking...... Meat buns, this thing is more suitable for his appetite than mutton steamed buns.
Hu Bing didn't want to talk to this guy, he turned his head to look ahead.
Jiang Ning refused to let go of the big tiger, and continued to talk nonsense next to him: "To be honest, your brother is the least qualified to complain, you belong to the supernumerary, and the popular saying is called ...... Drag the oil bottle, one is you, the other is Su Fei, by the way, and Yuan Yueling. As soon as he said this, he suddenly shrank down.
Almost front and back, a sledgehammer stopped where the rabbit's head had just been.
Of course, the hammer is Yuan Yueling's, this girl has always moved faster than her mouth, especially when she met Jiang Ning, she didn't bother to move her mouth at all, because she knew that she would definitely not be able to say it.
"Well, it's not like you don't know that his mouth stinks." Sister Meow patted the sledgehammer.
"I didn't recruit him to provoke him, why did you talk to me?" Yuan Yueling was extremely angry.
"This guy has a small heart, he couldn't beat you before, he was always beaten by you, and now he is better than you, but he can't get back to the field, so he can only ask for some cheapness." The wild girl hit the nail on the head.
"This guy just likes to get nervous, leave him alone." Xie Xiaowei also comforted Yuan Yueling on the side: "By the way, why do you still use these two hammers?" β
"Lay the foundation." This time it wasn't the rabbit that died.
In addition to rabbits, there is also a civet cat.
The eighth girl was angry, and even the rabbit's little brother dared to do this to her...... The next moment the hammer slammed down.
Didn't hit it.
Tease slid away in an instant, and this move was exactly the same as the one that the rabbit had just shrunk his head.
Don't talk about Yuan Yueling this time, the people in the car were all dumbfounded.
It's not surprising that rabbits can dodge, and it's a bit shocking that civets have such skills...... Originally, everyone thought that his godmother would make a move.
Suddenly, the car shook, and then everyone's bodies fell forward at the same time.
Crashed.
Hu Bing crashed.
He crashed into a big truck in front of him, a big truck loaded with steel, all of which was rebar.
If you change to another van, if you hit it like this, it will definitely become a pile of scrap metal.
It turns out that this funny-looking van is absolutely of excellent quality, and there is not even a single crack in the front window...... Because it's not glass at all, it's an armor plate, or two layers of titanium alloy, with a layer of boron carbide in between, with an average density of 2.9, which is about the same as aluminum alloy, but the hardness is far more than aluminum, and even more than steel plates.
Their car was fine, the unlucky one was the truck in front.
The truck, along with the rebar on it, was broken in two.
"The police chief had a car accident, it's over, you're done." Jiang Ning gloated on the sidelines.
"Not because of you?" Hu Bing was extremely angry, if it weren't for this unlucky rabbit, would he have provoked the eight girls to move the hammer, if it weren't for the civet cat's death, would this car accident happen?
The big tiger certainly didn't admit that he was in a daze, so much so that he didn't see the truck in front of him.
It's not his fault anyway.
"It's because of that tease, it has nothing to do with me." Jiang Ning also shook the pot.
"You caused the trouble first, and then this tease learned from you." Hu Bing was angry, he couldn't help but be angry...... Because it was he who drove and hit someone else's car.
What does it mean to be angry, this is the best interpretation.
"You're in charge of it." This is Hu Bing's real goal, because he can't handle it.
"What can't be done? Hurry up, there are no cameras here, and there are no witnesses......" The rabbit paused here, then he disappeared all at once, and teleported back a moment later: "Now there is no one to get a certificate, I have washed the memory of that driver." β
And then he threw out a bunch of things, with cameras, with wires...... It turned out to be a dash cam and a reversing camera.
"I'm familiar with the business." Hu Bing snorted.
"It's nothing, it's the same if you let Mickey and the civet cats do it, maybe it's faster than me." Jiang Ning is quite modest.
The wild girl nodded proudly behind her.
"I'm definitely faster." Terrby hid under his seat and was not convinced.
The others could only shake their heads and sigh.
Hu Bing also sighed, and he glanced at the overturned truck...... I got back into the car, got off the road, got into the farmland, and quickly walked away.
"Knowing the law and breaking the law." The little fox muttered under his breath.
"Even the police can't be trusted these days." Chihuahuas are also on the side.
"The world is going down, alasβ" A very cheap voice sounded from under the seat, which made people feel the urge to drag it out and beat it.
"The wind of the world" and "under the sun", a group of kittens and dogs are thinking about it in pieces.
"Don't learn from that tease, or you'll become a tease, like that rabbit." The little fox patted the heads of the new pets and educated them seriously.
Hu Bing's head was bruised...... He's about to explode.
"Okay, look ahead, drive your car properly." Hu Jiaojiao spoke, and when she saw her titular brother deflated, her heart was indescribably happy.
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The car stopped...... Before he got to the place, it was Jiang Ning who asked him to stop.
"This is Huashan." The rabbit looked at the mountains in the distance.
"Why stop? There's still some distance from the gate. Yuan Yueling asked while looking at the electronic map on her phone.
"Alas-" Many people sighed at the same time, in addition to Sister Meow, Xie Xiaowei, and Lu Yuling, there were also a few little girls and little foxes.
"Don't you know his character yet? This guy must want to leave the ticket money and go straight to the wall. Hu Jiaojiao can understand Jiang Ning's thoughts.
"Won't it?" What surprised Hu Bing was that he didn't see it, he knew that this rabbit was very shameless and very slammed, but he didn't expect this guy to shamelessly slam the door to such a point.
"This guy is too picky, isn't he? I'm not afraid to jump inside Tiger Mountain. Yuan Yueling remembered the news she had seen not long ago.
"Will he be afraid of tigers?" This time it was the little fox who spoke.
"Yes, it's better to be a male tiger, and the tiger whip is a good thing." Terris began to die again.
"Hmph-" Hu Bing let out an angry snort, he is a male tiger, he has a tiger whip.
"Lend me a hammer." Hu Jiaojiao stretched out her hand at Yuan Yueling, and her other foot didn't know when she had stepped on the civet cat.
Millie next to her looked at her godson for a while, and looked at Hu Jiaojiao for a while.
She was still quite jealous of this tigress.
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"What's going on? It's weirdly deserted here. Jiang Ning looked at the door.
He was far away from the others, for there were two women behind him, each with a sledgehammer and glaring at him.
In the end, he didn't turn over the wall, because Xie Xiaowei and Lu Yuling both felt that this was too much, and Hu Bing even drove away without saying a word.
"Now it's almost the Chinese New Year, and it's winter, of course, there are few people, and the tickets are half price." Lu Yuling explained.
"yes, cheaper than that big tiger." Jiang Ning nodded, it was Hu Bing who bought the ticket, this guy was willing to pay for a treat, as long as he didn't embarrass him.
βοΌ @#Β₯%......&*"Hu Bing doesn't know what to say, he has decided to learn from Lao Wang Ba, and after he goes back, he will order a rabbit feast, and then eat rabbits every day.
"Alright, stop being funny, come with me." Lu Yuling walked up, although Sister Meow is the old land here, but when it comes to being the most familiar with this place, it is none other than Lu Yuling, after all, Sister Meow has not been here for at least four or five hundred years, and in these four or five hundred years, Huashan has changed a lot, and she has really forgotten how many times she has been to Huashan.
A few minutes later, Jiang Ning looked at the cable car in a daze.
"Is it necessary? The mountain is not high, although it is a little steeper, but for us, it is not a matter at all, and we go up by stepping on the cliff, and there is no need to waste this money at all.
"Yes, you can climb up the cliff by yourself, and it doesn't matter if you fly up." Lu Yuling won't talk nonsense with this old man! It's so humiliating to come out with this guy.
"I'll see you at the top of the hill." The little fox beckoned, she was glad that Jiang Ning left.
"I'll go first." Xie Xiaowei is also very happy, it is definitely a shame to go out with this guy.
"Don't forget to be invisible, if you are seen by others, it will cause a sensation, and if you are seen by a monster, it will be too embarrassing." Sister Meow suggested on the side, and when she was on the road, she thought about throwing this funny rabbit out.
"Boss, I want to support you, but my godmother is here, I have to accompany her." There are times when civets are not funny.
"Climb slowly." The little girl piece hangs on the hamster boy.
"I'm not going to help you with this money." Hu Bing said with great certainty.
Liu Yanzi didn't say anything, looked at the height of the cable car, hesitated, or squeezed in, although the cable car was a little shorter, but if she climbed the mountain with the rabbit, it would be too stupid.
"I want to support you, but unfortunately I can't." Ji Caiyun got on the cable car with a smile, and Huang Li followed behind without saying a word.
"Forget it, you have to be generous occasionally." Jiang Ning sighed and followed.